fake god

Just when Lu Ping was worried about Dandan, who was recruiting money, the principal who came late finally appeared in the office.

The principal of Jiaojiang No. 60 Middle School is less than [-] years old this year, but his hair has already shown the state of "surrounding the city from the countryside". A few stubborn hairs form a circle around the smooth top of the head, telling the world: I still have hair, I am not bald!

The students nicknamed the principal in private, calling him "Braised Egg", because his skin is dark and the hairless part of his head is extremely smooth, like a marinated egg.The principal of Braised Dan is unsmiling. Usually, Shenlong sees his head and sees his tail. Most of the time, he can't see him.

Seeing the principal coming, Lu Ping jumped up from the sofa reflexively, put his hands on the seams of his trousers, and said hello in a polite manner: "School Egg...cough, hello, Principal Lu!"

Shen Yuze didn't get up, but just nodded slightly in the principal's direction, as a greeting.

Principal Lu didn't care about Shen Yuze's "impoliteness", he signaled to Lu Ping not to be nervous, and asked Lu Ping to sit down.

But how could Lu Ping not be nervous?

After all, in Lu Ping's world, the principal is already the biggest "leader" he can come into contact with. All teachers must listen to the principal, and all students must listen to the teacher...except for the weekly flag-raising ceremony, and every Except for the Outstanding Student Commendation Ceremony at the end of the next semester, Lu Ping, an ordinary student, would never see the principal at all.Now he can actually be "received" by the headmaster, but unfortunately the reason for the receptiveness is not very honorable.

Lu Ping's legs were closed, his butt was only touching one edge of the sofa, his hands were placed on his knees, and he looked so well behaved that he looked like a kindergarten kid.

The headmaster took a seat on the sofa opposite them.

It was indeed because of what happened in the women's toilet yesterday that the principal asked them to come.But he did not ask the teacher to inquire about the crime, but instead paid attention to whether they were injured.

Shen Yuze: "Thank you, principal, for your concern, I am not injured."

"That's good, that's good." The headmaster had a kind attitude, with a smile on his face, and asked again, "Xiao Shen, I heard from the teaching team leader of your English group that you also signed up for the city's English speech contest? Looking forward to your performance, I believe you will win glory for the school!"

Afterwards, the principal asked Shen Yuze if he was used to it after transferring to another school, whether he was frightened when he experienced a typhoon for the first time... and so on.That courteous and gentle attitude was completely different from what Lu Ping had seen at the flag-raising ceremony before.

Faced with these problems, Shen Yuze was neither humble nor overbearing, and could deal with them freely.

As for Lu Ping... he was completely ignored.Except for the principal asking his name at the beginning, the principal never looked at him again.He is like the background board of this office, or the green plants in the corner, completely reduced to the foil of Shen Yuze.Lu Ping even suspected that if he suddenly started somersaulting in the principal's office now, maybe the principal would not give him a second look.

Still, being ignored has its benefits.

Shen Yuze was in charge of chatting with the principal, and Lu Ping was in charge of eating what was on the table.

Looking at it this way, the principal will really enjoy it.There is not only tea on the table, but also various small biscuits, candies and the most famous local tangerine.

Tangerines are a specialty of Jiaojiang City. They are thin-skinned, big, and juicy. Autumn is the day when tangerines are on the market. If you go to the mountains, the oranges all over the mountains are ripe, and even the air is full of orange fragrance. .Baskets of picked oranges were piled up on the side of the road, waiting for trucks to transport them to the provincial capital.Wealthy families (such as Chen Miaomiao's family) will build a mountain top, and if the tangerines they pick are not sold, they will be given to relatives and friends as favors.

Every time this season comes, Lu's mother will buy a basket of tangerines from the market, and Lu Ping can show off two catties by himself.It's a pity that because the typhoon came so suddenly, Lu Ping was trapped in the school and hadn't eaten fruit for several days.

Before he knew it, the orange peels in front of Lu Ping had piled up into a hill, and the juice overflowing from the oranges dyed Lu Ping's nails yellow.

Just when Lu Ping was concentrating on capturing the tangerines, he accidentally squeezed one of the tangerines, and the juice oozes out in an instant—then landed on Shen Yuze's shoe with perfect precision.

Shen Yuze wore a pair of white sneakers, and Lu Ping didn't know what brand it was, they looked expensive anyway.The orange-red juice fell on the white shoe surface and quickly seeped in, leaving a conspicuous mark.

Lu Ping: "..."

Uh, Shen Yuze probably didn't see it, right?

And at this moment, the conversation finally came to an end.

The principal sitting on the opposite sofa said cheerfully: "Student Shen, since you are so adaptable to school life, I can rest assured. Class will start soon, so I won't waste your time any longer."

