[Comprehensive martial arts] Soy sauce is everywhere in the rivers and lakes

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It is the professional code of an administrator to be calm about changes.Although aggrieved by being locked in a dark box, her mood is still stable for the time being.

The first thing to do is to use the small map to see clearly what attribute the person who captured her is.

[Sakura, an Japanese ninja, is good at fascination and escape, and has a low threat factor. 】

An Japanese ninja should only act at the request of her customers. Based on what she said, the person to be arrested is the "Princess Jade Sword" who should have become the unlucky one.

It's a pity that Zhang San himself has become this unlucky guy now.The Jade Sword princess was not bad luck, and met a lucky E to help prevent a catastrophe.

"Miss sister, let's have a discussion. You see, you are carrying me on your back, and you still have such a big suitcase, aren't you exhausted?" Zhang San said with reason, "Why don't you let me go, anyway, I will I've been drugged by you, so I can't run away."

Miss Yingzi knocked on the box and said dissatisfiedly: "Slow down, you don't want your tongue anymore, do you?"

Zhang San calmly lowered his voice and said, "Don't let me go. After a while, my medicine will wear off, and my friends will catch up. How are you going to get out? Don't be stubborn, you really caught the wrong person." Now, I'm not some Princess Jade Sword, I'm just a pure passerby taking a bath."

The female ninja named Sakurako was silent.

She is still young, but ninjas have been trained since childhood, so she has very rich experience in the industry, and the success rate of performing tasks is also high.Of course, if you always fail, it is impossible to live today.

Yingzi is very flustered now, because she has a faint belief in her heart that she might really catch the wrong person.

Princess Yujian is just a weak woman raised in a deep boudoir. If she had high martial arts skills, King Shi Tian would never agree to this marriage.On the side of the couch, how can you allow others to sleep soundly?

But how could a weak woman resist the mist of the Japanese ninja in a short period of time, and how could she bargain with her so calmly when she woke up halfway?

"If you weren't Princess Yujian, why would you come out of her room with her clothes on?" Yingzi asked in confusion.

Zhang San was also taken aback, now she finally knew who the Princess Yujian was talking about in Yingzi's mouth, and she also wanted to understand that things might not be as simple as she thought.

Why is Du Xinyue so careless, not only rushing into her bathroom and asking for a room change, but also leaving that cloak in her original bathroom?It's hard to believe now that this wasn't intentional.

[Sure enough, she should have been beaten up at that time. 】

"You seem to be flying faster, who is chasing you?" Zhang San keenly noticed a trace of abnormality, and couldn't help but gloated and asked.

Yingzi said coldly: "Not only there, but more than one."

"Isn't it Xue Chuanxin?" Zhang San continued to ask.

"It's a hundred times more difficult than Xue Chuanxin." Yingzi said objectively, and quickly placed the box on the ground.

Maybe it was feeling the pressure of being chased, maybe it was already at the joint point, in short, Sakurako's running stopped.After all, she was ahead of the pursuers for a while, so she was not in danger yet.

This is a small boat, and she wants to row to the middle of the lake, where a painting boat is parked.

Zhang San knocked on the box politely, and asked curiously: "Xue Chuanxin didn't catch up, which is enough to prove that I am not Princess Yujian, why do you still hold me?"

Holding the oar in one hand, Yingzi paddled slowly, smiling and said: "I catch you, at least half the chance of betting right. There is a saying in Zhongyuan, that is, a thief does not go empty-handed, and I can't go back empty-handed. "

Thieves don't go empty-handed, can this word still be used on oneself?

Zhang San was really afraid of this crooked nut.

Now that things were going on, she didn't come out of the box in a hurry, but wanted to see what the group of people were up to.

Yingzi's boat quickly approached the target, and the two delicate little girls on the boat lifted Zhang San and the box together without changing their expressions, and carried them onto the boat lightly.

Sakurako changed back to her usual attire, a kimono sprinkled with cherry blossoms, and a cute pink waistcoat.She opened the lock on the box, and the first thing Zhang San saw was such a completely different dress.

"It seems that you feel safe." Zhang San said with a smile.

This room should not be Yingzi's room, the furnishings and ornaments here do not conform to Yingzi's aesthetics.There is a dressing table, which is simple and rough, and looks like it was made by a layman.The beauty's couch is covered with leopard prints, full of wildness.

But this boat still gave Yingzi a sense of security, because under normal circumstances, people only think about dressing up when they are in a place they are familiar with.

Yingzi, who had changed clothes, was like a different person. She carefully helped Zhang San out of the box, and asked courteously, "Girl, have you eaten yet? Just tell me what you want to eat. There are Jiangnan's most famous people on board." A good cook, it is said that he is a master who retired from the palace, and he is very good at making braised lion heads. All kinds of fruits are chilled, and there is wine, as long as you can think of the name, you can find it here..."

Zhang Sanbai couldn't figure it out, she didn't feel that she had been kidnapped at all, but instead had the illusion that Monk Tang had entered Pansi Cave.

So she made a request that Yingzi couldn't understand.

The owner of this painting boat is named Ishida Saihikozaemon, who is not young anymore, just from his appearance, he is a smiling old man, as if he is easy to talk.

Zhang San's knowledge of him now is only that he is indeed very rich.

This room is still the same room as before, but now there are two more people, and five cats with different looks and personalities.She ate the braised lion head made by the legendary Chinese banquet master himself.

A maid squeezed her waist, and a maid beat her legs. Yingzi was standing on her left, holding a plate of black and purple grapes in her hand. As long as she looked at her, she would feed them to her mouth.

