[Comprehensive martial arts] Soy sauce is everywhere in the rivers and lakes

Lu Xiaofeng has been to many places in his life, has experienced countless twists and turns, and bizarre stories, and has also done absurd and absurd things.But he never went to jail.

Squatting in the classroom, looking at the small skylight above his head, Lu Xiaofeng finally understood a truth, the reason why he has never been in prison is because he didn't know Zhang San before.

"Hey, don't look at me with that kind of resentful eyes." Zhang San said with a playful smile, "Everyone doesn't want this kind of thing to happen. Look, am I accompanying you?"

Lu Xiaofeng asked in bewilderment: "I heard the cell boss say, you don't need to go to prison, why don't you leave?"

The cell is really not a good place, dark and damp, and there are cockroaches.He believed that any young girl would run away screaming at an astonishing speed.

However, Zhang San widened his eyes, straightened his waist and said, "Who do you think I am? Is it okay to leave my brother and go alone? Good brother, we just want to carry a gun together and go to jail together."

"You beat someone, so you don't have to go to jail. I didn't beat someone, but I went to jail." Lu Xiaofeng thought about it and always felt that something was wrong, "Are you saying that this world is very unfair, why are you bullying honest people?"

Zhang San said comfortingly: "Don't talk about being discouraged. You will only be in jail for an hour, and you can use money to redeem yourself for the rest of the time."

But her consolation didn't seem to have the expected effect, because it was too boring, Lu Xiaofeng fell into the detective mode of crazy analysis in the cell.

"You knew from the beginning that he wouldn't admit anything, but you just wanted to take this opportunity to beat him up." Lu Xiaofeng frowned as he spoke, "But I see that Zhuge groveling all the way, as if he is afraid of you. .”

Zhang San looked at him in surprise, because what he said was basically correct.

"He's not afraid of me, but mice are afraid of cats, and Zhuge suspects that I'm that cat." Zhang San said with a smile.

"Then are you that cat?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.

Zhang San blinked and said mysteriously: "I'm not yet."

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly realized: "No wonder you are so familiar with the rules here..."

"If Ah Qing and the others can't bring back the clues, I can't do anything but beat him up." Zhang San sighed.

Even if she kills the person whose ID is Zhuge with a better skill, he will lose 10% of his experience at most, it will be painless, and he will be back after half a month of leveling.

"Last night, I heard from Ah Qing that this person would turn into white light and disappear. I still didn't believe it. It turns out that such a strange thing really happened." Lu Xiaofeng said in amazement.

Zhang San said casually: "Just treat him as a Japanese ninja, anyway, they often do this kind of thing there."

The two chatted and chatted in prison, and finally survived for an hour.Zhang San beckoned to the jailer, and said confidently, "Brother, we want to spend money to redeem ourselves!"

"Grandma, how could someone shout so loudly for bribes?" Lu Xiaofeng stared at Zhang San in shock.

As a result, the jailer really came over with a flattering smile.

"Quickly calculate how much it will cost us to redeem our body?" Zhang San looked at the jailer with starry eyes.She had never looked forward to spending money so much.

"It's easy to say, easy to say." The jailer took out a booklet from his arms with a smile, flipped through a page at random, the more he looked at his face, the more strange he became, and finally he frowned and said, "You can leave whenever you want, but Lu Xiaofeng can't, at least he wants to leave." Shut up for ten days."

Zhang San was startled when he heard this, and slowly reacted and asked: "It's just beating someone, why do you have to be locked up for ten days?"

The jailer looked at Lu Xiaofeng with contempt in his eyes, and said with a cold snort: "It's easy to say, this person slept with a girl under the age of 14 before. Ten days of imprisonment is a good deal for him, and he cannot be redeemed for serious crimes. It's the rules."

The jailer left quickly, unwilling to talk to them any more.

Now only Lu Xiaofeng and Zhang San are left in this prison.Zhang San is on this side, Lu Xiaofeng is on the other side.Trust between people is just that weak.

Zhang San said expressionlessly: "Brother Xing, I can't see that you have done such a thing before."

Lu Xiaofeng thought about it, but he couldn't think of when he had committed a serious crime, so he could only smile wryly, "Why do you believe him or not me?"

Zhang San felt that it was necessary to educate him about the strict laws.

"You can think of this place as the Hall of Hell. The jailer holds the book of life and death in his hand. Everything you have done is recorded in the book." Zhang San smiled, "The jailer here will never wrong anyone. Just think about it." Think about what's going on."

Lu Xiaofeng was completely depressed, fell into silence for a while and suddenly jumped up and said, "Little cousin!"

He talked endlessly, but Zhang San seemed to understand it immediately, and laughed out loud with a puff.

"Shangguan Xue'er hurt me..." Lu Xiaofeng felt bitterness in his mouth, and his face became even more bitter.

"Remember? Has this happened?" Zhang San looked at him teasingly, with undisguised gloating on his face.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't argue with anything, he could only say weakly: "I said I didn't do anything, do you believe me?"

Zhang San didn't say whether she believed it or not.

She has been squatting in the corner since just now, staring at the corner, as if to see a flower.

With her back to Lu Xiaofeng, she suddenly started singing.

