fake god

Lu Ping could hardly recall how he mustered up the courage to lead that high-profile transfer student out of the classroom surrounded by all his classmates.

By the time he came back rationally, he was already standing at the entrance of the logistics department panting.

He bent over, put his hands on his knees, and panted heavily.He gasped for breath while thinking, it seems that he is too lack of exercise, the next physical education class must not be used as a background board in the stands!

"Lu Ping." A cold voice came from behind, "The logistics department didn't open the door."

A few ordinary words made Lu Ping stand upright almost bouncing, his whole body stiffened into an iron plate, his hands pressed tightly to the seam of his trousers, he never stood upright even during military training.

"Ah...haha." Lu Ping turned his head little by little like a robot, looked at Shen Yuze who was only one step away from him, and unconsciously let out an embarrassed laugh.

Look what he did! ——He, a dazed little mouse, actually brought his natural enemy to a secluded corner of the school!

Shen Yuze walked behind him for so long, his breathing was not disturbed at all, and the collar of the school uniform was fastened to the top button in an orderly manner, just like an excellent student template on the poster of the Education Bureau.

Standing closer, Lu Ping realized that Shen Yuze was so much taller than himself.Lu Ping is 1.7 meters tall, 1.7 meters 1.8 in shoes, [-] meters if you count the hair style, but you can only look at the other person's nose... Damn, the northerners are amazing!

Lu Ping didn't dare to look up into his eyes, and his eyes drifted left and right: "...the teachers in the logistics department don't go to work until 45:[-], let's wait a little longer, and we will definitely be able to catch the first class."

Shen Yuze responded.

He speaks very little, cherishes words like gold, and is even more "dragon" than Lu Ping imagined-this means cool and awesome in Jiaojiang dialect.

Lu Ping has always had "dragon people phobia", and the dragon people in the school (such as Wang Bin, who has been suspended from school), Lu Ping has always walked around them.

But now is not the time for Lu Ping to be timid. He must inquire about Shen Yuze's news as much as possible. The most important thing is that he needs to know whether Shen Yuze's transfer to become his deskmate is intentional revenge or a ridiculous coincidence ?

Lu Ping: "Well... how do you know my name is Lu Ping?"

Shen Yuze glanced at him: "The teacher said."

Oh, yes, yes, the teacher did call Lu Ping by his name when he assigned the deskmate.

Lu Ping: "Then why did you transfer schools?"

Shen Yuze: "The elders have been transferred."

This answer is quite satisfactory.

Lu Ping racked his brains and asked another question: "You came to Jiaojiang from the imperial capital, are you still used to the climate and life here? Our school is quite big, hahahaha..."

"Everything is fine in the new school." Shen Yuze's amber eyes swept across Lu Ping, and he replied calmly, "It's just that the new deskmate talks too much nonsense."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping made a zipper to seal his mouth, took a step back, and stood obediently against the wall.

He asked so many questions, but he didn't ask any news he wanted to know!

Lu Ping was guilty of being a thief. He carefully watched Shen Yuze's face, but he couldn't figure out what he was thinking.

The temperature between the two gradually dropped.

Fortunately, the awkward atmosphere didn't last long. The teacher from the logistics department finally came with a big thermos and came before the end of the recess time.

"What are you here for?" The logistics teacher took a sip of the tea in the thermos and asked in an official tone, "Is there an approval note from the head teacher?"

"Yes!" Lu Ping hurriedly handed out the approval slip in his trouser pocket.

"Because there is a new transfer student in the class, I need to get a new desk... Wu Yingxia, Class [-], Senior High School." The logistics teacher put on reading glasses, carefully read the head teacher's signature on them, and then looked at them from behind the glasses Looking at the two teenagers in front of him, "So it's from Teacher Wu's class. How long has it been since you transferred students?"

While muttering, the logistics teacher rummaged through the key board for a long time, and finally found the key to the warehouse.The warehouse hadn't been opened for a long time, and the keyhole was almost rusted. After finally unscrewing the lock, as soon as the warehouse door was pushed open, dust rushed out eagerly.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Lu Ping was caught off guard, covered in dust all over his face, and hurried to the side to cough.

