Climb out of the boss's coffin

As soon as Xu Xiaotu got out of the car, he ran happily into the street. The two of them walked around the street for a long time and bought some things. When they saw the meal time, they came to a small restaurant for dinner.

As soon as Yu Yang sat down, he quickly finished the two bowls of rice, stared at the little girl who gnawed on the meat of the spirit beast for a long time, leaned over and confessed to her furtively: "Xiaotu, I have to leave for a while now, if you wait in a hurry Then go to the opposite hotel and get a room."

Holding the chicken leg, Xu Xiaotu stared at Yu Yang in disbelief, and said in a sad and indignant tone, "Brother Yu Yang, aren't you? Brother Pei asked you to take good care of me, but you actually left me to have fun!"

Yu Yang didn't understand what she meant for a while, so he asked inexplicably, "Huh? What are you talking about?"

"Isn't it?" Xu Xiaotu slapped the table angrily, expressing grief: "Sure enough, men turn bad when they have money! Now that the sky is high and the emperor is far away, you have revealed your true nature!"

Yu Yang looked at the night outside, and suddenly came to his senses, his face flushed immediately: "Children, you think about immoral things all day long! Are you Yu Yang brother that kind of person?"

Children nowadays, what kind of mess are they pretending to be in their minds?

Seeing Yu Yang's shameful and angry defense, Xu Xiaotu's expression of grief and indignation suddenly broke: "Brother Yu Yang, I'm joking with you! Why can't you help being funny?"

Yu Yang looked at Xu Xiaotu slapping the table and laughing with a straight face, feeling desolate in his heart: he was actually slapped by this little girl...

After suppressing his temper and explaining a few more words, Yu Yang went out with a straight face.He's going to get an ID card from a fake ID dealer.

The identity verification system here is very strict, and the certificate issued last time had expired a few days ago, so Yu Yang had to find another fake certificate to apply for another one.

This is also part of the reason why Yu Yang came to City H: the technical content of false certificates in the town is too low. After all, City H is much more prosperous, so the degree of fake certificates here is higher.Yu Yang's requirements are not high, as long as he can last for three to five months.

Yu Yang came to a secluded tobacco shop, saw no one was around, then lowered his voice and said to the owner behind the counter: "Boss, I heard that you can have sex here?"

The owner of the store is a thin monkey-looking man, who was playing with his mobile phone with his head down. After hearing Yu Yang's words, he raised his head abruptly, and saw Yu Yang's face froze in an instant.

The man reacted very quickly, and immediately put on a vigilant expression, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you? Who sent you here?"

Yu Yang took out the invalid ID card from his pocket, pushed it to the shopkeeper, and said mysteriously: "Taozi introduced me here, and he issued this ID card for me..."

The shopkeeper took the certificate, looked it over carefully for a while, and then nodded reluctantly.A quarter of an hour later, Yu Yang quietly left the smoke hotel.

After Yu Yang left, a big man with ferocious eyebrows opened the curtain and came out, and asked the thin monkey angrily, "Why is this kid here?"

The thin monkey hurriedly greeted him with a flattering smile, and let the boss take the seat: "This man is here to apply for an ID card. I asked him to pay a deposit and come back in two days."

When the big man heard this, he immediately flew into a rage: "He's fucking, did this kid come here to provoke you on purpose? I didn't bother him, but he came here by himself! Is it true that I dare not touch him?"

The thin monkey hurriedly comforted his boss: "Brother, calm down! This kid didn't recognize me at all just now, I guess it's just a coincidence!"

The big man became even angrier when he heard the words: "Damn it, you made me so miserable, and you forgot about me in just a month. Does this grandson look down on me?"

He didn't even see you, did he?Where did I recognize you?The thin monkey secretly cursed in his heart, knowing that the boss was so angry that he lost his mind, he didn't dare to say anything, so he kept saying nice things to put out the fire for him.

After a while, the big man's anger subsided a little, his eyes rolled, and he ordered the thin monkey: "You follow him and see what the hell this kid is doing!"

