fake god

"Don't come in!" Lu Ping firmly pressed against the door of the bathroom, "Isn't it just a bath towel, I can find it!"

Shen Yuze pretended to be concerned: "Then tell me, where is the south?"

Lu Ping rolled his eyes and blurted out: "The south is just below the north!"

"..." Shen Yuze asked him again: "Where is the north side?"

Lu Ping: "Of course the north is above the south!"

Shen Yuze raised his forehead: "Pingping, is your world a 2D game map?"

While Shen Yuze was shocked by his speech, Lu Ping decisively closed the door and locked Shen Yuze out of the bathroom.

Now Lu Ping is no longer a 17-year-old child, he is an adult (?), Lu Ping can vaguely guess what Shen Yuze is thinking.

But Lu Ping is a pure and good baby, kissing and hugging every day is enough to make him blush and heartbeat, and if he goes one step further... daba daba.

Lu Ping found the folded towels from the south side of the bathroom...uh, from the cabinet to the right of the bathroom mirror.He quickly wiped off the water on his body, and hid himself tightly in his clothes again.

If it wasn't for the sweltering heat in Jiaojiang's summer, he would have wished to wear long trousers and long sleeves!

When he walked out of the bathroom, Shen Yuze was leaning on the corridor with his arms folded, waiting for him.

Lu Ping wore a sports T-shirt with a collar, fastened with three buttons neatly. Shen Yuze glanced at his collar, and suddenly raised his hand to reach for his collar.

Lu Ping's heart beat faster, he crossed his hands to cover his chest, and asked in panic, "What are you doing?"

"You 'Nian' (fool)," Shen Yuze brushed his fingers over the side of his neck, helped him to turn the tucked collar back out, and said helplessly, "Don't you know how to look in the mirror? The collar is not done yet. "

After living in Jiaojiang for so long, Shen Yuze gradually learned to speak some local dialects.He most commonly used is "annual", the second sound is pronounced very lightly, with an intimate sense of ridicule.

Lu Ping blushed and asked him to help tidy up his collar. After tidying up, Shen Yuze didn't let him go, but bowed his head and begged for a kiss from his lips.

This kiss doesn't have any sexual meaning, just a light touch, it's like a small animal exchanging each other's taste.Lu Ping is used to this kind of intimacy. If the deep kiss between ears and temples is a cup of hot cocoa in winter, then this kind of light kiss that is easy to part is summer sparkling water, which is just right.

After everything was packed, Lu Ping and Shen Yuze went out together and asked the driver to take them to Lu's breakfast shop.

... No, it's more than just a "breakfast shop" now.Lu's father and mother are hardworking people. After more than a year of operation, the business of "Embedding Cake Prince" is booming. They not only bought the shop next to it, but even plan to open a branch!

Lu's restaurant not only sells breakfast, but also sells lunch and dinner.If it weren't for the couple's limited energy, they originally planned to sell wontons for supper.

Jiaojiang’s supper wonton is a late-night delicacy that locals can’t live without.Shen Yuze has eaten chaoshou, wonton, meat swallow, and small wontons with seaweed and dried shrimp skins in the imperial capital, but the supper wontons here are different from the ones he has eaten before.Wontons are small and square, with thin skins like yarn and long tails. The small wontons are cooked in boiling water for 2 minutes; the most special thing is that a spoonful of fresh meat stuffing should be put in the wonton soup. The boiled meat stuffing is poured on the wontons together with the fried dough sticks and mustard shreds, and a spoonful of spicy oil is poured over when eating...

Such a bowl of supper wonton is enough to soothe a lonely stomach on a bleak night.

Lu Ping said that when he was a child, there was no fixed store for this kind of night snack wonton, and all the stall owners rode tricycles around the streets.The car stopped at the entrance of the alley, and the stall owner took out a wooden stick and tapped it on the bamboo joints prepared in advance, making a "da da da" and "da da da" sound, and the greedy little Wusuns would I sneaked out of the house through the window, took a few yuan coins, and came to buy a bowl of "Knock Knock Wonton".

Lu's mother originally wanted to extend the business hours and sell wontons at night-there are many students in the No. [-] Middle School opposite them who study by themselves in the evening, and the evening self-study ends at nine o'clock, so there is absolutely no need to worry about selling wontons for supper.

However, Lu Ping persuaded his mother to let go of this idea. Now the couple have to get up at four o'clock every morning to prepare the embedded cakes. They are busy all day and hardly sit down. If the store is open until late at night, how can they have time to sleep and rest? ?There is never enough money to be earned, and the loss outweighs the gain if the body is exhausted.

In the end, this minced meat wonton didn’t make it to the restaurant menu, but it became Lu’s mother’s reserved dish. Every time Lu Ping studied late at night, his mother would cook a bowl for him.Of course, Shen Yuze has also tasted it a few times.

When Lu Ping and Shen Yuze arrived at Shen's restaurant, Lu's father had just sent away the last table of guests.They closed early today, and the family got together and had a lively meal.

