Climb out of the boss's coffin

After Yu Yang dealt with Xu Xiaotu, he turned anxiously to the person concerned, and asked bluntly, "Uncle Jiao, what's your opinion? If you have no opinion, I will arrange surgery for you?"

In order to strengthen his persuasiveness, he grasped Jiao Haoyun's sign language and persuaded him earnestly: "Master, you really can't delay this disease any longer. If you delay it, you really won't be cured. Listen to me, get the surgery as soon as possible!"

Jiao Haoyun looked at Yu Yang with tears in his eyes, and tremblingly stretched out his hand firmly...to reach for the medicine bottle in Xu Xiaotu's hand, which fully demonstrated his distrust of Yu Yang's medical skills.

Yu Yang: "..."

Seeing Jiao Haoyun's movements, Xu Xiaotu realized that he wanted to drink medicine for him, and quickly unscrewed the medicine bottle in his hand, and was about to feed him. Seeing this, Yu Yang quickly grabbed it.

"What are you doing? You can't stand the pain without seeing Uncle Jiao?" Xu Xiaotu was really angry at this moment, so he stepped forward to grab the medicine bottle from him.

Yu Yang didn't explain to her, but kept her out with his left hand, took a sip from the bottle with his right hand, tasted it carefully for a while, and then spit it out. At the top, the medicine bottle was returned to Xu Xiaotu.

Xu Xiaotu was baffled by him, and he didn't bother to pay attention to Yu Yang's weird behavior, so he quickly gave Jiao Haoyun to drink the medicine.After Jiao Haoyun drank the medicine, the pain in his body eased, and he let out a sigh of relief: Damn, I just hurt to death!

"Uncle Jiao, is this medicine specially used to treat your disease?" Seeing that Jiao Haoyun's pain had eased and he could answer questions, Yu Yang leaned over to ask him with a strange expression.

Jiao Haoyun was painless and light, looking at the medicine bottle in his hand with fanaticism: "How can there be any special medicine for Jiling? This is a special medicine that can cure all diseases! No matter what happens to the body, just take a bottle and keep it. Can be good!"

"It's a pity that it's too expensive. Such a small bottle costs 499 yuan..." He sighed with pain in his heart.

Yu Yang covered his face in dismay: Sure enough, as he guessed, the medicine here does not cure the disease at all, it either paralyzes the affected area and creates the illusion of recovery; or it is like a stimulant or a cold. In that way, some minor illnesses can be cured by overdrawing vitality and stimulating the potential of the human body.

Yu Yang was born with a keen sense of taste, and just after taking a sip, he could identify the ingredients of the medicine: Aracea, Dajinhua, Mint, Pepper, Calamus, etc., and a small amount of poppy and tobacco extracts—the two mentioned above. A collection of medicines.

However, these medicinal materials are only roughly prepared, and the proportions are not very scientific, so they can only be regarded as low-level placebos.Fortunately, the content of opium poppies is very low, and it is impossible for Jiao Haoyun to take it continuously with his financial resources, so there is no need to worry about becoming addicted.

But at this time, drinking this medicine will not have any effect except to euthanize the patient.

Thinking of this, Yu Yang grabbed Jiao Haoyun's hand again, and brought up the old story again: "Master, let me tell you the truth: this medicine can only paralyze the body's perception, and has no therapeutic effect. You feel cured now, but in fact, the intestine is still It's rotten there, if you want to completely solve the problem, you need surgery, sir..."

Yu Yang babbled a lot, and Xu Xiaotu, who was on the side, became a little impatient.For a certain moment, Yu Yang felt as if he was trying to persuade a victim who had been brainwashed by an MLM organization, which was a thankless task.

In fact, he doesn't want to be like this either. A doctor who doesn't knock on the door, doesn't spread the word lightly, and chases after the patient to treat him actively, no matter whether he is a quack doctor or a genius doctor, will be naturally classified as a liar by the people.

But Yu Yang can't help it, he has no reputation here, if he doesn't rush to sell himself desperately, people will never give him a chance to prove his ability.

Fortunately, Jiao Haoyun agreed without waiting for him to persuade him - I don't know if it was because Yu Yang was so entangled that he couldn't help it.Only then did Yu Yang heave a sigh of relief, and began to search the house for things that could be used for surgery.

Yu Yang took a relatively light fruit knife from the kitchen, disliked it being too blunt, and temporarily sharpened it on a whetstone, then took out the pocket knife he carried with him, and the knife was ready for use.

Then there is the thread used for sutures. I don’t think there is any need to think about the gut thread in this kind of place, so I can only use mulberry thread instead: "Uncle Jiao, do you have any ready-made silk at home?" Yu Yang was not polite, and asked the owner directly .

