The mountain god is above

A night of absurdity.

After Gao Yuan became dizzy again, he just felt in a daze that he was picked up by the waist, wiped and cleaned, and maybe the bed sheets were changed, because the skin was no longer sticky and slippery.Feeling refreshed, Gao Yuan fell asleep peacefully for ten hours.

After waking up, the sky was dark, and for a while, I couldn't tell the time, and there was a faint sound of rain outside.There are lights inside and outside the house, the color is very light and warm yellow, and the whole wooden structure reflected is softer.

Someone whispered from the kitchen, he rubbed his waist and got off the bed, his feet were a little weak, and he followed the sound.

The first thing that catches the eye is Shen Jiu's back in a cartoon apron. She is tall and steady, with a gray T-shirt and dark jeans. It is obviously a very tough guy's clothing, but somehow it fits that somewhat girly apron very well.Gao Yuan stared at his figure obsessively for 2 minutes, then heard a delicate but arrogant voice——

"Why hasn't he woke up yet? He's been asleep for most of the day." Gao Yuan obviously complained, but Gao Yuan could hear a bit of coquettishness, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched.

Shen Jiu, who was busy making fish, glanced at the little boy next to him, and said lightly, "Don't pretend to me, do you know what's going on?"

Shen Si, who had turned into a human child, covered his mouth happily, but blinked, pretending to be innocent, "Hmph, I don't know what's going on!" It's not like that, it's evil as hell.

Gao Yuan who was not far behind them was angry and embarrassed.Dare to feel that the relationship between their father and son has suddenly improved, so they work together to arrange him, right?Feeling aggrieved and uncomfortable, Gao Yuan deliberately stepped heavily, and the slippers slapped, until the father and son both turned their heads to look at him, he folded his arms and looked cold, "You two have such a good relationship." Sour Sour.

Shen Jiu had a smile in his eyes, but put on a serious look, "He is our son, a father must have a good relationship with him." As he said, his big hand stroked Shen Si's black lacquer lovingly. The furry little head, the furry struggled, but the body was still small, so it couldn't escape the ravages of the big palms.

Gao Yuan took a closer look at his son's current appearance. He looked like a human child about two or three years old. His small white and fat body was lying on the counter, with a stool under his feet. His arms and legs were extremely long, especially With those legs, it is conceivable that when he grows up, he must be a long-legged Oppa.Although the hair is short, it is black and soft, and it makes people feel the urge to reach out and rub it.

The most outstanding thing is the pair of eyebrows - the eyebrows are extremely sharp and heroic, so that they look a little disharmonious on this too immature face; the eyes are of different colors, red like flames, black like night , giving birth to a strong sense of mystery.

Gao Yuan sighed softly in his heart, tsk tsk, good guy, this must be a disaster when he grows up.

"Like the new and dislike the old." Gao Yuan walked into the kitchen, pinched a piece of ribs with his hands, and before stuffing them into his mouth, he suddenly said this sentence.His eyes flicked around Shen Jiu's body, the meaning was obvious - I'm jealous!Love to coax me!

However, Shen Jiu smiled and half hugged and half pushed him out of the kitchen, turned around and led him into the bathroom, and locked the door neatly with a "snap".

Gao Yuan was pressed against the wall by him, his arms were restrained, only the muscles on his face could move freely, um... Shen Jiu's cooking skills are getting better and better... This meat is soft... delicious~ He hasn't After the aftertaste, he felt a coolness on his lips, with a faint mint fragrance, and the soft and flexible long tongue hooked his tongue, sucking and biting lightly, occasionally sweeping across the sensitive palate.

Gao Yuan had a thick skin for coming so fiercely early in the morning, and he couldn't stand it at this time.His face was reddish, he panted and pushed the person a little, Shen Jiu retreated knowingly, but his lips and tongue still lingered on Gao Yuan's face until - Gao Yuan felt something was wrong.

"...Why did you kiss my face?!" Was he still eating ribs just now? !Wouldn't it be greasy to gnaw his face after kissing? !Gao Yuan's face turned dark, damn... The tyrannical Kudao just now changed instantly...

However, Shen Jiu smiled naughtily, and bit Gao Yuan's cheek again, after half a month, he had gained a lot of flesh, and it was very comfortable to touch. "Who told you to eat without brushing your teeth, huh?"

Gao Yuan blushed completely, angrily, "...that doesn't mean you can bully me like this!"

However, Shen Jiu soaked the towel and said, "You are my wife, if I don't bully you, who will bully you?" Bullying is justified.

Pressing the person against the wall with one hand, this time there was no forced kiss, but a gentle wipe with a towel to wipe away the marks left by him. He pressed and kissed again.

After tossing the boss for a while, Shen Jiu came out of the bathroom slowly and contentedly, followed by Gao Yuan with a flushed face and moist eyes, like an elementary school student who had been bullied by an older child, feeling wronged and pitiful.

