I paid too much for Feiwuluo

The spring break of elementary school students is coming to an end, and the hard-won holiday of Fushimi Ape is coming to an end.

During the first three days of the holiday, Fushimi Saruhiko stayed in the dormitory of Scepter 4 and slept for about 50 hours day and night. Except for the time to eat in the cafeteria, almost no one saw him during those three days. A young head of the intelligence department.

On the fourth and fifth days after that, Fushimi Saruhiko, who had replenished his energy, was still locked in his single dormitory.The reason is that at the end of March, a game with a good reputation was released at this time. Fushimi Saru Hiko took advantage of this spare time to figure out several speedrunning strategies for the bottom boss. By 24 hours, the cumulative number of broadcasts had exceeded 300 million, which created a fairly good additional income for him.

Fushimi Saruhiko's routine of doing whatever he wanted and sleeping as long as he wanted lasted until the sixth day of his vacation.

Due to the special nature of Scepter4's work, even if paid holidays are stipulated in black and white in the work system, which is as thick as two adult male knuckles, "the number of paid holidays increases with the number of years of employment" and "one Five days of paid vacation per year, six days of paid vacation for two years of employment, and so on, with a maximum of ten days." ".

At this time, I believe that the vast majority of people will take the same method as Fushimi Ape Hiko—starting the vacation from Monday to Friday, so that it just connects Saturday and Sunday, and there is actually a seven-day vacation.

But please don't forget, this is Scepter4.

The Fourth Branch of the Family Registration Division of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau.

The army directly under the Blue King Munakata Reiji.

Even though they know that the work is hard, overtime is normal, vacations are hard to take, and there are many attendances, no one has ever voluntarily quit the team on the grounds that they "cannot bear the work intensity of Scepter4".

"King" will attract people with similar qualities to himself.

Reji Munakata and the members of Scepter4 led by him are essentially a group of pragmatic idealists.

As an ally of the Blue King, everyone in Scepter4 wholeheartedly agrees with Munakata Reiji's ideal of "hoping to build a rational and orderly world".

With a high degree of recognition and common ideals, people's enthusiasm for work will be greatly mobilized.

If you want to interpret this kind of psychology in simpler and cruder terms, the generality of the term "generating electricity for love" may be the best.

But this kind of "love" that can turn people into perpetual motion machines is extremely rare in Fushimi Saruhiko.

The members of Scepter4 who have finally approved their annual leave, in fact, usually do not really give themselves a complete vacation like Fushimi Saruhiko said, regardless of the work department left behind in their absence. During this period of time, there was light wind, light rain or torrential floods.

And there are even fewer people like Fushimi Saru Hiko who, in order to avoid overtime work on weekends and take a solid seven-day vacation, use the "old things" from years ago as an excuse.

"I want to take Zhou Fang Alice out to play." On the day of the leave approval, Fushimi Saruhiko explained the reasons why he could not work overtime on the sixth and seventh days.

"There are more promotional activities on weekends, more movies in cinemas, more interesting themed exhibitions in museums, limited menus in restaurants, and more game equipment in amusement parks."

Fushimi Saru Hiko's arguments are clear and well-founded, and at the same time, he drew a big cake for his deputy chief—a big cake about "what would I play if I took Zhou Fang Alice out to play".

Cinemas, museums, restaurants for children, amusement parks.

Such a colorful schedule is enough to offset his "sin" of making Zhou Fang Alice cry in the police station last time, right?

Of course, as to whether it is really necessary to follow this arrangement, Fushimi Saruhiko's answer is no.

The work plan is for the leader to see, and the actual operation of the work does not have to be entirely up to him in the end.

——Now as long as there is a reason to deal with the deputy chief.

Fushimi Saru Hiko's thoughts are written in those calm eyes.

Although he knew exactly what Fushimi Saru Hiko was planning, Seri Awashima, who didn't want to use official power to oppress his subordinates, thought for a while and didn't think he could fully refute the reasons. Finally, he decided to look at the 17-year-old minor. For the sake of excellent work performance on weekdays, the company approved the application for annual leave in Scepter4's employee intranet, which seemed to only last for five days but actually saved seven days.

