Set sail, bastards!

Hello everyone, in fact, my name is Jiang Xiaoxiao, and I was a policewoman before my death.Cool job, huh?I don't think I'm cool at all, but I think there is no more cowardly policewoman in the world than me.

——The time goes back to one hour ago——

"Xiao Xiao, I will leave this case to you. The Party and the people believe in you!" The captain patted me on the shoulder, and added: "There is no reward for not completing the task."

"But captain, didn't you ask me to eat hot pot? Why did it turn into... the case of 'saving the girl who wanted to jump off the building'?" I glanced at the other team members who were secretly covering their mouths and laughing, feeling a little uncomfortable. untie.

Hearing this, the captain immediately trembled: "Would you come if you didn't say it was to eat hot pot? And you are the only one who believes in saying that you can eat hot pot on the roof. Why don't you go soon? You don't want this month's bonus. No?!"

I twitched the corners of my mouth.It doesn't matter, you're just a hypochondriac, I'll definitely get it done for the bonus.Thinking in this way, I approached the "girl who can't think about jumping off the building" step by step with difficulty.

With neat short black hair, he has a very energetic image, but from the back view, he is wrapped in a layer of loneliness and despair.Based on long-term experience (watching TV dramas), this child must have been hurt by love!

I wanted to approach her quietly from behind, but I didn't want to be noticed by her, so I yelled at me the classic lines of goofy dramas: "Don't come over, or I'll jump off!"

I looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and burst into tears, giving full play to my acting skills: "You dance, I also don't want to stay in this world that breaks my glass heart just like you." After finishing speaking, in order to show sincerity, I also deliberately put one leg across the railing.

"Huh?" The jumping girl blinked her eyes and looked at me with some surprise: "What's wrong with you?"

I sniffed: "It's nothing, I was dumped."

The pupils of the girl who jumped from the building gradually widened, and she asked in surprise, "Huh?! Me too! How did you get dumped?"

"He said he wasn't good enough for me because I'm a QQ member." As I spoke, I pretended to be sad and wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes.

I don't know if it's because of "same sickness" or because she is also an acquaintance, we soon talked together.

And now I have one leg resting on the railing, neither stepping over nor stepping over, so I scratched my head and suggested: "That... why don't we just sit on the railing."

She didn't doubt it either, and readily agreed.

As a policeman, my usual vigilance was suddenly brought up by something, but a trace of uneasiness crept into my heart. I always felt that something was wrong but I couldn't tell what was wrong.

The barbs of both hands were slightly locked on the railing, and he subconsciously glanced at the ground downstairs and frowned.The pedestrians coming and going underneath are like moving black dots.Although I don't have a fear of heights, it really scared me.There is absolutely no chance of survival from jumping from such a high place.

"Why, are you scared?" The girl who jumped from the building gradually approached me, and put a hand on my shoulder casually, without any expression of fear of this height on her face.Is this guy really not afraid of death?

"Ahaha, no, how is it possible!" I exaggerated my tone, trying to calm myself down.

But the next second I couldn't calm down.

"Really?" The girl who jumped from the building raised one corner of her mouth, and the hand on my shoulder suddenly pushed hard towards my back!

Softly let go of the railing with both hands, and stepped on the air...

The woman who jumped from the building had her hands in the shape of a trumpet: "You idiot, can a depressed person be so blah blah?! I'm mentally ill! Hahahahahaha..."

The whistling wind during the rapid fall is the only sound that can wake me up so far.Huh?How did I... was pushed downstairs by that guy?Am I dying...

My head is in chaos at this moment, but there is only one sentence that is clearest...

That is: must die earth-shattering!

I was quick to think, imitating Altman and shouting: "Transformation!" Then I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I found myself lying on a big soft white bed safe and sound.

Huh?bed? !I jumped up as if I suddenly thought of something.Am I still alive?where is this place?Thinking, while cautiously looking around the surrounding environment.

The "bed" like cotton candy stretches as far as the eye can see...it's a bit like a "cloud"!

"Papapa——" The applause came from behind, interspersed in the originally silent environment, which seemed a bit abrupt.I turned around and habitually reached for the pistol hidden in my waist.

When I saw the visitor, I froze for a moment.Isn't that—the girl who jumped off the building!

"Yes, this is indeed a cloud." She nodded slightly as if she knew what was in my heart: "I know you have a lot of questions to ask. About who I am, you can call me God. Xiao Jiang Xiao, according to the data from the Astronomical Bureau, you are the first person to die today—February 2. So—I can help you realize a wish~”

I twitched the corners of my mouth, this guy kept babbling about something, but he was still smiling so happily!You don't even deserve a debt for killing others!