"There are no ready-made cocoons, but there are dozens of catties of silkworm cocoons in the warehouse that have not been sold. I wonder if they can be used?" Now that he agreed to this matter, Jiao Haoyun acted very simply. Take the cocoons.

Yu Yang was busy in the room without touching the floor. Seeing Xu Xiaotu standing aside to watch the excitement, he immediately recruited her as an assistant: "Xiaotu, what are you doing here? Come and help!"

Xu Xiaotu shrugged, reluctantly went to help Yu Yang prepare gauze and spirits for disinfection, took a look at the gap, she leaned over and asked Jiao Haoyun in a low voice: "Uncle Jiao, do you really want him to operate on you?" ah?"

She still felt unreliable at all.

Jiao Haoyun sighed: "Anyway, this body is about to be scrapped, so there is no loss in letting him try!" Moreover, he can hardly afford the high cost of medicine to maintain this body.

In fact, he didn't believe that Yu Yang could succeed. On the one hand, he was able to agree because of Xu Xiaotu's face, and on the other hand...he was also tormented by this body, and he agreed to Yu Yang. It really failed, and the worst thing was that I would give up my face and ask my brother who hadn't seen him for many years to borrow some money.

After everything was ready, Yu Yang put on a clean coat, and in the washbasin beside him were boiled gauze, knives, sewing needles, mulberry thread spun from temporary silk reeling, and spirits... Although the operation conditions were simple, it seemed Kind of like that.

Xu Xiaotu was wearing the same "surgical gown" as him and stood aside, looking like an assistant.She was a little disapproving of Yu Yang at first, but now she was infected by his serious and rigorous attitude, and she couldn't help but have some expectations for Yu Yang.

Looking at the patient lying on the bed to dry his belly, Yu Yang carefully sterilized the affected area with wine, took a deep breath and picked up the scalpel, for a long while... still didn't dare to cut down.

Although this body is just a shell for the Spirit Race, Yu Yang is still a living person. You must know that he has performed surgery on animals before, and has never done it on humans.

Originally, due to the special nature of the spirit race, it would be more safe to let the patient temporarily escape from the body. However, this spirit has reached the verge of being scrapped, and Jiao Haoyun will belch as soon as he leaves. Yu Yang can only let him wear it and do the operation.

"Hey, are you okay?" Xu Xiaotu waited patiently for a while, seeing that Yu Yang was still hesitating, he couldn't help poking him impatiently.

"Don't mess around!" When questioned by the little girl, Yu Yang immediately made a serious expression reflexively, and said firmly: "Man, you can't say no!"

Xu Xiaotu: "Oh..."

It's a pity that in the next second Yu Yang's pretended composure was defeated. He grabbed Jiao Haoyun's hand and confirmed with a mournful face: "Master, let's make an agreement. If I fail, I won't pay for this spirit! Know that I have no money!"

Xu Xiaotu: ... Tsk!

At this time, Jiao Haoyun had already seen it away, and he calmed down after hearing Yu Yang's words: "It's okay, kid! It's something that is almost unusable. You can fix it if you can. If you can't fix it, forget it—— You can offer to help, no matter what, uncle will accept your kindness!"

Up to now, Jiao Haoyun has gotten used to Yu Yang's inappropriate address, and even assumed the identity of an elder himself: "Okay, uncle is uncle, anyway, he won't suffer if you call him a few words!"If he can fix this spirit, he can call him Uncle Yu Yang!

After hearing the victim's (?) assurance, Yu Yang took several deep breaths before picking up the knife again.

No wonder Yu Yang was afraid. After all, he only had theoretical knowledge in the past 20 years. At most, he had only watched the video of the operation, and he had done an autopsy in general. This was the first time he actually did it.

Although appendix surgery is relatively simple in medical surgery, there is no professional surgical equipment and no preoperative examination. Under such a simple environment, it is indeed a bit difficult for him to perform surgery based on his guesswork and judgment of the disease.

However, at this point, he couldn't help but retreat, Yu Yang took a deep breath, and boldly slashed down on Jiao Haoyun's stomach...

******

After suturing the wound finely, Yu Yang wiped his sweat with his sleeves, and Jiao Haoyun showed a smile: "Master, the operation was a success, if you don't have a fever in two days, you will probably be fine!"

Jiao Haoyun looked at his wound, and couldn't believe it: "It's all right? Is it really all right?"

I heard that after being disemboweled, Ji Ling looked okay at first, but it will deteriorate in two days, will he be the same?

"Don't worry! The affected area has been removed and sutured, so it will be fine!" Yu Yang casually comforted him while packing up the surgical tools, appearing very confident.

