I paid too much for Feiwuluo

The ancient Greek wise man Protagoras once put forward a famous philosophical proposition in the 5th century BC——

[Man is the measure of all things. 】

The original meaning of this proposition refers to how a person perceives things, and things are what they are; it is a kind of solipsistic subjective idealism.

But with the spread of later generations, the original words of this proposition also derived the meaning of [animals are not rational, so objectively only humans have the ability to "delineate rules"].

Rational people have learned the concept of right and wrong when they set the rules.

What things should be done and what things should not be done, in addition to the bottom line of social security called law, invisible morality also constrains people in this world.

——The above is actually just a part of the flashback in the mind of Natsume Soseki, who has become an ordinary three-colored cat, in just ten seconds.

He really didn't expect that he would be "teleported" from Yokohama to Tokyo, let alone that the reason why this little girl, whom he hadn't seen for several months, wanted a cat was...! !

At this moment, Natsume Soseki, who was a well-known educator in Yokohama and once put forward the theory that "diamonds can only be polished with diamonds", realized for the first time the "cruelty" that goes hand in hand with the innocence of children.

——Is this the kind of thing you went out to find kitty for? ? ! !

——How can you forget that the cat you picked up before was transformed from a human!

——Shouldn’t this kind of frightening lesson be firmly engraved in the brain partition of “childhood shadow” and make all kittens in the world wary? !

——No matter what you say, Wuwuluo has raised this child too much!

Natsume Soseki, who was about to die at the end of the festival, began to struggle frantically in Alice's hand, and in order not to scratch her, he also retracted his claws, and could only use a harmless black pad to make a set of seemingly aggressive, The actually powerless cat bumps its fists.

However, if the force is not careful, it will still hurt the child.

After Natsume Soseki transformed into the form of a three-flowered cat, when the tail that was completely out of his control "clicked" on the back of Zhou Fang Alice's hand, from Alice back to Barbaro Rone has been standing by her Behind him, Kusanagi Izumo immediately stretched out his hand, he quickly grabbed the back of Natsume Soseki's neck, and put the struggling Natsume Soseki aside.

Natsume Soseki took the opportunity to break open the gate of the Barbara, and ran out of the gate, so fast that it left a series of afterimages in the air, and there was a cry of surprise, only ten sets of Tatara cameras recorded the panic of the Sanhua cat The embarrassment of running away.

——Actually, none of the barbarians thought that this three-flowered cat was the Natsume Soseki they had seen before.

After all, there are tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of three-colored cats on this planet.

Unless you are born with hypermemory and have excellent dynamic vision comparable to a high-speed camera, even with special memory training, it is difficult for ordinary naked eyes to recognize a bird that is not carefully observed and is moving at high speed. The three-colored cat in.

"Show me." Kusanagi Izumo bent down and took Alice's red hand.

Alice's little paw, which was held in his hand, was a little cold.

Although this child's physique is cold in winter and hot in summer, in the doctor's opinion, it is just a manifestation of sub-health that does not need to worry too much, as long as he pays attention to supplementing nutrition and exercising normally.Rehabilitation is something that needs to be persisted for a long time, but Kusanagi, who understands the truth, still feels worried about Alice's physical condition from time to time.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have wrapped Alice up into a shambling little bear as soon as winter came, and the layers of clothes under his armpits were so thick that his arms couldn't hang down naturally on his sides.

"It hurts..." Alice pursed her mouth a little bit aggrieved.

Kusanagi grabbed her daughter's hand and knelt down beside her: "That's because you carried it into the shop from the outside so suddenly, which frightened it. If you were walking on the road, a stranger suddenly ran out and hugged you." Are you afraid of entering their house? Fortunately, the cat didn’t show its paws to scratch you, otherwise it would be even more painful to get the rabies vaccination—a total of three injections. When you were fighting with Dahei before, did I follow You said not to provoke cats and dogs outside casually? Huh?"

"Woooo..." Alice, who completely forgot that she had fought with Dahei, shrank her neck.

"Don't act like a baby. Answer me well."

"I won't do it next time... Izumo, I'm sorry..."

"Take good care of yourself."

"Um……"

"Be kind to small animals, too."

"Um……"

Seeing that she obediently agreed to all the requests, Kusanagi relaxed his slightly tense face. He rubbed the red mark on the back of Alice's hand and asked, "Does it still hurt?"