Who would have thought that the girl who jumped from a building who claimed to be a "god" immediately changed her face: "Hey! Your [beep--] life will be much better if you have a wish! You still blame me?"

What is a [beep——] life!Is it so bleak that it needs to be silenced?I thought about it for a long time, but I still couldn't accept the fact: "Why did you kill me?"

"Ah, I heard that in the human world, it is not illegal to kill a psychopath? So I abused my power to experience it~ hehe!" The girl who jumped from the building stuck out her tongue in embarrassment.

Hee hee you're big! If the "gods" are all the same as the one in front of you, then this world will be destroyed!

"Hey, are you a god? I want to go to the world of One Piece."

The girl who jumped from the building seemed surprised by my changing face: "Huh? Yes, but you have to make up your mind~ There is only one chance for a wish~"

I took a deep breath: "Before that, I have something to say to you. Although you ended my life, I also want to thank you, because you let me see through this world that abandoned me. No parents , partner, boyfriend and other creatures around me... I suddenly feel that the world that values ​​partners is indeed much better than this world..."

I lowered my eyes and smiled self-deprecatingly: "Hey, God, I want to say one last word to you—"

"Huh?" The jumping girl blinked her eyes and looked at me suspiciously.The atmosphere became inexplicably ambiguous.

"That's—" I raised my lowered head suddenly, and quickly drew the pistol on my waist, pointed it at the girl who jumped from the building, "bang bang bang bang" and then slammed it open: "You dare to kill me?! Go to hell with me, bastard!"

The girl who jumped from the building was unharmed: "Pfft! How dare you hit me? I'm going to torture you to death—!"

After speaking, I seemed to be sucked in by a black hole-like thing, the black swirl circle surrounded me in the center, my head was dizzy, and I simply closed my eyes.The face of the girl who jumped off the building gradually disappeared without a trace.

It's too spoof, it's like a dream... Yes, it must be, this must be a dream!It will be fine when you wake up at dawn!Thinking of this, my impetuous heart gradually calmed down...

——Time backtracking completed——

I opened my dead fish eyes and grabbed a lump of flesh on my arm.The bursts of tingling pain told me mercilessly: This is not a dream!I really traveled to the world of One Piece!

"Hey..." Do you want to do this... Do I really want to be tortured to death by the girl who jumped off the building... I really want to shout: Ya Butterfly...!

"Hello." Just as I was wiping away my tears alone, a deep male voice sounded above my head, with a cold and unfamiliar tone.

He raised his head and looked straight up at the man who was N heads taller than me.I was instantly scared out of my wits!

The black head is naturally resting on the back of the head, the back of the black robe is carrying a big knife taller than itself, and the eagle's sharp eyes are sizing me up without any waves.

—Hawkeye Mihawk!

He even crossed over to the ship of the eagle-eyed god!Did the girl who jumped off the building really want me to be cannon fodder from the beginning!No, I survived with great difficulty, I can no longer die easily, not every day is February 2st!

"Yo~" I dared to say hello to Hawkeye, but I was shocked again as soon as I said it.It's not my voice at all!How could I have such a limp loli voice?

An unknown premonition spread to my heart again... Could it be...

I hurriedly climbed to the side of the boat with all my hands and feet, and looked at myself in the clear blue sea.

She has short, fluffy silver hair that reaches the ears, eyes that are crimson or purple that look rippling on the sea, wearing a tattered white shirt, her face and other exposed parts of her body are also dirty like It's like just crawling out of the mud.I touched my breasts, but I only found an airport... a little girl who was obviously underdeveloped.

I seem to be able to imagine the girl jumping off the building laughing at me at this moment, very good, goodjob!My Xiaoqiang mentality is also gradually rising. If you want to kill me, I will not die!

Just now she was racking her brains on how to escape from the big guy like Hawkeye, but now, a little loli can do anything besides being cute.So the eagle-eyed god in front of me has become my only life-saving straw.

A thought suddenly popped up in my mind, why not... Hehehehe~

"Huh? Where is this place?" I blinked my loli's big eyes innocently and looked at the paralyzed Hawkeye, then raised my paw and pointed to myself: "I... who am I?"

The corner of Hawkeye's mouth visibly twitched, and he still stared at me expressionlessly.The sharp eyes reveal a dangerous message: even a child, making suspicious movements will kill me in an instant.

I tilted my head, looking at him puzzled.On the surface, I continued to act cute, but the cold sweat breaking out of my body was enough for me to take a shower... Those eyes that can kill~ Every second I look at each other, it's like countless razor blades have been scraped off my body.

At the moment when my heart was about to collapse, the eagle-eyed master finally squeezed out a few words: "You said... what?"