fake god

Lu's mother really didn't understand: Shen Yuze was choosing vegetables in the kitchen, how could he be allergic for no reason?

Seeing that small red rashes had appeared on Shen Yuze's neck, Mother Lu quickly found out the allergy medicine that was always at home and asked Shen Yuze to take it.

Fortunately, Shen Yuze's allergies were not serious this time. After taking the medicine, the rash quickly faded away.

But Lu's mother always felt that something was wrong: Shen Yuze was allergic to seafood, and the Lu family knew it, so every time he came to the house as a guest, Lu's mother would pay special attention to cooking, separating seafood from other dishes, even when frying vegetarian dishes. No shrimp seasoning.Shen Yuze himself has an allergic weight, and he would never know that there is seafood in the dish, so he insisted on eating... So where did he come into contact with seafood?

Lu Ping couldn't answer this question, and neither could Shen Yuze.

Lu Ping's face was about to turn red, and he couldn't hold back a serious answer.

Fortunately, Lu's mother didn't struggle for too long. There were a lot of things this morning. Seeing that Shen Yuze was fine, she hurried to other things.

Lunch on the day of the winter solstice is the main meal for worshiping ancestors. The hostesses have been busy in the kitchen all morning, bringing out "nine large bowls" and placing them on the altar table outside the door, lighting incense candles, and moving out of the altar. .

After the ancestors have finished "eating", they will move the food back to the house to eat.

Because the altar table is placed at the gate, every household can see each other's dishes, so there will naturally be some comparisons.

Who made sandwich meat, who fried large yellow croaker, who stewed Wangchao... The grandmas walked from the entrance to the end of the alley and memorized the dishes of each household.

An An was so hungry that she was drooling long ago. She bit her finger and stood by the altar, discussing with her ancestors in a low voice: "Grandpa and grandma, when will you finish eating? An An is hungry." That delicate and naive look is so cute.

After finally waiting until twelve o'clock noon, the Lu family burned the gold paper and ingots at the altar, and finally ended the whole morning ancestor worship ceremony in a hungry stomach.

The food had already cooled in the cold wind, and Father Lu reheated it before serving it to the table.The four members of the Lu family and Shen Yuze sat around the table, toasted and said some auspicious words, and then stopped being polite to each other, and immersed themselves in the winter solstice reunion dinner.

Lu's mother's cooking skills have always been very good, but it's a pity that Lu Ping and Shen Yuze didn't pay attention to the dining table today, and both ate less than usual.

Lu's father felt that the hospitality was not good, so he hurriedly asked: "Is it not to your appetite, Xiao Shen, mediocrity, why do you only eat so little today?"

"That's a lot!" Lu Ping got up in a hurry, and drank the remaining half a glass of water, "Shen Yuze and I still have homework to do, so we're going upstairs to do our homework first!"

After finishing speaking, he put the cup away, and before his parents could answer, he dragged Shen Yuze upstairs.

……

As soon as he got back to the bedroom, Lu Ping closed the door nervously. After thinking about it, he was worried, so he simply locked it for peace of mind.Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned around, he was pressed against the door by Shen Yuze the next second.

The old door panel suddenly bears the weight of the two young people, making a "creak" sound, the hinges tremble slightly, and some dust falls.

Shen Yuze leaned down slightly, and first rubbed the tip of Lu Ping's nose with the tip of his nose. Lu Ping laughed straight at being rubbed, and whispered: "Don't... it's too itchy."

Before he could finish his sentence, Shen Yuze suddenly turned his head and wanted to kiss him again. This time Lu Ping was already prepared, and stretched out his hand in a blink of an eye, pushing Shen Yuze's shoulder firmly, preventing him from approaching him.

Lu Ping said triumphantly: "Remind you, I ate a lot of seafood just now, don't you want to be allergic again?"

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Then let me remind you, I took anti-allergic medicine just now, and before the effect of the medicine is over, let's hurry up."

"!!!" Lu Ping was shocked by the logic of his actions, blushed, and choked out a sentence for a while, "...you and An An must have a common language."

Shen Yuze didn't understand: "Why is An An involved again?"

Lu Ping told him that when An An was playing in the park a few months ago, he saw a very beautiful wild cat.

Bewitched by the wild cat's beauty, she reached out to touch the cat, but was scratched by the vigilant cat's paw and bled.The family hurriedly took her to get a rabies vaccine. The rabies vaccine was so painful that the little girl cried. She thought she would have a long memory, but she wanted to go back to the park to play with cats after she wiped her nose after crying!

At that time, Lu Ping asked her: "You have already had injections, and you still don't have a long memory, and you still want to play with cats?"

