fake god

Chen Miaomiao is Lu Ping's new tablemate.In the eyes of Teacher Wu, the head teacher, Chen Miaomiao is simply the reincarnation of the little trumpet. She has been transferred to her seat several times before, but she doesn't recognize her birth at all, and she can chat with anyone.Teacher Wu even wanted to transfer Chen Miaomiao to the position of "Dharma Guardian" next to the podium, to see if she would dare to desert under the teacher's nose, but Chen Miaomiao was a girl after all, so she had to save some face of.

As for Lu Ping, he has an introverted personality, doesn't talk much, and doesn't have a high sense of presence in the class.Teacher Wu decided to bring the two together because he wanted the taciturn Lu Pingzhi to curb Chen Miaomiao's temper.

If Chen Miaomiao knows what Teacher Wu thinks, she must shout: "Teacher, you have to look at the problem with a developmental perspective! Things are constantly changing and developing! Lu Ping is no longer the dull gourd Lu Ping he used to be, he is now Niu Colu Lu Ping , he's going to piss people off now."

...In short, Niu Gulu Luping packed up his desk, lifted up the chair, and walked to the fourth row of the classroom.

In the end he didn't move.

Looking down, he saw a hand with distinct joints on his table, and the owner of the hand was standing beside him, pressing his table firmly, refusing to let him leave.

Shen Yuze's face was ugly: "Can't we just change seats?"

Lu Ping didn't want to change, but there was no other way, this was the order of the head teacher, and the other students had changed, so they couldn't stand alone: ​​"Even if they changed... aren't we still in the same class?"

Shen Yuze didn't speak, his face darkened.

He looks like a cat that has been abandoned by its owner.

Lu Ping was helpless and curious at the same time, thinking, could it be that Shen Yuze was like this when he was studying in the imperial capital before, when he changed his deskmate, his face was full of displeasure?

In order to appease Shen Yuze, Lu Pingxu made a lot of promises. For example, he vowed to go to Shen Yuze after class, and he would never do anything like "tablemate contract" with his new deskmate.

Shen Yuze's face paled a little, and then he raised his hand and mercifully let him go.

Lu Ping moved his desk to the fourth row, and when he turned around, he saw Shen Yuze still standing by his original seat, looking at him without blinking.

Lu Ping smiled at him and raised his voice: "Don't look at me, move quickly, don't delay class!"

Under his urging, Shen Yuze packed his schoolbag with a stinky face.His new deskmate is the squad leader. His seat is by the window, and the squad leader's seat is next to the corridor. Every time he enters and exits, the squad leader has to stand up... Tsk, it's so troublesome.

Chen Miaomiao pushed the desk and moved it from the second row to Lu Ping's side. There were few boys in the liberal arts class, and the school's prevention of puppy love was like a scourge, so it was very rare for men and women to sit together.On the one hand, Chen Miaomiao was happy that she had a male deskmate, but on the other hand, she was sad that she was separated from her little sister Zhou Yue, and it would be inconvenient for them to go to the bathroom together in the future.

She sighed for a long time, Lu Ping was made dizzy by her.

In Chen Miaomiao's words, if the seats of two classmates who have a good relationship are separated, this heart-wrenching feeling is exactly the same as a long-distance relationship.

Lu Ping objected: "You are too exaggerated! You have never been in a relationship, how can you say that changing seats is the same as a long-distance relationship?"

Chen Miaomiao argued: "Lu Ping, you have never been in a relationship, how do you know that changing seats is different from long-distance relationships?"

"..."

Lu Ping reflexively looked back to the fifth row. Shen Yuze was lowering his head and placing the textbooks in his desk pocket, not noticing his gaze.

……

On the first day after changing seats, the class discipline has indeed improved significantly, and the new deskmates are still a little unfamiliar with shyness, and no one is ashamed to post notes in class.

During recess, many students took the wrong seat.

When Lu Ping came back from fetching water, he subconsciously walked towards the last row. It wasn't until he saw an unfamiliar schoolbag on a familiar seat that he realized that he and Shen Yuze were no longer at the same table.

His new seat is the third row and the fourth row, Shen Yuze is the first row and the fifth row, Lu Ping sits obliquely in front of Shen Yuze, not only separated by classmates, but also separated by an aisle.

This distance is not too far, but compared with before, it is really a world of difference.