So there is the scene now—Alice is sitting on the steps basking in the sun with her kitten in her arms, but Fushimi Saru Hiko who suddenly appears says she is a beggar—the scene.

——You are the beggar...your whole family are beggars!

Before Alice could refute angrily, Nakahara Nakaya, who was held in her arms, suddenly had his ears back, and immediately turned his head to Fukumi Saruhiko and said "ha——".

"Chuuya?" Alice touched the head of the little orange cat in her arms, thought for a while, and said to him sternly like a little adult, "This is a customer, you can't disturb the customer and disturb Izumo's business. Oh business."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't say anything, he shook his tail, and only after seeing the face of the visitor clearly, he gave a soft "meow".

Just now, just listening to the sound, he thought that a certain mackerel had come ashore again to harm people.

"Would you like to hang out with me today?" Fushimi Saruhiko asked Alice directly without saying anything.He stood in front of the steps and never took a step forward, as before, as if there was an invisible barrier between him and the barbara.

Alice was already familiar with his "seeing outsiders", but it was Fushimi's sudden invitation that surprised her even more.

It seems to be a fairly natural psychology for young children to like to play with older children.After all, older children know a lot and know a lot, but they are not as strict as their parents.

Who doesn't like majestic brothers and sisters?

But the majestic older brothers and sisters may not necessarily like themselves.

Although she won't be sad because others don't like her, Alice knows it—it's better to say that it's hard for her not to know, who made Fushimi always say "tsk" every time he takes her with him? Tsk" to go?

People who don't like themselves suddenly take the initiative to take themselves out to play...

Alice tilted her head, feeling as if the sun had come out from the west.

"Why did Fushimi suddenly say that he wants to take me out to play?"

"...Isn't it because someone cried to death last time... Tsk..."

Before Alice could hear Fushimi Arubi's quick thoughts, he clicked his tongue subconsciously again, lost his patience, and frowned irritably, "Go or not? If you go, go now, if you don't go, forget it." gone."

"Going." Alice stood up immediately, and then became confused again, "But where is Fushimi taking me?"

The cinema was the first to be PASSed.Because Fushimi Saru Hiko doesn't watch romance movies or action movies and hates cartoons, and he can't take Alice to watch horror movies and thriller and suspense movies.

You can't go to the museum either.There are indeed good themed exhibitions on weekends, but the museum is crowded with people on weekends. Regardless of the risk of losing children, you may have to queue for hours just by queuing.He was severely denied by Fushimi Saru Hiko.

Children's restaurants do not go.It's only one o'clock in the afternoon, what are you doing there?Why are you sitting?

As for the finale amusement park... Fushimi Saruhiko directly dragged this option into the permanent blacklist.

It is impossible for him to take the children to the amusement park in his life.

So is there any activity that is effortless, suitable for children, can make adults sit still, but still has some educational value when looking back at the whole process?

Although these conditions seem extremely harsh.

But for a genius who was able to rank No. 40 in the national No. [-] five in the mock unified examination without any review in middle school, it only takes a moment to solve the answer to this question.

Fushimi Saruhiko pushed his glasses: "I'll take you fishing."

fishing.

An activity Alice had only seen in cartoons before.

After a fish takes the bait, the screen will always be filled with bulingbuling water droplets, making it extraordinarily shiny and full of a sense of accomplishment.

However, at this moment, Alice looked at the calm surface of the river in front of her, and the fish float floating on the water with almost no movement. Fushimi Saru Hiko, who was writing a magazine, inexplicably developed a feeling that he was being tricked.

——Is this really called "playing"?

Alice stood up and picked up a stone and dropped it into the distant water.

When the stone enters the water, it makes a "plop" sound. Even listening to the sound is more interesting than waiting for the fish to take the bait naked.

