Boss, can we talk about CP?
Chapter 3 The First Setback
When computer online games were popular, chatting in notebooks was short, smooth and fast, with short (black) writing (words) flying all over the sky, and it was even more obvious when it was changed to mobile games. After all, the pop-up keyboard seriously blocked the line of sight and seriously affected the gaming experience.
Although Mr. Liang only said three words, the meaning was clear and definite.His zombie's agility is low, and there is only a slight difference between adding the agility buff and not adding it.
Therefore, Qi Fengyu changed to a small increase in attack buff.
In fact, he originally intended to say a few more words, but Mr. Liang has already rushed towards the first boss—the old peach tree spirit like a cloud of black wind.
Uh, what a succinct and concise big brother Gao Wan.
The little celestial master didn't dare to be negligent, so he retreated three squares first, exited the range of the old tree's first wave of map guns, jumped left and right to land mines, and at the same time buffed the zombies with his backhand. During the interval of slow recovery, I threw a few thunder charms to the old tree to help deal with the output. It wasted no time at all. While maximizing the auxiliary attack, it also gave the zombie the most comfortable output environment.
The ferocity of the zombies filled with buffs has directly risen to several new levels. In an instant, the first boss fell to the ground with hatred, and the team channel popped up:
Feng Yu: Damn, cool, it's too fast! !The boss output is so strong! !
Feng Yu: Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg
If you want to mix with the team, you must first flatter.Anyway, flattery can't be worn.
Qi Fengyu is well versed in the eternal truth of "Even if the boss doesn't say anything, he will definitely like it in his heart".
The old zombie didn't answer a single word, and didn't pause at all. He left the little loli who was doing her best to send out applause emoticons, and rushed in the direction of the second boss.
Tsk, high cold.
It's hard for Qi Fengyu to scold in his heart that it's rude to change to another account.
But placed on Bangyi Liang, he appears to be aloof, individual, and independent.The boss is indeed a boss.
The two broke new ground all the way, and when they reached the second boss, new content popped up in the team channel:
To be beaten is to take advantage: what the fuck?Captain, you pushed the first king in less than 3 minutes?
Beibei: Oh my god, you have golden thighs, aren't they so shiny? !
To be beaten is to take advantage: I thought we two were already very fast...
Beibei: Then it depends on whom to compare with.I bet the two of us will be second in the group anyway.
Deputy head: I don't have any hands to type when clearing monsters.We are clearing the last wave of mobs, and after clearing, we will directly open the second king.
Is the goose gone? Crooked buried: yes.
To be beaten is to take advantage: Damn!
Beibei: What about the agreed strategy iron CP? !Why can't we even fight a battle? ?
To be beaten is to take advantage: ...
Beibei: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Being beaten is taking advantage: crying, I also want to krypton gold.
What's wrong with the goose: Are you looking down on my doctor? ? ?
Qi Fengyu laughed while watching the chat, while laughing and outputting violence. The BOSS is higher level than him, and his Thunder Talisman can only lose -1 blood because of the level suppression. Fortunately, the celestial master profession does not rely on hard output. Poison Talisman.In the time it took to speak like this, the No. [-] boss fell to the ground with a crash.
The zombie who thought it would continue to charge stood still. After a long time, a sentence popped up in the team channel:
Liang: I didn't hold back.
Qi Fengyu: "!!!"
To be beaten is to take advantage:! ! !
North:! ! !
Deputy Head:? ? ?
Is the goose gone? Buried crookedly:.
Excited, Qi Fengyu almost threw the phone away.Fortunately, he was lying on the bed playing mobile games, and he fell on the bed without any pain, so he quickly picked it up and ran after the zombie, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop turning up.
Oops, the big guy on the list praised me.
Praise me.
Hey Hey.
Just saying that we are not in the mainstream now does not mean that the operation is not good.Brother is very good.Brother used to be all-powerful.
The short and stubby Nanjiang Lolita runs and jumps up and down, with a peach pollen appearance, like a little flower dumpling having fun, and a pair of little ribbons fluttering on the heads of the dumpling, which is exactly the same as Qi Fengyu's flying heart.
In Qi Fengyu's impression, Taoyuan's dungeon was of mediocre difficulty. Although it was a few levels higher than his usual level, he couldn't stand Brother Liang's real thighs.
It's cool to play with a familiar hand.
It's even more enjoyable to play with a master who is familiar with it.
It's so cool to write a book with a master who is familiar with it!
