fake god

Every morning after the second class, there is a 10-minute inter-class exercise time.But today it was raining, and the exercises between classes were cancelled, and the students unexpectedly got an extra long rest time.

"Would you like to go down and buy some bread?"

"Okay! I'll stop by and buy a bottle of Coke!"

"Wait! Bring me a bag of potato chips!"

Sixteen and seventeen-year-old boys and girls are in the developmental period. Although they had breakfast in the morning, they digested it after two hours. The classmates went to the canteen downstairs to buy snacks in groups. .

Chen Miaomiao ran from the front of the classroom to the last row. She first looked at Shen Yuze, and then quickly shifted her gaze shyly; she knocked on Lu Ping's desk and akimbo aggressively: "Why did you pass the note just now? Disappeared in the middle? You are really pissing me off."

Before Lu Ping could speak, Shen Yuze actually spoke: "I told him not to pass the note."

Chen Miaomiao: "?!"

Shen Yuze said lightly: "Don't do such small tricks during class time, it will affect my listening."

Lu Ping: "..." Hey young master, you have never heard lectures in class!

But Shen Yuze's aura was enough to bluff people, and Chen Miaomiao, who was sitting in the front row, didn't know that Shen Yuze was a fake academic bully, so he was really bluffed by him!

She nodded awkwardly, and really wanted to ask the person involved what was behind the beating incident on Saturday, but she really didn't have the guts to gossip about Shen Yuze's iceberg face.

It just so happened that her little sisters came to her and asked her if she wanted to go to the canteen downstairs to buy bread. Chen Miaomiao was worried that she would not be able to get down the steps, so she hurried away arm in arm with her little sisters.

After they left, Lu Ping's side finally returned to tranquility.

Lu Ping couldn't sit still anymore. He touched the cake that was still warm in his bag, and asked his tablemate in a low voice: "Everyone is going to buy bread...Shen Yuze, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something?"

Shen Yuze glanced at Chen Miaomiao, who hadn't gone far, and his mood couldn't be called sunny: "I'm not hungry, I won't eat."

"..."

"What, are you hungry?"

"Yes, a little." Lu Ping shrank his neck.Now is not the time for dinner, so such a big cake will definitely not be finished; he originally planned to excuse himself to be hungry, take out the cake he made himself, and then give half of it to Shen Yuze, so that he can taste his own craftsmanship.

Unexpectedly, Shen Yuze didn't play cards according to common sense at all.

Only Shen Yuze's tone was cold: "If you are hungry, bear it."

Lu Ping: "???"

Shen Yuze: "Eating too many carbohydrates during non-dinner hours will make the brain stupid and affect the state of work and study."

Lu Ping was dizzy: "Carbohydrates?"

"It's the staple food of all starches, for example," Shen Yuze paused, biting two words, "—bread."

His original intention was to dispel Lu Ping's idea of ​​going downstairs to buy bread, but he didn't expect that the two of them were talking like chicken and duck, and misunderstood each other's meaning.

Lu Ping let out a soft "ah": the staple food of starch... the embedded cake made of rice cake must also be counted.

Shen Yuze's tone was too solemn, and Lu Ping couldn't help but believe it.Lu Ping thought, if Shen Yuze's family is so rich, there must be some kind of nutritionist or something. It is estimated that what to eat and how much to eat every day will be prepared by the chef, and he will definitely not eat indiscriminately.

Therefore, Lu Ping could only hold back the rest of the words in aggrieved manner, and never asked Shen Yuze to eat again.

……

Until the end of the morning class, Lu Ping still didn't find a chance to give Shen Yuze the inlay cake he made himself.

As soon as the lunch break arrived, Shen Yuze left the classroom on time.Lu Ping knew that his driver was waiting for him outside the school gate, thinking that Shen Yuze would have delicious food cooked by the chef after returning home, and the cold embedded cake in his schoolbag became the ashes in fairy tales against the backdrop girl.

The white and fat glutinous rice dumpling lay listlessly in a plastic bag. As an embedded cake, the meaning of its existence was to be eaten.It's a pity that it failed to fulfill its mission at all, so it was so cool.

