Boss, can we talk about CP?

Qi Fengyu didn't want to be seen as a monkey, so he was ready to run away with oil on his feet.And the words that suddenly popped up from the team chat channel interrupted his slipping away:

Deputy head: Is there anyone alive besides you in Guangfeng?

Mobile games are updated very quickly, and no matter how popular the game is at the beginning, it will not last for a few versions, and it will inevitably go downhill in the end of player loss.

"Tao Xun" barely made it to the second-rate at the beginning, and after a year of beatings in the market, although it is not near the end of life, it can be considered above middle age, not far from old.

But compared to the ups and downs of the game itself, Qi Fengyu's battle group [Guangfeng Jiyue] obviously fell more miserable and fell faster.

No matter how many times they won the small golden crowns at the start of the server, their repeated absences in the subsequent forty or fifty team battles have long since reduced this first-class battle group to a low-level one, and even ranked lower than the newly formed low-level small battle group—because In addition to the battle group ranking being related to the weekend team battle points, there is another important criterion, which is the activity of the members.

Even if you don't ask, any player who knows a little bit about the game should know that Qi Fengyu's battle group is probably the only living person left.

But I deliberately asked it in person... If it wasn't for malicious intentions, it must be a conspiracy, and sure enough——

Deputy Head: Are you really planning to come to our side?

Deputy head: the treatment is favorable.

Feng Yu: No.out of the question.

What's wrong with the goose: Wow, what a loyal dog, I'm actually a little stumped.

Feng Yu: Hold back.

Feng Yu: Dare to cancel the order.

Loyal or unfaithful, loyal ghost!If Xia Guang's son of a bitch dares to go online, if he doesn't buy professional speakers and scolds on public channels for three days and three nights, his surname will be changed from Qi to Liang! !

Qi Fengyu stood up arrogantly, said "Let's go", and retreated from the team.He said he was a flasher, but in fact he couldn't go very far. He ran to a quiet place where he often hangs up and rubs talisman papers - outside the jewelry store, opened the interface of the [Bright Wind Jiyue] battle group, and became autistic.

Although there are no living people, the battle group itself has finally reached the top level (level 7), and there is a page of the war group shop where you can randomly buy items. Qi Fengyu searched for a long time, and sure enough... there is nothing to buy.

Thanks to his persistence in single-player missions and hard work on the line, he can get 200-300 warband contribution points every week. Unfortunately, the talismans, medicines, and fighting spirit levels in the warband shop are quite low. The materials can only be produced up to level 8.He really doesn't lack level 8 materials, but what he lacks is level 9, which is only dropped in duo dungeons.

In short, he can only get in and out, so that his contribution point has broken through the four-digit mark, and it is still increasing, but what's the use of that?Even if contribution points are much more difficult to obtain than the common currency G in the game, you can't buy a bunch of garbage you don't need, right?

Qi Fengyu was depressed, and was about to close the interface, when he glanced at [Defense Talisman]: 200 contribution points, he couldn't help remembering the gaudy "reckless".

So how does this idiot calculate, 10 sets of talisman packs are 30 stacks of talismans! 1500G? ? !Even if the contribution points are converted to G one to one, you should pay 6000G, right? !

At this time, Jin Thigh, who had been waiting for a full 20 minutes, was late, and a team invitation was thrown at Little Heavenly Master.

Liang: Next book?

Feng Yu: Come on, it's quite late today, how busy are you?

Cool: A little bit.

It doesn't matter a little bit, just come here.Qi Fengyu raised the corners of his mouth, and first passed cigarettes to Jin Thigh... No, he handed over a stack of attack and defense talismans, and said happily:

Feng Yu: I gave all the talisman packs you ordered yesterday to the deputy head.

Feng Yu: Do you want to check with him?

Liang: No need.

Liang: Type the book first.

Feng Yu: Get up!

Well, when you ask the deputy head, you will know how generous this celestial master is!

Qi Fengyu suppressed the little excitement in his heart, as for the fact that there were no survivors in the battle group, or that the sale of talismans met with brain damage, all of them were thrown out of the sky.

The duo who entered today is called [Jianjia Bailu], and there are a total of four water attribute bosses in the full dungeon. The boss itself is not difficult to fight, even if the number of layers is a little higher than that of Qi Fengyu, with Liang Jin's thighs present, no one is afraid of pushing it.

However, the difficulty of this dungeon is not to push the boss, but to "run the map".

On the map, all grids are divided into two types: "water" and "land". Once the player enters the instance, he will randomly get one of "paddle" or "屦" (straw sandals).The player who gets the paddle can only go by water, while the player who gets the scorpion can only go by land, which is equivalent to facing half of the impassable maze at the beginning of the game.

This is not difficult, after all, mobile games, the screen is so big, how many grids can there be?Moreover, in order to prevent players from getting stuck because of the map, the grid will not be randomized too much.In comparison, the mobs on the map are even more annoying.

These small monsters will be randomly refreshed in any position. After encountering, there are records that oars or scorpions were captured. Once the player loses all the moving tools, they can only be fixed in the grid where they are, and cannot move anymore.Conversely, killing any mobs will have a chance to pop oars or scorpions.If you are lucky enough to collect two kinds of moving tools at the same time, the maze will no longer be a maze, but an unimpeded plain.

In short, it is troublesome to walk the map and fight mobs.