After finishing this trip, Qi Fengyu became addicted to the game and wished he could get up and dance twice.He drank the remaining half can of beer in one gulp, throwing the empty can into the wastebasket to celebrate.
He doesn't lack any materials for this dungeon, and his thigh is willing to take him through this mission, and he also got an extra [-]% bonus, even if he doesn't get anything at the settlement, it's worth it... huh?
……Ok? ? ?
On his taskbar, it reads brightly:
[Enter "Taoyuan 5th Floor" or above with any player, get 7 peach blossoms in the garden of the elder Peach Blossom Tree, and send them to the waiter to set up the anniversary festival venue. 】
Get 7 peach blossoms.
Peach blossom.
Qi Fengyu: "...... Gan." Now it's too late...it's too late.
The boss is as fast as cool, and he has already clicked the settlement when the last boss fell to the ground.
After all... the passing time will also be included in the score.
Looking at the dark old zombie and the cheerful little celestial master both dancing the "Mission Completion Dance", Qi Feng felt ashamed.
The waves are off, nmd.
Can I restart again?
Who will save his mission!
Random teams are the most annoying thing.
Just after giving hope in life, people will be killed on one-click settlement.
All Qi Fengyu's good mood, like water rushing to the sea, is gone forever.
But in this second-level team, he and Liang were the first to finish the battle, and they had to wait for the other teams to finish their work before leaving. If you leave the team early, you will lose all rewards—since you can’t complete the missions, at least you will get a mosquito leg for the dungeon reward. .
Qi Feng sighed depressingly, poking here and there on the selection interface in a bored way.
Among the No. 14 members of this regiment, except for him, the rest are all lackeys of the [Breaking Heaven] battle group. The lowest level is the medicine doctor [Goose? between.
To be able to gather a whole group of such high-level living players, no matter how disgusted Qi Fengyu is with this battle group, he can't help silently praising it.
Randomly open a personal detailed page, well, it is a familiar face on the list, and the suit is complete and at the krypton level.Pull one more, still, pull the third, still.
In short, anyone in this team is a regular teammate that Qi Fengyu dreams of.
But... there must be no play, forget it.These big guys and middle guys must have been bound early. From the current point of view, the only big guy Liang who is on the list, the fourth and sixth are his teammates who often form teams.
An outsider like him who hasn't even joined the battle group... don't expect to hook up with others.
After all, this is Mr. Liang, so I can't find any teammates.
Being extremely bored, the chat box jumped:
Private chat: Assistive technique, have you practiced it?
Even if you can't be a CP, you can be a good friend, right?Qi Fengyu sat up excitedly, and replied first:
Feng Yu: Hey, I've been playing for a long time, so I know a little about everything.After all, the profession of a celestial master is just a sham, so where there is a leak, there will be a blunder.
After answering, just in case, click on the friends list, and delete a few trumpets in [Rolling Duzi] with lightning speed.
What if I can add friends, what if!
Return to the chat interface:
Private chat with Liang: Yes.
If you want to say that the best weapon to kill chatter is the word "um".This can't work, sir.
Feng Yu: Boss, are you team building?
This time it was asked in the team channel.
To be beaten is to take advantage of it and reply in seconds: Hey, did you find out?Brother, you understand well!
Qi Fengyu disliked it, and this still needs to be discovered?This is nonsense!
Beibei: Be more polite, what if this is a girl.
To be beaten is to take advantage: yes!Girls like to play with little lolitas, but men who play with people from southern Xinjiang will not become perverted.
Qi Fengyu was speechless, ………… I thank you.
Beibei: Hey, your settlement score is too low, right?
Deputy Head: How low?
……
……
It seems that some teams have completed settlements one after another, and the team channel has also become lively.
Qi Fengyu stared at the old zombie for a long time, his question was just brushed away, and then he couldn't find it anymore.
After waiting for a few more minutes, the settlement of all the teams came out, and Feng Yu took the fourth overall, the best support.
Okay, no embarrassment in front of the boss, but the mission is probably out of the question today.
After this short moment, Qi Fengyu's mood had calmed down, and he was about to say goodbye politely——
[System: Liang invites Feng Yu to join the second-level team, do you agree? 】
Qi Fengyu: "???"
Ah this?Wait a moment?
Joining the same team again, the lackeys of [Potian] are obviously more enthusiastic.
Cong Xiaoshuo: Little Lolita, you are gaining weight!
Beibei: Tianshifu's technique is good, I think your equipment is also average, how can you score higher than the medicine and medical assistants raised by us?
