fake god

Shen Yuze used imperative sentences, which Lu Ping could not refuse at all.

And Lu Ping... really couldn't refuse.

After all, this is the first time since he entered Jiaojiang No. [-] Middle School that a classmate asked him to go out on weekends.There are small groups one after another in their class. Every weekend, the milk tea shops and fried chicken shops around the school are always overcrowded. The students will occupy a big table and drink milk tea together while writing (copying) homework .

These "weekend activities" have never had anything to do with Lu Ping.

At the beginning, Lu Ping would also be disappointed, but later he looked away.A cup of non-dairy creamer mixed with tea can sell for more than 20 yuan, and his real cake is only sold for [-] yuan. His parents' money is not blown by the wind. Why would he waste that money and energy? What about those who look down on him?

If Shen Yuze asked him to go to a milk tea shop (although Shen Yuze didn't look like someone who would drink milk tea), then Lu Ping would still hesitate.

But going to the Book Building...

In front of Shen Yuze, Lu Ping couldn't restrain himself from telling lies to protect the young man's delicate self-esteem: "...It just so happens that I also have a few books I want to buy, so see you tomorrow."

"Okay." Shen Yuze's voice came from the receiver, "Lu Ping, see you tomorrow."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Ping couldn't help but smirked at Shen Yuze's photo on the phone screen.

God, what should I do, he has been looking forward to "tomorrow" from this very second.

……

They meet at ten o'clock on Saturday morning.

Before Lu Ping went out, Father Lu opened the pocket that he usually wore around his waist when he went out of the stall, took out a wad of change from it, thought about it, put it back, and exchanged it for two complete hundred-yuan bills.

Father Lu handed the money to his son: "Pingping, this is the first time you go out to play with your classmates, so be generous as you should, and don't let your classmates see jokes."

"Dad..." Lu Ping's eyes became hot, and he quickly lowered his head.He didn't expect his father to be so careful and silently pay attention to his friendship.

Mother Lu washed some fruits and stuffed them in Lu Ping's schoolbag, telling him to go early and return early; the younger sister obediently handed an umbrella to his brother, because the weather forecast said there would be rain.

So, Lu Ping, like Momotaro who went out on an adventure for the first time in his life, took his father's pocket money, mother's fruit, sister's umbrella and full of love, and jumped on the bus bound for the South Bank.

There is no direct bus to the Book Building on the North Shore, so you can only take the nearest intersection and walk there for 15 minutes.

The journey went smoothly. When Lu Ping arrived at the bus stop, light rain poured down from the sky. He was well prepared, took out the folding umbrella from his bag in a hurry, and pressed the button to open it—only a "swish" sound was heard , the umbrella popped up, and on the light blue umbrella, the noble and elegant Queen Aisha showed a reserved smile to Lu Ping.

Lu Ping: "..."

Thank you, sister.Thank you for giving my brother my favorite umbrella. My brother was very moved and decided to dictate [-] English words to my sister after returning home.

Thinking of walking in the rain with Queen Elsa, the temperature on Lu Ping's face rose a few degrees in vain.

Or... just rushing straight through the rain?

Just when Lu Ping was hesitating, a black car pierced through layers of rain and passed by the opposite lane.

The car was driving neither fast nor slow, enough for people to see the flying silver letter logo in the center of the rear of the car.The curlicues are extraordinarily elegant, neither frivolous nor restrained.

Together with Lu Ping, sheltering from the rain on the bus platform was a young couple. The girl stared at the luxury car speeding by in the drizzle, and exclaimed, "That car is so beautiful, it must be very expensive, right?"

Her boyfriend answered patiently, but Lu Ping had already said the answer from the bottom of his heart before him.

- That's a Porsche Cayenne.If a little bit of paint is rubbed off on the rear of the car, you can't afford to pay for the painting if you sell a taxi.

The windows of that car were covered with privacy film, and the distinguished guests in the car were well hidden.

But Lu Ping somehow knew who was sitting in that car.

Lu Ping started picking lemons again: Shen Yuze is really big enough, and it is worthwhile for the driver to drive a Cayenne to pick up a few reference books when he goes to the Book Building;Lu Ping was personally escorted by Her Majesty the Queen of Arendelle.

