The Crown on a Wheelchair [Esports]

? is it a man

do you want to pee?

"Please invite customer A102 to enter the store for dinner, please..."

Chongyu Hot Pot is bustling and crowded.

Xia Liang looked inside, it looked like a red hole.

They lined up at a small table.

Xia Liang turned on the phone, called out the 248 yuan group buying number prepared three days ago, and handed it to the waiter for registration.

"One word, fragrant." Ji Tian said, "Butter and peppercorns are a perfect match."

Xia Liang poured two glasses of lemonade.

An old large copper pot was placed on the stove, and the bright red thick juice was bubbling, and the air waves rushed up, making it hot and spicy.

The set meal is on.

A stack of tripe, a bowl of fresh duck blood, a plate of duck intestines, a plate of instant beef, radish, bean curd, and cabbage.

Comes with two bowls of ice powder.

"Exquisite, it's Hangzhou after all." Ji Tian said with a smile, "Even hot pot can be eaten so delicately."

"Do you want to say that it's a little less..." Xia Liang took the menu, "Then I'll add a few more..."

When the menu opened, Xia Liang bit the bullet and read it, only to realize that the group purchase price had already given a big discount, and a small order of meat would cost nearly 100 yuan.

"Hey, just order some rice." Ji Tian said, "I eat very little, three bowls are enough."

Xia Liang said, "Okay."

Thanks to "exquisiteness", the two of them completely forgot about the weird atmosphere just now, and both ate very seriously.

Xia Liang never knew that things like duck intestines and tripe taste best when they are blanched for a few seconds, and there are also oil dishes, which are more delicious if you add a little oil.Ji Tian taught him "up and down", "swing in the waves".

"This intestine, you can do it like this, and tie a knot." As he said, Ji Tian wrapped two duck intestines around his chopsticks, made a simple bow, and stretched it out in front of Xia Liang to dip in the soup. .”

Xia Liang looked at Ji Tian through a pot of white gas.

"Success, success." Ji Tian pulled out his chopsticks, "I just read it online, but I didn't expect it to be true."

The duck intestines are rolled up, and the butterfly wings are red and white.

Xia Liang opened his eyes wide.

He also felt that Ji Tian was like a piece of kite paper, pitifully thin, but colorful, capable of moving the wind and the sun.

At this moment, the mobile phones of the two people vibrated at the same time.

[Please cooperate with forwarding the official Weibo. 】

Xia Liang opened it, and saw a group photo of team coach Crush, data analyst Jin Yanbin, and South Korean mid laner Bee.

Because the interior decoration is red, the red background in the photo is indescribably harmonious with the atmosphere.

"The first team bought Korean aid again." Ji Tian said while reposting, "300 million transfer, 100 million signing."

"Bee's Assassins performed very well this year, and the details of Biluo's WQWR in the mid-season game were very in place." Xia Liang said, "It should be because Wang Qiqi's (W) contract is about to expire, and there is no renewal after that, so the adjustment was made."

"That's not worth 400 million." Ji Tian said.

"So, KL either has no money, or spends it where we can't see it." Xia Liang paused, and picked up a piece of hot and sour kimchi, "It suddenly occurred to me that in order to save greening fees, Xianjiao has to work part-time gardener."

Ji Tian said, "The air conditioner hasn't been repaired either."

Xia Liang said, "Elevators are not installed either."

The two looked at each other and smiled wryly.

A stack of meat rolls gradually emptied.

Xia Liang didn't expect Ji Tian to eat spicy food without changing his face.

He always felt that this was his own specialty.

"Have you heard about Xianjiao and Crush before?" Xia Liang said, "Xianjiao was invited to KL by Crush, but after he came, the two had different ideas, and the high-level officials were not very happy. "

"Crush played very well with the people in Korea. He wanted Xianjiao to be his right-hand man, but who would have thought that Xianjiao likes to grow flowers and plants by himself." Ji Tian said, "Brother Chen unintentionally communicated this to me. .”

Xia Liang sighed.

"It's a mess."

"Anyway, you and I are soldiers of Xianjiao." Ji Tian said, "Hey, if NDL is played well next year, Xianjiao can suppress Crush."

"This..." Xia Liang said, "It's unlikely, Crush is so famous, and this year's record is not bad."

"Crush is not because of the traffic after the live broadcast." Ji Tian said, "He will engage in "that set". "

Xia Liang glanced at the bottom of the sauce dish and wiped his hands.

"Don't move, I'll fight for you." Ji Tian got up and took away his own.

Xia Liang sat down and drank the remaining bowl of duck blood.

When alone, his heart is very rich.

Just now Ji Tian mentioned "NDL next year" in a very natural tone, as if he had decided to stay in KL after the youth training, which reminded him of what Xian Shichu said in the flower shed.