Zhang San held a snow-white long-haired lion cat in his arms, and slowly stroked his fur fondly.

[This is simply heaven! 】

Mr. System remained silent as always.

Yingzi asked in a timely manner: "How is it? Is the girl satisfied with this kind of service attitude?"

Zhang San's hands paused, and he asked, "Are you preparing this service for me alone, or for Princess Yujian?"

Yingzi blinked and looked at her innocently, and said aggrievedly: "Naturally, it was prepared for you. No one here likes a delicate girl like Princess Yujian."

Zhang San nodded in understanding, and continued to ask: "Since you are very familiar with the Central Plains dialect, you should have heard another saying, which is called courtesy to others, and you must ask for it. If you don't have anything to show courteousness, you will either rape or steal."

Yingzi was not at all embarrassed by being exposed, but said in surprise: "I also know that the hand is short, and the mouth is soft when eating people."

Zhang San had no choice but to smile and said: "Your Chinese is really good."

"Thank you for the compliment, but I'm not that good at learning." Yingzi smiled, and bowed her head shyly.

Zhang San said helplessly: "What on earth do you want to do? Tell me first, let me hear."

Anyone who does business knows that if a customer asks for a price, at least there is a chance to sell the product.Although it is inevitable to babble, but generally speaking, the real customer is the one who bargains.

Yingzi's smile was sweeter than the grapes in her hand, and she said innocently: "We just want a small favor from the girl. Just looking at the girls and friends, you can tell that you are a very capable person. If you It should be easy to take someone away and hide."

Zhang San couldn't help laughing and said: "You have tied up the wrong person, and you still refuse to give up. But I'm quite boring right now, you can tell your story, if I think it's interesting, maybe I can help you .”

It was Du Xinyue who plotted against her first, so Zhang San didn't mind teasing her.

On the painted boat in the middle of the lake, there are singing, singing and dancing, and there is also the sound of piano.This grand scene will not stop until midnight.

A blue figure stopped on the shore, his eyes were fixed on Huafang, no one knew what he was thinking.The young man in white standing beside him seems to have understood his meaning.

"Do you think she's on the boat?" Chu Liuxiang comforted, "Don't run around here, I'll go up and have a look first."

Gong Jiu didn't speak, just stroked the saber in his hand.

Speaking of which, Gong Jiu was in a coma, but suddenly flew out of the bathhouse for some reason.Chu Liuxiang saw that he acted very methodically, as if he was chasing someone, for some reason, he immediately thought of Zhang San.Ask again, Zhang San really disappeared.

"I changed the bathroom with her." When Du Xinyue spoke, her eye circles were slightly red, and she felt extremely guilty, "I shouldn't have made such a request, should I?"

Chu Liuxiang could only say: "This is all an accident, you don't have to blame yourself too much."

He caught up with Gong Jiu and stopped all the way to the lake.

When he found Zhang San's trace on the painting boat, what he saw was the scene of wine pool and meat forest.Looking in through the crack of the window, not only was someone pinching her waist and beating her legs to feed her fruit, but she also had a cat.

Chu Liuxiang reasonably suspects that Zhang San was kidnapped on purpose.

What can the captain say?He didn't just pinch his nose and said, "Miss Zhang San, the takeaway you ordered has arrived—"

"What takeaway, I ordered takeaway?" Zhang San was taken aback for a while, and Fuzhi said in a heartfelt way, "Okay, come in."

The two maids bowed at [-] degrees obediently, and under Yingzi's leadership, they all walked back facing Zhang San's direction and left.

"Bah, these Dongying people have a way of tossing little girls." Zhang San said rather contemptuously.

As for pinching her waist and beating her legs, she can barely accept it. It's all work, it's all beating workers, and there is no distinction between high and low.But she couldn't adapt to this kind of tossing etiquette anyway.

"I think you enjoy it very much." Chu Liuxiang complained with a smile.

"It's just a show, come here." Zhang San waved his hand to signal him not to care about these details, and then asked, "Where's the takeaway you sent?"

Chu Liuxiang said angrily: "Because I spent too much time looking for you, I ate it on the way."

It was also the first time he used the word takeaway, and it was a new word he heard from Zhang San.If he wanted to use one word as a code, he felt that Zhang San would definitely understand it.

"No, it's okay. I even ate the braised lion's head from the master of the state banquet. It's not a loss or a loss." Zhang San very generously forgave him.

Chu Liuxiang didn't suspect that it was the credit of the braised lion's head.He could only stare at her, and asked: "I also said Miss Zhang San, you have the best hands and eyes, how can you be kidnapped one day? You have always been the only one who kidnaps others..."

Zhang San said innocently: "How do you say I look like a bad person? Isn't that the wrong person? But these people are also strange. The food and drink are just for me to help hide Du Xinyue. Don't let her keep her promise Marry Shi Tianwang."

"You agreed?" Chu Liuxiang raised her eyebrows and asked in surprise.

Zhang San smiled contemptuously: "Do you think I'm stupid? Why should I negotiate terms with a bunch of pirates?"

These Dongying people do not want to see the imperial court and Shi Tianwang's pirate forces shake hands and make peace. The three forces could have reached a delicate balance, but the balance is destroyed, which is definitely not good news for them Dongying people.

It's just that they didn't dare to kill Princess Yujian blatantly, because this was undoubtedly a reason for the court and King Shi Tian to start a war, and the day of reckoning would come sooner.

Zhang San didn't like Princess Yujian, but she hated Dongying people even more. To be precise, she hated people who started wars.

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Zhang San: Whoring for free is really fun, hee hee.