Lu Ping was amused by his own imagination, and he suddenly lost his breath with a smile - because the Porsche Cayenne, which was supposed to go away, turned around at the intersection in front and drove towards the bus platform!

The drizzle was blown away by the wind, and Lu Ping's fluctuating mood was wrapped in the drizzle, drifting farther and farther together.

The car slid gently towards the bus stop and stopped in front of the land.

The rear window was lowered, and a handsome young man appeared behind the window.

This was the first time Lu Ping saw Shen Yuze wearing casual clothes. He was wearing a pure black front-shoulder T-shirt, which made his face white as jade.The drizzle mixed with the breeze rolled into the car through the cracks in the windows. Shen Yuze's gaze lightly passed over the umbrella in Lu Ping's hand, and his thin lips said two words: "Get in the car."

Lu Ping: "...Huh?"

Shen Yuze: "Do you really want to walk to the Book Building with that ugly and stupid umbrella?"

"Please show some respect to this umbrella!" Lu Ping was unhappy, "Do you know how many girls can't let go of this dream!"

As if to confirm Lu Ping's words, at this moment a young mother happened to pass by them holding the hand of her daughter. The girl wore two shofar braids and was no older than five years old. She turned her head every step and stared at the sky blue An Elsa umbrella in pink, longing written all over her face.

Lu Ping was extremely proud: "See, I'm also a girl killer!"

Shen Yuze: "..." He asked blankly, "Girl Killer, are you going to get in the car or not?"

"Go." Lu Ping finally obediently put away the umbrella, opened the door and jumped into the car.

This kind of luxury car worth millions is certainly not comparable to a taxi that can be bought for tens of thousands of dollars.The interior of the whole car is made of pure leather, and the aroma inside the car is elegant, like the aroma of some kind of orchid.

Lu Ping hugged his precious umbrella and sat beside Shen Yuze stiffly.Every muscle of his was tense, his buttocks only touched the edge of the seat a little, and he didn't dare to sit too firm, for fear of breaking the expensive leather seat.

He is like a mortal who has strayed into the fairy palace, worried that if he breathes loudly, he will wake up from this dream.

Who would have thought that he was still fantasizing about going to school in a luxury car on the Internet a few days ago, but today, he really got into this luxury car!

Seeing his cautious look, Shen Yuze was a little funny: "Just put the umbrella on the footrest."

"No, no, no..." Lu Ping shook his head, "The umbrella is still dripping, what should I do if the car gets wet?"

"Of course someone will clean it up when it gets wet," Shen Yuze ordered him, "Put it down."

Lu Ping put down the umbrella reflexively.

After putting down the umbrella, he became more courageous.

He began to try to put his whole body weight on the seat - oh my god, this seat is really good, it's soft and hard, and it's more comfortable than a sofa!

Lu Ping's body slowly slid back along the seat until his back was against the back of the chair.

At the same time as his whole body sank, a strange sigh came out of his throat, like some kind of small animal whose jaw had been scratched.When he realized what strange noise he was making, he blushed, immediately raised his hand to cover his mouth, and subconsciously looked at Shen Yuze beside him... Fortunately, Shen Yuze didn't notice his gaffe.

Lu Ping found that there were some strange "small light bulbs" hidden on the roof of this car. The roof itself was made of black pure leather, and those miniature light bulbs were hidden in it. If you don't look carefully, you can't see it at all.

Lu Ping: "Why are there so many small light bulbs on the roof?"

Shen Yuze: "This is the starlight."

"Starlight?"

"Well, it's more beautiful at night—like having actual stars overhead."

Lu Ping: "..."

Damn, this is the happiness of capitalists, can't I imagine...

Before Lu Ping finished exploring all the mysteries of this car, the speed of the car gradually slowed down. Looking out from the window, it turned out that they had turned into the street where the Book Building was located before they knew it.But for some reason, there was a lot of traffic here, and all the cars in the front, back, left, and right were honking their horns non-stop.

The noise coming from all directions made Shen Yuze frowned.

"what happened?"

