Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 75 It is not advisable to grab food with Mr. Madara!

"There is a recipe on the cabinet." Brother Weasel suddenly pointed to the tall cupboard and said, "Go, take it down."

"Oh." I nodded in a daze, jumped up two or three times, and took down the recipe.Thick cookbook with dust on it.Brother Weasel picked up a rag and wiped it, then started to open it.

Bean curd sushi... Is the bean curd sushi that old man loves to be the first thing he wants to do after cooking tomato? ! !Uchiha Itachi, you said that you and your ancestors were not killed by JQ, I don't even believe it, just fix it! ! !

He glanced at me sideways, as if he was about to reach out and poke me again.

Then, sigh again.

"I said, you just sighed so old that you are getting older..."

"...Well." He didn't say much, he put that page in front, and started to prepare the ingredients.

"Cough, big brother, let me help you..." I moved my hands, turned into Sasuke's appearance, and then made a classic arrogant expression.

Itachi froze for a moment.

"...Change back." After a while, he spoke, his voice a little hoarse.

I froze for a moment, then smirked: "Brother, what did you say?"

"I told you to change back." He frowned and said.

I continued to imitate Sasuke's appearance, and rushed towards Tomato: "Brother is the best!"

He grabbed my collar suddenly and stretched out his hand to pinch my neck.

He paused, but let go.

I looked at him and found that his eyes were a little sad, a little angry...and a little nostalgic.

"This is impossible..." He said to himself, and pulled me aside, "What's the use of you if you're not him..."

I changed back with a "bang".

Itachi became quiet, never leaving me nor looking back at me.

"Oh... that, I was wrong..." I reached out and poked his shoulder.

He didn't answer, just took the recipe and continued to flip through it.

"Really... who made you always look like you're going to die all day long! Please, I'm worried, okay..." I was depressed, "I'm sorry, I just didn't expect you to be unhappy... Then I How about turning into Danzo and letting you beat me up to vent?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt something was wrong ==

Why am I looking for a beating? Am I a masochist? !

...Ahhh, I actually feel embarrassed!

Brother Weasel on the opposite side narrowed his eyes slightly, as if smiling: "Change."

I froze in place in embarrassment.

He didn't speak, but looked at me with his arms around his shoulders, as if to say "you change, change quickly, I'm waiting to beat you".

I was embarrassed for a long time, and I couldn't help sighing secretly that this guy's skills are really deep, and I dare not take any losses.

He suddenly reached out to touch my head and sighed.

"Sakura...you don't need to worry about us. Actually, it's okay..." I reached out to touch it, and let it go when I had enough.He then went to rummage for ingredients.

For a split second I felt like a meddling idiot.

... Forget it, I was a meddlesome idiot... just because I am a idiot, I meddle in my own business...

……

Everyone looked at the various dishes on the table, and turned their surprised eyes to Uchiha Itachi who was taking off his apron.

Brother Weasel didn't speak, just sat down on his own, picked up the rice and ate.

"Hey...? Itachi-san will do a flip? Huh?" Didara approached "Chu Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng Ceng".Feeling my gaze, I flinched, and pitifully rubbed against Uchiha Madara.

Madara Uchiha was having fun with the beancurd sushi.

All of a sudden, I was upset, and I raised my chopsticks and knocked down the tofu skin sushi on his chopsticks with lightning speed!

"Snapped!"

Bean curd sushi landed on the plate.

I suddenly picked up the soy bean skin sushi and stuffed it into my mouth.

Uchiha Madara's hands on the opposite side were trembling.

"I, my..." He pitifully used one eye to continuously radiate light waves of "You are so hateful, you hate you, you scoundrel, you steal my bean curd sushi".

For a moment, there was silence on the table.

This guy obviously sensed my movement, and deliberately asked me to hit him down.What the hell is he doing...? ! !

"Hahaha, Ah Fei, you are so useless! You will be robbed of food by a girl! Hahaha..." Didara laughed wildly.

There were still a few bean curd sushi left on the plate, and Uchiha Madara stretched out his chopsticks again without paying attention.

I continue to grab it with lightning speed!

Then there were a few black shadows floating around, and I didn't know how many times they fought in a short period of time. Before the sushi was stuffed into my mouth, the old bastard Uchiha Madara jumped over and bit my chopsticks!

Next up is slow motion...wireless slow motion...

The orange swirl mask was getting closer and closer to me, and I saw his mask come up slightly, revealing his graceful chin.

Originally, this guy ate after a shadow, his Adam's apple floated up and down, and his mask didn't move at all.

What is he going to do? !

Not allowing me to think too much, I screamed and fell off the chair.

"Ahh~~~It hurts~~~~~" Uchiha Madara screamed louder than me, he pressed on me firmly while clutching his lower back and wailing.

"Snapped!"

Itachi grabbed my collar, dragged me, and dragged me down from under Uchiha Madara's body.

"Stop making trouble, and go eat obediently." Brother Weasel seemed a little angry.

Uchiha Madara still pretended to lie on the ground and howled.I kicked my limbs angrily, Madara Uchiha, I want to kill you, I must kill you, kill you! ! !

"Itachi-senpai!" Uchiha Madara grabbed Itachi's robe.

Itachi's Adam's apple rolled up and down, looking very angry.He seemed to want to say something, but immediately changed his words: "...Ah Fei! Get up!"

Uchiha Madara's voice suddenly dropped, and he got up obediently.

"Senior, Sakura Sauce and I competed for food, woo!"

"Then you'll fight her." Itachi impatiently picked up the meatball and stuffed it into his mouth.I knocked off his chopsticks with a "slap", and said, "Hey, your throat is still not good."

"..."

"..."

Itachi threw me in the direction of Uchiha Madara, and gave me a cold look.

...I'm a bastard for you to bite me! ! ! >皮<### There are no good people in the Uchiha family, right? ! ! !

The group of people next to me were watching a play while stuffing their favorite food into their mouths. Uchiha Madara pretended to be aggrieved and pulled my clothes while stabbing me with a small blade. My lower back was turning vigorously.

I was about to cry out in pain when he grabbed my throat.

Severe pain came wave after wave, and I seemed to feel the dark light flashing in those terrible red eyes.

...Sure enough, it's better not to be self-righteous...

"Sakura-chan should be more obedient, or I'll cut off your fingers one by one, what do you think?" The low and hoarse voice of a mature man sounded behind him, "Being a man has a sense of propriety, and only a little obedience will please you." People like...ah, right, it's not okay to want to die...you know?"

I, a hero who does not suffer from immediate losses, nodded quickly.

"Well, it's easier to say that." The blade was pulled out from the flesh, and the severe tingling pain gradually disappeared.Uchiha Madara supported me who was about to collapse, and jumped forward with a cheerful tone: "Sakura-chan said it wasn't intentional, eh~ In that case, I decided to forgive Sakura-chan and be good friends with Sakura-chan... "

"I do not……!!!"

There was a sharp pain in the lower back.

... TMD really want to pass out really!

So it turns out that it is absolutely not advisable to grab food with Grandpa Madara!This guy doesn't know what it means to be old and disrespectful, but he has played it to the fullest...