General affairs girl

I always thought I was a studious Death.

As long as you work hard, you will definitely gain.

As long as you are willing to stick to the knowledge points, the written test is not a problem at all.

That day, the young Ronald thought so naively, shrugged his shoulders easily, rubbed his sleepy eyes after the night of lights, and entered the examination room.

Ten minutes later, he looked at the snow-white test paper, stared blankly, and then looked at the floating cloud in the sky with a 10-degree sadness. Hearing the sound of "rustling" answers in his ears, he smiled softly.

For whom, for whom, for my brothers and sisters not to shed tears...

The next moment, he turned his head and coughed out a mouthful of old blood.

What a cheat, right?

He felt that the moment he finished answering the question, he really came out sideways.

The sunlight outside the window made the corners of his eyes moist.

With a wry smile, he patted his classmate on the shoulder. He adjusted his black-rimmed glasses, and looked for a like-minded brother to lament how lonely life is like snow, and to comfort and comfort his shattered youthful heart. Thoughts, he opened his mouth jokingly.

……

He wished that his colleague didn't write any of the first 30 multiple-choice questions, and didn't have time to do the last big question, so that he would be at the bottom, and then he could barely pass Xiaoaojianghu in the penultimate place even if he threw an eraser to make it.

"I said buddy, this topic is really crazy, what are you doing?" Please use the developmental connection point of view to analyze the relationship between death and society. [16 points], I haven't studied it at all, I can't stand it, so I just left it blank , what about you?"

The colleague gave him a very pitiful look with the reference book between them, and the corners of his mouth curled up in an inscrutable manner, and he smiled contemptuously.

"Ronald, are you stupid? Isn't this kind of thing a simple stack? Can't you just fill in your personal outlook on life and values?"

"What did you fill in..."

"For the motherland, for the party! For the construction of a new socialist future!"

At that moment, Ronald saw thousands of rays of light flashing from behind his colleagues, which directly hurt his weak eyes.

"...Brother, there is a wall, hurry up, go bump it."

"Ronald, for the sake of you being my brother, I will teach you a twelve-character motto." The colleague pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, glanced at Ronald helplessly, and sighed silently, like Like facing an ignorant junior, he patted him on the shoulder and smiled inscrutablely again, while shaking the reference book he had been clutching in his hand.

"A horse has four legs! The Yellow River is full of water! This is the philosophy of life, Sao Nian!"

"With a book in hand, you can worry about everything."

What a cheat!As for cheating, it must be cheating, you guys join forces and play with me, right!Good brother, you are clearly correct, and the reference books are all under the test papers, and you still play me. You are not afraid that I will be hurt by your misleading, and you will find someone to form a team to take revenge!Litter littering, snatch lollipops from children, and buy things without queuing.

"... Please give me a bright straight right, hurry up."

The boy Ronald covered his eyes, without even thinking about it, he raised his hand and punched his colleague in the rib.

Those who have no compatriots' love directly made a killing move.

But then he went to the General Affairs Section to ask about the previous exams and the tips for passing the exams, and he balanced it. The last additional question in the 73rd class was to draw pictures.

"Please make a diagram of the complete blood circulation system of the human body as required, using red pens for arteries and blue pens for veins." [20 points]

So it is said that those who successfully passed the exam were either geniuses or perverts.

It was so hard that he wanted to raise his head and laugh three times to express his sympathy.

However, seniors from the 73rd class...

Thinking of this, Ronald couldn't help squinting his blue eyes and glanced at the door with a particularly melancholy look.

The person not far away was dressed in red, resisting the same bright red chainsaw, humming a little tune, walking leisurely here.

Well, that's the 73rd I don't mean to comment. OTZ

After the boy Ronald waved his hand and greeted politely, he looked up at the ceiling purely.

Miss Deborah, who is famous for her good temper in the General Affairs Division, frowned in distress when she saw the man coming, and she looked like she wanted to blame, but then she sighed silently as if she suddenly remembered something. Take a breath.

"Mr. Greer, please hand in the death chainsaw early next time. I've already left work. I've been waiting for a long time. Hey..."

"I got it, I got it! Deborah, don't complain, it's just a little late, I've been working hard lately, and every night I dye the world in beautiful red ~ oh, oh, I'm so busy I can't stop~ Maybe God will reward me for my hard work and let me meet an unexpected good man! Oh DEATH! Let's go to meet William at night, ah, it's really exciting..."

The red-haired Grim Reaper seemed to be used to it, he reached out and played with the hair hanging down his chest nonchalantly, with a calm face, at first he answered casually as if he was dealing with it, then turned around and wanted to leave, but then he seemed to be talking about letting himself The excited things are out of control.

"Yes, you will definitely meet the right man, but tomorrow there will be a newcomer coming to me for an internship. If you hand it in, don't try to make a fool of me when I first came here. What trouble did you cause? Sorry for scaring you."

Deborah rubbed her temples with a headache, took the death chainsaw that Greer handed over, raised her head, and gave a few words of reassurance.

Hearing this, Greer raised his eyebrows, muttered "I hate brats" and then said "Oh" reluctantly, waved his hand, indicating that he would pay attention, and then strode away from the general affairs department.

On the contrary, Ronald was more reactive, lying on the table with an excited face, wagging his tail and asking her if the person who was coming was a skinny little black-haired girl.

Deborah replied with a smile, "Confidential." Afterwards, while packing her things, she thought about the file handed in by the Personnel Department.

It seems that it really has a lot of background.

After thinking about it, she turned her head and silently glanced at Ronald who was obviously dissatisfied when he didn't get the answer.

Well……

The author has something to say: ==The ball is commented on the ball and the ball is collected...

The author said that he was squatting in the corner to pick the soil and turn the plot, so take your time when the characters appear on the stage [Pure Wangtian]

Try to make the girl into this type.

Do you still think that the hairstyle of the funeral home is disabled...

I love this song!