During English class, Lu Ping didn't understand a point of knowledge, so he subconsciously turned his head and wanted to ask his deskmate for help... However, Shen Yuze was not on the seat beside him, only Chen Miaomiao put his hand on his forehead, openly speaking in English class. Get a good night's sleep.

She didn't know what she dreamed of, the corners of her mouth were sparkling, and her saliva was about to flow down.

Lu Ping: "..."

He had no choice but to poke her arm with the pen, waking up the dozing Chen Miaomiao.

Chen Miaomiao's body jerked forward, she woke up suddenly, and asked in a daze, "get out of class is over? Can we eat?"

"...No, the class is only 15 minutes away now." Lu Ping handed her a tissue, "Wipe your mouth."

Chen Miaomiao took the tissue and wiped it carelessly.

Suddenly, Lu Ping felt as if a certain line of sight was looking at him from behind, and fell on him. If the line of sight had any substance, it made him feel like a light on his back.Lu Ping shuddered and turned to look for the source of his sight, but he was in vain.

Is it because he talked to Chen Miaomiao in class, which affected other students, so someone stared at him?

Lu Ping hurriedly shut up and sat down, not daring to speak casually during class.

……

The first day's class ended in such a muddled way. Lu Ping always felt empty in his heart. He obviously changed to a position closer to the blackboard, but he didn't feel very happy.

However, there were no longer a few people who were depressed like him, and everyone didn't want to be separated from their original tablemates, so it didn't seem so strange for Lu Ping to be among them.

When school was over, Lu Ping packed his schoolbag and waited to leave with Shen Yuze.

They made an appointment in advance to go to the pet hospital to visit Zhaocai—today is a big day for Zhaocai, and he will officially bid farewell to its balls!

During this time, Zhaocai has been fostered in the hospital, and every day the nurse will send a video to Lu Ping to make him feel at ease.I have to say that the vitality of the animal is really strong. The meat on its tail festered badly before, but unexpectedly, its wound has healed in just half a month, and even new hair has grown out.

On the way from school to the pet hospital, Shen Yuze looked out the window without saying a word.

Lu Ping didn't have time to pay attention to what was wrong with him, because now his mind was full of thinking about recruiting money and cutting his balls, and the temper of recruiting money... wouldn't it scratch his face?I heard that many cat owners have to act with the veterinarian when they send their cats to be neutered, or else they will also act with the doctor in a while?

The car parked slowly on the side of the road, Shen Yuze got out of the car first, usually he would wait for Lu Ping, but today for some reason, he walked to the hospital first, and Lu Ping trotted all the way to chase after him.

Today's pet hospital is too lively, as soon as the door of the hospital is opened, there are meowing and barking sounds one after another.On the left, a teddy dog ​​in a beautiful skirt jumped onto the sofa and stretched its neck to sniff the shivering cat; After smelling it, maybe the sour taste is too charming, it sticks out its big tongue and licks its feet carefully.

The nurse in charge of the front desk was so busy that Lu Ping and the others waited for a while before speaking to her.

The nurse was very impressed with the two high school students and led them to the foster care department to meet Zhaocai.

"Zhaocai's temper is so stubborn. It remembers the person who gave it medicine. Every time I see it in front of it, it will 'ha' me." The nurse opened the door of the cage as she spoke, and sure enough The moment it saw her, it immediately arched its back, pointed its tail straight to the sky, and made a threatening sound of "ha" and "ha".

The back half of its tail, previously shaved, had grown a short coat that looked like an upside-down feather duster.

Facing the threat of Zhaocai, the nurse took out a cat strip from her pocket, tore off the seal, and put it directly on Zhaocai's mouth.

In a blink of an eye, just now I was "ha" constantly attracting money, my body softened immediately, and I started to act like a baby "meow meow~".

Lu Ping was in a complicated mood: "When did it learn the clip sound?"

It wasn't until one cat strip was eaten that Zhaocai noticed the two male humans behind the nurse.

It tilted its head and stared at them for a while, motionless, as if frozen.

Lu Ping was so sad: "I haven't seen it for a week, and it doesn't know us, right?"

Miss nurse: "Don't worry, cats have a strong memory. It's not that it doesn't know you, it's just angry that you put a cat here, so it's pretending not to know you."

... With such a strong aura of attracting money, it is even more difficult for Lu Ping to imagine what it will look like after it is neutered!