Before the operation, Yu Yang was not sure, because he was not sure whether the internal structure of Jiling was the same as that of the human body.

Facts proved that his guess was correct, the operation process was unexpectedly easy, and the lesion was found almost as soon as the patient's wound was opened.

Moreover, perhaps because of the separation, Yu Yang found that the spirit race's perception of the pain of surgery is much weaker than that of the earth people, and even the pain of surgery is completely tolerable.

You must know that before the operation, Yu Yang hesitated for a while because there was no suitable anesthetic, but Jiao Haoyun said that the effect of the medicine had not yet passed, so he directly asked him to use the knife.

Thinking of the blood that flowed out when the abdominal cavity was cut open, and the feeling of looking for the lesion in the stomach of a living person with his hands... The fear and nausea that Yu Yang was holding back all came to his heart, and he rushed to the door to vomit while covering his mouth.

"Hey, are you okay?" Xu Xiaotu was taken aback by his actions, chased to the door and saw Yu Yang's distressed appearance, and hurried forward to pat him on the back.

"It's okay...vomit!" Yu Yang slowed down a bit, but when he saw the blood on Xu Xiaotu's body, he immediately started to vomit again, his face was pale and he was sweating profusely.

Xu Xiaotu changed his mind about him at first, but when he saw his appearance, he couldn't help but roll his eyes speechlessly: Tsk, it really is the charming young master!

Yu Yang: How can you spirit race who treat human bodies as clothes understand my feelings?

Seeing that Yu Yang had almost vomited, Xu Xiaotu went to bring him a glass of water to rinse his mouth again.It was the first time Yu Yang received sincere care from Xu Xiaotu, but he didn't feel like enjoying it, so he packed himself up and went back in.

Jiao Haoyun on the bed heard the movement, and immediately looked at Yu Yang with an uneasy and worried expression. He wanted to go out to have a look just now, but he didn't dare to move without Yu Yang's permission after the operation.

"Mr. Yu, are you okay?"

"It's okay!" Yu Yang met his uneasy eyes, and immediately showed a soothing smile.

He immediately stepped forward, and while tidying up his things in an orderly manner, he dutifully told the patient: "Uncle Jiao, you just finished the operation, and now you can't eat or drink, and you can't do strenuous activities. You can eat only after the door is exhausted."

"Mr. Yu, thank you!" Jiao Haoyun stroked the back of his head honestly, "Well, can I move now?"

As soon as Yu Yang said "Yes", Jiao Haoyun quickly turned over from the bed. He has already adapted to the status of "Master" well, even a little secretly.

Yu Yang was taken aback by him, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him with a headache: "Master, didn't you tell me not to do strenuous activities? Be careful of pulling your wound!"

Jiao Haoyun smiled and apologized, Yu Yang looked at him in confusion, and didn't persuade him much: "It's ok, exercise is also good for the recovery of gastrointestinal motility." He was alive and kicking just after the operation, and he didn't look like something was wrong .

Xu Xiaotu stepped forward and took a rare look at Jiao Haoyun's incision: "Uncle Jiao, how do you feel now? Does it still hurt?"

Jiao Haoyun felt it for a while, and there was still some faint pain at the place where the operation was performed, but it was much more relaxed than before. He even felt that his body was getting better and the pain was gradually reducing, so he said happily: "It doesn't hurt anymore! I feel much better!"

"Really?" The little girl saw the scene of Ji Ling being operated on for the first time, and her eyes were opened.If it really succeeded, wouldn't she have witnessed a miracle?

Thinking of this, Xu Xiaotu looked at Yu Yang with admiration, and stepped forward to punch him: "Hey, you are pretty good! If Uncle Jiao can really get better this time, then..."

Xu Xiaotu didn't know how to go on. He was used to bickering with Yu Yang, but now he was not used to speaking softly.

Yu Yang is a bit uncertain about this. The guarantee he swore just now was just to give the patient confidence. Hearing this, he immediately coughed in guilt: "It will take two days to know whether the operation is successful or not. I will stay at Uncle Jiao's for the next two days. , observe the situation - okay, Uncle Jiao?"

"No problem! I'll go and prepare a room for you right now!" Jiao Haoyun was healthy and light, and immediately rushed to make his bed after hearing this. Yu Yang was so frightened that he hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Master, slow down! Be careful Knife! I'll make the bed myself..."

The author has something to say:

The author doesn't understand medicine, and the things about medicine in the article are all written in a blind way. Just watch it for fun, don't take it seriously!

Regarding the mulberry thread, the author checked the information that there are two sayings: mulberry bark made thread and silk. The stupid author doesn't know which one it is.

PS: If there are any intellectual errors, please point them out, and the author will accept them with humility~