[Comprehensive martial arts] Soy sauce is everywhere in the rivers and lakes

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"After everyone died, only one captain with iron will remained awake. In the center of the sea, he saw a huge monster. A head with countless tentacles, and a huge green body dripping with mucus..." Zhang San I still think this metaphor is not enough, think for a moment and say, "It's like a snake crawling over your arm, or touching an electric eel with bare hands!"

When she said the last word, her hand happened to grab Tiantian's wrist, and the girl who was engrossed in hearing it screamed "Ah" in shock.

Xiuxiu's face was also a little pale. It wasn't that she was really frightened by Zhang San's horror story, but that she had once faced a floating corpse from the sea, and it was indeed swollen from the bubbles. It's going to be a nightmare.

"The oldest and strongest emotion of human beings is fear, and the oldest and strongest fear is the unknown." Zhang San said the last sentence expressionlessly, and gently blew out the candle.

The sea was calm tonight, but at the moment when the candles were blown out, the cabin also became bumpy.Outside the dark window, there seemed to be some inexplicable changes suddenly, a spot of light projected on the window paper like a big eye...

No one spoke, and no one dared to move.

In the suffocating atmosphere, only Zhang San's system issued a reminder that only one person could hear.

[Notice: After talking about His deeds at sea, I encountered an incomprehensible phenomenon.Sancheck will now be performed sequentially. 】

Zhang San turned his head and looked at the big eyes on the window paper, wondering what was so incomprehensible. Others walked past the window with a candle, and the candle happened to be in such a strange shape.

[We must believe in science! 】

Zhang San protested.

However, the system is not discussing with her, the meaning of notification is notification.The system checks the san value of each person by rolling the dice for them. If the points are not passed, it will be judged as losing san.

So the five girls were horrified to find that since Zhang San's candle went out, the candles in their hands also went out automatically one by one.After all, this process took several seconds, and they couldn't even pretend to be ignorant now.

"Cough, I'm sorry, I'm suddenly sleepy..." Susu said with a forced smile.

"Ah yes, we are too." Xiu Xiu yawned and said with an unnatural expression.

Even Ah Qing said dumbly: "I'm a little sleepy too, sister, let's go back to our room and sleep."

[It turns out that everyone is quite timid. 】

Zhang San's heart was suddenly relieved a lot, and he got up and said, "Then we will go to sleep, and you should also have a good rest. Don't be afraid, there are no evil gods in this world, they are all made up by storytellers to cheat money." .”

The three girls in the room secretly glanced at the light spot, and all nodded with forced smiles.

This is a night destined to be restless.

The cabin on the ship is actually enough for Zhang San and Ah Qing to sleep separately, but for some reason, the two tacitly slept in the same room, with two small beds separated on both sides, without interfering with each other and taking care of each other .

Zhang San's sleep quality has always been very good, which is reflected in the fact that she falls asleep very quickly. She falls asleep within 10 minutes after putting her head on the pillow, and she seldom dreams.

Maybe tonight I really committed a taboo by not paying attention, but I had a strange dream uncharacteristically.

She knelt alone in front of the altar, with broken limbs, blood, and candles everywhere, like some kind of evil sacrifice in the European Middle Ages.There is a huge monster slowly rising from the altar. His head is composed of countless tentacles, and there are wings on the back. Standing on the altar, his body is dripping with mucus.

"Your summoning was successful, my faithful believer, what do you want from me? Forbidden knowledge, infinite power, as long as you say it, you can get it at your fingertips..."

The thick voice of the Great God echoed in her mind, full of evil temptations.

Zhang San just waved his hand and asked curiously, "Can any wish come true?"

He said in an unquestionable voice: "Of course, what do you want?"

"Please order the team of "Black Myth Wukong" to make the game immediately!" Zhang San knelt on the ground reverently and kowtowed loudly.

"..." He was silent for a long time, then said lightly, "Change your wish."

"?" Zhang San raised his head and blinked, realizing that this request might be a bit embarrassing, and then he said obediently, "Please let all the wives who have dug holes in my favorites come back and change [-] a day!"

"..."

God did not speak, God had nothing to say, He left silently.

【Maybe God also thinks that this human being is hopeless, this is my escape route! 】

Zhang Sanxi was in his heart, he opened his eyes suddenly, looking around in a daze.In the dark, Ah Qing was fast asleep, but she herself remembered the details of her dream, and only then did she start to get scared.After half a minute of rough thinking, Zhang San simply closed his eyes, wrapped himself in a small quilt, and forced himself to sleep again.

Chu Liuxiang didn't sleep very well tonight, he had been performing a unilateral disguise for a whole day, yet Zhang San didn't come to expose him, which surprised him somewhat.

If you don't sleep well, it's better to get up and inspect the ship to see if there are any hidden dangers such as loose knots and water leakage from the planks.

With a candle in his hand, he immediately noticed something was wrong when he passed the kitchen.There was still an hour before dawn, and the sound of sharpening knives came intermittently from the kitchen, which was creepy to hear.

Although Song Tian'er has always been in charge of the kitchen, she is determined not to hide in the kitchen and sharpen the knife at this moment.And the sound of this person sharpening the knife sounds out of rhythm, obviously he is a layman.

