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Extra Story Summer Vacation After College Entrance Examination

After the college entrance examination, every senior high school student will have a long todolist.The top three on the girls' list are hair dyeing, manicure, and ear piercing, while the top three on the boys' list are staying up late to play games, staying up late to play games, and staying up late to play games.

Lu Ping fought all night in the "skydiving game" for three consecutive nights, until his eyes were red.

Shen Yuze couldn't stand it anymore, and confiscated his mobile phone forcefully.

"Hey, give me back the phone!" Lu Ping jumped up to grab the phone, but Shen Yuze was more than ten centimeters taller than him, and Lu Ping couldn't grab the phone in Shen Yuze's hand after bouncing around for a long time.

"Did you grow up on your mobile phone?" Shen Yuze had a tough attitude, "You haven't talked to your teammates as much as you have said to me in the past three days!"

"..." Lu Ping knew he was in the wrong, so he could only act obediently, stretched out a finger, blinked his eyes, "at least let me finish this round."

"No."

"My teammates are waiting for me. If I go offline halfway through the fight, I will be reported."

"No."

"I'm finally going to be promoted. If I fall short at this time, my three days will be in vain!" Every time Lu Ping said a word, he moved closer to Shen Yuze's eyes.Little by little, little by little, he was almost on Shen Yuze's body.

Seeing that the distance between them was only a few centimeters, Lu Ping suddenly launched an attack—he put his hands on Shen Yuze's shoulders, stood on tiptoe, and directly pursed his mouth and gave Shen Yuze a resounding kiss on the face!

Shen Yuze was shocked by his sudden kiss, but with such a flash of effort, Lu Ping snatched the phone back from his hand.

Only then did Shen Yuze realize Lu Ping's "strategy" of diverting the tiger away from the mountain, and he laughed angrily.

They have been dating for so long, Lu Ping kisses him on his own initiative, and after each kiss, Lu Ping's face will be as red as a lantern hanging on a tree during the Spring Festival.But today, for a game, Lu Ping actually took the initiative to kiss him!

... Could it be that his charm is not as good as a game?

Lu Ping didn't care what Shen Yuze thought.He slumped on the sofa, not sitting up, and put his legs on the armrest.

After the college entrance examination, Lu Ping originally wanted to stay in the small restaurant at home to help out, but his parents cared about him and asked him to relax and go out to play.So Lu Ping pushed the boat along the way, and simply ran to Shen Yuze's house with a small burden.The Internet speed of Shen Yuze's house is so fast, wouldn't it be a waste not to play games?

In his third year of high school, Lu Ping had a really hard time. He didn't have a lot of meat on his body, but under the training of his third year, he lost another ten catties. Even his baby-fat cheeks lost a lot of weight.

As soon as he lost weight, his eyes became brighter, and when his round eyes looked at Shen Yuze, there was always a layer of clear and moist light.

I don’t know if it’s Lu Ping who “grew up” or whether love really nourishes people. In short, when people who haven’t seen Lu Ping for a long time see him again, they all say that he has changed a lot, like a gray ugly duckling slowly developing into a white swan .

... However, the white swan of someone else's house will definitely not ask her boyfriend to serve him while playing games.

"Shen Yuze, help me take out the Mulian ice powder." Lu Ping was addicted to playing games while telling Shen Yuze, "Don't add brown sugar today, there is still a can of Wangzai milk in the refrigerator, add that!"

"When will there be Wangzai milk in the refrigerator?"

"I asked my nanny to buy it." Lu Ping didn't raise his head.

Shen Yuze: "..." He wondered, when did his nanny turn against Lu Ping?

The hard-working classmate Shen Yuze got up and went to the kitchen to get Lu Ping Mulian ice powder.It is a summer snack with local characteristics. It is sold in a box like silken tofu. You can buy a large box for two or three yuan. The ice powder is transparent and colorless, Q and bouncy, like a big piece like jelly.It is said that it is made of something called magnolia seeds, and mint paste is added when making it. The frozen magnolia ice powder is very palatable, and the strong mint flavor has been rushing into the esophagus. It is refreshing and sweet enough to dispel the heat. enthusiasm.

