fake god

The little trick of using rubber to coax people is a bit childish for kindergarten children, but it is just right for male high school students.

Lu Ping keenly felt that after Shen Yuze received the eraser, the coldness that had lingered around him melted layer by layer.

He just said, you have to be open and frank when making friends, and if there is any conflict, it is better to bring it up to the public, than to sulk in private?

Marriage laws must be followed in marriage now, and of course the four principles must be followed when making friends!

Lu Ping anxiously waited for Shen Yuze to fill in the remaining two rules to be determined. Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze played with the eraser for a while, and actually put away the eraser with his "Mo Bao" painted on it!

Lu Ping was puzzled: "Why did you put it away, don't you fill it?"

Shen Yuze glanced at him from the corner of his eye, and said slowly: "Could it be that after Aladdin gets the wishing lamp, will he make all his wishes in one go?"

Lu Ping: "!!!"

He reacted: Although nominally the "Rules at the Same Table" are used to restrain each other, and both parties must abide by it, but if Shen Yuze deliberately took advantage of the loopholes and wrote two "rules" specifically for Lu Ping, then Lu Ping could only give Shen Yuze a gift for nothing. head?

Thinking of this, Lu Ping's head grew big, and he reached out to grab his eraser back.

Of course, Shen Yuze couldn't let him succeed: "How can you take a gift back?"

"Who said it was a gift? It's just an eraser with writing on it." Lu Ping said stiffly, "I'm going to use an eraser to erase things now. You can't grab the stationery at the same table, can you?"

One of them was shameless, and the other was even more shameless. Around a small piece of eraser, they started a fierce "battle" between the desks.

I saw Lu Shaoxia used the magic skill of one yang finger, and Shen Shaoxia dodged sideways, making the finger fall into the air.Seeing that the blow was missed, Lu Shaoxia pointed to the sword and reproduced the peerless skill of the Six Meridians Excalibur.Shen Shaoxia has always been prudent and never underestimates the enemy. He stretched out both palms and used a move of "Double Dragons Fetch Water", which cut off the attack of the Six Meridians Excalibur. The airtightness forced Lu Shaoxia to retreat steadily.

The two young heroes fought non-stop, and even the tables and chairs under them were shaking

Just when the battle was in full swing, suddenly, there was a roar of thunder from the other end of the classroom—"Lu Ping, Shen Yuze, you two are endless, aren't you?! If you didn't listen to the lecture last class, you hit me and I hit you!" What about you, did you two not graduate from kindergarten?"

On the podium far away, Master Yideng... Ah no, the Chinese teacher dropped the lesson plan in his hand, his face was livid.

At this moment, what was Lu Shaoxia and Shen Shaoxia, what was the Six Meridians Excalibur Ice Palm, all disappeared into the air, and only Lu Ping and Shen Yuze were left sitting stiffly in the last row of the classroom, with their four hands still entangled. look.

The whole class turned their heads in unison, their curiosity and gloating eyes fell on them.

Shen Yuze: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

The two withdrew their hands at the same time, and sat back in their original positions in a dignified manner.

The Chinese teacher was furious, and continued to scold: "How many times have I said, I stand on the podium, and I can see clearly what little tricks you are doing off the stage. A certain female classmate has been looking in the mirror, playing with her head curtain, Part to the left for a while, part to the right for a while, and part in the middle for a while, I was anxious for her when I saw it, and wanted to go down and divide it for her. There is also a certain male classmate who just listens to the lecture. You touch a few sticks on your chin while listening to the lecture What are you doing with the beard, so I thought I was giving a military report to Zhuge Liang? Little Wusun, you only grew three beards and started to groan, I will propose to your homeroom teacher to shave all three of your beards later!"

Although the Chinese teacher didn't directly call the names, but everyone was in the same class, and immediately guessed who he was talking about, everyone was laughing and joking.

Lu Ping couldn't help it at all, his tightly pursed lips trembled, and he burst out laughing.

His smile immediately ignited the anger of the Chinese teacher: "Lu Ping, what are you laughing at? Do you think I can't see you? Others fiddled with the curtains and stroked their beards, so they didn't disturb others. You are at the same table as Shen Yuze What are you doing, you poke me for a while, and I poke you for a while, are you practicing magical skills, or are you flirting?"