Although Izumo didn't object to her coming out to play with Fushimi... But wouldn't it be nice for her to pet Chuuya at home during this time?

"Fushimi..." Alice was so bored that she could only call out to the people around her.

"Don't make noise, you will scare the fish away." Fushimi Saruhiko's voice faintly leaked from under the book.

Alice: "..."

That's what you said just now!

She stomped on the spot angrily, but because she was afraid of scaring the fish away, she didn't dare to make too much noise, so she could only obediently stand by the fishing rod and continue to stare at the calm river.

And this kind of waiting is not only time-consuming but also very tiring. Alice guarded and began to shift positions.

She moved a stone for herself and used it as a stool under her buttocks. After sitting for a while, she felt that the stone was uncomfortable, so she touched the edge of Fushimi Saru Hiko's recliner, and Fushimi Saru Hiko silently made room for her. , but not long after, Alice, who was getting tired from sitting, lay down on Fushimi Saruhiko's calf as a pillow.

At the beginning, her legs were still under the recliner, but after less than 2 minutes, she probably disliked that this position twisted her body, and it was not comfortable enough, so she continued to push forward, and she simply lay down on the whole body.

Fushimi Saruhiko, who was pushed aside by her and almost fell off: "!"

"Zhou Fang Alice!" He rolled over and sat up, completely giving up the ownership of the recliner.

"Hush!" The little girl propped up half of her body, gestured to him for silence, and then fell down again, "Don't make a noise! ​​My fish will be taken away by you!"

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

"Why are you fishing when you're about to fall asleep? Get up!"

"I'm not asleep!" Alice refuted him in a low voice, and then yawned.

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

"I'll just lie down and wait for the fish, and I won't fall asleep." She didn't know whether she was reassuring Fushimi, or trying to persuade herself not to sleep peacefully in such a bright sunshine.

"I will definitely catch a big fish. Fushimi, let me tell you... I've seen kappa too... There are kappa in the river, maybe I can catch a kappa..."

Four minutes after he finished speaking, Zhou Fang Alice's drowsy and shaky eyelids were completely closed.

Fushimi Arubi, who was squatting on the rock she just moved, was so speechless that he couldn't speak a word.

For the first time, he realized so deeply what it meant to be self-inflicted.

However, just at this time, the fish float that was occasionally pushed by the underwater undercurrent suddenly and violently swayed on the water surface.

Fushimi Ape thought much more than Gu, and finally picked up the fishing rod he bought casually, and started the first time in his life to walk the fish and reel in the line.

The drag force from the other end of the line was quite strong. While regretting that the fishing line and hook he bought were too thin and the hook was too small, Fushimi Sarubiko had to spend 12 energy to fight this energetic fish. Battle of wits and courage.

When the line was received two meters away from the river bank, Fushimi Saruhiko immediately grabbed the copying net that was set aside—he was only thankful that he wanted to do a full set of acting, even though the size of the equipment was not right , but at least it has what it should have - directly use the net to pick up the fish.

——Come up! ! !

The moment the sense of accomplishment flooded in, Fushimi Saruhiko almost fell in love with fishing.But soon, he calmed down.

Because the feel of the net is not right, and because the hook that is pulled out of the water is not a fish.

He slowly put away the thread and net, and then he realized that what he fished out was a sand-colored long windbreaker.

Fushimi Saru than ancient: "..."

Love and hate are in an instant.God knows how much he wanted to throw a torpedo into the river during the 0.01 seconds that passed by just now.

He took a deep breath and threw the long trench coat to the ground.

The windbreaker hit the ground with a sound, and just when Fushimi Saruhiko decided to throw away the fishing rod and take Zhou Fang Alice back, a series of "click, click, click" sounds came from the inside of the long windbreaker.

Fushimi Sarubiko: "...?"

……what?

He frowned and untied the long windbreaker that was wrapped in a ball with water plants.

And what immediately caught Fushimi Saruhiko's eyes was a lively——

Mackerel.