When Lu Ping was in junior high school, he would buy a box of Mulian ice powder at a small stall in front of the school at noon every day. It just went from one to two.

Shen Yuze had never seen Mulian ice powder in the north. If Lu Ping didn't like to eat it, he would never have noticed this kind of transparent tofu.When eating magnolia ice powder, those who are more particular will add a lot of small ingredients, such as raisins, dried red dates, and wolfberries, which are crunchy when chewed; but Lu Ping is more casual, and most of the time he just adds a spoonful of brown sugar juice , You can suck it into a big bowl.

But today Lu Ping didn't want to eat brown sugar, so he told Shen Yuze to soak him in Wangzai milk.

Shen Yuze was used to being commanded by him, and skillfully cut the ice powder into small pieces directly in the packaging box with a knife, then put it into a large bowl, and poured Wangzai milk.The transparent ice powder is soaked in the sweet children's milk, and with a slight shake, the ice powder is dangling in the bowl duangduang. Shen Yuze thought about it, and added a handful of almond flakes and shredded coconut, which made the whole bowl of ice powder It looks like a lovely snow mountain.

Shen Yuze came to Lu Ping with a bowl in his hand. Lu Ping was in the midst of the battle, screaming indiscriminately.

Seeing that he couldn't free his hands to eat, Shen Yuze simply fed him with a spoon.

As a result, the field team members who formed the team heard a strange conversation from Maili whose ID was "Ordinary".

"I rely on No. [-] what are you doing, you don't want to be a dog! ... (hissing) It's so cold, so cold... Who will cover me, I will take this head! ... (Chewing) What did you put It's pretty sweet... hide away, fuck him, fuck him to death!... (Gudong) Oh, don't just feed me, you can try it too... Hurry up, the vicious circle has been refreshed again!"

No. [-] field teammate: "It's nothing special, you should either concentrate on eating, or concentrate on playing games!!"

Field teammate No. [-]: "What did I do wrong? I thought there were no lovers in the team, but I didn't expect to still be able to eat dog food."

Field teammate No. [-]: "So who, if you don't stop showing affection with your girlfriend, I'll hang up."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping cleared his throat in embarrassment, not wanting his teammates to think that he was a love brain who didn't care about playing games: "He's not my girlfriend...he's a man."

Field teammate No. [-]: "Understood, it's my boyfriend."

Shen Yuze laughed, Lu Ping was ashamed and annoyed, and kicked his thigh, but Shen Yuze grabbed his ankle and dragged him into his arms.

How could Lu Ping think that he was so shameless, and the microphone was still on, so he couldn't scold him.Lu Ping turned his head to take a bite of Shen Yuze's body, but he didn't expect that a spoonful of ice powder was stuffed in as soon as he opened his mouth.

Lu Ping sucked on the icy and sweet ice powder, and decided to show mercy and disturb Shen Yuze this time.

Thus, Lu Ping changed from "playing games while lying on the sofa" to "playing games while lying on Shen Yuze".Shen Yuze wrapped his arms around his waist from behind, letting him nestle comfortably on his chest, and the two of them watched the battle situation on the phone together.

At the end of this round, the wild team in Lu Ping's group cooperated pretty well. After reaching the last wave, they succeeded in eating chicken.Several people discussed to start another round, but teammate No. [-] had to go to class soon, so they had to go offline.

Lu Ping was reluctant to leave, because teammate No. [-] had a good sense of the game. Once he left, their team would lose a head harvester: "Don't leave, you can fish and play games in class!"

Teammate No. [-]: "I can't catch fish in class."

Lu Ping: "Are you in high school?"

Lu Ping thought to himself, if this is a high school student, he would show off to him the joy of being able to play games casually after the college entrance examination!

Teammate No. [-]: "No, in college."

Lu Ping: "Are college students also so strict?"

How did he hear that the university is full of teachers talking on the top and students playing with their mobile phones on the bottom?