No matter how hard Lu Ping worked in the morning, how frustrated he is now.

The lunch break in Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School lasted for an hour and a half. The students were like hungry wolves just out of their cages, pushing each other to the cafeteria.The food in the school cafeteria is cheap and plentiful. There are big pot rice and small stir-fry. There is even a window selling local specialties of Jiaojiang ginger noodle soup and wheat shrimp. In winter, a hot bowl can warm the whole body from the stomach.

When everyone was rushing towards the cafeteria, Lu Ping went against the flow of people, and walked to the back door of the school alone, holding the cold cake in his hand.

Of course, the taste of the cold embedded cake is not as good as that of freshly baked cakes, but Lu Ping, who cherishes food, is reluctant to throw it away.

Lu Ping decided to eat it himself.

There is a small garden at the back gate of the school. There are many mosquitoes in summer, and few people like to stick to it.But Lu Ping enjoys the tranquility and freedom here, and most importantly - there are Lu Ping's "friends" here.

"Fortune, fortune!"

The young man squatted under a big tree, shaking the plastic bag in his hand, and there was a sound from the rubbing of the plastic bag. This movement is not special to ordinary people, but it fell into the ears of Lu Ping's "friend", it was the sound he had with him. It's a sign of meeting.

A few leaves fluttered and fell down.A sweet "meow" sounded from above, and the boy raised his head and looked at the big tree swaying above his head.

Among the dense branches and leaves, a black cat with four hooves on the snow showed its small head, its golden pupils gathered into a vertical line, and tilted its head to look at the human boy whom it hadn't seen for many days.

"Fortune! Come down!" Seeing the cat, Lu Ping had a big smile on his face, "There is meat to eat today!"

That's right, this black cat named Zhaocai is Lu Ping's only friend at school.

The black cat moves nimbly, and it lands on such a tall tree with one easy leap.It is not bloated and plump like a domestic cat. It is lean, but muscular and has a shiny coat.It flipped in mid-air and landed lightly in front of the land, looking like an elegant ballet dancer.

Then, the ballet dancer screamed "Meow Meow Meow" with a clip sound, and ran over to rub Lu Ping with her tail shaking.

A cat's tail wag is very different from a dog's tail wag.When a dog wags its tail, it sweeps left and right from the root of the tail, like the windshield wiper on a car; while a cat wags its tail, pointing its tail straight to the sky, but the tip of its tail hooks a human's calf in a thousand turns.

Every time Lu Ping was caught by it on his calf, his heart was almost taken away by this clip cat.

Lu Ping squatted down, rubbed the cat's little furry head, took out the embedded cake wrapped in a plastic bag with the other hand, and coaxed it softly: "Zhaocai, there is a lot of meat today."

The cat seemed to understand, and wagged its tail even more vigorously.

Lu Ping and Zhaocai met a year ago. At that time, Lu Ping, who had just entered the first year of high school, was faintly excluded by his classmates. No one even wanted to sit at the same table with him during lunch break.One noon, he deliberately did not go to the cafeteria, but came to the small garden with the cake made by his mother. He told himself: It was not that other people excluded him, but that he voluntarily chose not to have lunch with them!

At that time, he was sitting under this tree, enjoying the wind while eating cakes.

But I don't know why, although the cake in his hand is so delicious, he cried while eating it.

Just as he was wiping away tears in a panic, there was a sound of leaves rustling above his head—the next second, a black cat with four hooves on the snow fell from the sky and landed heavily in his arms.

In the blink of an eye, he and this naughty little black cat have known each other for a year.

Lu Ping stroked the back of the black cat with one hand, while thinking: "Good cats have good food....Hmph, what kind of carbohydrates, what kind of starch, a certain young master will never know what he missed!"

"--What did I miss?"

"I missed what I did with my own hands...ah!" Lu Ping finally came to his senses, trembling with fright, and sat down on the ground.

