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"I'm a cartoonist. Of course, the above sentence is for others to read. For example, in this situation, whenever an aunt from the neighborhood committee comes to take care of my life and wants to have a manga match and ask me what my occupation is , I will always say this: I am a cartoonist. Then the aunt of the neighborhood committee hahaha said that this profession is good, it sounds really good, by the way, brother, do you know where the elite man downstairs works? From the above, it can be seen that even if I beautify my profession, it cannot deceive people.

That's right, in fact, I only draw comics, which are the kind of things that people usually look at pictures much faster than texts, so they think it's worthless.But my family knows my own business, I can't be called a "family", a man who draws manga, or a down-and-out loser who can't even draw manga to support himself.At the beginning, I was also full of ambitions to join this industry. When I was young, I loved to harm my textbooks in class, smearing them into various funny shapes, full of villains and guns , I changed the characters in it into a ridiculous look. Of course, I stopped drawing when the class was over. There are too many things I can do when the class is over, which is far more important than drawing villains.Then came the college entrance examination. I silently looked at my mock exam results. I was very firm and full of the sorrow of a martyr. I told my family that I wanted to be a special student, and I would study comics for the rise of my country. My family looked at my report card again, and said yes, you go, then I went, then I graduated, and then I...

Later, I stayed at home and started to support myself as a cartoonist. Of course, it is not easy to support myself. Usually, I can only accept some small orders from the small comic animation studio that people disdain to draw. The details of the storyboard drawing are so accurate that I have to go crazy, and I always have to redraw them. I am reluctant to delete the daily practice drawings that I usually use for practice. I all try my luck to contribute. Occasionally, one of them will be very happy, even if I get it The manuscript fee is just one meter.Sometimes I look up from the hand-painted board that is not very sensitive and should be changed but I am reluctant to draw. I always want to change my taste, so I draw serial comics on a relatively large original comic website in China, just because It's used for entertainment, so I don't draw with all my heart, and I don't update very diligently, but the comics I drew unexpectedly received a lot of reminders and comments, and I received a lot of monthly tickets that can be used as money. It almost made me want to be a webcomicist, but I was afraid that not every drawing would be liked by people, so I continued to work on the tedious but stable storyboard draft and the occasional scene design of some game characters.

One day I buried my head out of the drawing board, and suddenly remembered that I hadn’t updated the manga for more than half a year, so I poked open the webpage to read it, but found that many waves of readers were frantically asking for updates, and I felt a little guilty, but I already planned not to Continue to draw, save some time to draw more commercial drafts and still have money to eat duck necks, so I opened sai, intending to draw a welfare picture and write the words no longer updated on it, and then I found out that it has already The lustful big Bofoli girl stretched out a hand from her half-exposed breasts, stretched straight out of the screen, and grabbed my body at once, trying to drag me into the computer! "

Alas, it’s useless again, I’ve written for a long time in vain, what’s the point of writing all this!There is no emotion at all, and the readers are not stupid, so how could they buy it!I reluctantly deleted the article I wrote for a long time in the small dark room, and after a long time, I was reluctant to find it from the backup and restore it. I gritted my teeth and wanted to continue writing. If I really changed to another article, it might not be as good as this one.

It's just too old.Look, just open any original comic website and look for those hand-drawn comics. If the first one says that he is a nerd and a useless comic artist, five out of ten must be drawn by the screen. With one hand and dragging the person into the screen, the remaining four will be able to do something horrible, only one will be normal, it can be ignored.

So if the meme is old, let it be old, write it down and talk about it!I first uploaded Chapter 1, then moved my fingers and started to write Chapter 2.

Because I was afraid that I would abandon the new article at any time, I didn't write an outline to save some effort. Chapter 2 should be dragged to another world by those hands, um yes, just write like this:

"I was terrified. I never thought that this kind of ghost story would happen to me. Damn, is it the latest version of Sadako? I want to close my eyes so as not to face something scary, but I have to open them." In case I didn't know how I died, but when I saw these hands clearly, I suddenly lost my fear.

Because these hands are extremely beautiful.