Shen Si was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs up and shaking. His calves were long, but they were obviously children's legs. They were section by section. Coupled with his wicked little eyes, he was very happy to watch.He glanced at his two fathers, full of contempt, and sighed earnestly, "Pay attention to moderation, moderation."

Gao Yuan's face blushed once more, seeing that little kid who was obviously only two or three years old saying such things with that look, he turned from shame to anger!He wanted to hold the little kid on his lap and spank him hard to prevent him from talking nonsense, but he was hindered by his own son's ability. Cough, although I haven't seen this kid showing off his power yet, from the sudden change in Shen Jiu's attitude towards him, Gao Yuan One conclusion can be drawn: this son is not easy to mess with.

He was a mortal, dared to get involved with Shen Jiu, the mountain god, and even gave birth to a cub, which was far beyond his original life plan.Gao Yuan's courage is limited, and it is estimated that all his bravery in this life was spent on Shen Jiu. At this moment, even though he was ridiculed by his son like this, although he was annoyed, he never dared to pick him up and beat him up. Why?afraid...

As a result, Shen Jiu, who was looking like a virtuous husband, suffered a blow.He was carefully pouring the hot soup into the porcelain bowl, not wanting to be attacked suddenly behind him—a pair of hands unceremoniously slapped his buttocks twice, and the rhythm was pretty good.

Shen Jiu knew that Gao Yuan was behind him, full of murderous aura, tsk.He pretended to be in pain, frowned and looked back at Gao Yuan, pitifully, "Daughter-in-law, you hit too hard...it's all swollen..." As he spoke, he even stretched out his hand to touch Gao Yuan's.

Gao Yuan's face became hot, and he walked away from him, angrily and slightly uncomfortable, and said: "Are you swollen? I haven't complained yet, and you started to act pitiful."

For a long time, Shen Jiu didn't say a word, Gao Yuan glanced suspiciously, but was terrified by Shen Jiu's smile.He forced himself to be calm, and asked with a stiff voice: "Why are you laughing so rippling?"

Shen Jiu still smiled sinisterly, her eyebrows and eyes were very good-looking, but the evil meaning in the smile was too obvious, "Because your... swollen..." The tone was full of pride.

Gao Yuan's head froze, and he immediately realized what he was talking about... Angrily and ashamed, he shook his hands and shouted: "...you are obscene, you are shameless, you bastard!!"

Shen Jiu leaned over with a smile, "Well, I'm obscene, I'm shameless, I'm an asshole, but I love you."

Gao Yuan was instantly dumbfounded. How could anyone talk like that? ! ! !Moreover, Shen Jiu said that he loves him... Except for the fact that he made a vague confession once when the two of them made it clear, this seems to be the first time Shen Jiu said that he loves him?

Seeing that the person in front of him was stunned, Shen Jiu couldn't help feeling soft, kissed his forehead with a smile, and said softly, "It's time to eat, idiot."

Gao Yuan subconsciously said "Oh", but he still stayed there stupidly, with a smile on his face.

Shen Jiu clicked his tongue, and thought to himself, could it be that he is too bad at speaking sweet words?Just such a sentence made the daughter-in-law stupid?It seems that he should pay more attention in the future, but he looked at Gao Yuan who was still smirking, and laughed too.It's easy to coax a daughter-in-law to be stupid.

He brought out the dishes and soup one by one, and put them on the tea table, the kid Shen Si had already grabbed the chopsticks and poked the food there.

Shen Si is smarter than ordinary children in everything, except that he is extremely clumsy when using chopsticks. His fingers are too fat and he is young. Even if he has a good foundation, he will not be of great use at this time.I had no choice but to poke my rice bowl with a bitter face, staring at the plates of meat and vegetables, woo!I really want to grow up quickly! !

After Shen Jiu pulled the idiot out of the room and sat down, the food on the tea table had been tossed about by little devil Shen and it was gone.Shen Jiu glanced at his son, and the little devil knew he was right and silently lowered his head, pawing at the rice in the bowl sadly.

Seeing this kid like this, Shen Jiu felt extremely complacent. He thought he would be a demon king, but now it seems that it is nothing more than that.However, he glanced at the child again, and saw that extremely handsome eyebrows were wrinkled into a ball, like a cabbage, and his heart felt sore again. The chopsticks had already moved ahead, and he had picked up several pieces of crispy and spicy pork ribs and placed them on the table. Child's watermelon-colored bowl.

The child's eyes lit up instantly, and he raised his head and smiled at Shen Jiu, showing his small white teeth like glutinous rice, not to mention how lovely he looked.Looking at it, Shen Jiu's heart felt weak again - dare you, is your son such a creature?

When you are wronged, you will feel distressed, but when you are happy, your heart will still hurt for a while.

The author has something to say: the college entrance examination is over in the afternoon, I don’t know how the exam is going, I hope everything goes well~

The next chapter will bring out the marriage of Master Si~~O(∩_∩)O~ will be an unexpected person~~