Boss, can we talk about CP?

With one successful experience of hiding stickers, getting a second is much simpler.The two chatted and chatted with each other all the way, and quickly ran through all the stuck points, then took the cable car back to the foot of the mountain.

It was still relatively early, but after noon, Qi Fengyu's energy was gone, he was so sleepy, he nestled on the bus seat, and fell asleep directly.When he woke up again, not only Mr. Wang Liangwang had already left, but also everyone on the bus was gone. He was woken up by the driver who was about to collect the car.

Qi Fengyu carried his luggage in a daze, took a taxi home, ordered a takeaway, washed up and filled his stomach. It was already 09:30 in the evening.

Today is Sunday, a good weekend, and it just passed by in the team building.

Fortunately, the harvest is not small...

Remembering that Wang Liang is the golden thigh Liang, he inevitably remembered that Feng Yu had quit [Bright Wind Jiyue] for 24 hours, and he could join the new battle group.It happened that Qi Fengyu had a catch-up sleep in the afternoon, and he was very energetic. He didn't want to sleep at all, so he logged into the game excitedly.

Sure enough, within 3 minutes of going online, and before he finished reading the reward email sent by the system, he received another invitation from Mr. Liang:

[System: Liang invites Feng Yu to join the Zhantian battle group, do you agree? 】

It was a good weekend and only played team battles. Brother Liang is obviously the same as him, and can't help but play the game as soon as possible!

This time, Qi Fengyu clicked the "Yes" option without any hesitation.

[System: Player Feng Yu successfully joined the Zhantian battle group. 】

At the moment of the reminder, the game froze for a few seconds, and when the warband page was loaded, countless chat texts rushed out, the small chat window was swiped for an unknown number of screens, and the swiping phone was delayed After a while, he finally returned to his normal reaction speed.

……

[Huo Yanyan: I should be busy with the paper, I'm afraid I have group discussions even on weekends, it's annoying to me! !

Shui Sanshui: Come on you, I have slept in the laboratory for three days.

Shui Sanshui: Anyway, you fought in the team battle last week.

Slow down in the Czech Republic: Are the two big guys going to end their exams again?

Huo Yanyan: Yes, the holiday arrangements here are different from yours...

……

……

To be beaten is to take advantage: Oops, I see that the battle group is full! !Is Feather coming? !

Silent Pigeon: Feng Yu is here? !welcome! ! ! !fly with me! ! !

To be beaten is to take advantage: welcome thighs! !Please take care of the talisman bag.

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Please take care of the talisman bag.

Day Lily: Please take care of the talisman bag.

……

Cong Xiaoshuo: Welcome! !Woohoo, I'm so touched!Let's take another first place in Zhantian! !

Ke 0 Ke 1: The first heavenly master successfully incorporated, is our future talisman stable? ! !

Silent Pigeon: You only think about talisman bags and talismans, but I am different.

Silent Pigeon: I just want to lie in a team fight with Brother Feng Yu! !

To be beaten is to take advantage: ... Fuck.

To be beaten is to take advantage: if you think well, you won't get your turn, and I can only lie down.

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Pooh, Feng Yu was scared away by you.

Pandoragon: Don't worry, Feng Yu!When you come, everyone is a family, and we will never let you leave alone!

Pandoragon: Have you finished all the missions this week!Need our help?

Pandoragon: Group you at any time!

Cong Xiaoshu: Get out, is there someone like you who came up to grab the team leader's partner?Want to fart?

Silent Pigeon: I think Fatty Pan wants to eat a plane ticket! !

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Hahaha

Goose? Crooked Buried: Welcome! ! !welcome! !Warm welcome! !

Send to send send flowers: +1

Dragon Fat: +1

...]

It was so lively.

Dozens of sentences were swiped out almost at the same time at the same second, and Qi Feng was overwhelmed, as if he had returned to the first month of the service, and just watched the chat channel to consume a whole night.

Fortunately, he got used to half the night in advance on the weekend, skipped the nonsense as much as possible, picked the key points to read, and replied on the battle group channel:

[Feng Yu: Thank you. 】

The members of the battle group immediately swiped the welcome emoticon pack, and after swiping a few screens:

[Deputy head: You're welcome.To be honest, intellectually, I should invite you like everyone else, but emotionally, I don't want to say this. 】

Qi Fengyu couldn't help but laugh, this can't be blamed for the narrow mindedness of the deputy head, but if someone's invitation was rejected three times in a row, but the invitee came because of another person's mere words, it is impossible to not mind at all.

【Feng Yu: I'm really sorry.

Feng Yu: Please continue to work hard as the deputy head, I'm just an idler here to make soy sauce.

Deputy Head:? ?

Deputy Head: No.You think too much.

Deputy head: You have entered the fish pond, I can't let Xian go anymore. 】

During the short conversation between the two, the other team members tacitly did not participate in the chat, but as soon as this sentence came out, everyone immediately filled the screen with the two emoji packs of "Laughing to death.jpg" and "Hahaha.jpg" .

[What's wrong with the goose: Help, I want to die from laughing.

What's wrong with the goose: Although I really want to shout yooooooooooooo, but the deputy head has told too many cold jokes about the fish pond, I'm already tired hahaha!

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Did the deputy head use the excuse of giving up his position to catch fish again?

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Hahahahaha Another fool.

Dragon Fat: Didn't you get fooled?What people entered was the fish pond of the head of the group.

What's wrong with the goose: Hahahaha this time it's true yoooooooo! !

Cong Xiaolu: It’s the same excuse every time, and the deputy leader is too careless hahaha. Speaking of which, Huo Yanyan and Shui Sanshui were tricked into the group too, right?

Yuxia Xiaoyu:? ?

