Naruto dressed as Sakura

Chapter 22 Shikamaru Skipping Class

When we were in groups... I don't remember which group I was in ==

I'm telling the truth, because I was sleeping, and I fell asleep.

Aww, one day when I was 9 years old, I skipped class after sleeping for a while, and met Shikamaru.It can be said that the two of us hit it off, and we are both skipping classes, but because Shikamaru is always caught, the number of times is too small, and we rarely see each other.

The most pleasant thing was lying on the roof of the ninja school and basking in the sun. Once the two of them lay down, they would lie there like corpses, doing nothing for an hour or two.

"Haruno Sakura——!" Teacher Iruka roared angrily.

I am torn.

Shikamaru at the side glanced at me sideways: "Hey, it's really troublesome. It's said that top students are troublesome."

The corner of my mouth twitched.

"Nara Shikamaru, I'm going to visit my home today——!!!!" Mr. Iruka's crazy roar came out an octave higher.

Shikamaru on the side twitched violently, and two drops of sweat slid down.

I chuckled: "Yes, top students are very troublesome, so troublesome that they don't need home visits."

Shikamaru over there looked at me with dead fish eyes hanging on his face, "Woman, troublesome creature..."

I opened my mouth leisurely: "You should think about your cute buttocks~ Shikamaru-kun~ home visit~ very beautiful~~~~"

The corners of Shikamaru's mouth continued to twitch irregularly.

Although it is said that he could escape past the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, but Shikamaru, based on the concept of escaping for a while, not only did not go back to the classroom, but came to the small river to bask in the sun...

So leisurely.The corner of my mouth twitched.

Now it has become a habit for Ninja school to skip classes. I just like to stay quietly when I have nothing to do. I don’t do anything, and I don’t think about anything for the time being.

In the previous life, many wishes that were not fulfilled, now when I think about it carefully, I feel like passing through a cloud of smoke, drifting away.

Ah, dreams and everything are just floating clouds, floating clouds.

"Shikamaru, I heard Iruka-sensei's footsteps approaching." I poked the person over there.He shivered suddenly, then half sat up and listened carefully.

"It seems right, let's go. Trouble~" Shikamaru got up from the grass, and not far away, Mr. Iruka who saw the two of us was about to jump over quickly. I saw Shikamaru bared his teeth and ran faster than anyone else.

The two of us ran straight in the opposite direction from where Iruka-sensei came, and the angry roar of Iruka-sensei was endless...

"Nara Shikamaru, Haruno Sakura, you two stop for me!"

Shikamaru in front muttered in a low voice: "It's only when you stand still that there are ghosts."

I am confused.

After continuing to run for a long time, I have to say that Shikamaru's escaping skills are top-notch, and Iruka-sensei disappeared without a trace.

"It's too troublesome~ It seems that I have to skip class tomorrow~ By the way, I can't go home tonight, Sakura, please~" Shikamaru grabbed the braid at the back of his head, and looked at me depressedly with one hand on his waist .

"OK." I agreed.

That's right, it's a very common thing, Shikamaru took refuge at my house, then sneaked to Naruto's house in the middle of the night, and then Sasuke's house...

He fought wits and bravery with his parents and won many battles, but his father and mother never caught him...

So Shikamaru, who took refuge at my house at night, became my cook ==

"It's troublesome, Sakura, you're a girl, why can't you cook?" Shikamaru was struggling to wash the pots and pans, while the other hand kept chopping and chopping vegetables.

"Well, I didn't pay attention to learn it." I shrugged, "I'll help you contact Naruto, you go there at night."

He gave me a thumbs up.

At exactly 11 o'clock in the evening, Shikamaru smuggled into Naruto's house.

At 11:30 in the evening, the deer father and deer mother came to my house aggressively.After catching Shikamaru but failed, he left in a tangled state.

Naturally, we can't go to more people's houses to find out what's true in the evening. Father Lu and Mother Lu decided to go to Naruto's house early in the morning to arrest people.

At four o'clock in the morning, Shikamaru sneaked into Sasuke's house.Sasuke had already woken up, he always got up earlier than the rooster, and he was practicing non-stop early in the morning.

Sasuke is used to Shikamaru's arrival, completely ignoring it, but began to instruct Shikamaru to help him fold the quilt and make breakfast for him.

Shikamaru-kun, who lived under the fence, began to be Sasuke's rice cooker again.

"Sasuke...I've been helping you with this kind of thing for two weeks..." Shikamaru folded the quilt helplessly, and his movements were so nimble that people smacked their tongues.

