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Lu Ping: "!!!"

He panicked.

An An would often borrow his mobile phone to watch cartoons in English, but Lu Ping never stopped him.A kid at this age is just the age who is interested in electronic products, and occasionally uses his mobile phone to take pictures, record videos and dance... It must be when my sister looked through the photo album and saw the photos he saved before!

He was so guilty that he subconsciously looked at Shen Yuze opposite him.

Shen Yuze was aroused by An An's words. He first glanced at Lu Ping with a half-smile, then lowered his head, and asked the little girl softly, "Oh? Is there a photo of me in your brother's phone? What kind of photo is it?"

Who said kids can't tell the difference between beauty and ugliness?An An has never seen such a good-looking big brother, she even thinks that Shen Yuze is more handsome and handsome than the prince in the fairy tale book.An An was fascinated by him and couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north and south, so naturally he knew everything and said everything.

An An recalled: "Well... There is a photo of you sitting on the bed in the clothes of a sick person, and you are still drinking a bottle!" She blinked and asked with concern, "Big brother, are you sick too?"

Before Lu's father had an operation and was hospitalized, An An went to visit with his mother and brother.At that time, Lu's father was lying on the bed in a hospital gown, his face was ashen because of the loss of energy and blood, and he was not at all the same as the gentle and kind father in the past.

After the little girl came back from the hospital, she had nightmares for several nights. From then on, the hospital, hospital gown, and hospital bed became her heart knot. Every time she went to the hospital for an injection, she would cry in fright.A few days ago, she saw a photo of Shen Yuze on her brother's mobile phone. She was taken aback by the familiar hospital gown, and deeply remembered Shen Yuze's appearance in the photo.

——It turned out to be that photo!

—Fortunately, it was that photo! !

Hearing his sister's words, Lu Ping's originally high-hanging heart was half relieved, his brain was running fast, trying to find an excuse for the sneak photo.

"Ah...it's that...Shen Yuze, didn't I bring a bouquet of flowers with me when I went to see you that day? That bouquet was bought by Ban Fei!" Lu Ping stammered, he was afraid that if he spoke slowly, he would reveal the truth. What's the loophole?" said the squad leader, I have to take a photo after sending the flowers to prove that the bouquet of flowers was really delivered to you, so that he can reimburse the teacher. This is called... special funds! Yes, yes, special funds. ! So I took a picture of you! I didn't expect An An to see it."

When he spoke, his eyes didn't dare to look at Shen Yuze's sight at all, but he flew around with a guilty conscience.

This reason sounds reasonable, but it cannot be scrutinized carefully. If Shen Yuze really goes to the monitor for verification, then the matter will be revealed.

Shen Yuze thought, he should really pass a mirror to Lu Ping, and let him see how red his face is and how flustered he is when he is lying.

In the competition of acting skills, Shen Yuze is still superior.

He pondered for a few seconds, pretending to believe but not fully, and asked the little girl beside him, "An'an, do you only have photos of me in the ward in your brother's phone?"

An An: "How many more... woo woo woo!"

Lu Ping covered An An's mouth with his hand, and showed her a "gentle" smile: "An An, what did the teacher teach in the interest class today, are you tired, come and perform a show for us! "

An An: "???" She was very wronged, she was still chatting with her beautiful brother, why did she suddenly want to perform?

Lu Ping didn't give her a chance to appeal at all, and directly gave her three options: "Sing English songs, memorize multiplication tables, or recite poems?"

"...Can I choose both?" An An was forced to choose one.

"If you don't choose, go back to your room and do your homework." The black-hearted brother said so.

What can An An do, all the rest of the words are held back, she can only jump off her brother's lap, and go back to the house.

After finally sending his sister away, Lu Ping turned his head and met Shen Yuze's thoughtful gaze.

Lu Ping smiled awkwardly: "Don't listen to her nonsense, she usually likes to look through my phone, and makes a fuss when she sees a photo. I, how could there be a lot of photos of you in my phone!"

Of course Shen Yuze knew what the truth was, but Shen Yuze didn't intend to expose him.

At the beginning, when Shen Yuze knew that someone was pretending to be him on the Internet, he immediately had someone lock the IP address, and easily found this young man of the same age in a small town.Then, because of some boring curiosity, he came to this city and Lu Ping's side.

Before that, Lu Ping's family background had been clearly laid out on his table. He knew that Lu's family was poor and that Lu Ping was a marginal figure in school, so he naturally thought that Lu Ping pretended to be him because of vanity.

However, when he really got to know Lu Ping, he found that Lu Ping was completely different from what he had imagined.

This young man is clean and clear, with open eyes that can almost reflect his soul.Shen Yuze has never seen anyone like Lu Ping. He is both inferior and proud, innocent and cunning.

The longer we knew each other, the more Shen Yuze couldn't understand why Lu Ping pretended to be him.

He admits that he just has a bad taste-he is willing to let the little mouse pretend to be a cat for a while before getting the final answer.