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Wait a minute, why is the big goose yo?

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Is there any summary of the previous story that we don't know? ?

Silent Pigeon: ...Damn it, am I going to lose my best friend position! !

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Wake up, you have never had a best friend slot, only a pile of green hats.

What's wrong with the goose: Wake up, you never had a best friend position, and Feng Yu only came here for our leader from the very beginning.

What's wrong with the goose: Now that they're all gone, it's even more impossible for you to have anything to do with them!

……

Yuxia Xiaoyu: What?Sister Big Goose, tell me quickly! !

What's wrong with the goose: Hit privately! 】

……

Among the demons dancing wildly, Qi Fengyu accurately caught Mr. Wang Liang's retort with difficulty:

[Liang: Whoever grabs it will get a plane ticket. 】

Short and inconspicuous sentences, squeezed in a group of chatterers, didn't even last for a second, and were squeezed out for several screens.

Qi Fengyu couldn't help laughing.

Since the two sides lost their horses, and looking at Mr. Liang’s chat box, Mr. Wang’s ascetic and reticent face will appear unconsciously. funny.

No, I finally finished typing five words, but what I replied was a long time ago, Duo LaGongPang's sentence "Group you at any time".

Therefore, although Wang Liang was really taciturn, the taciturnity of the big boss on the list was a last resort because he couldn't type easily.

Qi Fengyu immediately regained his balance.

He cheerfully poked open the private chat box of Mr. Liang, and replied very considerately:

Feng Yu: Yes, yes, I know.

Feng Yu: I only form a team with you, no one can take it away.

Feng Yu: Don't worry, Bao, shall we write the book?

After a while, the opposite Mr. Wang replied slowly:

Liang: Hit.

The mobile phone sounded a "ding" prompt, and a message "You have a WeChat message" popped up above the game window.

Qi Fengyu's WeChat is set to silent mode, and only the contacts and groups grouped in the "work" category will pop up a message reminder.

He quickly sent a message to Wang Liang, "Wait a minute, I'll come when I get back a message", cut out, dealt with Party A's father who came to ask about the progress during non-working hours, and then switched back to the game and said, "I'm back."

Without further ado, Mr. Liang opened a dungeon, and while waiting for it to load, Qi Fengyu suddenly came to his senses, yes, WeChat!Why does he insist on chatting in the game? It’s inconvenient to type with the handle, but there are thousands of chat software, Penguin, WeChat, phone, and even Yaya, which one is not more convenient than the in-game chat?No time to type, but also voice!

Based on his observations of Mr. Wang during this period, Mr. Wang's work and personal mobile phones are separated, and he does not go online during the day, which not only means that the peripheral equipment is not easy to move, but also may mean that there is another dedicated mobile phone for playing "Tao Xun". mobile phone - this kind of real-time rpg game still takes up memory.He used the phone with the largest memory to avoid lag, and only a phone that didn't install any extra apps could achieve the smoothness of loading a copy like Mr. Liang.

Since he has more than one mobile phone, he can use the Pad to play voice games with Wang Liang. The communication efficiency is equivalent to hacking!

Qi Fengyu suddenly became enlightened, and when he entered the dungeon, the dwarf Xiaotuanzi Tianshi was not in a hurry to keep up, stood on the spot and jumped, and first sent an emoticon package of "bridge bean sack.jpg":

[Feng Yu: Little cool!brother cool! !I have something big to discuss with you!

Feng Yu: Hand over your WeChat Penguin Yaya account, as well as your mobile phone number and bank account number! ! 】

The zombie stopped.

Brother Liang's game loaded quickly, and the distance between them was widened. After standing still for a few seconds, a "?" appeared above his head.

【Feng Yu: Tell me quickly, otherwise I will have to hang out with you on the Yaya channel every night, and hang out with you at the office door during the day. 】

In fact, any one will do.When I was called into Yaya's room, I didn't think much about it. If I had directly applied to add Liang as a friend, or remembered to ask for my mobile phone number when climbing mountains during the day, I would have completely avoided asking this time. It was really a miscalculation.

The zombie didn't move for a long time.

Qi Feng Yuxin said that it was really difficult for Mr. Wang to type numbers with the handle, so he typed a line of mobile phone numbers:

Phoenix Feather: **

[System: Indecent content has been detected, please speak in a civilized manner. 】

Ah... Taoxun's blocking algorithm is incomprehensible! !He just wanted to send his mobile phone number!Or... let's meet up in Yaya's room.

Just as he made up his mind, Qi Fengyu caught a glimpse of a few mobs appearing out of nowhere, surrounding Zombie Liang and nibbling in the middle. The blood bar that was healthy just now has only a trace of blood left.

However, Mr. Liang didn't realize it. The screen of the mobile phone was obviously not big, and the characters on the screen were even smaller, but Qi Fengyu could see a bit of bewilderment from the zombie's cold gray face.

Tianshi can't increase blood, he was anxious, quickly threw two defensive skills in the past, and took the time to say in the team chat channel:

[Feng Yu: Brother blood——! ! ! !

Feng Yu: Blood! 】

It's too late.

The zombie fell to the ground.

To make matters worse, because Feng Yu used a skill, the 1-minute invincible status in the dungeon was automatically lifted.

A few mobs swarmed up, and the crispy celestial master didn't have enough space to kite. He died suddenly in the blink of an eye, the screen turned gray, and a shocking reminder popped up in the middle:

【You have been wiped out, please start from the beginning...】

The mobs walked back and forth swaggeringly on top of the two lying corpses.

Qi Fengyu: ...

Being speechless, a message from the deputy head popped up in the private chat box:

Deputy Head: Can you speak?Yaya, the old place.

Deputy head: I'll wait for you until 11:30.

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