fake god

The orange tree is not as tall as imagined. The height from the top to the bottom of the canopy is only about 1.5 meters, and because of the lush fruit, many branches are bent by the heavy fruit. Even girls can easily pick the highest one. orange.

The forester grandpa told them to pick as many oranges as possible from the top of the tree, where they can receive more light and the fruit will be sweeter.

Hearing this, everyone acted immediately, divided into several groups in twos and threes, and ran to the fruit tree to pick fruits.

The forest guards gave them small scissors for picking oranges in advance, but everyone ignored them and twisted the oranges from the branches with bare hands.Of course, the first orange picked by hand must be tasted immediately. The girls can’t wait to peel off the orange peel to reveal the inner flesh.

Sure enough, the fruits picked by myself are more delicious than those sold in the market.

While everyone was tasting their own fruits of victory, Lu Ping went around the orange tree silently for a few times, aiming at one of the largest and roundest oranges. Then, he lifted the branch with one hand, moved his head towards it, and put the orange on the tree. An orange hit the top of his head hard, and finally he picked the orange off the tree and put it in his schoolbag.

The orange stayed on the tree in good condition. It would never have dreamed that one day it would be so brazenly touched by a carbon-based life.

Chen Miaomiao, who witnessed everything: "...Lu Ping, why did you hit yourself on the head with an orange? Do you want to be Newton?"

Lu Ping explained very seriously: "This is what my sister asked for. Before I went out today, she asked me to bring her a gift. She didn't want anything else, just 'the first orange that hit the top of my head'. I thought The orange tree will be very tall, but I didn’t expect it to be so short, there’s no way, the oranges can’t touch my head, so I can only touch the oranges with my head.”

Lu Ping is a good brother who loves his sister very much. Even though An An's request is so weird, he still tries his best to fulfill it.

When the other girls heard what he said, they began to talk about it.

"Lu Ping, do you have a younger sister?"

"How old is your sister?"

"Why did she say 'the first lesson touched the orange on your head'? How strange!"

"I always feel like I've heard this saying somewhere, but it's not oranges, it's like something else."

"It's "Beauty and the Beast", right? When Belle's father went out, Belle's father brought back a flower!"

"Wrong, wrong, you missed it. Papa Belle's flower was picked in the garden of the beast!"

"That's Rapunzel, I remember something like that."

"Did Rapunzel steal the lettuce?"

"—It's not right, it's "Cinderella." An unexpected voice sounded from behind Lu Ping, and Shen Yuze came out from behind another orange tree. There were already seven or eight fist-sized honey in the small basket at his feet. Orange, "Cinderella's father is a businessman. When he went to work temporarily, he asked the three daughters what gifts they wanted. The two daughters of the stepmother said that they wanted jewelry and long skirts. Only Cinderella said, I hope Dad Come back safely, and when you come back, give her a branch that touched the top of his head."

This is a princess fairy tale born hundreds of years ago. Every little girl has read it. It is not surprising that the female students are familiar with it, but why does Shen Yuze understand it so clearly!

"Shen Yuze, do you have a younger sister?" Meng Xin asked curiously, "Do you often tell her fairy tales before going to bed?"

"I don't have a younger sister now, but I can make preparations in advance." Shen Yuze shook his head, "In this way, when I have a younger sister, I can have more common topics with her."

Lu Ping: "..."

He felt that the future sister Shen Yuze was referring to must not be the one in Wang Shiya's stomach, right?

……

More than a dozen boys and girls wandered the mountain all afternoon.The hill is not too high. They picked, ate, and took pictures. When they climbed to the top of the hill, the picking baskets in everyone's hands were full, and even the schoolbags they carried were full of oranges.

Not only did each of them harvest [-] to [-] catties of oranges, but they also took various snapping and posing photos on their mobile phones.

Shen Yuze was the only one who didn't pick oranges much and didn't like to take pictures.Several girls plucked up the courage to invite him to take a group photo, but he refused.

Seeing the girls scattered with desolate expressions, Lu Ping couldn't hold back, and complained for the girls: "Shen Yuze, aren't you disappointed to see them all? Since they are happy to come out to play, what's the point of taking a few photos with them?" relation?"

Shen Yuze: "Hey, so you know that today is 'Come out to play happily', I thought you were going to avoid me all the time."

Lu Ping didn't expect to be turned against the general, and immediately blushed like an orange on a branch: "When did I avoid you?"

"Refused to stand with me when we took a group photo, didn't say hello to me when we saw me, and didn't even walk with me when we went up the mountain... Are you avoiding me?"

Lu Ping's brain became hot, and he blurted out: "When you went up the mountain, you and sister Meng talked so enthusiastically, there is no difference between me and me, right?"

After throwing this out, Lu Ping regretted it, and looking at Shen Yuze's expression, he actually showed a smile after a brief surprise.

Now there is no one else around them, and the girls all ran to the fruit tree in front of them. Shen Yuze didn't need to worry about other people's eyes, and asked straightforwardly: "I'm chatting with Meng Xin, are you unhappy?"