An An replied like this: "The doctor said that the rabies vaccine can be used for one year~ So this year I will seize the opportunity to play with the cat! Once caught by it, I will earn once!"

When Lu Ping told this story, his original intention was to make Shen Yuze respect medicine and not go too far, but somehow it hit Shen Yuze's laughing point.Shen Yuze simply put his forehead on Lu Ping's shoulder, buried it in his neck and smiled.

When Shen Yuze laughed, his body shook slightly, and his hot breath sprayed on Lu Ping's collarbone, making Lu Ping's body numb.

Lu Ping didn't think it was funny at first, but when he heard Shen Yuze's laughter, he was inexplicably infected by him, and he also laughed foolishly.

Smiling, Shen Yuze looked up to find his lips again.Although Lu Ping had rinsed his mouth in advance, he was still worried about his allergies, so he turned his head away from him to kiss him. In the end, those messy kisses all fell on the boy's cheeks, forehead, bridge of nose, and even the earlobes were covered by those hot kisses.

Lu Ping's legs were weak, if it wasn't for the support of the door panel behind him, he might not be able to stand up.

Shen Yuze embraced him and asked him, "Pingping, will you be with me?"

Lu Ping was annoyed by his kiss, so he snorted and said, "Not good."

Shen Yuze: "But I like you."

Lu Ping: "There are a lot of people who like me, so you should line up with your number plate first."

Shen Yuze: "Then you have to tell me how many people are still ahead."

Lu Ping thought for a while: "There are ninety-seven thousand three hundred and twenty five."

Shen Yuze was taken aback for a moment: "Why are there still parts and wholes?"

Lu Ping: "This is the number of fans of fake-diamond this morning. I can increase my number of fans by hundreds a day now, but with our relationship, I can put you in a team, and the calculation will be based on this morning's data."

Lu Ping pretended to perform without physical objects. He took out a non-existent deck of playing cards from his pocket, and then shuffled the cards in the air. After shuffling the cards, he drew another card from the cards and dealt them to Shen Yuze.

"Take it away." Lu Ping said with a serious face, "You will not be refunded after passing the number."

Shen Yuze didn't think he was naive, and instead acted with him.Shen Yuze took the non-existent card, opened his coat, and carefully hid the transparent card in the inner pocket on the left side of his coat.

The inner pocket is located on the chest, closest to the heart.

Putting the transparent card away, Shen Yuze patted his left chest, and said in a low voice, "Don't forget to call your number, I'll wait for you."

Lu Ping didn't expect that Shen Yuze would actually catch the bad jokes he threw out casually.He blushed, feeling that he was too naive, and also felt that he was so lucky to find someone who could accompany him to be naive.

The two of them stayed in Lu Ping's room for a whole afternoon. Lu Ping's homework was stumbled. If he just handed it in like this, the teacher would definitely see half-heartedness between the lines at a glance.

But there is no way, Lu Ping is not an eminent monk who is "form is emptiness, emptiness is form", how could he control himself when he was in the same room with Shen Yuze.

Lu Ping looked down at the two of them holding hands under the table while doing homework. He felt like he was floating in the clouds, and his whole body was light.

Recalling the thrilling kiss in the temple and Shen Yuze's affectionate confession, Lu Ping felt that all of this was like a dream.

The only difference is that the dream will wake up, but Shen Yuze will not leave him.

……

Shen Yuze stayed at Lu's house until dark. In fact, Lu's mother wanted to keep him for one more night, but Shen Yuze didn't have such strong self-confidence in his self-control. It was already a torment to sleep in the same bed with Lu Ping yesterday.Their relationship has made great progress today, if they stay longer, what will happen tonight will not be certain :)

Lu Ping sent Shen Yuze to the entrance of the alley. There were still traces of firecrackers and colored paper left during the daytime festival on the ground, and there was a squeaky sound when he stepped on it.

The driver of the Shen family has been waiting outside the alley for a long time.When Lu Ping saw the familiar car, he felt a deep feeling of reluctance in his heart.

When he watched Shen Yuze leave before, he never felt reluctant. This was the first time he didn't want Shen Yuze to go.

Lu Ping suddenly remembered: "Ah, I forgot to give you your birthday present." He hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, I'll go home and get it!"

Shen Yuze stopped him and asked, "What did you prepare for me?"

Lu Ping said truthfully: "It's a set of Lego building blocks."

Shen Yuze smiled: "Lego? Isn't this what you like?"

There are several sets of building blocks in Lu Ping's bedroom. Of course, he is only willing to buy domestic ones, which are cheap.The set of Lego that was given to Shen Yuze was the genuine one that he bought out of his small coffers.