Shen Yuze got up and said goodbye to the principal.

Seeing this, Lu Ping also hurriedly stood up and bowed goodbye to the principal.Of course, before he left, he didn't forget to put the last two oranges on the table into his school uniform pocket.

The two left the principal's office one after the other, the office door closed behind them, and the entire office building was silent.

The light rain outside has not stopped, and the sun is shining through the thin clouds, which is still bright.This rain scene is completely different from the darkness of the previous two days, and the air is full of fresh water vapor.

Lu Ping was in a good mood. He followed behind Shen Yuze and asked gossipingly, "Shen Yuze, is the principal your relative? Why is he treating you so well...Hey! Why did you brake suddenly?"

Just as Lu Ping was speaking, Shen Yuze stopped suddenly, and Lu Ping bumped into his back unexpectedly and knocked his nose.

Lu Ping rubbed his sore nose, raised his head with tears in his eyes, and stared angrily at the boy half a head taller than him.

But the boy stared at by him didn't have any guilt on his face, instead he asked an irrelevant question: "Is it delicious?"

"Ah?" Lu Ping blinked, "What's 'delicious'?"

Shen Yuze didn't speak, just raised his eyebrows, his eyes glanced at Lu Ping's bulging school uniform pockets.

Lu Ping: "..." He was embarrassed, "Oh, so you saw it."

Shen Yuze laughed angrily, he is not blind!He talked to that old man until his mouth was dry, and Lu Ping kept eating oranges beside him as if he was watching a play.Lu Ping was like a little mouse when he ate. He held the food in both hands until his cheeks became round, and then he swallowed it in one gulp.

"Is this orange so delicious?" Shen Yuze asked helplessly.

"Yeah!" Unexpectedly, Lu Ping actually took out a round orange from his pocket, peeled it open in twos, took off one of the petals, and impatiently brought it to Shen Yuze's mouth, "It's really delicious, this is Our specialty here is very sweet! Try it!"

Lu Ping tried his best to sell Amway, his eyes lit up.

Under such bright eyes, Shen Yuze had no time to refuse, so he subconsciously opened his mouth, bit the piece of orange, and by the way... touched Lu Ping's finger.

With their lips in their fingertips, both of them froze for a moment.

In the next second, Lu Ping took a step back as if he had been scalded, and hid his hands behind his back.Shen Yuze pretended to be calm and swallowed the slice of orange into his mouth.

The teeth bit through the thin orange petals, the overflowing juice rushed into the mouth, and the soft flesh was gently squeezed by the tip of the tongue, and then slipped into the throat.

"Indeed, it's very sweet." Shen Yuze said vaguely.

"Yes, right..." Lu Ping rubbed his fingertips, as if recalling the temperature he accidentally touched just now.He randomly stuffed the leftover oranges into his pocket, and said in a panic, "Class is about to start, let's go back to the classroom!"

Throwing down these words, he walked around Shen Yuze and rushed towards the classroom with one hand and one foot.

This time, Shen Yuze followed Lu Ping. Looking at the orange peel sticking out of the boy's pocket, he suddenly regretted that he only ate one.

……

As everyone expected, when school was over, the typhoon that had been raging in Jiaojiang City for three days finally left the country.After the rain stopped, the school gate was surrounded by parents who came to pick up their children.

Lu's father and mother Lu also wanted to pick up Lu Ping, but Lu Ping refused.On the one hand, the north bank and the south bank are too far away, and it would be too much trouble for his parents to come here specially. On the other hand, he has already made an appointment with Shen Yuze in advance to take Zhaocai to the pet hospital to see his tail!

For the whole day, Zhao Cai was locked in the school infirmary.The teacher in the infirmary helped it apply medicine to the wound, and then bandaged it, but Zhaocai was so naughty, jumping up and down in the infirmary, not only knocked down the bottle holder, but also pulled all the medicine off the shelf.

What a little kitty.

The teacher in the infirmary complained: "Why did it hurt its tail, but not its paws?"

Lu Ping stuffed the kitten into the schoolbag, and pulled the zipper to the top, only revealing a gap, allowing Zhaocai to poke his head out for fresh air.Then he carried his schoolbag on his chest like a mother kangaroo.

I don't know why, when Shen Yuze saw him like this, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he couldn't stop laughing.

Lu Ping didn't understand: "What are you laughing at?"

Shen Yuze was mysterious, but he didn't give the answer.

The driver searched for a long time on the road, and finally found a pet hospital that was still open.Lu Ping got out of the car with a big schoolbag. Zhaocai was a big fat cat weighing nearly twenty catties. It fell heavily on Lu Ping's chest, causing Lu Ping's shoulders to hurt from the pressure. Moreover, carrying such a big schoolbag on his chest was too disturbing. Sight, walking can not see the foot.