"Who said I'm unhappy?" Lu Ping's secret corner was poked, and he almost bit his tongue in panic, "You are not someone to me, why should I be unhappy?"

"Of course you have a position to be unhappy." Shen Yuze whispered, "You can even ask me what Meng Xin and I talked about - if you want to know, I can tell you."

Shen Yuze's tone of voice was more seductive than gentle. He seemed to have left the decision in Lu Ping's hands, but he was actually tempting Lu Ping to walk into his own trap step by step.

At the critical moment, Lu Ping's instinct like a small animal saved him: "I don't want to ask!"

If he asked, wouldn't it prove that he really cared about Shen Yuze?He is not that stupid!

"Do you want to talk or not!" Lu Ping snorted, "It's fine if you don't talk, at worst, I'll ask Senior Sister Meng, she will always tell me."

Lu Ping ignored this cunning guy, he mentioned his own basket of oranges, and wanted to bypass Shen Yuze and go straight down the mountain.

This hill full of orange trees is too steep, and there are small stones everywhere.Lu Ping didn't pay attention to the road under his feet, stepped on a stone, staggered suddenly, and lost his balance immediately.In the blink of an eye, there was only one thought in his mind - he couldn't let go!You can't break such an expensive orange! !

Seeing Lu Ping fall forward, Shen Yuze rushed up to help him, but unfortunately, Shen Yuze was still a step too late...

Hearing a "plop", Lu Ping knelt heavily on the dirt road with both knees. At the same time, he maintained the posture of raising his hands upwards, holding the basket of oranges high above his head.

Just a step away from him, Shen Yuze stood in front of him with a face full of shock, looking at Lu Ping who was kneeling on the ground.

Shen Yuze: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

The four eyes met, infinitely embarrassed.

Coincidentally, after picking enough oranges, the girls happily walked down the mountain arm in arm, just in time to see Lu Ping "kneeling" to Shen Yuze.

Chen Miaomiao's surprised eyes wandered over Shen Yuze and Lu Ping, and finally fell on the basket of oranges that Lu Ping held high.

Chen Miaomiao asked suspiciously: "Uh, Lu Ping, Shen Yuze is not dead, why did you offer him an offering?"

Lu Ping: "..."

Who said that Shen Yuze died, the person who died was obviously Lu Ping!

……

Lu Ping knelt down in such a shocking way, Juzi was indeed fine, but his knee was bruised.Fortunately, he was wearing a certain thickness of jeans today, so there was no bloody accident.

Seeing this, Shen Yuze immediately expressed that he would carry him down the mountain.

Of course Lu Ping would not agree, he is still fighting with Shen Yuze, how can he easily accept the enemy's overtures?

He refused: "It's not a serious injury, it's just a little bit of oily skin, and I can walk on after a while by myself."

Shen Yuze disagreed: "You are limping now, how did you go down the mountain? Aren't you afraid of falling again?"

The other female students didn't know whether they were looking at Shen Yuze's appearance, or they really thought that what he said made sense, so they all echoed and told Lu Ping not to be brave.

Chen Miaomiao took out her mobile phone: "Lu Ping, don't worry, I will call the forest guard right now and ask him to drive to pick you up!"

"Driving?" Lu Ping was very surprised.The terrain here is very steep, and there is not even a road for cars to pass through. How could the forest guard drive the car to the top of the mountain?

Unexpectedly, 10 minutes after Chen Miaomiao made the call, a car actually drove up the mountain chug-chug!

Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, I saw a thin cloud of dust rising from the winding path, and the dust rolled all the way from the foot of the mountain to them.

When the dust dissipated, the true appearance of that car appeared in front of everyone: the bright blue body, the huge body, the domineering handrails—this is actually an agricultural tricycle!

This car is usually parked at the foot of the mountain, and it is specially used to transport oranges on the mountain.Today they picked so many oranges, the forest guard grandpa helped them take the oranges down, and took the injured Lu Ping down the mountain along the way.

Everyone marks their orange baskets and stacks them in order behind the car. The car is big enough. After the oranges are placed, there is still some space left, which is enough for people to sit on.

The girls wanted to stay on the mountain to take more photos. Meng Xin said, "Shen Yuze, since you don't want to take pictures, then you can take a tricycle down the mountain with Lu Ping, and you can squeeze in behind."

Shen Yuze looked at this "ingenious" vehicle, and then at its truck full of goods, he fell into a long silence: "...I can walk down alone."

"Farewell, it's a big place, one mountain is connected to another, if you go the wrong way alone, it's too dangerous." Lu Ping pretended to be righteous, but in fact he had another small plan in his heart.

On weekdays, Shen Yuze has a luxury car to pick him up no matter where he goes, Lu Ping has changed from being envious at the beginning to being not surprised now.Now, he finally had the opportunity to see Shen Yuze "condescension", riding this down-to-earth agricultural tricycle, just thinking about it made Lu Ping burst into laughter.