Of course, the positions of the first team and the second team cannot be reversed, but if two of the five players enter the C position of the first team, does it mean a "turnover"?

When buying chain locks, the "we" that Ji Tian always emphasizes seems to have another meaning.

Xia Liang's heart skipped a beat.

Didn't Ji Tian ever think about going the furthest with the current five-member team, but only wanting to be in the first team?

Ji Tian's AD is really amazing.

Xia Liang squeezed the Wulianhuan in his pocket tightly.

He is used to doing things step by step. After taking root, he will not want to fly out of the circle so quickly.

"Wow! Turn off the fire! What are you thinking!"

Ji Tian put down the sauce dish and turned down the power.

Xia Liang woke up and found that the red oil had splashed on the table.

"Sorry." Xia Liang said quickly.

Ji Tian pulled out a piece of paper, stretched it to Xia Liang's lips, wanted to enter it, hesitated for a moment, then withdrew it, and stuffed it into Xia Liang's hand.

"Wipe it yourself."

"Yeah." Xia Liang said, "I just said Crush."

"Crush seems to have made a lot of money by doing live broadcasts. Isn't it just the most popular anchor of Teng Snake?" Ji Tian dug a spoonful of ice powder and said, "Have you watched the live broadcast? After the live broadcast develops, it will make more money than power leveling. "

"I have watched it, but I haven't seen much. The speed of the mobile phone is too slow, so I need to use a computer." Xia Liang said, "But I feel that their operation and commentary are superficial, and there is no deep thing to learn. He also played Bi Luo, At that time, it seemed that Silk Blood counter-killed the AD on the opposite side, and the whole screen was swiping gifts and 666, but in fact, it was not difficult, and it was good enough to count the damage. Instead, yesterday, Xianjiao told me how to pull a team battle formation, It’s very practical to make a triangle around the jungle at Dalongkeng.”

"That's right." Ji Tian said, "The live broadcast is originally for non-professionals to watch. It's too difficult to explain the details. It not only exposes the tactics, but also is not flattering. No one can understand how others give gifts."

"Speaking of conscience, I think I can also live broadcast like that." Xia Liang said, "Make some effects, entertain entertainment, anyway, what everyone likes to watch is not just those, slapping faces, falling horses, reversals, abuse..."

"Then, will you open a live broadcast room?" Ji Tian asked.

The red oil pan was bubbling and bubbling.

Duck blood floated up.

ripe.

"me?"

Xia Liang picks up a piece with his chopsticks.

"I always have a thought, as if... I have never skied or climbed a snow mountain, but I just want to try to go higher, and I have seen the scenery of the peak, and then change to the sled and go happily slide down."

Blow cool and melt in your mouth.

Ji Tian didn't speak.

"Don't laugh at me." Xia Liang said.

Xia Liang knew that these words were ridiculous, like a bad student who missed his late self-study and secretly took out his homework under the street lamp.

"Same." Ji Tian said.

"What?" Xia Liang said.

"I won't broadcast live, that will affect the results." Ji Tian said, "Xia Liang, I think the same as you, but I have experienced some things in the previous club, and I may not understand the team's reunion. It’s so heavy, after all, there are very few people who really go to this stage of career because they like it.”

Xia Liang wiped her mouth.

"Just because I like it, I like to win and don't like to lose." Xia Liang said, "Otherwise, I would have bought a computer at home to play power leveling."

Ji Tian said, "I can see it."

The two touched the bowl of ice powder.

All kinds of differences and misunderstandings have finally returned to the absurd unity at this moment—even though they are still little-known little people, none of them want to "start a live broadcast"

"Do you know, sometimes you are very sudden and scare me." Xia Liang said, "It feels like you are more like an assassin than me, and I am more like a shooter than you."

"Maybe." Ji Tian said, "As the old saying goes, the more people lack something in their hearts, the more they will make up for it in the game."

Xia Liang: "Is there such a sentence?"

Ji Tian: "My cousin said so."

Xia Liang raised his eyes, lowered his eyes again, and ate up the ice powder.

Ji Tian said: "So, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"

Xia Liang: "..."

The first giant-screen movie "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" in Xia Liang's life was watched with popcorn in his arms under Ji Tian's strong Amway. Of course, Ji Tian ate all the popcorn, he just Just hold the bucket.

Until he walked out of the game hall, Xia Liang's mind still echoed that line.

"Some games are more cruel than real wars. Please forget everything you know and see who is the real enemy."

Within a day, Xia Liang had a more comprehensive understanding of Heguang Square.

In the dormitory of the second team of the KL base, the Sweeeet series of chain lock keychains caused a lot of discussion.

Brown box, beige ribbon, velvet backing, the boss also put a hardcover manual in the interlayer.