The thin monkey responded quickly, and followed Yu Yang furtively from a distance.The big man looked at the thin monkey's back, with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth.

These two people were two of the tattooed men who tried to rob Yu Yang many times but failed. After being scared away by Yu Yang, this group was caught up by the security officer who arrived somehow.

Since it was an attempted robbery and the circumstances were relatively minor, the tattooed men were released after spending all their savings and paying the bail after being locked up for more than ten days.

Even so, the imprisoning disaster also hurt the group's vitality. The tattooed man believed that Yu Yang had reported the case, and he hated him to the bone and was also a little jealous.

However, Yu Yang has disappeared without a trace since that incident, and the tattooed man can’t find anyone even if he wanted to take revenge. The experience of being arrested also made him feel that Yu Yang has a background. After a long time, he rested The idea of ​​finding him to settle accounts.

Since they had no savings, they couldn't survive in Wu Town anymore, so this group of people simply came to H City, exchanged the Jiling on their bodies for cheap goods, and opened this baiting tobacco shop with the money they got. , continue to engage in illegal industries.

When Yu Yang came in, the tattooed man recognized him at a glance through the curtain... and the spirit that he couldn't ask for—although Yu Yang made a disguise, ordinary people couldn't see how expensive the vest was, but they deeply remembered it. The group of tattooed men who lived with Yu Yang was obviously not among them.

I have to say that Yu Yang can't recognize people's faults when he changes his vest, which is really terrible sometimes.The thin monkey followed him all the way, and found that Yu Yang was not suspicious at all, so he simply put on a pair of glasses and moved around him grandly.

If it was another spirit race, they would definitely be careful when they saw this kind of "suspicious person" wearing glasses, but Yu Yang didn't care at all. After all, on Earth, the behavior of wearing glasses is really normal.

Really worrying guy.

After Yu Yang returned to the restaurant, Xu Xiaotu was no longer there, so he walked into the opposite hotel, and when Xu Xiaotu, who was sitting in the lobby playing games, saw him, he immediately ran over and complained: "Why are you so late? Come back? I thought you weren't coming back tonight, so I moved all the things I bought back to my room!"

Yu Yang thought of the pile of things he bought today, and felt that he hadn't thought it through enough, so he offered to buy a gift for the little girl. When Xu Xiaotu heard this, he immediately hit the snake with a stick and acted like a baby: "Brother Yu Yang, I saw you today. I bought Liszt’s handiwork, can you buy that for me?”

Thinking of the two-meter muscular man model, Yu Yang twitched the corners of his mouth, and reluctantly agreed: "Okay, I'll buy it for you when I go back, and it's just right for you to check in."

When Xu Xiaotu heard this, he couldn't hold back immediately, grabbed Yu Yang's arm and said, "Can I buy it today? Anyway, it's still early, and I'm afraid someone will buy it before it's too late!"

Yu Yang: ...Who said it was too late just now?

Although he was reluctant in every possible way, but couldn't resist Xu Xiaotu's slapstick, Yu Yang took her out, and the two went directly to the handicraft store to buy things.

"Please don't worry, we will send you home as soon as possible!" The shopkeeper reluctantly sent the two to the door with a warm and thoughtful attitude: "Welcome to visit next time!"

Seeing the two walking away, the shopkeeper's face burst into a smile: This thing can be regarded as sold!I really didn't expect that Liszt has been angry for several years, and there are diehard fans who are willing to buy his figure, thinking that this thing is going to be smashed!

Reluctantly asking the staff to transport the things back to Muxi Village, Yu Yang and Xu Xiaotu walked around for a while, and then came to a shopping mall that sold high-end spirits.

"Brother Yu Yang, why don't you go in and have a look?" Xu Xiaotu suggested enthusiastically.Considering that the ID card has not yet been obtained, Yu Yang was about to refuse, but the little girl had already ran in happily, so Yu Yang had no choice but to follow quickly.

"Xu Xiaotu, why are you running around?" Yu Yang stopped Xu Xiaotu as soon as he entered the door, and scolded him with a straight face. "If you don't obey me again, the figure will be confiscated!"