As soon as the words flirting and cursing came out, the whole class burst into laughter instantly.

Regardless of whether they were male or female students, they were all happy to see their teeth but not their eyes, pointing at Lu Ping and Shen Yuze and muttering.

High school students of this age love booing the most.Whether it's a real couple or a fake couple, whether it's the same sex or the opposite sex, since there is excitement to watch, of course it's not worth watching.

Lu Ping has always been a marginal person in the class, and it was the first time he was watched by so many pairs of eyes. His poor self-esteem was almost torn away by the teacher.On the contrary, Shen Yuze beside him was calm, as if he was not the one who was criticized by name.

Lu Ping protested falteringly: "Teacher, Shen Yuze and I...that's not flirting, you used the wrong idiom."

"Am I a Chinese teacher or are you a Chinese teacher? It's not flirting, what are you doing?"

"Uh, we were... fighting."

"Lu Ping," the Chinese teacher pushed his eyes, which were as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, and said sadly, "You really have the face to say it. What an important Chinese class, you don't listen carefully, but fight with your deskmate, think so If you fight, why don't you go out and fight?"

Before Lu Ping could answer, Shen Yuze, who was sitting silently aside, suddenly stood up from behind the desk.

He was already tall, but when he stood up like this, the attention of the whole class was glued to him again.

Lu Ping: "...Shen Yuze, what are you going to do?"

"Didn't the teacher say that?" Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows, put his hands in his pockets, and conveniently hid the eraser that caused many disputes in his palms, "Let us go out and fight."

After finishing speaking, Shen Yuze gave Lu Ping a look, and took the lead to walk outside the classroom.

Chinese teacher: "..."

all the classmates:"……"

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping was so ashamed that he could only cover his face with his hands, wishing he could just disappear in place.

Who can tell him why his deskmate is so difficult!

……

Gossip on campus definitely travels faster than a cold virus.One day before the class was over, all the students in the second year of high school knew a new news: Shen Yuze was kicked out of the classroom by the Chinese teacher and punished to stand for being "flirtatious" with his deskmate in class!

Lu Ping, the person flirting with Shen Yuze: "..."

No one would take this kind of gossip seriously, everyone just spread it for fun. If Lu Ping insisted on clarifying it, it would seem that he was on the line.

Besides, Shen Yuze's biggest gossip is obviously Senior Meng, who is talented and beautiful, with a swan and a peacock. Every time the two of them walk side by side in the corridor, other students will stare at them secretly. After their figures disappear in the teacher's office , everyone will eagerly discuss a wave of rumors such as "where have they progressed", "have they confessed", "I have inside information, and they are really talking about it".

Chen Miaomiao didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so she came to interview Lu Ping and asked him his opinion on this matter.

"Lu Ping, as Shen Yuze's one-day gossip, what do you want to say about him getting so close to Senior Sister Meng?"

"I think you guys are so boring." Lu Ping said righteously, "First of all, I didn't flirt with Shen Yuze; secondly, Shen Yuze and Sister Meng are just a cooperative relationship, they are not in a relationship."

"Are you sure? Shen Yuze told you personally?"

"Uh..." Lu Ping got stuck, he couldn't tell Chen Miaomiao, Shen Yuze didn't remember Meng Xin's name until now.With Chen Miaomiao's style of a small trumpet, if she gets to know the news, it will definitely spread throughout the city.If it was passed around and finally reached the ears of Meng Xuejie, it would hurt the girl's self-esteem.Thinking of this, Lu Ping could only say vaguely, "In short, Shen Yuze only focuses on the game and doesn't consider other things."

Chen Miaomiao complained: "You sound like his manager, speaking in a bureaucratic way. The male idol I was chasing before, the manager always said, 'Our xx is only focusing on work at this stage, and does not consider personal relationship issues'."

Lu Ping raised his chin: "Isn't that good, how ambitious!"

"It's pretty good." Chen Miaomiao said with a sad face, "But he still collapsed in the end-he really didn't fall in love, he fell asleep!"

Lu Ping: "...I believe Shen Yuze won't do things like sleeping fans."

Because Shen Yuze's biggest fan is Lu Ping himself.