Shen Yuze offered to take the initiative to take the backpack for Lu Ping: "It's so heavy, I'll do it."

Lu Ping shook his head again and again, and said righteously: "Don't talk nonsense, we don't get fat! It's just fluffy."

However, in the next second, Lu Ping covered the kitten's ears, lowered his voice and said in a low voice, "Shen Yuze, pay attention to what you say. Zhaocai can understand human language. If you say it is fat, it will be angry."

Shen Yuze: "...?"

Lu Ping picked up one of Zhaocai's paws and pinched its pad.Sharp nails protrude from the flesh pads, like five iron hooks.

Lu Ping clicked his tongue twice, and gave Shen Yuze a "Now do you know how powerful it is?" look.

"..." Shen Yuze made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

The two walked into the pet hospital side by side.

Because the typhoon had just passed, there was almost no one in the hospital at this time, only a nurse was lying on the front desk, playing Lianliankan.

Seeing two boys in high school uniforms walk in, the nurse greeted them: "Little brother, this is a pet hospital. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Lu Ping put his schoolbag on the front desk with a whoosh, took the fat cat out of the bag with both hands, and put it on the front desk.

Lucky cat came to the pet hospital for the first time. After smelling the smell of disinfectant in the air and the smell left by other cats and dogs, it immediately entered a state of stress. It lowered its body, opened its mouth wide, and opened its eyes. Squinting into a vertical pupil, he began to breathe non-stop.

Shen Yuze wanted to press it quickly, but he didn't expect that although it was fat, it moved swiftly like a flash of lightning. Before Shen Yuze could react, it slipped away from under his hand!

Shen Yuze: "!!!"

Lu Ping screamed anxiously: "Cats are liquids, haven't you heard of it!"

In a blink of an eye, the entire hospital hall became their battlefield. Lu Ping and Shen Yuze were chasing desperately behind the parkour that was attracting money and flying over the walls. If they were not careful, the two bumped into each other in a dizzy manner.

Lu Ping swayed, and was about to fall backwards—if he really fell, his unhealed tailbone would be GG again.At the critical moment, Shen Yuze grabbed him and made him fall into his arms.

But with such a collision, Shen Yuze became a meat pad instead.Lu Ping pressed heavily on him, and his forehead hit his chin.

"Hmm..." Shen Yuze bit the tip of his tongue and tasted a faint taste of blood.

Lu Ping heard him cry out in pain, and wanted to get up immediately, but made a mistake in his busy schedule, and pressed his hand on a place that shouldn't be pressed.

Through a layer of rough school uniform trousers, the thing under the palm can only touch a rough outline, but it is scary enough.

Now, Shen Yuze's face was really "ugly".

"...Lu Ping, get up quickly."

As a boy, of course Lu Ping knew where he was.He didn't dare to speak, he got up on the ground with his hands and feet, and even reached out to Shen Yuze, trying to pull him up.

Shen Yuze didn't even look at his outstretched hand, stood up with a cold expression, and even deliberately took a step to the side, staggering the distance from Lu Ping.

Fortunately, the little movement they made here lasted only about ten seconds. The nurse was busy catching the cat and didn't notice it.

The nurse managed to catch Zhaocai and wrapped it in a safety blanket. The little black cat writhed left and right in the blanket, but no matter how hard it twisted, it couldn't break free from the blanket.

The nurse picked it up and said, "Little brother, I'll take the cat to the X-ray room and ask the doctor to take a picture of its tail. The X-ray room has radiation, pet owners are not allowed to go in, please wait here for a while."

After finishing speaking, she walked towards the back consulting room with the meowing Zhaocai in her arms.

After the nurse left, Lu Ping immediately went to Shen Yuze's side, and asked shyly, "Shen Yuze, you... are you okay?"

He spoke vaguely, but Shen Yuze still understood.

It was precisely because Shen Yuze understood that he didn't want to discuss with Lu Ping that he was "all right".

He deliberately turned his head away from Lu Ping's sight.But his evasive appearance misunderstood Lu Ping.

Lu Ping thought that he had used too much force just now and hurt his good friend.As a boy, Lu Ping knows how fragile that place is!Once he accidentally bumped into it while playing basketball in physical education class, and it hurt so much that tears came out!

They brought Zhaocai to the hospital today to see the cat's tail injury, and to sterilize it by the way... But he didn't want to "neuter" Shen Yuze!

Thinking of this, Lu Ping felt guilty.

"Shen Yuze, I'm sorry, I was really careless." Lu Ping pulled his cuff and shook it slightly, "Or else——" He took a deep breath and said in the tone of a strong man breaking his wrist, "— —I'll let you press it, and let you get revenge, okay?"

Shen Yuze: "..."