Although his face was very serious, Yu Yang's heart was beating secretly.The reason why he was able to come in just now was entirely because he was very close to Xu Xiaotu. If the little girl ran away after shopping, Yu Yang would be trapped inside, and the identity of the black household might not be concealed. .

It was because the issue of identity was not resolved, Yu Yang didn't dare to enter the door when shopping today, so he could only pretend to be uninterested and stood outside the door, looking like a subordinate carrying the bag for the lady, which made the shopping guide in the store secretly guess Xu Xiao Tu's status is unusual.

Looking at the "coffins" on the surrounding shelves and the goods inside, even Yu Yang, who has gradually become accustomed to the life of the Spirit Race, still felt panicked. The two walked around for a while, and Yu Yang pulled Xu Xiao Tu was about to leave: "It's too late, go back to sleep!"

"Let's go now?" Xu Xiaotu was a little bit reluctant. Although she couldn't afford the things here, it would be nice to have a second look.

Seeing Xu Xiaotu's expression of reluctance, Yu Yang pointed at the manager of the mall who was secretly vigilant behind the counter: "The mall is about to close, didn't you see that everyone is using their eyes to chase you away?"

Meeting Xu Xiaotu's puzzled eyes, the corner of the shop manager's mouth twitched, and he forced a friendly smile at the little girl.

Before Xu Xiaotu could protest again, Yu Yang took her and strode towards the exit. For some reason, he had a bad premonition, as if something bad was about to happen.

Good spirits and bad spirits, the two had just walked through the security door when harsh sirens sounded around them.

At the moment when the accident happened, Yu Yang's first thought was: Could it be that his innocence has been exposed?Thinking of this, he didn't have time to think about it, so he quickly pulled Xu Xiaotu and ran outside.

"Security, catch them!" Manager Dai on the side hadn't reacted at first, but when he saw Yu Yang running away, he subconsciously chased after him, screaming for help from the people around him while chasing him.

Two minutes later, Yu Yang and Xu Xiaotu were caught by the security guards and enthusiastic crowd.The female manager with exquisite make-up walked over aggressively, and casually ordered the tally staff on the side: "Go and invite the boss, and call the Public Security Bureau!"

Then she turned her head and stared at Yu Yang angrily, her expression was like looking at moths: "Stinky boy, do you think you can get away with it? Do you think I'm blind?"

Manager Dai has been paying attention to them secretly: not to mention Yu Yang's ugly face, Xu Xiaotu looks pure, but he is dressed plainly, and his skin is a shade darker than his peers. It looks like he is from a small place However, such a child is wearing a necklace of considerable value (bought by Yu Yang), which is suspicious no matter how you look at it.

Seeing that things were exactly as he expected, Manager Dai gave Yu Yang an arrogant look, and said sneeringly: "The thieves nowadays are so rampant, they dare to blatantly take the stolen goods with them after stealing something! How can this go on like this?" ?”

Yu Yang subconsciously felt that her words were weird, and asked her tentatively: "What are you talking about?" After speaking, he deliberately complained: "What is this broken door called? Don't it be a malfunction? It's so loud that people's ears hurt. , close it now!"

Seeing that this man was about to die, Manager Dai dared to mess around. He took out makeup remover from his bag and sprayed it on Yu Yang's face unceremoniously. makeup.

Yu Yang, who was grabbed by the arm and unable to resist: "..."

After finishing the work, Manager Dai crossed his arms and looked triumphantly at Yu Yang, who showed his true face, and his tone was full of contempt: "Such a clumsy makeup technique is trying to hide it? You are quite brave, even this limited-edition treasure Dare to steal!"

Yu Yang figured it out. This woman thought her shell was stolen, so she called someone to arrest her. It seems that her identity as a black household has not been exposed.

Before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he looked at the security door that kept ringing, and his heart sank again: Could it be that his identity as a criminal was found out, and this person misunderstood that he had stolen something?