The driver looked forward and replied respectfully: "Master," (Lu Ping: God, the driver actually called him "Master"?!) "There seems to be an accident ahead, which is why the traffic jam is like this."

Lu Ping was quite familiar with the road conditions here, the intersection in front of him was very narrow, there would be accidents every now and then, and it was raining again today, so it was reasonable to be blocked like this.

Lu Ping suggested: "Actually, the distance is very close, otherwise let's get out of the car and walk over."

Shen Yuze estimated the time cost of the traffic jam, and decided to follow Lu Ping's suggestion.

The car merged into the side road and stopped on the side of the road. Shen Yuze got out of the car first.He wore a pair of handsome knight boots today, which made his legs slender, like a model.Lu Ping stood beside him holding his sister's Elsa umbrella, and he made him look like a dusty ugly duckling.

But Lu Ping has a very good mentality, an ugly duckling is an ugly duckling, he was born as a duckling.

Shen Yuze frowned slightly, and looked at the umbrella in his hand with disgust: "Why do you take such an ugly umbrella?"

"Don't judge an umbrella by its appearance, can you? Let it be an ugly umbrella and a beautiful umbrella. A good umbrella can keep out the rain on rainy days." Lu Ping retorted.

Shen Yuze turned a deaf ear to his fallacies.

It is absolutely impossible for the young master to condescend to wear such a delicate princess umbrella.

The tall and long-legged boy turned around and walked towards the direction of the book building. Fortunately, there were many shops on this street. He walked under the eaves. As long as he was careful, he would not get wet by the rain.

He walked in a hurry, with big steps, Lu Ping couldn't keep up, so he could only trot and chase behind him with difficulty.

Lu Ping chased and muttered: "Hey, Shen Yuze, you really don't use an umbrella?"

Shen Yuze put one hand in his pocket, stepped forward, and didn't bother to answer.

Seeing that there was only the last intersection left to reach the Book Building, suddenly, a harsh horn sounded from the bicycle lane beside them, and a rampant electric car passed by the lane beside them. It did not slow down at all, and the wheels rolled over Passing over the stagnant water on the ground, a "huge wave" was instantly set off!

The "big wave" was black and gray, with white foam, mixed with fallen leaves, stones and some inexplicable debris, and splashed in the direction of Shen Yuze.

Shen Yuze was unprepared, and immediately froze in place.Everything in front of him seemed to be a slow-motion movie, every frame and every second was infinitely extended in the torrent of time, and the sound was taken away from his sensory world. The only thing he could do was to watch Dirty water is coming...

However, in the midst of this flash, a slender figure rushed over and stood in front of Shen Yuze!

At the same time, a crisp "bang" sounded in his ears, and the light blue umbrella opened automatically. The umbrella was like a shield, blocking all the splashing sewage, not letting a drop of sewage cross the thunder pond.

Shen Yuze's eyes widened slightly, and the figure of the boy from the North Shore was clearly reflected in the amber pupils.

Sewage falls to the ground.

The magic of time dissipated, and Shen Yuze could hear the sound of rain, cars, people, and the laughter of teenagers again.

"Shen Yuze, I have already said—" Lu Ping carried the open princess umbrella on his shoulders, like a warrior carrying his own shield; With a sly smile, "——you need an umbrella on a rainy day!"

……

In the dessert shop opposite the book building, a girl who witnessed everything exclaimed, and choked out the half-drunk cocoa milk from the corner of her mouth.

"Cough, cough, cough..." Chen Miaomiao coughed so hard that she rubbed her eyes and shook her head again, but her sober mind told her that everything she saw just now was real.

She looked across the road at the two teenagers who shared a Disney princess umbrella, and fell into inexplicable chaos.

Chen's mother, who was sitting beside her, hurriedly handed her a tissue, and murmured: "Some people really don't talk about public morals, and the stagnant water doesn't slow down after a rainy day!...But why are you so timid? The stagnant water didn't splash on the On you, why do you cough like this?"

Chen Miaomiao shook her head like a ghost, and murmured: "Mom, you don't understand..."

"What do I not understand?"

"I didn't cough, I got drunk!"