At this moment, the mentality of "seeing Shen Yuze make a fool of himself" prevailed, making Lu Ping decide to put aside the tug-of-war between him and Shen Yuze for the time being.

Lu Ping got into the car first. He used to ride this kind of agricultural tricycle when he was a child. Despite its ugly appearance, it can carry goods and people, which is very convenient.He patted the empty seat beside him, and hooked his hands at Shen Yuze: "Master, are you really not coming?"

Shen Yuze: "..."

His obsession with cleanliness, his rationality, his dignity as a nobleman, his concept of safe driving, all the education he has received from childhood to adulthood...at this moment, all of them dissipated under Lu Ping's fingertips.

Shen Yuze propped his hands on the back of the truck, turned over and got on the truck.

No matter how handsome a person is, the movement of climbing on the bed of an agricultural tricycle will be a little embarrassing.Lu Ping tried his best to hold back the smile on his lips, and moved his body to the corner, making room for him, barely enough for Shen Yuze to sit down.

"Are you seated?" the grandpa in charge of the tricycle asked them, "I'll start off when you're seated!"

Lu Ping replied: "Sit down, let's start the car!"

Shen Yuze didn't speak, but silently grasped the armrest beside him.

The girls waved to them and made an appointment to meet at the foot of the mountain later.

Soon, the agricultural tricycle started, the rumbling engine was full of horsepower, and even the entire body of the vehicle vibrated.

Shen Yuze's hand gripped the armrest even harder, and there were two large characters written all over his body - uneasy.

Seeing Young Master Shen's nervous appearance, Lu Ping felt refreshed, and the sulkiness that had been pent up in his heart during this period of time dissipated a lot, and his knees didn't hurt anymore!

The road on this small mountain is winding and rugged, and the forest guard's grandfather is called the God of Yongquan Mountain. He held the handlebars with both hands, smoked dry cigarettes in his mouth, braked lightly, and drifted all the way through the hairpin bend.

It is true that the car goes ahead and the soul chases after it.

The car passed through the orange trees and looked into the distance, and could see the Jiaojiang River rushing across the other side of the mountain.If you ignore their bodies that were almost thrown out of the car, this journey has mountains, waters and scenery, which is quite pleasant.

Shen Yuze frowned slightly, staring closely at the orange trees thrown down by them on both sides of the road.

Lu Ping'an (chao) comforted (xiao) him: "Don't be afraid, this mountain is not high, even if the car overturns, it won't kill us."

Shen Yuze: "...Thank you, can you not speak for a while?"

The more nervous he was, the happier Lu Ping felt.The boy took a tangerine from the basket, peeled it comfortably, took out a piece and threw it into his mouth, and asked deliberately: "I'm bored in the car, do you want to eat a piece of orange?"

Before Shen Yuze could answer, the grandfather of the forest guard who was driving suddenly raised his voice: "Two little classmates, sit down, there is a hurdle on the ground ahead!"

Ordinary drivers must slow down when encountering road sills.But how can there be the word "deceleration" in the dictionary of Yongquan Mountain Car God?Grandpa immediately turned on his horsepower and galloped over the hurdle.

But in this way, the people and goods in the truck suffered disaster: Lu Ping watched helplessly as the oranges in the basket flew into the air one after another, and then fell back into the basket heavily, but he had no energy left to protect the oranges. Because—he himself flew up! !

Lu Ping was only focused on eating oranges just now, and he didn't hold on to the handrail properly at all. He only felt his body lighten up, and when the car jolted, his buttocks flew into the air!

Too bad, his tailbone is just right, so he won't be knocked again!

Lu Ping subconsciously closed his eyes, his whole body tensed up, mentally preparing himself for the coming butt pain...

However, when his body fell back into the bucket again, he did not experience the severe pain he imagined.Not only does it not hurt, but... the buttocks are a little soft?

Lu Ping opened his eyes cautiously, and was surprised to find that after the series of shocks just now, he was no longer in his original position.Originally, there was some distance between him and Shen Yuze, one was on the left and the other was on the right, but the car bumped and sent Lu Ping to Shen Yuze's side.

And the "soft" thing under Lu Ping's buttocks is not a cushion, but——

——Shen Yuze's hand.

That's right, at the critical moment just now, Shen Yuze "acted righteously" to protect the safety of Lu Ping's butt.

Lu Ping: "..."

He still maintained the posture of holding a piece of orange in his hand, he blinked, and blinked again, his whole body was sluggish on the spot.

Shen Yuze remained calm, as if his hands were not under Lu Ping's buttocks and Lu Ping's buttocks were not in his palm.

He bent down slightly, took the slice of orange that he had coveted for a long time from the boy's paused fingertips, and bit into his mouth.

Sure enough, this orange was juicier than Shen Yuze imagined, and the sweetness was amazing.

——Well, it's really soft... No, it's delicious.