"Staying here and eating requires hard work." Sasuke ate Shikamaru's fried eggs and bread with side dishes in a leisurely way. "By the way, please help me make the lunch box."

Depressed, Shikamaru wanted to rush to the street.I just finished making Sakura's last night... Although I don't need to help Naruto's house, I have to clean the house. It's so troublesome...

Sasuke squinted his eyes, and lamented in his heart that Shikamaru's craftsmanship is good, and he must not be allowed to marry a wife easily in the future.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, the deer father and deer mother killed Naruto's house.In a daze, Naruto swallowed the date without saying anything, his belly was exposed, and he fell asleep.

The entangled deer father and mother deer can only go home.

Deer father and deer mother never thought that Shikamaru would go to Sasuke's place, after all, it is remote, and Sasuke is not gregarious.

But in fact, they were wrong.The child born with a high IQ was guessed by Deer's father and mother... At 6 o'clock sharp, Shikamaru returned to Sakura's house, and Deer's father decided to go to Sasuke's house to find out the truth.

Sasuke told them with a cold face that Shikamaru never showed up.In the face of outstanding children, Father Lu and Mother Lu chose to believe without hesitation.

But in fact, how did they know that Sasuke lied deliberately to blackmail Shikamaru.Hey, knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing hearts!

Deer father and deer mother struggled all day, and finally it was time to go to work.

I patted Shikamaru on the shoulder, that guy must not have slept well at night, needless to say, he must have skipped class all day.

Over there, Teacher Iruka's home visit at night, the three of them were so angry that they were like three active volcanoes that could erupt at any time.

"Oh, I can't go home again today~ It's so troublesome~ Sakura, please~..." Shikamaru scratched his hair and looked troubled.

"OK." I gave a thumbs up. Some people cook for free, clean up the house for free, and do laundry for free. Why not do it?

Shikamaru looked at the person in front of him with twinkling eyes and trembled all over, but there was nothing he could do. It seemed that he was about to be blackmailed again.If it wasn't for the fact that Sakura's parents were out and away, and Naruto was an orphan, Sasuke was also an orphan, he wouldn't have hid in their house a long time ago...

So I found Naruto and Sasuke and said, "Today's order is to go to Sasuke's house first, then Naruto's, then my house, and finally Naruto's house."

"Okay~" Naruto jumped three feet high, "Free ramen coupon~~~~"

Shikamaru-kun, you are a disaster.

"I see." Sasuke closed his eyes and put his hands in his pockets, looking in a good mood.

In this way, Shikamaru was blackmailed by us for another day.

Deer father and mother deer couldn't take it anymore, so they asked Ino and Choji to catch Shikamaru while they were at school.

I grabbed Shikamaru's clothes and threatened him: "Don't confess me!"

"Shikamaru~ You are a good person~ Don't say that~" Naruto begged.

"..." Sasuke looked at Shikamaru with the eyes of "you will die if you dare to say it".

Shikamaru is confused.

"I, I know, trouble..."

Of course, keeping one's word is a beautiful quality of a person, so Shikamaru-kun first encountered a terrible home visit by Mr. Iruka that time, and then the little PP was brutally destroyed.

"Mr. Nara, Mrs. Nara, I have to say that your son is very smart." Teacher Iruka fake coughed twice seriously, and then, the attendance sheet slammed onto the table, " But Shikamaru-san, he can’t do this! The other kids have a 95% attendance rate, but he has a 95% absenteeism rate...Even if the grades are good, it can’t be like this, it will cause bad negative effects!”

Shikamaru pursed his lips aside.

Is there any mistake? Do you have to study so hard for those simple and deadly things in Ninja School?

Lu's father and Lu's mother apologized apologetically, and promised to take strict care of Shikamaru.

"Ah, Mom! How old am I! You still spank my ass, it hurts!" Shikamaru howled in pain, "I am over 10 years old, and you still spank my ass... "

"Brat, it's good to know it hurts! I think you deserve a beating!" Mother Lu roared angrily, "Father, come here and beat him together!"

"Hey, Dad, don't come here! Last time you lost to me in a chess game, you promised me a request that you haven't fulfilled yet. Now fulfill it, now fulfill it..."

"Uh, this, let's talk about it later. Son, look at your mother..."

"Wooah, I'm already 10 years old, hey, it hurts, and I'm spanking..."

……

That's it. Since then, the number of times Shikamaru's children's shoes have been caught has skyrocketed.

And the three-person team of the seventh class in the future sighed regretfully there, hey, there will be no people who cook, wash clothes, make quilts, and clean up in the future... What a pity...