Thinking of this, Yu Yang sneered hard and said: "Joke, do all the limited edition spirits in the world belong to your family? I bought the spirits with my own money, and it has nothing to do with your store!"

"How dare you speak so hard!" Manager Dai angrily patted the security door that was still screaming, "The security door in our shopping mall can only call the police in one case, that is, the products in the store are taken out without paying! You And you said you didn't steal it?"

It turns out that this door cannot detect the identity of the guests.Yu Yang quickly absorbed this information, and he was even more suspicious: Could it be that the shell was really stolen from this shopping mall? Zhuang Weiran is so rich that he shouldn't do such a thing, right?Could it be that he co-arranged the bureau with the shopping mall and the Public Security Bureau, with the purpose of arresting him back justifiably?

All kinds of messy thoughts were spinning in Yu Yang's mind. When he saw the little girl who was frightened by the accident, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty: they shouldn't be involved in his own affairs.

Thinking of this, Yu Yang said to Manager Dai: "Let me go first, can this little girl let her go?"

"This kid is also an accomplice, so he can't leave!" Manager Dai glared at Xu Xiaotu, and refused politely.

"She's only ten years old, so she won't be held legally responsible even if she commits a crime!" Yu Yang intentionally understated Xu Xiaotu's age, "Besides, I'm not here, so it's okay to ask her to go back and find someone to pay the fine." Question?"

After hearing Yu Yang's words, the surrounding audience looked at Xu Xiaotu's pitiful appearance, and couldn't help persuading him:

"This child is so young, and her parents have cheated her, so let her go?"

"Yeah, kid, what do you care about with her?"

"It's impossible for such a young child to be sentenced. Let her go back and notify her family to pay the fine. Why do you have to detain her?"

Manager Dai couldn't hold back the opinions of the masses, so although he was reluctant, he let Xu Xiaotu go.Yu Yang whispered to the little girl secretly: "You retreat first, don't worry about brother! Brother will come to you after solving this troublesome matter."

Xu Xiaotu wiped his tears and nodded firmly to Yu Yang: "Brother Yu Yang, don't worry! I'll find someone to redeem you right away! You wait for me!" After finishing speaking, the little girl gritted her teeth and ran away .

Yu Yang looked at the back of her going away quickly, and the corner of his mouth twitched: Why can't this child understand human words?Didn't you tell me to leave him alone?Was Zhuang Weiran's big thick leg twisted by their thin arms?

What Yu Yang didn't know was that in Xu Xiaotu's heart, Yu Yang was already a recognized family member. Even if he did something bad, the little girl would not give up on him easily.

As soon as Xu Xiaotu left, the security officer who received the report came. Manager Dai's eyes lit up, and he immediately greeted him: "Sir, this is the man! He stole the spirit from our mall..."

The chief security officer looked at Yu Yang, and asked, "You..." Just as he started, the owner of the shopping mall finally arrived late, and shouted from a distance, "Wait, this is all a misunderstanding!"

The thanked shopping mall owner ran over panting, and explained anxiously while wiping his sweat: "Sir, Manager Dai didn't understand the situation when he first came here. The customer's spirit was sold half a year ago. ..."

"Huh?" Manager Dai pointed at Yu Yang dumbfoundedly with a ghostly expression on his face: "But... this man obviously..." The security door has called the police, why is the boss talking nonsense with his eyes open?

Fu Pengcheng smiled awkwardly at Yu Yang, turned his head, put on a straight face and began to chase away people: "Manager Dai, it's none of your business here, you can go about your business!" After speaking, he ordered the security guard to let Yu Yang go .

After Mrs. Fu appeased Yu Yang, he politely explained to the justices: "I'm sorry, everyone, it's because the subordinates don't understand the situation, so you made your trip in vain!"

After stuffing a few vip cards to send the magistrate away, Fu Pengcheng personally stepped forward to pat Yu Yang's clothes, smiling obsequiously: "My guest, I'm really sorry to make you wronged! If you don't mind, Would you like to sit in my office?"

Yu Yang: What's the trouble?