"Don't talk too much." Chen Miaomiao pretended to be a collapsed house, and patted Lu Ping on the shoulder pretendingly, "Lu Ping, you are Shen Yuze's deskmate, not him. What is he thinking in his heart?" Yes, who would know?"

I have to admit that Chen Miaomiao's house collapse notice made Lu Ping restless.

He ran to find Shen Yuze, and said whimsically, "Shen Yuze, give me back the eraser for a while, I'll be useful."

"doing what?"

"I want to change one of the rules - I want to change the second one to 'communicate any ideas you have in a timely manner'."

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "Any ideas?"

"Yes." Lu Ping thought, for example... If Shen Yuze is attracted to someone, as his best friend, wouldn't he have the right to know?

Shen Yuze: "There's no need to change it. If you want to know what I think now, I can tell you right now."

"?" Lu Ping became excited, "Say what you say."

"My thought is: how long will this little mouse keep me up, I'm going to be late for the speech tutoring class."

Lu Ping: "..."

Although Lu Ping often felt that he was often like a pitiful and annoying little mouse, who could only hide in the shadows; but when this name came from Shen Yuze's mouth, he did not hear any derogatory meaning or ridicule, and even faintly Oh... there's actually a hint of pampering?

Did he hear wrong?

……

When the school bell rang, Lu Ping silently packed his schoolbag, but his eyes couldn't help drifting to the empty seat beside him.

Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, during the last two evening self-study sessions, Shen Yuze would go to the English teacher's office to receive tutoring in speech competitions, and Lu Ping had to adapt to the feeling of being without someone beside him.

In fact, it is also good to study alone.He can spread all the papers on the table as he likes, without worrying about crossing the "[-]th line"; he can shake his legs when he wants to, and he can raise his feet if he wants to, and he doesn't have to worry about someone reaching out and pressing them on his knees , to remind him to sit still.

Of course, the absence of someone beside him occasionally makes Lu Ping feel lonely: this kind of loneliness often occurs when Lu Ping is doing English papers but cannot find a reference answer.

Well, Shen Yuze's English tool man has really hammered it.

Lu Ping packed his schoolbag slowly, but instead of leaving the school, he walked towards the small garden behind the teaching building.

He hadn't fed the stray cat at the back door for several days. How many mice had the big black cat named Zhaocai caught during his absence?

When Lu Ping walked to the back door of the school, he unexpectedly saw a tall and slender figure under the big tree.

The school uniform of Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School has different colored stripes on the cuffs depending on the grade. Judging from the colored stripes on the girl, she should be a junior in high school.

Lu Ping did not expect to see other people in his and Zhaocai's secret base.He was not good at dealing with others, and when he saw outsiders around, he hesitated to slip away.

At this moment, the girl lifted a strand of hair by her ear and put it behind her ear, revealing her complete profile.She has exquisite facial features, willow eyebrows and almond eyes, high bun hair, and there is a kind of elegance in every gesture - Lu Ping recognized her, she is actually senior sister Meng Xin!

After all, she was recognized by all the boys in the school as the school belle. When Lu Ping saw her face clearly, he couldn't help but let out an "ah".

It was this sound that made Meng Xin raise his head and look in his direction.

Their eyes met, Meng Xin didn't know him at all, and there was inevitably some guard and embarrassment on his face.

"Hello, Senior Meng." Lu Ping hurriedly greeted, "I'm sorry to disturb you, I'm leaving now."

"It doesn't matter, this is the school's small garden, and anyone can use it." Meng Xin was kind-hearted and explained, "I just wanted to find a quiet place to carry my things. I didn't expect there to be other people here."

Although the two met for the first time, Meng Xin did not put on any pretense of being a senior. She was approachable and her voice was like a clear spring flowing in the mountains.She raised a few sheets of A4 paper in her hand. From such a distance, Lu Ping could see that they were covered in dense English. He guessed that the thing that Senior Meng was memorizing should be the host speech of the speech contest.

Meng Xin asked: "Are you also here to endorse?"

Lu Ping shook his head, opened his schoolbag, took out two sausages, and replied while peeling them: "I'm here to feed the cats."

The eyes of the furry girl lit up when she heard about cats.She didn't care about memorizing half of the materials, and asked expectantly: "Is there a cat in the school? What does it look like? How old is it?"

