little beast

A hunter met a little boy in a red cloak in the forest.

Green eyes, brown hair, in a ponytail.

The little boy hugged the food basket, looked at the person in front of him blankly, and said, "My name is Little Red Riding Hood. My mother asked me to visit my grandma who lives at the end of the forest. I got lost in the forest."

The hunter has a gun on his back, a funny high hat on his head, and a monocle that looks gentle.

Looks weird, but seems like a nice guy.

The hunter is a very kind man. There are too many wild animals in the forest. He is afraid that there will be wolves at night. Little Red Riding Hood is too dangerous for a child, so he leads him back to his home.

The hunter's house is very small, it can be said that the walls are bare, there is only a bed, a table and chairs, two worn-out shotguns hanging on the wall, Little Red Riding Hood sits obediently by the table, growling with hunger.

The hunter went to the kitchen and worked for a long time, and brought out a plate of boiled vegetables.

Little Red Riding Hood stared at the green vegetables, motionless.

The hunter blinked suspiciously: "Don't you like it?"

Little Red Riding Hood turned to look at him and swallowed.

The hunter hurried back to the kitchen, tinkering with the kitchen utensils and said, "Wait a while!"

——then brought out a plate of stir-fried green vegetables.

Little Red Riding Hood was silent.

Little Red Riding Hood put her food basket on the table and took out a piece of meat wrapped in greased paper.

As soon as the hunter smelled it, he couldn't help frowning and said, "What are you?"

Little Red Riding Hood tore off a piece of meat, revealing two pointed canine teeth.

Little Red Riding Hood handed it to the hunter and said, "Spicy rabbit head, do you want to eat it?"

The hunter didn't dare to pick it up, he was so frightened that he hid behind the kitchen door in a panic under Little Red Riding Hood's hesitant gaze.

He took off his hat, and his hair was already wet with sweat. Under the towering hat, there were two fluffy, white and tender rabbit ears. Without the restraint of the hat, the ears hung docilely by the hunter's ears.

So dangerous, so dangerous, the hunter thought, how could such a cute child eat a rabbit!

Because the hunter's house is too small, Little Red Riding Hood can only sleep on the same bed with the hunter.

Little Red Riding Hood was actually not paid by his mother to visit relatives. His family was besieged by the enemy, and he was the only one who escaped from that place. In a panic, he took away the last spicy rabbit head from the family.

The bed was so small and crowded that Little Red Riding Hood could only lie in the hunter's arms.

The hunter was not wary of him at all, he slept soundly, and he didn't even take off his funny hat when he slept, just showing half of his soft and white shoulders in front of Little Red Riding Hood.

Little Red Riding Hood's stomach growled.

He opened his mouth, and quietly approached that shoulder, smelling a scent of green grass that whetted his appetite.

The hunter was in a drowsy sleep, Little Red Riding Hood's soft hair made him itchy, and he casually pressed the dishonest head on his chest, before Little Red Riding Hood had time to close his teeth, the tip of his teeth pierced directly into the hunter's chest.

The hunter woke up immediately.

Little Red Riding Hood thought she had been discovered, and controlled her force to the maximum extent, and did not bite the hunter's skin, but a circle of sharp bite marks still appeared on his chest.

Soggy bite marks that would make Red Riding Hood blush easily at her age.

The hunter looked at the marks on his chest, and then at Little Red Riding Hood, whose face was flushed with embarrassment.

The hunter said: "I'm sorry, I don't know much about human beings, but at your age, you should be weaned..."

Rabbits quickly become adults, but hunters don't understand human children. They seem to do everything slowly and develop later than animals.

Hunter thought seriously.

The hunter touched his chin, opened his neck obediently, and said, "It's not wrong, but I'm a man, so I can't feed you."

"But if you miss your mother, yes, it's not impossible." The hunter looked calm and righteous.

little Red Riding Hood:……

Little Red Riding Hood's stomach growled again.

That night, Little Red Riding Hood still couldn't resist the fragrance of the food. Although he couldn't eat it, he still buried himself in the hunter's chest and smelled it.

The hunter has two good friends in the forest, one is a brown bear who lives in the pile of fallen leaves, and the other is a small sika deer who doesn't know where he lives.

Although the brown bear is a bear, he is only much bigger than others. In fact, he is a good-tempered and kind vegetarian, so he can play with the hunter deer.