The logistics teacher was a little embarrassed, and raised his hand to wave the dust in the air: "It's just that the dust is a bit big... okay, you go in."

Because Shen Yuze was a little far away from the gate, he was lucky not to be hit head-on by the "sandstorm" like Lu Ping.He looked at the dirty and messy warehouse in disgust, and then at the desks and chairs piled up here and there... He didn't want to waste another second here, so he casually pointed to the desk closest to the door.

"I want this." He said, still cherishing words like gold.

"Wait!!" Unexpectedly, Lu Ping, who was coughing next to him, came back, put a huge cross on his chest with both hands, and grabbed his words, "Teacher, we want to challenge again!"

Shen Yuze frowned, not knowing what to choose.

Seeing that he was puzzled, Lu Ping explained to him in a low voice: "Think about it, there are already so many desks and chairs in this warehouse. The closer to the gate, it means that they were sent in for repairs recently! There must be something wrong, it's just the appearance. Just can't see it."

In order to prove his theory, Lu Ping walked over and patted the table that Shen Yuze was looking at - as expected, this seemingly glamorous table shook from side to side!It turned out that this was a "lame table", and the four table legs were not the same height.

Shen Yuze: "..." He was silent for a few seconds, then raised his finger to another table.

Lu Ping moved forward in the direction of his fingers. This time, he found the words "I love xx for a lifetime, and xx loves me for 1 years!" written in ink in the pocket of the second table.

Shen Yuze pointed to the third table.

This time, nothing looked wrong on all sides of the table.Suddenly, Lu Ping squatted down and looked up—hey!He actually found several pieces of dirty chewing gum under the table pocket!I don't know who is so wicked to stick the leftover chewing gum here.

Lu Ping could see that Shen Yuze must have a cleanliness addiction (which noble male god does not have a cleanliness addiction?), if he is really asked to move this table back and use it for a few months without knowing it, Shen Yuze might kill someone...

After Lu Ping's operation, even the logistics teacher next to him couldn't help being amazed: "Okay, you, Xiao Ning, are quite smart."

"Hehehe..." Lu Ping scratched his head, picked and picked, and finally found a table in good condition from the "mountain of tables and chairs" on the innermost floor of the warehouse.

Nothing wrong with it except dirty.

When he was concentrating on picking a table, he didn't realize that Shen Yuze's gaze was always on him, with scrutiny and never-before-seen curiosity in his gaze.

When Lu Ping pushed the last selected table out of the warehouse, Shen Yuze reached out to him directly: "Give it to me."

How dare Lu Ping let the noble male god condescend to move the table, he said dog-leggedly: "It's okay, it's okay, this table is dirty, let me do it."

"Won't it be dirty if you move it?" Shen Yuze asked back.

After finishing speaking, he stopped being polite to Lu Ping and directly took the desk from Lu Ping.Before Lu Ping could react, the weight in his hand was gone, and he only had to move the air.

Damn, it's fine that he's not as tall as Shen Yuze, but isn't he as strong as him?

……

The first day of class ended without any risk.During the class break, Lu Ping stuck his butt on the chair all the time, vowing never to leave Shen Yuze a step, just to prevent Chen Miaomiao from appearing from some corner and asking Shen Yuze about "fake-diamond".

Chen Miaomiao wanted to talk to Shen Yuze, but this transfer student was so popular that she couldn't squeeze into the crowd's encirclement all day long.

While Lu Ping was rejoicing, he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Paper cannot contain fire, and fake diamonds are fake diamonds after all.No matter how glamorous image he creates for himself on the Internet, how perfect his background is... the real him will always be that little gray mouse born in the corner.

If he wants face, he should correct his mistakes in time, it is best to kneel down in front of Shen Yuze immediately, hug the leg of the real male god, and confess his vanity.Even if he wants to deny it, Shen Yuze only needs to log in to the partner software again, and he will know the scandal he has done.

And when things come to light...the account "fake-diamond" will cease to exist.

——He can no longer feel the appreciation, praise and respect that come with it.

Just thinking about it, Lu Ping felt a twinge of pain in his heart.

Just when Lu Ping was in a trance, the squad leader came to their desk at some point.

"Shen Yuze, do you have a Penguin?" The squad leader rolled up his sleeves furtively, revealing his smart watch, "Add a friend, and I'll pull you into the class group."