The door was not closed, Chu Liuxiang slowly approached the door, and with a light like a bean, she saw a woman in green in the kitchen who was silently sharpening a kitchen knife on the whetstone for a while.Her eyes were clearly open, but she didn't blink from the beginning to the end, and her pair of smart almond eyes were just lifeless dead fish eyes at the moment.

Who is this person if he is not Zhang San?

Chu Liuxiang looked at her in bewilderment for a while, but the shimmering light flickered several times, but she didn't notice it.

I'm afraid she is sleepwalking?

This idea suddenly flashed in his mind, the more Chu Liuxiang looked at it, the more he felt that this explanation was not wrong.But he and Zhang San have been together in the desert for several days, and he has never seen her have this problem...

Does walking on water also make people suffer from nocturnal excursions?

He didn't understand, but he couldn't stay at such a close distance anymore. I heard that if a sleepwalking person is awakened, he will probably drive himself crazy.

It's a pity that just as he moved one foot, the lantern in his hand suddenly exploded, and the small noise has already disturbed the knife sharpener in the kitchen!Zhang San's reaction was not sloppy, a kitchen knife greeted him directly, Chu Liuxiang turned his face in danger, the kitchen knife was deeply nailed into the wooden board, the blade cut off a few hairs of his and fell with the wind.

Her strength should have grown stronger again, and her skills have also become more sensitive.Chu Liuxiang fought and retreated with a wry smile.

Zhang San exhausted all his moves, but heard the system prompt.

[You launched a PK against NPC Chu Liuxiang. 】

Chu Liuxiang on the other side was preparing to deal with her next attack, but Zhang San asked as if waking up from a dream: "Chu Liuxiang? Why are you here? No, I shouldn't be here, I'm obviously sleeping on the bed."

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "You have come to your senses. Chu has not yet married a wife, and he is almost going to be buried in a foreign country. Lao Zhang, you have contributed a lot. I think you look like the legendary nocturnal traveler. Are you Were you very frightened?"

"You are so yin and yang." Zhang San frowned angrily, did not answer the question directly, but asked instead, "You still haven't said why you are on the boat."

Sleeping on her own boat, Chu Liuxiang naturally took off her disguise during the day, but at the moment she still looks like a handsome young man.He rubbed his nose, never thought that one day he would have to explain to someone why he was in his own home... This is really asking for trouble.

"The owner of this boat asked me to be his son-in-law, would you believe me if I said so?" Chu Liuxiang said with a look of embarrassment.

It's okay not to say that, after hearing what he said, Zhang San suddenly felt that the context was connected.

"Then which girl on this ship do you want to marry?" She asked with great interest.

Chu Liuxiang's expression became even more difficult, and he hesitated and said: "His three daughters each have their own advantages, and it is difficult for me to make a decision at the moment, why don't we marry all three?"

[Good guy, only classic elementary school students make choices, and all adults want it. 】

Zhang San was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing, covering his mouth while laughing and said, "What's wrong with me, so you are Zhu Bajie who wants to marry three wives!"

Others might not be able to react to her sudden laughter, but Chu Liuxiang was able to travel the world thanks to her extraordinary knowledge and great brains, so she immediately understood what she was laughing at.

She lied too much, and Chu Liuxiang, who got herself into it, could only hum a couple of times, and then said with a smile: "Laugh again, and you will lose your teeth."

Zhang San laughed until his stomach hurts before he stopped laughing, and said seriously: "There is nothing wrong with having them all, but I advise you to choose one. You see, you are so affectionate, and if you annoy them all, you will be big one day." The plot of Lang drinking medicine."

Chu Liuxiang blinked, and changed her tune: "What if I choose the girl in green?"

"No." Zhang San said without thinking, "Ah Qing, she has already been hurt in love, if you want to cheat, she will stab you to death with a stick."

"It's not that girl in green..." Chu Liuxiang took a deep breath and said sadly.

Zhang San didn't seem to understand what he was implying at all, he just stared at him for a few times, clapped his hands suddenly and said: "I see! You are that old boatman Liu, you pretend to lie to me? What three Daughter, isn’t that your three younger sisters?”

As she spoke, she gave Chu Liuxiang a strange look, and said with disgust: "You want all three? Bah, disgusting, my sister can do it."

As soon as she finished speaking, without giving Chu Liuxiang a chance to explain, she snatched the candle from the man's hand, and ran back to the cabin, leaving only Chu Liuxiang behind.

The man stood in the dark for a long time before groping his way back to the room.This is the boat he has lived in for many years, even if it was pitch dark, he would not know the way, but tonight it was bumped into several bruises...

A light was on on the table beside the bed, and Zhang San was paralyzed under the quilt. I don't know how many years passed in his mind, and finally heaved a long sigh, put the quilt over his head, and his heart jumped.

Even an ostrich would not bury its head in the sand, but she was doing ridiculous movements at this time.

But she knew that she wouldn't be able to sleep after sitting until dawn, and maybe the other person wouldn't be able to sleep either.

"Song of the Yue People" sings: "There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches in the trees, and the heart is pleasing to the king, but the king doesn't know it."

How does this Yue know that the prince doesn't?Perhaps the prince already knew, but he just pretended not to know how to respond because he didn't know how to respond?

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