Qi Fengyu was disdainful, and said to himself, where is this? You haven't seen how awesome support is in team battles.
But on the surface, he replied:
Feng Yu: Where is it.Boss Liang is too powerful, it’s my fault that the hatred is stable, and I am very comfortable in the support environment behind, which is the military medal of Boss Liang.
Who doesn't like to hear good words, seeing him praising the leader of the battle group fiercely, everyone was honored and echoed one after another, the atmosphere was lively and harmonious.
To be beaten is to take advantage: I just said, the boss is so powerful, who can't be brought up?We are not afraid of low grades.
Beibei: We are not afraid of professional weaknesses.
Beibei: As long as it doesn't happen to someone with a handicap.
Beibei: No matter how high the level of handicap is, it's still one-on-one.
To be beaten is to take advantage:?
Being beaten is taking advantage: what do you mean?
Beibei: No, no, what can I mean, I didn't mention you!I have a count in my heart!
Liang: Same.
To be beaten is to take advantage: hum.
North:……
Cong Xiaoshu: Boss, what's the same?
Deputy Head: Cool, really?Celestial Master's technique is very good?
Dragon Fat: Damn, isn’t it, the boss rarely praises others in person? !
Is the goose gone? Crooked buried: very few?Not at all.
Cong Xiaoshu: You answered the sentence that you can't drag your hands, right?
Beibei: Yes.
Cong Xiaoshuo: Yes.
Dragon Fat: Yes.
To be beaten is to take advantage: why do I feel otherwise?
……
……
Brother Liang's words flashed across the screen, Qi Fengyu pulled back the chat box, watched those two words read over and over again several times.
... Whether it is or not, it is a compliment to him!
If I knew it earlier, I should grab a building, take a screenshot of the same frame, and show it off on the forum when I have time.
Qi Fengyu didn't realize that his mouth was grinning almost to the ear, the moment he pressed the screen capture button, the chat window jumped up, and he didn't capture those two words, but he intercepted Mr. Liang's private chat:
Private chat: Taoyuan 9, continue?
Qi Fengyu: "!!!"
The author has something to say:
Qi Fengyu: If God gives me another chance, I hope to play Taoyuan again.
Wang Liang: OK.
Qi Fengyu: Boo Boo Boss, you are so kind, Boss, you are so kind to me.
Wang Liang: I want another revision of the plan, and I want it right away.
Qi Fengyu:? ? ?Why is the nightmare so long today?
Although Mr. Liang only said three words, the meaning was clear and definite.His zombie's agility is low, and there is only a slight difference between adding the agility buff and not adding it.
Therefore, Qi Fengyu changed to a small increase in attack buff.
In fact, he originally intended to say a few more words, but Mr. Liang has already rushed towards the first boss—the old peach tree spirit like a cloud of black wind.
Uh, what a succinct and concise big brother Gao Wan.
The little celestial master didn't dare to be negligent, so he retreated three squares first, exited the range of the old tree's first wave of map guns, jumped left and right to land mines, and at the same time buffed the zombies with his backhand. During the interval of slow recovery, I threw a few thunder charms to the old tree to help deal with the output. It wasted no time at all. While maximizing the auxiliary attack, it also gave the zombie the most comfortable output environment.
The ferocity of the zombies filled with buffs has directly risen to several new levels. In an instant, the first boss fell to the ground with hatred, and the team channel popped up:
Feng Yu: Damn, cool, it's too fast! !The boss output is so strong! !
Feng Yu: Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg, Applause.jpg
If you want to mix with the team, you must first flatter.Anyway, flattery can't be worn.
Qi Fengyu is well versed in the eternal truth of "Even if the boss doesn't say anything, he will definitely like it in his heart".
The old zombie didn't answer a single word, and didn't pause at all. He left the little loli who was doing her best to send out applause emoticons, and rushed in the direction of the second boss.
Tsk, high cold.
It's hard for Qi Fengyu to scold in his heart that it's rude to change to another account.
But placed on Bangyi Liang, he appears to be aloof, individual, and independent.The boss is indeed a boss.
The two broke new ground all the way, and when they reached the second boss, new content popped up in the team channel:
To be beaten is to take advantage: what the fuck?Captain, you pushed the first king in less than 3 minutes?
Beibei: Oh my god, you have golden thighs, aren't they so shiny? !
To be beaten is to take advantage: I thought we two were already very fast...
Beibei: Then it depends on whom to compare with.I bet the two of us will be second in the group anyway.
Deputy head: I don't have any hands to type when clearing monsters.We are clearing the last wave of mobs, and after clearing, we will directly open the second king.
