Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 50 is a happy thing to be discharged from the hospital

"You... you... ah, Sakura, why are you foaming in your sleep, ah..." Ino's frightening soprano came, which immediately shook my eardrums into extreme cramps, and then I Being hugged tightly, Ino hugged me and rubbed hard, "Sakura, what's wrong with you!"

It hurts...it hurts.I said big sister, you want to show how deep your sisterhood is with me, so you don't have to be so...so vigorous!It hurts to press on my wound!

Stars flashed in my eyes... "Ah, Sakura, you are foaming at the mouth, who did it?! My mother beat him up!"

My mind started wandering into space, would you believe me when I told you Sai and Sasuke did it?Would you believe me when I told you they dunk the fruit basket on my head during the fight?I told you that Saii's sharp throwing knife almost pierced my head to pieces, would you believe me?Would you believe me when I told you that Sasuke knocked down the chandelier and hit my stomach?

You don't believe it, you don't believe it!Sasuke's ruthless force immediately made me spit out blood, rolled my eyes and passed out on the spot.

Sad, sad TAT...

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"I said you two, don't fight in the ward, right? Sasuke, I know you are more impulsive when you are young. To be honest, I was like that when you were your age. This Sai, it is you, you put I've turned my back on everything, right? I've even investigated everything I said, right? Hey, well, I know you're very talented, but please respect your privacy..." Kakashi pulled two I was only dragged out of the ward, and a group of doctors and forbearance filed in from outside to rescue me who was in a coma, foaming at my mouth, and my limbs were twitching.

Fortunately, the chandelier is not a luxurious chandelier, it is about as heavy as 5 kunai, otherwise I will die ==!

"Huh?" Sai continued to smile, "What? Senior Kakashi, what did you just say?"

Kakashi was stunned: "Didn't you tell Sakura all my information?"

Sai suddenly narrowed his black eyes and glanced to the side, oh, sure enough...

Sasuke's little face twitched suddenly: "Are you wretched or not!"

A crossroad popped out of Kakashi's head: "Although it is said that there will be a rematch in more than a month, it is an individual system, but you can't make Sakura permanently disabled, you know?!"

Sasuke snorted coldly.

"That's it." Sai suddenly tapped his palm, and then showed a bright smile, "Actually, Kakashi-senpai, you are worthless to investigate, because your usual likes and dislikes are all published in "Konoha Weekly", I remember it was How many episodes have passed, you are No.1 of the golden bachelor."

Kakashi suddenly twitched his face.

"Huh?" Sai suddenly narrowed his black eyes again, his eyes were a little sinister. "Kakashi-senpai, don't you know?"

Kakashi grabbed the ground with his head.

"Who would read that kind of boring weekly magazine, okay! Sai, be steady, be steady! You're out of shape!"

Sai turned his eyes to the side, and then spread his hands: "Well, I'm young, the book says I'm in puberty, so this is normal. As for you, Kakashi-senpai, you're not too young..."

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In the end, Kakashi came to a conclusion, all the children who have a relationship with Sakura are all bad boys with a mustache!

"Boring?" Sasuke said through his nose, and made an extremely disdainful voice, "You are a wretched middle-aged uncle who likes to have a little porn book in his mouth."

Crack—a crack appeared in Kakashi's squinted eyes.

Sai tapped his palm again: "Senior Kakashi, you are 11 years older than me. All those who are more than ten years older than me are Ogi-san."

Oh, Ojisan...?

A very wretched old man appeared in Kakashi's mind, looking at the girl's skirt with a serious look, and wanted to sneak up on the girl's skirt from behind...

What's even more frightening is, why does that old man look so much like the third generation ==?

Hey, I said Kakashi-kun, you vilify the three generations of adults like this. This is not what a good uncle should do. Cough cough, please don’t stare at me. This is not what five good young people should do ==...

Those who are more than ten years older than me are all uncles. ——by Sasuke's children's shoes with a look of contempt.

Those who are more than ten years older than me are all grandpas. ——by Sai, who has a sunny face with a smile but feels extremely sinister.

Looking at Kakashi's horrific face, Sai suddenly couldn't bear to say: "I'm sorry, Kakashi-senpai, I just want to liven up the atmosphere, in fact, you are not old at all, but your hair is a little gray ,It doesn't matter."

Kakashi continued to grab the ground with his head.

Teacher Iruka!I understand you!

"By the way, Kakashi-senpai. In addition to the latest issue of "Konoha Weekly", you have topped the list of golden bachelors for 12 consecutive times." Sai looked at the resentment around Kakashi "噗噐" bubbling out She looked like she couldn't bear to speak.He looked at Sasuke, deliberately looking down... Feeling that the intersection of Sasuke's forehead was multiplying rapidly, Sai stretched out his hand and patted Sasuke's shoulder and said, "Sasuke-kun, you can't grow tall just by eating tomatoes. I suggest You drink more milk."

The corner of Sasuke's mouth twitched: "Thank you for your concern!"

Sai smiled brightly: "No thanks."

Sasuke is furious, I'm not yet 13 years old, what's the matter, I haven't started to grow yet, what's the matter, what, I'm awesome if I'm over 1.7 meters tall, I'm just over 1.5 meters, hey!

"Speaking of Kakashi-senpai, you like drinking milk, right? Naruto-kun, as I remember, is not tall, because the milk he drinks is always expired, which makes him always have diarrhea, so pitiful."

Kakashi was slightly taken aback.

"You... that child Naruto..."

"Yeah." Sai nodded, "The milk in his house is so much moldy."

Kakashi instantly thought of Iruka's kindly smiling face, and couldn't help shaking.Although Naruto said he doesn't like drinking milk, but... it seems that he doesn't like it either?

Sai looked at the two people beside him.Very good, I was stimulated. As expected, what the book said was correct, the language attack should attack its weakness, and it must hit the nail on the head.

"Ah, I have something else to do. After all, I am also responsible for the security of the exam. I heard that Sakura was injured and just came to see. That's it, I'll go first." Sai bowed politely, and then continued to smile , "Less gray hair... Tiny."

That's right.Having a nickname helps one's interpersonal communication, and for people who feel uncomfortable, nicknames must also attack their weaknesses.

Sai disappeared with a "whoosh", leaving the master and apprentice standing in place, furious.

"Sasuke, he is the one who took Sakura away..." Kakashi pointed at the direction where Sai left and roared indistinctly, "I can't marry my apprentice to this insidious bastard!!!!!!"

Sasuke continued to show his signature sneer: "Boring."

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