He raised his head stupidly, and looked at the figure against the light——

The noon sun pampered that handsome young man especially, coating his body with a layer of golden light.The young man lowered his head, his handsome face showed a hint of narrowness: "Lu Ping, are you speaking ill of me behind my back?"

"Why are you here?" Lu Ping stuttered, "You, didn't you go home for lunch?"

Shen Yuze didn't answer, he stretched out his hand and pulled Lu Ping up from the ground.Clasping both hands, Shen Yuze's hand was very strong, and Lu Ping was lifted lightly by him with almost no force.

As soon as Shen Yuze appeared, the little black cat ran away with a "meow" in fright.The cat has always been very vigilant. It didn't run too far, but ran behind the tree, only showing a small head, and breathed at Shen Yuze.

"Do you like cats?" Shen Yuze looked at the cat that was quite hostile to him from afar.

"Yeah." Lu Ping nodded, "It's a pity that we can't raise them at home, so we can only feed them casually."

He posted a lot of pictures of cats on his social accounts, the most of which is this lucky cat.When he was nobody before, no one cared about his cat photos, but since he became @fake-diamond, all the cat photos he posted are fans of cloud sucking cats.

Shen Yuze looked at the large white dumplings wrapped in plastic bags in his hand: "You just use this to feed? Can cats eat it?"

"This is... this is..." Lu Ping muttered, "I'll pick out the meat inside and give it to it, and I'll eat the rest."

"You are kind." Shen Yuze chuckled, "Obviously it belongs to me, but my master hasn't agreed yet, so you just feed it to the cat?"

"Eh???" Lu Ping looked at him in surprise.

Shen Yuze raised his eyebrows: "You've been weird since this morning. Isn't this thing made for me?"

"..." Lu Ping's face was blushing, but he still had to speak hard, "This is a lot of carbohydrates, young master, won't you be afraid that your brain will become stupid if you eat it?"

Shen Yuze laughed at himself: "I transferred here, which is already the stupidest thing I have ever done."

Lu Ping didn't understand this sentence, and Shen Yuze didn't explain it either.

The two sat side by side on a bench under the shade of a tree. Lu Ping handed Shen Yuze the cake wrapped in layers of plastic bags, and told him that this was the business that the family depended on for a living.

Heavy and fluffy dumplings are very rare for Shen Yuze. Although the rice cakes outside are already cold, Bai Shengsheng's appearance still looks very appetizing.

Shen Yuze asked, "What's inside?"

Lu Ping counted for him with his fingers: "Braised meat, vegetables and diced pickled vegetables, I don't know if you are used to eating them."

Because he was going to bring the cake to school, Lu Ping was worried that the cake would be spilled on the road, so this time, instead of leaving a small hole when wrapping the cake, he pinched all the edges tightly and turned it into a complete big cake. belly dumplings.

It was the first time for Shen Yuze to eat this kind of food. He was quite cautious about what he took in. He observed it carefully, then opened his mouth, and carefully bit down on the corner of the dumpling.

The entrance is a tough rice cake skin, which does not stick to the mouth like ordinary rice cakes. The rice cake skin made of japonica rice only retains the flexibility and softness of the rice cake, but it does not overwhelm the audience; The aroma of stewed meat, the hot and sour taste of pickled vegetables... Each flavor retains its own characteristics and blends together harmoniously.

At that moment, it was like the colorful paint was knocked over on the tip of the tongue, and it was like a whole symphony orchestra singing in unison in the mouth.

Lu Ping stared nervously at Shen Yuze, this was the first time he brought cakes for friends to taste.Will Shen Yuze like it, can Shen Yuze like it?

It was Shen Yuze who was eating, but Lu Ping was so nervous that his stomach cramped.

His gaze was as hot as real, and it was difficult for Shen Yuze to chew the food in his mouth slowly under such gaze, and finally his Adam's apple rolled and swallowed.Until then, Lu Ping, who had been holding his breath, was relieved and exhaled impatiently.

"Why, how is it?" Lu Ping's eyes sparkled, like a child asking for credit, "Is it delicious? Are you used to it?"

"It's delicious." Shen Yuze pondered for a while, his brows gradually frowned, "But, did you put shredded carrots?"