Of course, An An had to sit next to her two elder brothers. The seven or eight-year-old Xiaonan was just growing up. She was like a young seedling in the ground. She would pull up with a little water.Compared with last year, An An was half a head taller. The princess dress that Shen Yuze gave her before couldn't fit anymore. Shen Yuze promised to give her a new one.

There is a lot of fun at the dinner table. The few days after the college entrance examination are the "honeymoon period" between students and their parents. Anyway, the results will not come out until the end of the month, and they will have to fill in the application after the results are released. For the remaining ten days, Lu Ping wants to do No parents care about it.Even if Lu Ping wanted the moon in the sky at this time, I am afraid that Lu's father would pick it off for him.

Father Lu suggested: "Why don't you learn how to drive?"

"No." Lu Ping immediately refused, "What do you want to learn to drive? Our Wuling Hongguang is not in a hurry to wait for me to inherit it."

Of course, Lu Ping's real reason was that he didn't want to learn to drive in the summer and get tanned.

"You child..." Lu's father said helplessly, "I just want to see you running to Xiao Shen's place when you have nothing to do all day long, lest you disturb his rest."

Shen Yuze said, "Don't bother me." He glanced sideways at Lu Ping beside him, and said with a smile, "I'm lonely even if I live alone. I'm very happy that Pingping can come to accompany me."

He and the Lu family have also known each other for two years. Lu's father and mother's impression of him has gradually changed from "a rich and polite kid" to "a rich and polite kid who doesn't love his parents or his mother." child".

Lu's parents and Lu's mother usually don't like to watch gossip, let alone pay attention to the financial channel, so they don't know about the dirty things in Shen Yuze's family.In the eyes of this simple couple, Shen Yuze left the imperial capital where he grew up and lived alone in Jiaojiang. His parents ignored him, and they didn't even show up for such an important matter as the college entrance examination!According to Pingping, Shen Yuze's parents have divorced, and there are many older brothers and sisters in the family, so no one cares about his feelings.

For Lu's father and mother, no matter how rich a family is, if the family cannot be harmonious and happy, it is not a "family".Therefore, they warmly opened the door to welcome Shen Yuze as a frequent guest, almost treating him as their second son.

Hmm...how is it not considered the second son? (Shen Yuze: smiling)

At the dinner table, Shen Yuze proposed to go to other provinces for a graduation trip with Lu Ping.

Mother Lu asked with concern: "How many people are there?"

"It's just me and him. We plan to go there for about ten days, and we will definitely come back before the scores are released."

Mother Lu was a little worried at first, but after thinking about it, they are both adults, and the two boys going out to play together should not be in danger; and the summer vacation after the college entrance examination is so long, it would be boring to keep them at home.

Thinking of this, Mother Lu nodded briskly and asked, "Have you discussed where to go?"

Lu Ping: "It hasn't been discussed yet."

Shen Yuze: "We have discussed it."

Lu Ping: "???" He was surprised, "When did you discuss it?"

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Didn't we discuss it when we were playing the game just now?"

"—Damn it!" Lu Ping jumped up from his chair, "You don't really want to go to the desert, do you?!"

Three days later, when Lu Ping got on the plane to Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes Airport, he still couldn't believe that he was really going to the desert!

This trip is a collection of Lu Ping's countless "firsts".

It was his first time to travel, first time to go out of the province, first time to fly, first time to go to the desert... He originally thought that the graduation trip Shen Yuze mentioned should be to go around the surrounding provinces and cities, and then go further, That is to go to Guangdong Province or Sichuan Province, he never thought that Shen Yuze would give him such a huge "surprise".

As a southerner living in a small town by the river, he has long been used to the humidity and heat of the water city.Before today, for Lu Ping, the desert was just a special natural environment in the geography book, or a slightly difficult map in the game.

But now, he is going to actually walk into the desert!

For this trip, Lu Ping searched many strategies from the Internet in advance. If Shen Yuze uses Lu Ping's mobile phone to click on his web browsing history, he will see a series of search records.

"Top 10 Must Eats in Dunhuang Night Market"

"How to wear clothes when the temperature difference between day and night is large"

"What to Bring to the Desert"

"Are there wolves in the desert"

"Mingsha Mountain Sunrise Time"

"How to Save Yourself Lost in the Desert"

"Grandpa Pei-Survival in the Wilderness-Desert Chapter"

"First Flight"

"What to Prepare for Flying"

"How to Check Baggage at the Airport"

"How to Choose a Seat on a Plane"

"Is the plane meal free? How many times can I ask for it?"

……

Lu Ping thought that he had made sufficient preparations in advance, but when he arrived at the airport, he found that none of them were useful.

There was no direct flight from Jiaojiang to Dunhuang, so the driver of the Shen family drove them to the provincial capital to take the flight.

The airport was huge, and the traffic flow was frighteningly large. Lu Ping followed behind Shen Yuze in a daze.The uniformed staff took the luggage from them, and sent a car to take them from the security checkpoint to the VIP lounge. In the lounge, there is not only a free buffet, but also a game room and a massage room.