However, Lu Ping was too careless. Is there such a stupid mouse in the world? This is the first time Lu Ping has shown his feet in front of Shen Yuze?

This time, Shen Yuze didn't want to let him go so easily.He decided to tease him.

——Isn't it just acting with each other, Shen Yuze will also act!

Shen Yuze: "Lu Ping, you might as well admit it."

"!!" The little mouse didn't know what the cat was thinking. He thought he was telling the truth. He stiffened and asked stammeringly, "Admit, what do you admit?"

"Admit that you admire me." Shen Yuze said nonsense, "When I was in my previous school, there were people who would secretly take photos of me like you. Some even took sneak photos and sold them to girls in lower grades. If you want to do the same Why don't you just tell me about this business, I'll let you shoot it generously, and you'll get [-]% of the money you make."

"It's not that I'm poor and crazy, why should I sell your photos!!" Lu Ping never thought about such a thing, and his first reaction was to deny it.But after the words were spoken, he suddenly turned his head around, and asked coyly, "...that, is it you and me?"

Shen Yuze: "What are you thinking, of course it's you two and eight."

Lu Ping moaned and complained that he was too black-hearted, but he still couldn't hold back and began to count the accounts with his fingers. The more he calculated, the more he felt that this business was profitable.

Shen Yuze was just teasing him, but when Lu Ping really started to plan, the smile on Shen Yuze's face gradually disappeared.

"Lu Ping, you don't really intend to sell my photos to make money, do you?"

"Um...this is..."

"Lu, Ping!!"

"Why are you angry? It's not that I won't share the bill with you..."

Just when the two of them were muttering like kindergarten children arguing, mother's voice came from the kitchen——

"Lu Ping! Stop chatting, come and serve me food!"

"Oh!" Lu Ping hurriedly got up.

With Lu's mother's interruption, the matter of whether the photo was taken or not was immediately left behind by them.The sky is big and the earth is big, of course eating is the biggest thing.

The Lu family's house is a self-built two-story building. As soon as you enter the door on the first floor, you will find a spacious (and poorly decorated) hall, which is used as a living room and a dining room.

Lu Ping pulled out the rarely used folding table from the back of the cabinet, wiped it carefully, set up a folding stool next to it, set up the dishes, and then hurried to the large kitchen next to it.

As soon as the kitchen door was pushed open, the aroma of the food rolled out. The plum cake that Lu Ping ate in the morning had long been digested. Now he smelled the familiar smell of home-cooked food, and his stomach growled with hunger.

In the kitchen, Lu's father and Lu's mother each occupied a stove, and the husband and wife "merged their swords", and local dishes full of Jiaojiang characteristics were cooked one after another.

Jiaojiang is adjacent to the sea, where the emphasis is on "no fish, no banquet". No matter who entertains guests, shrimp, crab, fish and squid are indispensable.A small octopus abounds here, which has a very romantic name called "Wangchao".Its scientific name is short octopus (shao), and it lives in the tidal flats near the sea. It goes out when the tide is high and returns to its nest when the tide is low.Because of its small size, Wangchao is difficult to catch, so it is expensive in the market, and it can only be played during festivals.The method of Wangchao is also very simple - no need to add any condiments, just boil it in hot water, take it out and dip it in soy sauce directly, and you will eat the original taste.

Of course... Shen Yuze, who is allergic to most seafood, does not have this to take orally.

Although Shen Yuze can't eat it, his driver and two "distant relatives" can eat it.

Beside the round table, Lu's father and mother let everyone eat food. Shen Yuze looked at the seafood on the table, as well as the driver and "distant relatives" who were feasting beside him, and fell into thought: Otherwise, he will try it too, and he will go to the hospital later reports.

"Shen Yuze, those seafood dishes are for them. The dishes here are specially prepared for you, and they are also our local specialties. You can try them." Seeing him hesitating and refusing to put down his chopsticks, Lu Ping thought he didn't know him The ingredients in front of him, I hurriedly introduced them to him.

This season is a good time to eat pumpkin vines and kale sprouts. Later, these two vegetables will not be able to bite.

When processing pumpkin vines, the old stems should be removed, leaving only the young shoots and thin stems. After the oil is hot, first add garlic to saute until fragrant, and then fry the vine seedlings quickly.This is a quick dish. The pumpkin vines can be taken out of the pot after they are cooked and softened. The green clusters are served on the plate, which is fragrant and refreshing.

The kale seedlings still have a little stamen in the middle, and they are cooked with ham. The oily aroma of the marinated ham slices is combined with the fragrance of the kale seedlings. It is another common local delicacy.

In addition, on the table are eggs picked in summer, stir-fried glutinous rice cakes with wild mushrooms and green vegetables, glutinous rice balls, and glutinous rice pork belly stuffed with chestnuts and carrots...

Shen Yuze, a northerner, had never tasted these dishes.

For a moment, he didn't know which dish to order first.