"so hard……"

Xia Liang unlocked the chain lock twenty times in a row before taking it apart.

He didn't feel it when he bought it, but he didn't realize it until two hours later, and he forgot all the tricks.

He didn't know what happened to his teammates during the weekend.

After returning, the atmosphere in the dormitory has not been very good.

No one laughed.

He thought that maybe it was because they would return to the intense training mode tomorrow, and for some reason, there were a bunch of rigorous and heavy training tasks called "Rubik's Cube Project" in their computers.

"Here, pick one." Xia Liang said.

"Wow, this looks good." Xu Sizhe said.

Xia Liang handed out the five keychains to his teammates and went into the bathroom. As for what happened afterwards, he didn't notice it at all.

Not everyone has a good impression of Wulianhuan.

For example, Wei Xin.

Facing the screen full of red results, Wei Xin's face was always ashen. His cheekbones were sunken, his eyes were bloodshot, he didn't even eat dinner, and his mind was all on the few games he lost.

However, if the mentality is not good, the more unstable the performance, the worse the record will be. This has become a vicious circle.

"What is this? Why does it cost one hundred and two for a small piece?" Wei Xin said, "I fucking paid for nothing tonight."

"Because the German casting and forging process is used, it is kept secret." Xu Sizhe was very satisfied, and took the box number to the official website to check the authenticity, and immediately put the keys of the room and the iron door downstairs into it.

"That's it?" Wei Xin was impatient, hung up an earphone, and clicked the mouse frequently, "Can I say that Yiwu Small Commodity Market is five yuan for one and ten yuan for three?"

"It's almost there." Xu Sizhe said, "If you stay here, you will be paid 5000 a month. You are too picky."

"He bought it himself, and he didn't ask us when he bought it." Wei Xin said, "Okay, don't tear off the label after buying, ￥666, just wait for our AA? Do couples have to fight each other? A keyboard and mouse? Is it too small?"

"If you are short of money, I will help you." Xu Sizhe said.

"Tell me one more thing?!" Wei Xin said.

"Hey, Weishen, Weishen." Zhang Pengcheng inserted the air needle into the eye of the basketball, cheered up, and glanced at the bathroom where heavy metal music was playing, "Xia Liang is still inside, he can hear it."

"I know, it's been almost an hour, and I'm still waiting to use it." Wei Xin said, "He's the slowest every time. Why, the wheelchair is the most delicate?!"

At this moment, Ji Tian jumped down.

Ji Tian also charged straight away. Ever since Wei Xin uttered his first complaint, he had been uncomfortable. Now, when he heard that Wei Xin hated Xia Liang for using the bathroom, he couldn't hold back that rascal energy anymore.

"Are you going to pee?"

Ji Tian walked to Wei Xin's small table barefoot.

Xu Sizhe stopped talking.

Wei Xin said, "Hi!"

Ji Tian covered Wei Xin's notebook with his palm.

"Isn't it just that you lost all night?" Ji Tian said, "What's the big deal? You're so poor and hungry?!"

Wei Xin said, "Did I provoke you?"

"Do you want to pee?" Ji Tian said, "If it's a man, go to the flower shed downstairs to urinate, let's go, I'll accompany you."

Wei Xin: "You are sick..."

Before he could finish speaking, the table was lifted.

The laptop was smashed to the ground, and the battery, mouse, and keyboard were scattered.

"I'm fucking your mother!"

Wei Xin jumped up.

"It's not allowed to play power leveling in the club! Are you still talking loudly to me?!" Ji Tian said, "You're looking for death!"

……

All over the place.

wow.

The bathroom flushes.

The heavy metal music stops.

Xia Liang pushed the door and went out.

"Huh??" He was catheterizing in the bathroom, only to realize that there was a commotion outside when he heard the computer hit the floor.In fact, his idea is very simple: there are two or 3000 yuan in Alipay, which was earned in a small county to buy a computer.

Therefore, he bought this lock just to commemorate the victory of the five people's first training match. If everyone doesn't dislike his "naming" behavior, he is willing to bear the cost alone. If everyone cares, he will accept AA without showing off.

Who ever thought it would be a big deal.

"Sizhe, where are Ji Tian and Wei Xin?" Xia Liang asked.

"Going downstairs." Xu Sizhe adjusted his glasses and said sullenly, "I went to the flower shed of Xianjiao to pee."

"Huh?" Xia Liang said.

"Xia Liang, don't think too much. We all like keychains, so I'm sorry to ask you to pay for it." After Zhang Pengcheng finished breathing, he put the basketball back into the basket.

Xu Sizhe nodded.

"No, then they..." Xia Liang said, "Hurry up and tell Brother Chen, they still have to train tomorrow."

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