"It's a black cat. It looks good on the snow with four paws. It's greedy. I used a few snacks to get along with it!" Lu Ping thought for a while, "As for how big it is... I really don't know. It should not be very old, because when I met it last year, it was still a kitten, only half an arm long, with sparse fur, and a lot of eye dropsy... Now it has grown into a big cat , Last time Shen Yuze came and wanted to hug it, but he didn't hug it the first time."

Hearing the familiar name, Meng Xin asked, "Do you know Shen Yuze?"

"Yeah." Lu Ping scratched his head, "I'm his deskmate."

"Ah, so it's you. I've heard about you." Meng Xin smiled sincerely, "You and Shen Yuze flirted in Chinese class and were kicked out by the teacher, right?"

Lu Ping struggled to squeeze out a few words from the corner of his mouth: "...We didn't flirt."

Why does this gossip even the seniors in high school know about it!

Meng Xin asked Lu Ping if he came here to feed the cat every day.

"No, I only come to see it when there are not many classes." Lu Ping shrugged, "Actually, the food I can bring is limited, just sausages and dried meat. But Zhaocai is very competitive, and it is very good at catching Rat, so it can't get hungry!"

"It catches mice?" Meng Xin's face turned pale immediately, and his fingers trembled slightly.

Girls are rarely not afraid of mice.

The Lu family is not afraid of mice, not even Lu Ping's younger sister who is just in the first grade.After all, his family is in the catering business, and there are rat-killing things inside and outside the house. Lu Ping has long been trained to be hard-hearted, and he can "dispose" of the sticky mouse board that is stuck to the mouse without changing his face. .

It was also a coincidence that at the same time Meng Xin's words fell, the sound of leaves rubbing suddenly sounded from the old tree above their heads.

They raised their heads following the sound, only to see a big black cat with its whole body black except for its four hooves treading snow, coming out from between the leaves, and it was holding a squeaking mouse in its mouth!

In addition to eating mice, cats also use them as toys, so sometimes they will not kill the mice, but bring them back to their nests or trees, and only swallow them when they get tired of playing.

Lu Ping is used to the jungle of the jungle in this world, and has no objection to cats eating mice.

Seeing the familiar two-legged beast, the black cat was very excited, but the clever one soon discovered that the person standing with Lu Ping was not the tall handsome guy he had seen before, but a woman he had never seen before. Humanity!

The vigilant cat immediately entered defense mode. It lowered its body, arched its back, pointed its tail high to the sky, and stared straight at the new intruder with vertical pupils.

Then—"Meow!"

With a meow, the mouse in Zhaocai's mouth just fell out of its mouth!The living mouse was covered in the cat's saliva, performed a difficult 360° turn in mid-air, and then squeaked straight towards Meng Xin!

Meng Xin watched the mouse getting closer and closer to her, and was too frightened to move.

At this critical moment, Lu Ping rushed over, pushed Senior Meng away without thinking, then picked up the big broom for the janitor next to him, and crushed the mouse under the broom!

But the mouse was so cunning that it got out of the gap in the broom after a while and ran away quickly.Lu Ping took advantage of the victory and pursued, holding a broom and pursuing all the way.

"—Be careful!!" Meng Xin exclaimed in alarm.

But her reminder was one step too late. Lu Ping didn't notice that there was a puddle of water on the ground over there. He stepped into the puddle and slipped...

At that moment, the world seemed to be slowed down, and at the same time, the sad "Fate" symphony played in my ears.In Lu Ping's eyes, countless crystal water droplets splashed in the air, refracting colorful rays of light in the sun; the big broom in his hand came out and flew to the side, the little mouse took the opportunity to escape, and he didn't know where he ran; the black cat Meowing so anxiously, he jumped down from the treetops and ran towards Lu Ping.

And Lu Ping himself... In this extremely slow rhythm, his whole body flew up exaggeratedly!

In the next second, the speed of time went back to normal: Lu Ping fell to the ground on all fours, his tailbone hit the bluestone bricks hard, and the pain immediately made his eyes stare.

Before he fainted from the pain, a thought flashed through Lu Ping's mind: He helped Shen Yuze protect his partner Xuejie Meng. Shen Yuze would be very happy when he found out, right?