Is the goose gone? Crooked buried: yes.
To be beaten is to take advantage: Damn!
Beibei: What about the agreed strategy iron CP? !Why can't we even fight a battle? ?
To be beaten is to take advantage: ...
Beibei: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Being beaten is taking advantage: crying, I also want to krypton gold.
What's wrong with the goose: Are you looking down on my doctor? ? ?
Qi Fengyu laughed while watching the chat, while laughing and outputting violence. The BOSS is higher level than him, and his Thunder Talisman can only lose -1 blood because of the level suppression. Fortunately, the celestial master profession does not rely on hard output. Poison Talisman.In the time it took to speak like this, the No. [-] boss fell to the ground with a crash.
The zombie who thought it would continue to charge stood still. After a long time, a sentence popped up in the team channel:
Liang: I didn't hold back.
Qi Fengyu: "!!!"
To be beaten is to take advantage:! ! !
North:! ! !
Deputy Head:? ? ?
Is the goose gone? Buried crookedly:.
Excited, Qi Fengyu almost threw the phone away.Fortunately, he was lying on the bed playing mobile games, and he fell on the bed without any pain, so he quickly picked it up and ran after the zombie, the corners of his mouth couldn't stop turning up.
Oops, the big guy on the list praised me.
Praise me.
Hey Hey.
Just saying that we are not in the mainstream now does not mean that the operation is not good.Brother is very good.Brother used to be all-powerful.
The short and stubby Nanjiang Lolita runs and jumps up and down, with a peach pollen appearance, like a little flower dumpling having fun, and a pair of little ribbons fluttering on the heads of the dumpling, which is exactly the same as Qi Fengyu's flying heart.
In Qi Fengyu's impression, Taoyuan's dungeon was of mediocre difficulty. Although it was a few levels higher than his usual level, he couldn't stand Brother Liang's real thighs.
It's cool to play with a familiar hand.
It's even more enjoyable to play with a master who is familiar with it.
It's so cool to write a book with a master who is familiar with it!
After finishing this trip, Qi Fengyu became addicted to the game and wished he could get up and dance twice.He drank the remaining half can of beer in one gulp, throwing the empty can into the wastebasket to celebrate.
He doesn't lack any materials for this dungeon, and his thigh is willing to take him through this mission, and he also got an extra [-]% bonus, even if he doesn't get anything at the settlement, it's worth it... huh?
……Ok? ? ?
On his taskbar, it reads brightly:
[Enter "Taoyuan 5th Floor" or above with any player, get 7 peach blossoms in the garden of the elder Peach Blossom Tree, and send them to the waiter to set up the anniversary festival venue. 】
Get 7 peach blossoms.
Peach blossom.
Qi Fengyu: "...... Gan." Now it's too late...it's too late.
The boss is as fast as cool, and he has already clicked the settlement when the last boss fell to the ground.
After all... the passing time will also be included in the score.
Looking at the dark old zombie and the cheerful little celestial master both dancing the "Mission Completion Dance", Qi Feng felt ashamed.
The waves are off, nmd.
Can I restart again?
Who will save his mission!
Random teams are the most annoying thing.
Just after giving hope in life, people will be killed on one-click settlement.
All Qi Fengyu's good mood, like water rushing to the sea, is gone forever.
But in this second-level team, he and Liang were the first to finish the battle, and they had to wait for the other teams to finish their work before leaving. If you leave the team early, you will lose all rewards—since you can’t complete the missions, at least you will get a mosquito leg for the dungeon reward. .
Qi Feng sighed depressingly, poking here and there on the selection interface in a bored way.
Among the No. 14 members of this regiment, except for him, the rest are all lackeys of the [Breaking Heaven] battle group. The lowest level is the medicine doctor [Goose? between.
To be able to gather a whole group of such high-level living players, no matter how disgusted Qi Fengyu is with this battle group, he can't help silently praising it.
Randomly open a personal detailed page, well, it is a familiar face on the list, and the suit is complete and at the krypton level.Pull one more, still, pull the third, still.
In short, anyone in this team is a regular teammate that Qi Fengyu dreams of.
But... there must be no play, forget it.These big guys and middle guys must have been bound early. From the current point of view, the only big guy Liang who is on the list, the fourth and sixth are his teammates who often form teams.
An outsider like him who hasn't even joined the battle group... don't expect to hook up with others.
After all, this is Mr. Liang, so I can't find any teammates.
