The old attack of rebirth is a sick and tender monster

(It didn't really happen, it was a lucid dream)

One morning after the end of the world, after Xingchao opened his eyes, he didn't see Qi Muhe's figure. You know, Qi Muhe is usually the last to wake up, and he has to rub against him for a long time before slowly getting up from the bed .

But today is different, the place around him has already become cold, and it is obvious that he left early.

Xing Chao frowned, flustered inexplicably, he pondered for a moment, and suddenly heard a strange sound coming from the bathroom, it was a low, hoarse panting sound, with the sweetness of candy.

I get it, this man sat in the bathroom early in the morning to meet his physical needs, hiss, probably because he seldom did those embarrassing things with Qi Muhe recently.

Xingchao walked to the bathroom door with an inexplicable sense of ridicule and knocked on the glass door, "Haven't you rolled it out yet?"

There was no movement inside for a while, but soon, as if startled by Xing Chao, the man let out a sticky grunt, followed by a low sob.

Xingchao felt that his body was becoming hot and dry. He put his fingers on the doorknob and said in a hoarse voice, "Can I come in?"

Of course, he was just asking, and he would go in no matter whether Qi Muhe agreed or not.

Qi Muhe clearly knew about Xingchao's habits, but he still whispered, "Little Xingxing...don't come in..."

Alright, Star Tide is in.

What came into view was the scene of a man lying naked in a bathtub filled with water. Qi Muhe's cheeks were flushed red by the steam, he was wearing a shower cap, curled up, and covered his stomach with both hands as if nothing had happened.

Xingchao frowned, and immediately noticed the blind spot. He could tell directly whether he had an extra piece of flesh or a piece of flesh missing on his body. round belly.

Even Xingchao, who had seen and experienced a lot, couldn't help but be surprised, "You... belly..."

He began to wonder if he was in the lower position of sex, or if he was accidentally drunk that day and fucked Qi Muhe, otherwise how could Qi Muhe be like this?Your stomach is so bulging, did you eat too much in a daze? !

Qi Muhe burst into tears with a "beep", and he took off the shower cap on his head, revealing two fluffy, fluffy long white ears.

He sobbed, "Little Xingxing, I seem to be pregnant."

Star Tide: "..."

Xingchao, who has always thought of himself as a straight and tough guy, knew for the first time in his life how it feels to have weak legs.

He felt that he was not only becoming more and more blind recently, but also more and more deaf. He actually heard Qi Muhe say that he was pregnant.

And... what happened to those two ears on Qi Muhe's head? !Dazzled, it must be dazzled.

Qi Muhe: "I'm really pregnant."

Xingchao held the door, barely maintained his majesty as the head of the family, and sneered, "Qi Muhe, be sober, you are a man, you are already thirty, you can't have children, stop making trouble, I really want children Take you to adopt one."

Qi Muhe: "...but it's true, I didn't lie to you."

Xingchao exploded in an instant, "You fucked me, and I didn't fuck you, you fucking pregnant!"

"Hey, little Xingxing is so fierce." Qi Muhe shrank into a ball aggrieved, he touched his slightly undulating belly, and muttered softly, "It scared our baby."

Star Tide: "??"

He felt that this man could no longer be allowed to daydream, so he pulled him out of the bathtub, put on his clothes and hat, and prepared to take him to the hospital to treat his brain.

Because of Qi Muhe's particularity, Xingchao specially arranged for someone he trusted to examine him, and then waited anxiously at the door. To be honest, he felt like a husband who accompanied his wife for the first time for a prenatal examination.

Half an hour later, the doctor came out with a medical record, with a very serious expression, and behind him was Qi Muhe who lowered his head but couldn't hide his joy.

Xing Chao's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

"He... is indeed pregnant." The doctor finished his sentence with difficulty, and glanced at Qi Muhe's belly. He was also very familiar with Xingchao, so he patted Xingchao's shoulder, pretending to be relaxed Said, "Be good to sister-in-law."

Star Tide: "..."

This man in his 30s is so weak now, he took a deep breath, helped Qi Muhe to sit on the chair, "have a good rest."

Qi Muhe touched the hat subconsciously, and the two ears inside curled up sensitively, "Hmm..."

Xingchao dragged the doctor to a corner, "Show me the ultrasound."

The doctor gave him a complicated look, took it out and put it in Xingchao's hand, hesitating for a while and said: "The child is already 10 weeks old, abortion is not recommended."

Xing Chao rolled his eyes at the doctor, "Who said I don't want this child anymore..."

He's just... not ready yet.

In the past days, Xingchao always thought that until his death, Qi Muhe would be the only one by his side, but now they suddenly had another child, but if it was his birth, it seems...not very annoying.

Xingchao took Qi Muhe home, and on the way, he gave a lot of instructions for pregnant women, of course, they all looked it up on the Internet.

As soon as he got home, Qi Muhe changed his shy and shy appearance outside, and directly pushed Xingchao down on the carpet, then took off his hat, exposing his two ears, and looked at Xingchao with red eyes.

"Little Xingxing, touch it, touch it." The man buried his head in Xingchao's neck, begging in a low voice.

Unexpectedly, Xingchao raised his hand and gently rubbed Qi Muhe's rabbit ears. It felt very slippery and hot, as if it was about to melt.

Xingchao's eyes darkened, "What's the matter with your ears?"

Qi Muhe thought for a while, "I found out when I woke up this morning. I was also surprised. Then I suddenly felt like vomiting, and it turned out..."

"Ouke, I understand." Xingchao interrupted him, and looked at Qi Muhe's rabbit ears seriously, thinking that the pregnancy is probably related to these ears, after all, rabbits are such unscrupulous animals, "During this time you Don’t think about anything, just have a baby at home.”

Just as Xing Chao finished saying this, he found himself sitting at the door of the operating room with his friends standing beside him. Qi Guanyang also said, "Don't worry, my sister-in-law will definitely give birth to the baby safely."

Star Tide: "??"

How the hell did I give birth?

Suddenly the lights in the operating room went dark, and a doctor in a white coat came out of the operating room and said to Xing Chao, "Father and son are safe, do you want to see the child?"

Xingchao didn't fluctuate in his heart, and even felt a little weird, but after all, he was his child, so he nodded, and finally leaned over to see, good guy, there is Zhang Qiguanyang's face on a red teddy.

"...you..." Xing Chao took a step back, pointed at Qi Guanyang, and was about to speak when he spat out a mouthful of blood.

……

"Little Xingxing...Little Xingxing! It's time to get up." After shaking Xingchao awake, Qi Muhe found his little Xingxing's eyes were strange, "What, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Xing Chao would not say that he had a strange dream, he shook his head and said, "I was just wondering what it would be like if you were pregnant."

Qi Muhe suddenly laughed, "Didn't you recognize Qi Guanyang as your son?"

Thinking about last night's dream, Xing Chao felt a little heart attack, so he said expressionlessly: "...Later, I thought about it again. If Qi Guanyang is really my son, I might strangle him to death."

(Finish)