Although the hunter is called a hunter by everyone, he is actually a white lop-eared rabbit. As a rabbit, he only eats vegetables and never hunts small animals. His shotgun is only a tool to protect himself and the weak.

After a long time, everyone saw him wandering in the forest with a gun in his hand, so they called him a hunter.

On this day, the bear and the deer heard that the hunter had picked up a human child, and they all came to visit him.

The hunter was wearing a very loose shirt. As long as the deer habitually hugged his shoulders and accidentally brushed his chest with his hand, the rabbit almost exploded.

When the little deer hugged the hunter and talked affectionately, the pair of green eyes behind him stared at him sullenly.

The little deer has always been a slow-headed deer. When a beast wants to eat it, he will curiously ask why. If it weren't for Mr. Xiong, he would have become a carnivorous meal.

As dull as she is, it is uncomfortable for this child to see.

Little Red Riding Hood had lived in the hunter's house for a long time at this time, and he grew taller and stronger, and he could no longer wear the red cloak he wore when he was a child.

He couldn't shrink into the hunter's arms when he was sleeping at night. He was the one who locked the hunter in his arms.

Of course, we have not yet "learned" weaning.

He would secretly go hunting and eating behind the hunter's back, but the hunter still regarded him as a child who needed to be nursed.

The vegetarian Mr. Xiong smelled the blood on Little Red Riding Hood's body as soon as he entered the house, and the predator's radar buzzed.

Mr. Xiong quietly warned the hunter: "You have to be careful with this... well, boy, I feel that he will eat you sooner or later!"

The hunter said, "Why? He looks fine."

Mr. Xiong said, "Does he always smell you and want to bite you?"

Mr. Xiong glanced at Little Red Riding Hood who was sitting by the window, not knowing what to think, and said, "Hurry up and drive him away!"

Although the bite Mr. Xiong said was different from the bite the hunter actually experienced, the hunter remained silent.

The hunter finally noticed something was wrong. Little Red Riding Hood always left early and came back late, didn’t eat at home, slept dishonestly, took off his clothes, and stared at him hungrily with green eyes—it turned out that she wanted to eat him. He!

The hunter was discouraged that the little boy who had been with him for so long had such bloody thoughts about him.

He made up his mind to investigate Little Red Riding Hood.

Every step the hunter takes, he hopes his guess is false.

He hopes that Little Red Riding Hood is still a cute and unweaned ordinary human child, not a vicious beast.

On the full moon night, Little Red Riding Hood did not go home, so the hunter followed him into the depths of the forest.

Unexpectedly, the hunter followed and lost it. At this time, the cloud suddenly covered the moon, and when the hunter came back to his senses, he was thrown to the ground.

The hunter wanted to touch his shotgun, but the gun was thrown away by the person on his body long ago, and a pair of green eyes stared at him in the dark night.

The hunter was so crushed that he couldn't run away, so he pushed tremblingly, and pushed it to the man's face, and then touched the little furry ears—the ears of the wolf.

At this time, the moonlight around the moon spread out, and under the moonlight, Little Red Riding Hood with wolf ears was biting the hunter's palm slightly.

It's over!To be eaten!The hunter was so frightened that his hat fell off, and his ears kept trembling.

He said, "You want to drive me away, don't you?"

Little Red Riding Hood picked up his soft ear and bit it hard.

Sure enough, he was going to eat him from the ears!The hunter cried in his heart.

"I gave you a chance," Little Red Riding Hood said viciously. "Are you laughing at me in your heart? Now that I'm in heat, I can show you my embarrassment right away. How about it? Satisfied?"

"After tonight, you have a reason to drive me away!" Little Red Riding Hood was so angry that tears rolled down, "I don't need you to drive me away, I will leave by myself tomorrow daytime."

Oh, it turned out to be the estrus period.

--What? ?Estrus? ?

Little Red Riding Hood didn't let the hunter pass the night, but it was almost the next night when the wolf returned home with the hare limp on his back.

Little Red Riding Hood says his promise doesn't count because the time limit doesn't match.

How could there be such a strange thing as wolves and rabbits living together in this world!But as long as the hunter mentions that he will drive away the wolves around him, Little Red Riding Hood will make another promise.

However, the promises were eventually voided due to time constraints.

In the end, they lived a happy life every day.

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