Lu Ping's heart sank: "You don't eat carrots?"

"Eat." Shen Yuze denied: "But I only eat carrots that don't taste like carrots. When the chef at home cooks carrots, he will blanch them in advance to remove the smell."

Lu Ping: ...It's better not to eat carrots! !

Shen Yuze lowered his head and looked in through the bitten opening of the embedded cake: "What is this sour diced vegetable?"

"It's the sour cowpea pickled by my family. You don't just don't eat cowpeas, do you?"

"I eat cowpeas." Shen Yuze denied again, "but I don't like sour things."

The smile on the corner of Lu Ping's mouth was almost unstoppable, so he simply smashed the jar, with a slumped face, and said, "Master Shen, what else do you not want to eat, just say it in one breath."

Shen Yuze didn't realize that he was disgusted by Lu Ping at all, and actually told all the things he didn't eat.He eats on weekdays, and he never tires of fine food and fine stew. The taboo ingredients are a long page, and every time the chef cooks, he has to work hard.

Until then, Lu Ping finally understood why Shen Yuze had to go home to eat at noon every day, because with his pick and choose, the school cafeteria really couldn't afford the big Buddha.

Lu Ping said angrily: "Forget it, give it back to me if you don't like it. I'll feed the cat."

"No." Shen Yuze dodged his hand that was about to grab the cake, and said solemnly, "Although the taste is different from what I imagined, I can't waste your heart."

Lu Ping sneered: "Give it to the cat, and the cat will not waste my heart!"

What a handsome guy, why does he have a picky mouth?If his picky look was exposed on the Internet, half of the people would lose their fans.

Although Shen Yuze was picky and picky, he still ate more than half of the cakes that Lu Ping brought over seriously.People who eat embedded cakes for the first time tend to get the fillings everywhere, which is very embarrassing; but Shen Yuze eats very elegantly, even if it is an embedded cake that can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys, he In his hand, his worth doubled.

For the remaining third, Shen Yuze couldn't finish it. He squeezed out the stuffing and put it on the ground, calling the black cat to come and eat.

The black cat was still wary of him, and after a long time, it ran over cautiously.

The two sat on the bench, chatting endlessly while watching the cat eat and drink.The afternoon sun shone warmly on them, Lu Ping was lazy all over, the leaves swayed in the late summer breeze, and occasionally withered petals would slowly fall on them.

This is a leisurely afternoon that Lu Ping has never enjoyed before. With his new friends beside him (if you ignore the fact that he stole their photos), there is a cute cat in front of him. Neither matter at this point.

Lu Ping stretched his waist a lot. He was drowsy and exhausted all the self-control in his body to force himself not to fall on Shen Yuze's shoulder.

"Lu Ping, thank you for the embedded cake." Shen Yuze's voice came from beside his ears, "You haven't had lunch yet, have I treated you to lunch?"

"There shouldn't be anything to eat in the cafeteria now, let's go to the canteen and buy something." Lu Ping yawned, rubbed his eyes sleepily, and looked at the table beside him, "I ate quite a lot in the morning... "

Suddenly, Lu Ping's eyes widened suddenly - he found that a red spot appeared on Shen Yuze's hands.

Shen Yuze's complexion is fair, and the erythema is very conspicuous.They extended from under his sleeves to the back of his hands, quickly swelled and spread, and similar red spots appeared on his neck under his collar!

Lu Ping: "!!!" He hurriedly motioned Shen Yuze to take a look, "What's going on with you?"

Shen Yuze was startled, and looked down at his hand.

When he saw the red spots on his hands, he immediately reacted and asked, "Lu Ping, is there any seafood in the cake?"

"Seafood? No, no... No!" Lu Ping finally remembered, "There is shrimp oil in the broth of my stew.

To taste! "

Shen Yuze's face changed suddenly: "I'm allergic to shrimp."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping: "..."

Lu Ping was about to cry.

It turns out that the perfect male god is not only a picky eater, but also has a glass stomach that is allergic to seafood!