"Iron gates~iron windows~iron chains~ holding on to the iron windows and looking out..."

Huamanlou once said that Lu Xiaofeng sang badly, but he did not deny it.But now he just wants Hua Manlou to listen to Zhang San's songs, so that good brothers can also realize the unevenness of the world.

But he can't do anything now, he can only plug his ears with his hands.

There were only two guards in the prison, and they ran faster than being chased by ghosts from the moment her singing sounded, and they had already disappeared at this moment.

"Kill me, or I'll knock you out, you choose." Lu Xiaofeng said emotionally.

Zhang San stood up abruptly, looked at him like an idiot and said, "Run, brother! Are you really going to go to jail?"

Lu Xiaofeng's four eyebrows trembled together, and his eyes gradually became excited.

Within a day, within a city, he will not only go to jail, but also have a chance to escape from prison.How exciting is this?

However, Zhang San sang a song and led the way, and he didn't even see a ghost along the way.As soon as Lu Xiaofeng stepped out of the prison gate, he immediately heard the guards shouting at the top of their voices.

"Someone escaped from prison—"

Suddenly twenty or thirty officers in uniform rushed out of this deserted place.

Lu Xiaofeng flew up, the lightness kung fu of the phoenix dancing for nine days is rare in the world, the officials followed closely behind, and gradually lost his trace.

In a corner where no one was paying attention, Zhang San walked out of the prison leisurely.

She has a lot of time, enough for her to get to the appointed place.I rented a horse at the post station in the city. Zhang San beat the horse and passed by Jiangnan. Her rattling hooves were a beautiful mistake.

She is not a returnee, but a passerby.

After running out of the city center and reaching the town where she came from, she dismounted slowly and went to find the post to return the horse.Just outside the post station, an old man set up a simple tea stand to entertain guests from south to north.

The weather in July was so hot that sweat broke out on her forehead.Zhang San found a stool and sat down, and called out, "Boss, two bowls of herbal tea."

Although the old man is too old to straighten his back, his ears are still sharp.

"Come on—" the old man yelled and brought up two bowls of cool tea, with a wrinkled smile on his face, "Miss, are you waiting for Mr. Xiao Lang? Maybe he will be happier if he asks for a bowl of wine."

Zhang San took a look at the hanging cloth, a bowl of herbal tea costs a penny, and a bowl of wine costs ten pennies.

"Don't worry, if he wants to drink, what does it matter if I buy your shop?" Zhang San said with a smile.

The old man laughed and said, "It's really a blessing for him to let a beautiful girl like you buy a drink."

As soon as the words fell, the "good luck" man sat down opposite Zhang San and drank the herbal tea in one gulp.Strange to say, when people are really tired, drinking Laoyin tea is also very refreshing.

Lu Xiaofeng not only drank his own bowl of tea, but also drank Zhang San's bowl.

"Boss, two more bowls of tea." Zhang San said wittily.

The old man quickly brought two more bowls of tea, and said with an ouch laugh: "You two are really talented and beautiful. I have set up a stall here for several years and have never seen such beautiful people."

Lu Xiaofeng waved his hands and let out a long sigh to express all his attitudes, at this moment silence speaks louder than words.

However, Zhang San's expression changed slightly, and he suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

"Do you drink, sir? The wine here is also good." The old man persisted in selling.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at him, raised his brows, and said generously: "Bring me up as much as you want, today all girls Zhang will pay for it!"

The boss saw the opportunity quickly, as if he was afraid that he would go back on his word, he immediately sent him even the bowl and bucket.

Zhang San's expression suddenly became very embarrassed, he grabbed the old man's hand and said bitterly: "I really can't let you steal anymore. Since I sat down here, you have stolen me three times."

The old man's expression changed in panic, and he hurriedly said, "Girl, what are you talking about? I'm a small business, how can you slander me like this..."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, the famous Sikong Zhaixing, why did he change his career and start a business?"

The old man snorted, and pulled off the mask on his face, revealing the true face of the King of Thieves.Looking at this face, Zhang San felt that it was similar to the passerby face he had chosen before.

To do some secret business, you need such a face that is not easy to remember.

"You recognized me a long time ago, you lied to me for drinking?" Sikong Zhaixing said in disbelief.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's nothing, the Miss Zhang San you stole is a real rich person, she will never renege on her debt."

Zhang San could only smile bitterly and said, "If you continue to steal, I'm going to renege on my debt."

"You've been exposed, you haven't handed over anything you stole." Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile on the side.

Although he himself was unlucky, whenever there was a joke to watch, he didn't want to miss it.

Sikong Zhaixing reluctantly put out three items.

It was a piece of broken iron from the Tsing Yi Building, the Moyu plum blossoms with perfect flowers, and the forbidden medicine given by Shi Guanyin.

Until he stole the third item, Zhang San really couldn't let him steal any more.No matter who this thing falls into, she will have to go to prison again.Even if she has the buff blessing of the outlaw lunatic, it won't work.

The author has something to say:

Unexpectedly, Lu Xiaofeng was almost thrown into prison.

After escaping from prison, make a good transformation and start a new life.

I finished the task ahead of schedule today, I really want to take a vacation~

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