Teammate No. [-]: "The management of college students is not strict, but I am a college teacher."

Lu Ping: “………………………”

The other teammates all laughed loudly.

Lu Ping added that university teacher as a friend in a disgruntled manner, and made an appointment to play games together in the future.

As soon as the university teacher left, their team was short of one person, and the remaining few people began to discuss whether to fight for another one.

Suddenly, teammate No. [-] suggested: "Let's stop carpooling, isn't there a ready-made candidate?"

Teammate No. [-]: "Who?"

The No. [-] teammate sounded like a northerner, and he spoke with a slurred voice: "'Ordinary' buddy——buddy, listen and make a sound."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lu Ping, leaned closer to Lu Ping's cell phone, and said, "Well, I'm here."

When he got closer, his chin rested directly on Lu Ping's shoulder, and when he spoke, his breath blew on Lu Ping's neck, Lu Ping's face burned, and he quickly pushed his head away.

Teammate No. [-]: "Fuck, bro, you have a really nice voice, you're not some late-night radio emotional anchor, are you?"

Shen Yuze: "No."

Teammate No. [-]: "You can be."

Shen Yuze: "..."

Teammate No. [-]: "Have you ever played this game?"

Shen Yuze: "Well, I played."

Teammate No. [-]: "Just play it, you sign up and come over, let's play together."

Before Shen Yuze said anything, Lu Ping hesitated first.

He asked Shen Yuze to register a game account before, and played a few games with him.It's just that Shen Yuze is not very interested in skydiving games (more precisely, he is not very interested in any games), and it is really difficult to guarantee his level.If it was just the two of them playing in duo, they would lose if they lost, but if they played with other teammates, Lu Ping was worried that Shen Yuze would be scolded if he didn't play well.

Thinking of this, Lu Ping specially told him: "You have to follow me all the time. If you are out of bullets or medicine, you can tell me. I will protect you."

Teammate No. [-] shuddered: "'I'll protect you'... The last time I heard this, it was a teammate saying it to his girlfriend."

A few minutes later, Shen Yuze got on board and teamed up with them.

When seeing Shen Yuze's id name, the public frequency fell silent.

There is no other reason - Lu Ping's id is called "Ordinary", and Shen Yuze's id is called "Ordinary Rich Man".

Just... emmmm...how should I put it.

You said that these two IDs are couple numbers, it seems a bit reluctant.

But if you say that these two ids are not couple numbers, you really can't lie to yourself.

Teammate No. [-] said suspiciously: "Two big brothers, why do your ids look gay?"

"Ah? Is there?" Lu Ping really didn't realize it.The mediocrity is his common id for Internet surfing, and he used it when playing games.

As for why Shen Yuze is called an ordinary rich man... Gu Xle is still an ordinary handsome guy!How can there be so many whys!

But after hearing what the two new teammates said, Lu Ping suddenly realized that the ids of the two of them seemed, probably, maybe, maybe, maybe... a little bit.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Shen Yuze uttered on the public channel: "Didn't you say you want to play games? Do you still want to play?"

"Fight, fight." Teammate No. [-] was distracted, "What map to choose this time?"

Teammate No. [-]: "Random."

Teammate No. [-]: "Let's not talk about the opportunity, civilized you and me."

Teammate No. [-]: "Let's talk about the machine, civilized go TM!"

Shen Yuze thought to himself, these two teammates are really noisy and annoying.

The four formed a team and soon entered a new round.

They were unlucky and randomly landed on the desert map.

Lu Ping saw that it was a desert, and his scalp was numb: "Damn it, I haven't been to a desert yet."

He heard from the Internet that the desert map is very difficult, because there will be sandstorms randomly, which will affect the sight of the sniper.

"Want to go to the desert?" Shen Yuze said casually while manipulating his character, "I just haven't decided where to go for my graduation trip, so I'll take you to the desert. We can live in a tent at night and watch the stars together."

"...Fuck." Teammate No. [-] swears, "I think you two don't live in tents, go directly to the room."