Although teacher Wu, the head teacher, strictly forbids students to bring smart watches and smartphones to school, there are policies and countermeasures. The class leader secretly created a class group and added all the students.In this way, sometimes the head teacher asked him to notify him of something, he just yelled in the group, and he didn't need to notify each one.

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze shook his head unexpectedly: "I don't have a Penguin."

"Ah????" The squad leader obviously didn't believe it: Which high school student would not have a Penguin?

Shen Yuze rarely said a long series of words: "I want to concentrate on my studies, so before transferring this time, I canceled all social accounts and uninstalled all social software, and I don't plan to use them in the future. I will leave my mobile phone number to You, if there is anything important, you can call me; if there is nothing important, just a daily greeting, don't waste each other's time."

The squad leader was so shocked that he lost his voice: "..."

Lu Ping, who was on the side, heard Shen Yuze's words, turned his head suddenly, and looked straight at him.

Lu Ping's movements were too big, Shen Yuze noticed his gaze keenly, and turned his head to look into his eyes: "What's wrong?"

"No..." Lu Ping couldn't control the smile that gradually widened at the corner of his mouth, "I think what you said is very right. We high school students should still focus on their studies, and social software is a waste of time. Don't download it, don't download it. Don't sign up, don't watch - I'm for you! You keep it up! I'm for you!"

What he said was confusing, Shen Yuze didn't say anything, but the monitor next to him couldn't listen anymore.

The squad leader interrupted him, and said with disgust in his eyes: "Prince Chiao, have you got plague?"

Lu Ping didn't care about the sarcasm in the monitor's words. Now that it was school time, he jumped up from his seat, and without saying goodbye to everyone, he picked up his schoolbag and ran out of the classroom.

He ran too hastily, so he didn't know, Shen Yuze kept watching his back as he went away.

……

Lu Ping jumped on the bus and sat on his familiar seat. While letting the warm sunset hug him, he couldn't wait to take out his phone and log in to the background of the partner account.

There was an extra private message in his background.

@minimiaomiaowu: Are you syz?

This private message was sent in the morning, and Lu Ping followed her id to click in. Sure enough, he saw Chen Miaomiao's selfie in that id.Come to think of it, after Chen Miaomiao found out that the male god on the Internet became a classmate, because she couldn't "recognize each other offline", she could only contact through private messages.

Looking at that private message, Lu Ping couldn't describe the messy thoughts in his heart... It's great, it's really great, even God is on his side!

He restrained his trembling hands, imitated Shen Yuze's taciturn style, and replied a few words.

@fake-diamond: Chen Miaomiao?

@mini Miao Miao House:! ! ! !

@minimiaomiaowu: Is it really you? ?

@fake-diamond: Hmm.

@mini奇妙屋: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdddddddddddddddddddddddddddhdddAdhdhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,, and all fans will be envious if I tell others!

Lu Ping took a deep breath.

@fake-diamond: Don't tell people.

@minimiaomiaowu: ?

@fake-diamond: I don't want to specialize the class.

@fake-diamond: I don't want my classmates to know who I am online.

@fake-diamond: Please keep it a secret for me.

After the private message was sent, Lu Ping didn't dare to read it again. He dimmed the phone screen, closed his eyes and counted the numbers silently.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

Hum—the phone vibrated slightly.

He mustered up the courage to open the software again.

@minimiaomiaowu: [cute ok emoticon package]

@minimiaomiaowu: Don't worry!I know!

@mini奇妙屋: I will protect the secret of your identity for you just like Tomoyo of Daidaiji guarded Kinomoto Sakura!

Lu Ping: "..."

He didn't know who Daedaoji Tomoyo and Kinomoto Sakura were, but he knew that Chen Miaomiao's mine-thunder was temporarily extinguished by him.

As long as Chen Miaomiao doesn't reveal this secret, and as long as Shen Yuze doesn't log in to the software, then fake-diamond's identity will not be revealed.

He, Lu Ping, can still fabricate a dream that only belongs to him on the Internet.

In this dream, he will hear a lot of applause, feel a lot of goodwill, and have a lot of love.

——Great, he doesn't have to be himself.