Qi Fengyu's attitude towards copybooks has always been very upright, less nonsense and less chatting, and concentrate on doing his job well.In order to see the maze clearly, he closed all the chat boxes and did not read private chats.After killing the two bosses, he finally noticed that the silent pigeon had sent him several messages.

Silent Pigeon: Fuck!are you there? !See me back.

Silent Pigeon: It's urgent!

Silent Pigeon: Knock Knock Knock, answer quickly!

Silent Pigeon: What about hanging up? !What machine is this connected to?

Silent Pigeon: I know you are arguing with the team leader, so hurry up and get back to me!

Silent Pigeon: Can you watch World Channel! !

Silent Pigeon: Help, I sent a message to the team leader and didn't reply!You don't come back either! !Ah, I'm so anxious.

……

Feng Yu: ...Huh?

Feng Yu: Bai Lu is busy.

Silent Pigeon: Why are you beating me for nothing? You should scold me back. People are scolding you right up your nose! ! !

Feng Yu:?

Qi Fengyu opened the world channel, and sure enough, he saw someone scolding him by name.

The ID is a string of numbers and letters. When you click on it, it is a trumpet within level 10.In other words, it's a professional speaker, the kind who collects money and hangs up to curse people.

Over the years, the unremitting Qingming activities on the Internet have made more and more keywords and words that cannot be displayed in mobile games, but trees move to death, people move to live, and if you want to curse, you can always find a tricky way, homophones, homophonics , with a spacer in the middle, the seemingly garbled combination, but it can also make people understand the connotation of filth.

Qi Fengyu was silent for a moment, then clicked on the trumpet who swore at the screen to report, then turned back and said to the silent pigeon:

Feng Yu: Dude, are you busy?

Silent Pigeon: Busy! !Busy helping you, comrades!You go up and fight back!

Feng Yu: That's called returning thanks.But don't be too busy, why don't you help me to report some people when you have time?

Feng Yu: I'll type the book first, and we'll talk after I come out.

Silent Pigeon: Is there a ghost to report?These are obviously trumpets, right? ?

Silent Pigeon: I'll give you a store, take a few pictures to scold you, and only when you scold them back can you relieve your anger! !

Silent pigeon: not expensive! !It's only 50 yuan an hour!

Feng Yu: It's not about money.

Feng Yu: I am an envoy of justice, and I will not pollute the game environment.

Silent Pigeon: ... huh? ? ?

Close the chat box, and the foul language and exploding pigeons are all gone.However, Qi Fengyu was too busy typing to take care of walking the maze, the little celestial master had been standing in the middle of the map for a while.He didn't notice that the zombie had already walked a long way ahead, but he retreated tirelessly, killing a weed demon that was trying to sneak up on the little celestial master.When Qi Fengyu cuts back to the screen, he only sees a small bubble popping out of the zombie's head, with the content of the chat written inside:

Liang: pick it up.

Feng Yu: ...Huh?

The zombie who was originally standing in the "water" grid moved a step, walked to the "land" grid without any hindrance, and retreated another grid, returning to the "water" grid next to the little celestial master.

Oh, I see.

Mr. Liang has collected two kinds of mobile tools, and the map is flat.Next to it lay the dead body of the succulent grass demon, and asked him to pick it up quickly to try his luck.

Feeling relieved, Qi Fengyu bounced around and hit the corpse of the betel demon...

[System: Congratulations to player Feng Yu for winning the prize. 】

Feng Yu: ...

Feng Yu: Three shoes!No paddles! !ah! ! !

Liang: Come again.

The zombie walked a few squares away, like walking on flat ground, Fengyu little celestial master circled along the "Lu" square, approaching the next king little by little.His detour is much farther than zombies who ignore the terrain! !Luck is not as good as human beings, and I am jealous.

Trying to go around the road, the zombie stopped for some reason. When the little celestial master was about to catch up with him, a new word came out again:

Liang: I will open the king first, and quickly brush it out.

Feng Yu: Oh.Is there something urgent?Then I'll hurry up.

Liang: Urgent.

In a hurry, Qi Fengyu immediately cut into the most reckless tactics, manipulating the little celestial master to dive into the nearest group of mobs.

The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and he successfully obtained six pairs of shoes and one paddle. With hard work, he made up for the gap between African chieftains and Europeans. Then he took an agility talisman, took a sip of acceleration medicine, and quickly caught up with the three kings who had already been activated by the zombies. underfoot.

Talking about speed brushing is nothing more than giving up comfort, speeding up hand speed, drinking expensive emergency medicine, and maxing out output.Both of them are skilled workers, and they finished the fight in 10 minutes, but ended the battle in 3 minutes.

Coming out of the dungeon map, Brother Liang disbanded the team in seconds, and next to him, the invitation from the second-level team of the deputy head was killed.

What, what's going on? The py transaction is over, why did the deputy leader drag him into the regiment? ?

Qi Fengyu's hand playing the game froze for half a second.

Private chat with deputy team leader: Join the team.

Private chat with Silent Pigeon: Join the group! !

Have a private chat with the goose? Crooked Buried: Did you pull you? !

What, what's going on?They also organized a group to watch the monkeys... No, it can't be the thirteen trials, right?

Qi Fengyu tapped the hand of "Join the group", trembling slightly.

The author has something to say:

Wang Liang: I heard that someone wants to change their surname?

Qi Fengyu: ... I haven't heard of it.

Wang Liang: My surname is Wang.

Qi Fengyu:? ? ?