I have never seen such a beautiful hand. This must be a woman's hand, and it is a very beautiful woman's hand. The skeleton is slender, the fingers are light white, warm to the touch, and the fragrance is overwhelming.I think, I'm in love with these hands. "

Then the plot should be that the hero is actually summoned to save another world, and the owner of those hands is actually a certain goddess.In fact, I really wanted to write her as the boss of a horror movie that can only be seen with hands, but unfortunately, I wrote a novel about heroes from other worlds for stallions.I continued to write down, and the first roll of the chuang list was completed, the second roll of the chuang list was completed, and the third roll of the chuang list was also completed. Then the buddy told me that the income of the other world has been broken recently, so I should start a new article early.

In the choice of open after the end, double open, and restart after the pit, I resolutely chose the pit text. You must know that there are countless deep pits behind a successful text, and it would be too stupid to continue the failure.Then start a new article!

Since the other world is very cold recently, then I will write... um, what should I write, you know, I actually like writing about other worlds the most, because it can completely make up everything and save you the effort of looking up information.

Then write about the city!It seems that because the city makes readers feel more involved, the income has always been better than other channels.

"My only hobby is writing novels. Of course, I don't mean how much I love writing. It's just that compared to other things I do in my life, writing novels has become my best thing.

It's a pity that it's only relatively speaking. I'm just an online writer who barely signed a contract. I don't know if I have earned a lunch for the editor according to the percentage. Later, I completely regarded writing as a job. Vent, write if you want to write, don’t update if you don’t want to update, cheat if you want to, it’s not logical if you think too much, because my article is very cold, and I’m tossing around like this, so I basically have no readers, and I do this even more peace of mind.

Then I started to be blind, I wrote me as the absolute protagonist in my article, tall and mighty, very handsome, with extraordinary abilities in all aspects, and a family background that is second to none in the world, I am a very powerful character . "

Why, I suddenly feel so substituting!If the things I wrote were true, I would be the mighty and omnipotent protagonist!Hey, wait a minute, I quickly overturned the previous setting and replaced it with a new one under my inspiration.

Originally, I wanted to write an urban novel in which the protagonist has an adventure and can call the wind and rain, and countless girls cry and throw themselves into their arms, but it can also be changed to this!

"Since that day, I put the label of being cheated on the text again, and I was hit by the electric current flowing out of the computer that suddenly crashed, and I lay unconscious in the hospital for a week. After waking up again, my The whole life changed afterwards.

The change began on that day when I casually typed a line on the document: On that day, a wallet fell in front of XXX, and XXX opened it and found that there was 5000 yuan in it.

At that time, I wanted to write about an inspirational man who relied on the 5000 yuan to start various speculations and then embarked on the road to becoming a master, but after thinking about it for a long time, I felt that I might not be able to write it well. After all, I have to make up how rich and amazing The enemy country is really a troublesome thing, so I have to check the information of all walks of life, so I decisively let this jargon be directly buried in the hard disk, and a wonderful thing happened. The next day, when I went out to buy vegetables , A wallet suddenly fell from the sky, I opened it, and there was exactly 5000 yuan in it, and my life began to change from here. "

That's right, the goldfinger I gave my main character was extra big!What can be written can achieve anything, the most wonderful, most worthy cheat!However, a few restrictions have to be added to it, otherwise there will be too many cheats, and it will be too boring if everything can happen after writing.

"If I thought it was a coincidence at first, but I just found out that the style of this wallet is exactly the same as what I wrote, and I was immediately excited. Think about it, what a gift this is, and it happened to me who is so ugly. The pit text is especially smooth on the little people who can't do anything else! I excitedly took the wallet back and turned on the computer, and quickly typed the words on it: I will meet a beautiful woman who will show love to me.

Then, I waited with great anticipation, and on the second day, a beautiful woman really confessed to me!It's a pity that she left after speaking, as if she never existed.So, I started to conduct various experiments. In my document, I typed all the expectations I could have for the future, but I found that not everything that I wrote down will happen, nor will everything that happens will reach me. The expected value, and after many experiments, I managed to find out some of the rules. "

While grinning, with inexplicable excitement, I began to write down the set conditions, and checked them carefully to prevent any contradictions and omissions.

The author has something to say: it is not finished, and the next chapter will continue.

This article has readers, to be honest, I am surprised.