At this moment, Father Lu suddenly got up and filled a bowl of soup from the crock pot next to him, put it in front of Shen Yuze, and asked him to drink it while it was hot in stumbling Mandarin.

This bowl of soup is brown in color, and there is a strong aroma of rice wine.Shen Yuze poked into the bowl with a spoon and stirred it, and found that there were large pieces of meat, sliced ​​ginger, and some kind of... fruit?

"This is—lychee??" Shen Yuze's voice raised involuntarily.What kind of wonderful combination is it to put lychees in the broth?

"Yes, it's lychees." Lu Ping likes to see such ignorant expressions on northerners' faces the most!He was in a good mood, "This is our special stewed soup here, called 'lychee sandwich meat'. The sandwich meat is pork foreleg meat, which is chewy; the lychee is made of aged lychee. This is my dad's unique skill at the bottom of the box. , Waiting for my mother to set up a shop, but it will be sold!"

Don’t underestimate this small bowl of soup. The soup base is boiled with rice wine and sliced ​​ginger, and served with an appropriate amount of brown sugar.One bowl down, and sweating and nourishing.

To be honest, the combination of lychee and pork is so uncoordinated that many foreigners think it is a "dark dish", but for Lu Ping, who has been drinking since childhood, this is a delicacy that can only be drunk when he is sick.

Shen Yuze didn't tell Lu Ping that he never ate ginger.If his chef put such a bowl of ginger-flavored hot soup in front of him, he would never take a bite.Moreover, he also hates cooking fruit, such as pineapple glutinous rice, fried pork slices with water chestnuts, and pear stew, all of which are on his food blacklist.

But looking at Lu Ping's shining eyes, Shen Yuze couldn't say no.

Then... just take a sip.

A spoonful of hot soup entered his throat, and a sweet and spicy taste that he had never experienced exploded on the tip of Shen Yuze's tongue.Different from Korean sweet and spicy and Thai sweet and spicy, this kind of spiciness from ginger and sweetness from lychee is an authentic local taste.

They don't conflict... On the contrary, they merge very cleverly.

It's so weird, take another sip.

Take another sip.

Take another sip.

Before he knew it, a bowl of soup was drained, and even the meat and dried lychees in the bowl were eaten up by Shen Yuze.

This is really an incredible thing for him who picks and chooses his daily meals.

If his private chef saw that he could drink a bowl of ginger soup so cleanly, his jaw would drop in shock.

Lu Ping watched Shen Yuze finish a bowl of soup with a smile, and his mood improved. This feeling was the same as that of him feeding the big black cat at the back door of the school. It was such a sense of accomplishment!

……

Shen Yuze couldn't stop his chopsticks for this lunch.Seventeen or eighteen-year-old boys already have a big appetite, and he and Lu Ping almost "cleared up" the dishes in front of them.With them as examples, An An also ate half a bowl of rice more than usual today.

Lu's father and Lu's mother are of course very happy that the guests are so supportive.

After lunch, Shen Yuze took out the gifts he had prepared for the Lu family - a VIP life-long physical examination card for the elderly in a private hospital, five princess dresses for his younger sister, and English textbooks for Lu Ping.

Faced with these gifts, the family of four behaved differently.

Lu's father and Lu's mother refused again and again, rubbing their hands on the apron again and again, not knowing whether to answer: "Xiao Shen, you are too expensive!"

An An was so excited that she turned around in circles. She hugged one of the sky blue princess dresses excitedly. Before she had time to take off her clothes, she put the princess dress on the outside, then climbed onto the chair, clutching a piece of paper in her hand, Sing and perform "letitgo".

Only Lu Ping, he looked at the English textbook that was half the height of a person, and he was confused.

Thank you, the gift was received 1 minute ago, and the person disappeared 1 minute later.

He slumped on the chair, dumbfounded, his soul almost flew out of his mouth.

He couldn't judge for a while, whether the books Shen Yuze gave him were thanks or revenge...

"Look at this kid, he's so happy!" Mother Lu didn't see his out-of-this-world stiffness at all, and thought he was too happy.

She was gratified and moved that her son could become friends with Shen Yuze.

In her opinion, Shen Yuze is really a very good child.Although the family is rich, he is not arrogant and coquettish, and he speaks and does things properly. Knowing that Lu Ping's English is poor, he brought so many tutoring materials.Pingping is really lucky to have such a good friend.

Shen Yuze asked two "distant relatives" to move the books to Lu Ping's room, and Lu's mother hurriedly said, "Don't bother, a few books are not too heavy, just let Lu Ping move them by himself, he is not so delicate. Just right, you can too Go to the flat room and rest for a while."

Mother Lu rolled her eyes, and there were a few more smile lines at the corners of her eyes: "I know you're coming, yesterday Pingping was sweeping the floor and cleaning the table, and even changed the sheets and quilts into a new set. Xiao Shen, if you're tired , you can take a nap in his bed."