Lu Ping snorted: "Who made you so rich? I can't afford to give you cheap ones, and I can't afford to give you expensive ones... Lego is very interesting. If you don't know how to play, I'll go there next time. Your home, ride with you."

"Since you like it so much, I'll leave it to you." Shen Yuze said unexpectedly.

"what?"

"After all, I have received a very precious gift today." Shen Yuze pointed out.

His eyes swept over Lu Ping's lips, and if there was any substance in his hot eyes, Lu Ping's face turned red instantly.

Lu Ping glanced nervously at the driver sitting in the driver's seat, and stammered: "Can you keep your voice down, what if someone else hears it?"

Hearing this, Shen Yuze raised his hand and lightly touched the position on his left chest, and asked with a chuckle, "I'm talking about the number plate, Pingping, what do you think it is?"

Lu Ping: "..."

He became angry from embarrassment: "Get out!"

Shen Yuze opened the car door and made an inviting gesture: "Won't you come out with me?"

"Don't even think about it." Lu Ping stuffed Shen Yuze into the car and slammed the door hard.

Shen Yuze lowered the car window, reached out his hand from inside the car, and took his hand.

Lu Ping has given up struggling, he is not as strong as Shen Yuze, and if he struggles too obviously, it will attract extra attention from the driver, so he can only hold hands with Shen Yuze through the car window, pretending that they are a couple saying goodbye ...uh, "ordinary classmates".

"Pingping, see you tomorrow."

"Well... see you tomorrow."

When Lu Ping said this, he suddenly felt a sense of guilt, and a voice next to his ear asked in a low voice: With your current sticky state, when you arrive at school tomorrow, you can still pretend to be "ordinary classmates." "?

It is written in the school rules that parents are required to invite parents for puppy love between students!

His relationship with Shen Yuze is a hundred times more dangerous than puppy love, right?

……

The Cayenne sedan crossed the river-crossing bridge and drove in the night.

Shen Yuze looked at the night scene thrown out of the car window, and his mood was rarely clear.

In fact, he didn't intend to confess today.In his plan, he wanted to arrange the confession in a more romantic place, such as an amusement park, such as a high-end restaurant... However, when he and Lu Ping walked into that small temple together, looking up at the While respecting the statue, a gust of wind blew into his body, causing Shen Yuze to abandon those so-called plans and impulsively kissed him.

That kiss tasted so good.

It broke all the ambiguity, and let the two hearts hidden under the water enter the frequency of resonance.

The love of young people is roundabout and straightforward, nervous and impulsive. Fortunately, Shen Yuze's love has been responded to.

Lu Ping, Ping Ping... Just by reciting this name silently in my heart, I can get endless happiness.

There are such lovely people in this world.

Such a lovely person actually belongs to me.

Shen Yuze looked at the reflection on the car window and clearly saw himself smiling.

Shen Yuze has always been a staunch atheist, but at that moment, he suddenly understood the meaning of the words "destined".

It turns out that when love comes, there is no most suitable place for confession, nor the most perfect words of confession. Only love itself is what constitutes love.

……

Shen Yuze's good mood lasted until the moment he walked into the house.

When the elevator door opened, Shen Yuze was surprised to find that the front door of the apartment he lived in was wide open. Outside the door, a pair of black high-heeled boots were lying there. The biggest suitcase ever!

The original simple and tough room style was destroyed by those large suitcases that didn't fit in. Two nannies and a housekeeper were too busy to clean up the mess in the house.

In an instant, a bad guess jumped into Shen Yuze's mind.

"Master, are you back?" Seeing him, the nanny hurriedly bowed to say hello.

Shen Yuze nodded hastily as an answer, and walked into the living room quickly.

Going around the entrance, I saw a tall girl standing there with her back to him in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room, holding a miniature puppy in her arms, overlooking the night scene on both sides of the Jiaojiang River condescendingly.

Although Shen Yuze had already made mental preparations, when he saw the familiar figure from behind, his good mood all day fell to the bottom in an instant.

The sound of his footsteps startled the girl, and she turned around, revealing a brightly made-up face.Just looking at the facial features, she and Shen Yuze were almost carved out of the same mold, but their temperaments were completely different.Shen Yuze is cold and alienated, but she is crazy and arrogant.

Time is undefeated beauty, not to mention a beauty who stands above money. It is difficult for people who see her for the first time to tell from her appearance that she is almost 40 years old.

She parted her red lips lightly, and gave Shen Yuze an exaggerated smile.

"Surprise~" The girl raised the puppy in her hand, waved it at Shen Yuze with its little paw, "Yuze, come and meet your brother, his name is Louis."