After a while, a veterinarian took him and Shen Yuze to the consulting room, and had necessary communication with them before the sterilization operation.

The sterilization operation of male cats is not difficult, and a fast veterinarian can complete it in 10 minutes.The biggest risk of surgery is allergy to anesthesia and some possible complications after surgery, so the veterinarian should explain the risks clearly to them.

Lu Ping listened carefully and asked a crucial question.

"Doctor, I heard that male cats become docile after neutering. Is this true?"

"The vast majority of male cats will, but there are other possibilities."

"Other possibilities?"

The doctor pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "There are still a small number of male cats who will become old eunuchs with strange yin and yang."

Lu Ping: "........."

What to do, he thinks that attracting money is probably the part of yin and yang!

After explaining these details, the doctor took out the pre-operative agreement prepared in advance, pointed to the last line "signature of pet owner", and asked them who is the owner of the cat.

Lu Ping raised his hand: "I am."

Shen Yuze spoke for the first time since he entered the door, and he said in unison: "I am."

"But I fed it before. I am the master of Lucky." Lu Ping felt that Shen Yuze was very strange, obviously he had never touched Lucky once before.

Shen Yuze: "Okay."

"Why can't it be folded?" Lu Ping was puzzled.

As he said that, Shen Yuze leaned over to sign his name on the last line of the document. How could Lu Ping let him get ahead of him, and he rushed forward. While pushing Shen Yuze away with most of his body, he extended his arms and swiped in the signature column. In the blink of an eye, there are two flamboyant "Lu Ping" left behind.

Seeing this scene, Shen Yuze was speechless: "...Lu Ping, are you naive?"

The documents were in duplicate, and the pet doctor took one of them away and told them to wait patiently in the office. He went to the operating room to make preoperative preparations first.

Lu Ping didn't understand the meaning behind his doing this, and thought in a daze: Why should the egg dismantling agreement be kept? Is this a quirk of rich people?

In order to divert attention, Lu Ping set his sights on that document.

The two stared at each other, neither of them would back down.Lu Ping didn't realize how abnormal Shen Yuze was until this time. He recalled it carefully, and it seemed that since he changed his seat in the morning, Shen Yuze had always been depressed, as if something was suffocating in his heart, and he wanted to find an excuse to quarrel with himself.

Lu Ping wanted to put away the document. According to his usual habits, such a large sheet of paper must be folded a few more times.But Shen Yuze stopped him: "Don't fold it up, there is a file folder in the car, you can put it in directly in a while."

In order to calm things down, the veterinarian took two pens from the pen holder and stuffed them into both of their hands.

Seeing that the atmosphere between the two teenagers became very tense, the veterinarian hurriedly intervened: "Don't be noisy, don't be noisy... You are both the owners of the cat, and the document can be signed by two people's names."

Lu Ping didn't care what he said, anyway, he signed first, and according to the order, he, Lu Ping, was the first owner to recruit money!

Shen Yuze glanced at him with a calm expression: "I paid for the hospitalization expenses, so I am the master of making money."

Shen Yuze looked at their names for a long while, and Lu Ping keenly noticed that the atmosphere around him softened little by little, and the gloom that lasted for a day no longer existed.

Lu Ping: "That's why I carried it to the hospital!"

Lu Ping: "??? Wait, are you welcome?"

Lu Ping: "?"

After he signed it, Shen Yuze pulled the document in front of him, first read the pre-operative agreement carefully with lowered eyes, and after confirming that it was correct, he took off the cap of his pen and wrote his name correctly in the signature column.

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Why should I be polite to you?"

The words "Lu Ping" and "Shen Yuze" are close together.

Although the neutering operation for male cats only takes 10 to [-] minutes, for pet owners, every minute and every second is worry and suffering.

"Because this is the first document we signed together, I want to keep it." Shen Yuze replied.

Lu Ping clicked the button on the back of the ballpoint pen, and said awkwardly: "...you sign first."

The two teenagers looked at the pens in their hands at the same time, and looked up at each other at the same time.

A blue ballpoint pen and a black signature pen.

On that long horizontal line, the blue writing is casual and the black writing is sharp.

Like two people cuddling each other.

——Damn, why is Shen Yuze so yin and yang? Could it be that he was also sterilized?

After the doctor left, the atmosphere in the consulting room returned to silence.

Shen Yuze: "I saved it from the ceiling."