The most amazing thing is that Lu Ping actually saw a prayer room here: their province has developed commerce and a lot of import and export trade, and many foreigners would come into the prayer room to pray.

Lu Ping and the others didn't enjoy the VIP lounge for too long, and soon the boarding time came, and the staff notified them that they could board the plane first.

Lu Ping was at a loss: "How is this different from the flight process I saw online?"

Shen Yuze: "Well, maybe it's because I bought first class?"

Lu Ping: "..." Well, how come he forgot the identity of Young Master Shen!

Because Lu Ping was flying for the first time, and everything he saw was fresh, Shen Yuze gave him the seat by the window so that he could enjoy the scenery better.

When the plane took off, Lu Ping couldn't bear to blink his eyes. He stared out of the window, watching the scenery on both sides of the runway being thrown down quickly, and then his body lightened suddenly—the giant steel giant weighing a hundred tons flew like this. Woke up!The ensuing feeling of pushing back and the sudden pressure in his ears made Lu Ping very uncomfortable. He grabbed Shen Yuze's hand reflexively, and suddenly realized that such behavior was too unmanly, so he quickly let go.

However, less than half a second after he let go, Shen Yuze's hand immediately caught up.Shen Yuze gently took his hand into his palm, and gently stroked the back of Lu Ping's hand with his thumb.

Shen Yuze didn't say a word, but under his comfort, Lu Ping gradually let go of the nervousness just now.

From Jiaojiang to Dunhuang, it takes more than half of China, the straight-line distance is more than [-] kilometers, and the journey takes more than five hours.At first, Lu Ping was still staring out of the window with great interest, but after flying into the clouds, the scenery became the same and not so beautiful.

Fortunately, there are quite a lot of things for Lu Ping to toss about on the plane.He ate, ordered drinks three times, changed his slippers, and then went back to tinkering with the little TV on the plane.He enthusiastically chose a popcorn movie that he wanted to watch before, he put the other earphone into Shen Yuze, and the two watched it together.

Looking at it, Shen Yuze suddenly felt his shoulders sinking - he looked sideways and saw Lu Ping leaning on his shoulder, falling asleep drowsily.

Shen Yuze laughed.

For this trip, Lu Ping almost stayed up all night last night, like a seven or eight-year-old child, excitedly tossing and turning on the bed, and even ran to the living room to check his luggage in the middle of the night.Shen Yuze originally thought that his excitement would last until he arrived in Dunhuang, but he fell asleep on the way.

Lu Ping who fell asleep was very cute, with soft hair hanging on his forehead, his mouth slightly opened, the heat of breathing sprayed on Shen Yuze's shoulders, and his eyelashes fluttered.

Shen Yuze carefully took off the earphones from his ears, and asked the flight attendant to bring a blanket, which gently covered him.Lu Ping murmured in his sleep, and vaguely called Shen Yuze's name.

Shen Yuze snorted, and listened closer, but heard Lu Ping say: "Apricot skin water...Shen Yuze, don't grab my apricot skin water...you go and eat your stewed cake..."

"..."

Oh, it turned out to be reporting the name of the dish :)

Vaguely, Shen Yuze seemed to have seen glistening saliva running across the corner of Lu Ping's mouth... What kind of dream is this little "annual" doing?

……

Lu Ping was woken up by Shen Yuze in his sleep. When he just opened his eyes, his face was full of confusion, and he didn't even know where he was. After half a minute, he said "ah", realizing that he was in on the plane.

"Why did I fall asleep!" Lu Ping regretted, "I thought I could enjoy more scenery!"

"It's too late now." Shen Yuze pointed out of the cabin.

Lu Ping followed the direction of his finger and looked out the porthole. He didn't know when the plane had fallen below the clouds and was about to land soon.

Looking out through the small porthole, all you can see is the yellow-brown sand.

The Gobi is boundless, the yellow sand is rolling, and the dividing line between the sky and the horizon is not clear, as if it has been finely smudged by an oil brush, from dark yellow to light yellow, and then from light yellow to light blue... With a gust of wind Blowing past, Shapo's back was blown out of ripples by the wind, recording the figure of the wind passing by.

Surrounded by yellow sand in its arms, the city is like an oasis made of steel.For Lu Ping, who lived by the river since he was a child, this is a scenery he has only seen in textbooks.

Lu Ping couldn't hold back the excitement and shock in his heart. He subconsciously clenched Shen Yuze's hand, his voice trembling: "Shen Yuze, it's a desert!——It's really a desert!!"

"Hmm." Shen Yuze didn't laugh at his excitement, but interlocked his fingers and looked out the window together.

……

Pingping, you grew up on the banks of rivers, lakes and seas. In the days to come, I will go with you to see the vast desert, climb the towering mountains, see the snow that stretches for thousands of miles, and appreciate all the scenery in the world.