Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 70 What to do if the wife is robbed

"Ah~hahahahaha—ah~hahahahaha——ah~hahahahaha——…"—by Uchiha Madara's laughter.

"Pfft..." - by a certain Sakura who was about to vomit out her stomach.

"Sakura's hair is still pink after all these years~" Uchiha Madara seemed to be very bored and tugged at my hair.

"It hurts... let go!" Caught under my arm and still injured, I kicked my limbs and struggled in extreme pain.

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So, when Sai came to visit Sakura, no one was seen.

Sai: ●_●...

With a "snap", the left hand clapped the right hand.

"Ah, my wife was abducted." Muttering a word to himself, Sai began to think... think...

Sakura was abducted, so Sakura's father and mother would be very sad, so they wanted to find Sakura.

But Sakura is so perverted, why would anyone be willing to abduct her?Sai was puzzled.Who is so powerful to abduct Sakura away?Sai was strange.God, this man is really amazing.Sai worshiped.

Then the worship was over, and Sai began to check the room.

There was blood, broken glass, and shoe marks on the ground.

There are traces of barriers, traces similar to radio electromagnetic radiation... Sai put the electric meter back into the mysterious space.

My wife was kidnapped, as a man... what should I do? !

So Sai found Kakashi.

"Senior Kakashi, hello." Sai greeted.

"Pfft!" Kakashi sprayed out while taking a bath, looked around his bathhouse, and looked at Sai who was standing in front of him... "=口=How did you get in here, bastard!"

After shouting, he hurriedly covered the key parts, and took many steps backwards.

I saw Sai covering his eyes, and there was a sad atmosphere around him.

"I... I saw... very bad... very bad things... ah... I can't get married... I can't get married... The eye of a needle... The eye of a needle..."

Kakashi: "...=dish=####!"

Sai turned around, shoulders trembling: "Kakashi-sensei...you are responsible..."

Kakashi finally rose up angrily: "I said, what on earth are you going to do, you bastard?! I am the one who was seen, okay?! I said where did you come from, you bastard?!!!"

Sai turned around calmly, snickering.

"Mr. Kakashi, what would you do if the cat took away your favorite fried saury?"

Kakashi froze for a moment, looked at Sai's serious expression, and suddenly felt the corners of his mouth twitching uncontrollably...

"Find that cat and kill it." - Kakashi Sensei's loud declaration.

Sai: "(▔▽▔)...I see."

Kakashi (inside): == What do you know?By the way, should you go out of my bathroom, be careful, I will sue you for trespassing! ! !

Therefore, Teacher Kakashi taught us that if our wife is robbed, we must find the person who robbed him and kill him. (R: By the way, is Kakashi’s wife a grilled saury?! o(╯□╰)o)

As a man, you can't trouble others with this matter!

So... Sai went to Danzo to ask for leave.

"Master Danzo, my wife has been robbed."

A certain old man in the shadows twitched.

"Sai, what do you want to say?"

Sai said with a serious face, "Danzo-sama, Sakura is missing."

Danzo was silent... "Who is Sakura?"

"Sakura is my wife."

"..." Who allowed you to fall in love early? ! !

"Danzo-sama, for my lifelong happiness...please!"

So Danzo gave Saii a vacation for his lifelong happiness... It's no wonder! !

So the above is a spoof, and things are actually like this.

"Danzo-sama, as far as I know, Konoha's Haruno Sakura once spent some time with members of the Akatsuki organization."

Danzo frowned.Anyway, those young and Dangerous boys who like to dress up in strange clothes don't have much conflict with his interests, except for snatching the Nine Tails, so he doesn't want to worry too much about these things.

But Konoha rebelled against Orochimaru...they have common interests.Danzo is very calm towards Brother Snake, Uncle Snake was the apprentice of his brother Sarutobi Hiruzane back then, and now he is doing better than his uncle...

"Then, Haruno Sakura disappeared. Please allow me to investigate the movements of the Akatsuki organization." Sai said, "According to the information, their recent actions have become more and more serious. Let's do it."

Danzo frowned: "Sai, I will send you to join a ninja team to replace the vacant position of Konoha's traitor Uchiha Sasuke. You don't need to rescue Haruno Sakura, and I will find someone else to fill the vacancy. I want you What I have to do is to investigate clearly the movements of the Akatsuki organization while saving my own life, and to investigate everyone's information... In addition, I will go to Yinnin Village to form an alliance with Oshemaru."

Sai was silent for a while, then nodded: "Yes."

"Don't lose the big because of a small loss. Konoha's loss of a little Haruno Sakura is not a problem. I think that as my excellent subordinate Sai, you should understand this truth very well. Don't let yourself fall into an embarrassing situation."

So that day, Sai took the scroll and headed towards Yinnin Village, ready to go.

The Akatsuki organization wanted to come and go, and the information in his hand was only a few strongholds of the Akatsuki organization.However, to say that the most well-informed intelligence news on the mainland is Maoyin Village, a small village on the border of the Land of Rain.

But the journey is really long.Sai sighs, the problem of saving Sakura is far away...

But before that, Sai still prayed a little for the person who took Sakura away. (Sakura: >皮<###Hey you are enough! Really enough!)

Speaking of this, I can't find Sakura. Naruto looked at the attic of Sakura's house in confusion, and then clapped his hands.

"Oh! Sakura, you went on vacation without even telling me! Kuso!"

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After a few days of turbulence, I have spit out everything I can... Finally arrived at Yuyin Village.

Yuyin Village is worthy of being called Yuyin Village. It rains lingeringly all year round, and there is a feeling of sadness that can make people feel bitter.

"Ah~ the wound is festering!" Madara lifted the clothes on my back, looked at the wound and said, "It's really bad~ Sakura-chan~ the wound is about to ooze pus~ it looks so disgusting~ but I don't know how to endure medical treatment art~"

After several days of exposure to wind and sun, the wound has not been disinfected in any way. I don't need to look at it to know that it must have become hideous and disgusting.

This guy really has a bad taste, does he like festering wounds so much?Keep looking and looking.

"Sakura-chan~ Your forehead is so hot~ Do you have a fever? Do you have a fever? Do you have a fever..." He poked my head and looked at my drooping head behind his mask He made a weird whisper of "chi chi chi", "Dead? Dead? (Poke violently with his hand) Really dead? Hey——? No response? Really dead?" He continued to poke hard.

I feel like my head is dangling from being poked by him...

"You...you are going to die...you bastard...don't poke...you will really die if you poke again..." I said weakly.

"Oh, then I'll give it a try and see if I can stab you to death!" The tone was excited.

"You are enough >皮<###!"

I really don't believe that you, a man over 100 years old, don't know how to bandage a simple wound. If the wound is purulent, the wound should be opened, the pus should be squeezed out, and if necessary, the wound should be cut open a little more, then disinfected and bandaged.

This guy did it on purpose...

"Sakura-chan, don't worry~ I know someone! He is a relative of my family, from the same village as you, and will be happy to help you~!" I stretched out my hand and tugged at my hair, and found that my face seemed to have a miserable expression. He looked so sick that he continued to run forward...

I think he should also feel the unpleasant stench brought about by the festering and rotting wound...

"I said no, bastard, I will be slaughtered >口<!" I waved my arms weakly twice.

"It's okay~ Itachi-san is a good person~ Jiejiejiejiejiejie~~~~~Itachi-sang is a man-wife yo man-wife, do you understand?~~~"

...==I feel that if he hears it, he will destroy you on behalf of humanitarianism, do you understand...?