Being extremely bored, the chat box jumped:
Private chat: Assistive technique, have you practiced it?
Even if you can't be a CP, you can be a good friend, right?Qi Fengyu sat up excitedly, and replied first:
Feng Yu: Hey, I've been playing for a long time, so I know a little about everything.After all, the profession of a celestial master is just a sham, so where there is a leak, there will be a blunder.
After answering, just in case, click on the friends list, and delete a few trumpets in [Rolling Duzi] with lightning speed.
What if I can add friends, what if!
Return to the chat interface:
Private chat with Liang: Yes.
If you want to say that the best weapon to kill chatter is the word "um".This can't work, sir.
Feng Yu: Boss, are you team building?
This time it was asked in the team channel.
To be beaten is to take advantage of it and reply in seconds: Hey, did you find out?Brother, you understand well!
Qi Fengyu disliked it, and this still needs to be discovered?This is nonsense!
Beibei: Be more polite, what if this is a girl.
To be beaten is to take advantage: yes!Girls like to play with little lolitas, but men who play with people from southern Xinjiang will not become perverted.
Qi Fengyu was speechless, ………… I thank you.
Beibei: Hey, your settlement score is too low, right?
Deputy Head: How low?
……
……
It seems that some teams have completed settlements one after another, and the team channel has also become lively.
Qi Fengyu stared at the old zombie for a long time, his question was just brushed away, and then he couldn't find it anymore.
After waiting for a few more minutes, the settlement of all the teams came out, and Feng Yu took the fourth overall, the best support.
Okay, no embarrassment in front of the boss, but the mission is probably out of the question today.
After this short moment, Qi Fengyu's mood had calmed down, and he was about to say goodbye politely——
[System: Liang invites Feng Yu to join the second-level team, do you agree? 】
Qi Fengyu: "???"
Ah this?Wait a moment?
Joining the same team again, the lackeys of [Potian] are obviously more enthusiastic.
Cong Xiaoshuo: Little Lolita, you are gaining weight!
Beibei: Tianshifu's technique is good, I think your equipment is also average, how can you score higher than the medicine and medical assistants raised by us?
Qi Fengyu was disdainful, and said to himself, where is this? You haven't seen how awesome support is in team battles.
But on the surface, he replied:
Feng Yu: Where is it.Boss Liang is too powerful, it’s my fault that the hatred is stable, and I am very comfortable in the support environment behind, which is the military medal of Boss Liang.
Who doesn't like to hear good words, seeing him praising the leader of the battle group fiercely, everyone was honored and echoed one after another, the atmosphere was lively and harmonious.
To be beaten is to take advantage: I just said, the boss is so powerful, who can't be brought up?We are not afraid of low grades.
Beibei: We are not afraid of professional weaknesses.
Beibei: As long as it doesn't happen to someone with a handicap.
Beibei: No matter how high the level of handicap is, it's still one-on-one.
To be beaten is to take advantage:?
Being beaten is taking advantage: what do you mean?
Beibei: No, no, what can I mean, I didn't mention you!I have a count in my heart!
Liang: Same.
To be beaten is to take advantage: hum.
North:……
Cong Xiaoshu: Boss, what's the same?
Deputy Head: Cool, really?Celestial Master's technique is very good?
Dragon Fat: Damn, isn’t it, the boss rarely praises others in person? !
Is the goose gone? Crooked buried: very few?Not at all.
Cong Xiaoshu: You answered the sentence that you can't drag your hands, right?
Beibei: Yes.
Cong Xiaoshuo: Yes.
Dragon Fat: Yes.
To be beaten is to take advantage: why do I feel otherwise?
……
……
Brother Liang's words flashed across the screen, Qi Fengyu pulled back the chat box, watched those two words read over and over again several times.
... Whether it is or not, it is a compliment to him!
If I knew it earlier, I should grab a building, take a screenshot of the same frame, and show it off on the forum when I have time.
Qi Fengyu didn't realize that his mouth was grinning almost to the ear, the moment he pressed the screen capture button, the chat window jumped up, and he didn't capture those two words, but he intercepted Mr. Liang's private chat:
Private chat: Taoyuan 9, continue?
Qi Fengyu: "!!!"
The author has something to say:
Qi Fengyu: If God gives me another chance, I hope to play Taoyuan again.
Wang Liang: OK.
Qi Fengyu: Boo Boo Boss, you are so kind, Boss, you are so kind to me.
Wang Liang: I want another revision of the plan, and I want it right away.
Qi Fengyu:? ? ?Why is the nightmare so long today?
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