Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 59 "Normal" people dating are awkward【Part [-]】

The next day, Sai, who was beaming with joy, came to see me.Looking at the bandage on my right hand, he stroked his chin and was silent for a while...

"Sakura, Sasuke defected last night."

"Yeah." I wrapped myself into a zongzi with a quilt...

"Sasuke also seriously injured Naruto, the doctor suggested that I put him in the same room as you, what do you think?"

"...that guy's resilience is several grades higher than Xiaoqiang's. Don't forget that there is an extremely lewd fox in his body." Get out of the way... roll up again... get out of the way again...

"Sakura... Did Sasuke come to see you before he left?" Sai asked suspiciously.

I fell off the bed with a "thump".

It hurts...it feels like my body is falling apart...

"Are you okay, why did you fall off the bed?" Sai hurriedly ran over and hugged me into bed together with the quilt, "I saw you rolling around with the quilt on, and thought you were doing recovery training..."

Damn, I'm playing, I'm playing!Didn't you see that asshole, huh?

"Yes, I'm just doing recovery training, I'm practicing rolling!" I said "seriously" looking at Sai, "you know, when attacked by the enemy, the best way to escape is to roll on the spot first... ..."

Sai pushed me hard, and I rolled on the bed, and when I almost fell, he pulled me back... Then he pushed again—▽—, and when I almost fell, he pushed me back again. pulled me back...

I went back and forth several times, my cold sweat broke out, my little heart was bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, Sai, you are so fucking cruel, don't push me, you think I'm a rolling pin! =mouth=##

"Sai, what are you doing, stop now... Ahhh, Sakura is going to be killed by you!" Just when I was foaming at the mouth and almost fainted, Kakashi made a "swoosh" and appeared like a hero I got it, and immediately grabbed Sai's paw that was using me as a rolling pin.Kakashi's forehead tensed up at several crossroads, although, Sakura is a bit of a coward, she likes to bully me a bit, no, she likes to tease me and oppresses me a bit, but she is my student anyway No?The people in class [-] have always been very united and open to the outside world, so... "Sai, I will never let Sakura marry you bastard! If you want to marry her, you have to step over my corpse..."

Sai smiled and looked at the angry Kakashi, then clenched his fist with his left hand and hit the palm of his right: "Oh, that's it. Then Kakashi-senpai, I'll just step over your corpse."

……

Incisive!

This is the only way I can describe Sai when I lie on the bed.

I lay peacefully on the bed to recuperate, the frustrated Konoha is currently rebuilding, and this bastard Saii is so free, so free to come and toss me every day.

Until that time, he seldom joked with me, I always felt a bad feeling, and the atmosphere when we got along with him was weird o(╯□╰)o... Sometimes Sai is too quiet Yes, it's weird.

"Sakura, in the future... I will strive to be your companion." Sai, who was helping me peel apples, suddenly raised his head, still looking at me with a smile, "I think... Maybe I should become your companion It will be better...Sasuke, I always feel that you have a better relationship with him, and I don't know how to get along with girls at all..."

I froze for a moment.

After working on it for a long time, I suddenly felt a sour smell in the air... well, it smelled right.

It's strange, hey, someone hit me, please!

"Sakura, I'm jealous." Sai gave me the back of the head, "Don't care so much from now on... Uchiha Sasuke, okay?"

I am silent...

He... is so straightforward.

"Senior, if you don't say what's on your mind, the other party won't know... I like Sakura, so..." Sai paused, her voice was still gentle and gentle, but why did I feel a little inexplicably cold... …"If possible in the future, I will not hide anything from Sakura, so I will not just watch you and others..."

I laughed twice: "He's gone, ah ha ha ha ha. Do I care about him, because he is my companion, and his brother is very good to me, so... and after all...he is that Guy cares so much about someone, and he's not a bad kid, how can I not care about him?"

Sai continued to show me the back of his head, his hands still moving.Then after a long time, a peeled apple was handed over.I reached out to take it, and he leaned back against the edge of the bed...

"Sakura, when you recover from your injury, how about our date?"

Me: "Pfft!"

Dating will be... (infinite echo)

"Why, why do you want to date?" My hand holding the apple trembled.Date this guy? OMG, kill me, I will freeze to death!

Although the joke is very sunny, very healing, and very holy, but this girl is just as black-bellied as Uchiha Itachi's No. [-] super big-bellied bastard... and he is so jealous, and he refuses to say it... With a bad stomach, dating him, I... (holding the forehead-mouth-||||) I think I will die a miserable death... No, life is worse than death, absolutely! !

Sai on the opposite side turned his head and looked at me inexplicably "purely": "Sakura, is it weird? Why are you shaking so hard? Is it too cold?"

"Why, how, how!" I smiled dryly, "My injury probably won't heal in a while, hahahaha."

"Well, I know." Sai continued to show his signature smile, "So it's about waiting until the injury, okay, let's go!"

I cried... word for word, I... no more...

"If couples don't date, how can it work—?" Sai suddenly read a book he found out from somewhere, "Dating is a kind of activity for couples to exchange feelings, which is a must..."

"Stop, stop, stop reading!" I rushed forward and snatched the book, ouch, I accidentally twisted my waist...Forget it, let's forget about it, "Do you know what a date is?"

"Isn't it just eating together, playing together and sleeping together, well, anyway, we do everything together..." Sai was stunned suddenly.

Sai, you don't understand a woman's heart...really...

That's it... Saii looked at me with a smile and said, "Sakura, the doctor said that you will be discharged from the hospital in a month at most, so I will come to see you every day."

Lying on the bed, my soul drifted away: "I... got it... By the way, don't forget to bring me something to eat when you come to see me..."

"It's not as good as the three-color meatball?" The Virgin smiled invincibly.

"do not want!"

……

"Plop!" Suddenly the door opened, and the familiar cry of pain immediately made the hairs all over my body stand on end.

Looking at the people who fell into a pile outside the door, Sai was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled again.

"That's it, I'm leaving, Sakura, goodbye." He waved to me, without hesitation, stepped on the head of Kakashi who was at the bottom, and then lifted his foot, firmly Really stepped on Kakashi's back, and Kakashi's body that was just about to get up "puchi" and then buckled on the ground like a pot lid... Saii showed a creepy smile, and then stepped on the human-shaped stairs. Touching Ino, Choji, Ya... At last, with a sinister smile, he stepped on Naruto's face, leaving a big shoe print, and drifted away with Naruto's painful screams, which was the verification I said that sentence: I walk lightly just as I come lightly, I don’t take a cloud with my wave, and let a group of people suffer disaster along the way.