Seeing that his attitude was relaxed, Alice immediately whimpered twice, ran over and hugged her father's neck, and whimpered aggrievedly.

Numerous theoretical experiments are enough to prove that coquettish puppies are the best.

Alice, who was slapped by a cat's tail, got a mango-stuffed Daifuku as a comfort after the injury.

Daifuku was bought by everyone with Alice and Anna.

At first, they only said that Hatta and Kamamoto would take the two of them out, but everyone started yelling that they had to go out too.

So a group of people set off from Barbara in such a mighty way.

And 5 minutes after they left, Natsume Soseki in human form opened the barbara's door again.

"Welcome light——" Seeing the visitor, Kusanagi Izumo didn't finish the polite words, "It's really you, Mr. Natsume."

Sanhua, a cat that seems to understand human language, plus Alice's special physique that always picks up strange little animals...

Although I couldn't remember the color on the body and face of Mr. Natsume from Yokohama, it is reasonable to guess that the cat has a certain probability to be Natsume Soseki.

Kusanagi sighed, showing a little headache: "I don't know why you went and came back?"

"It's nothing. I just feel that it's rare to come to Tokyo, so it seems a pity to go back like this." The old man with a hairstyle in the forefront of the trend touched the ground with his walking stick in his hand.

He walked to the bar and sat down, looking up at the handwritten wine list behind Kusanagi: "Can I have a Negroni?"

"Of course—if you just want a glass of Negroni." Kusanagi gave him a formulaic smile, hoping that the old man in front of him who seemed to have experienced a lot of troubles would be a little bit more interesting, but who would think of Natsume Soseki's next move? One sentence is——

"Ling Ai's supernatural ability seems to be very good."

Kusanagi Izumo: "..."

"It's not that bad, at least you are the only one who has discovered her ability so far."

He put down the wine bottle and mixing glass in his hand, touched the lighter on the table, squinted his eyes and smiled with a gentle look.

God knows how much he wanted to burn the beard of the old man in front of him with fire at that moment.

But Kusanagi Izumo quickly calmed down.

Because it is said that this Mr. Natsume has a close relationship with the Supernatural Secret Service Division, and is also the founder of the Yokohama Three-Keep Concept. From various standpoints, he has no reason to be unfavorable to Barbara—oh, unless he loves Yokohama Love to the point of insanity, and extended the hatred for the previous generation who caused 70 deaths and almost sank half of Yokohama, the red king Kaguzu Xuanshi, to Zun, and then angered Alice.

But that possibility is too small.

Kusanagi Izumo quickly erased this speculation, and relaxed his attitude, his tone was as leisurely as a parent talking about his children.

"So far, only the old man has discovered it?" Natsume Soseki was a little surprised.

"Yes." Kusanagi Izumo raised his eyebrows, "After all, I didn't deliberately hide it."

Otherwise, things like "prohibited words" would have been set up for Alice long ago.

"Don't you think this kind of parenting is too liberal?"

If Natsume Soseki was not the one who discovered Alice's superpowers today, then her personal safety might be difficult to guarantee.

Although I don't know the true nature of her ability, just being able to teleport a person hundreds of kilometers away to her has made her extremely valuable.

"It's a little bit. But if you keep her at home every day, it won't work." Kusanagi put down the lighter in his hand, "Mr. Natsume, have you never raised a child?"

Natsume Soseki: "Old man——"

Kusanagi Izumo: "—I mean, a child as young as Alice in our family. You don't look like a person with children."

Natsume Soseki: "..."

That really didn't.

"My wish a year ago was that in another 100 years the barbarians would still be there, the king of our family could sleep better at night, and other people in the clan could make me less trouble."

"Now it's time to add three more.

"I hope Alice can eat well, sleep well, and read well.

"And I—what we have to do is to let her eat well, sleep well, and study well."

Like every ordinary child, after a thrilling adventure, he can still return to ordinary daily life, hug his neck and act like a baby, and say that he really wants to eat ice cream.

Thinking of this, Kusanagi laughed.

"Then grow up well.

"—oh, sorry, that's four wishes."

The day after the bow tie was ripped off, Kusanagi tied a ball head on Alice's head.

And during the time when she was going to school and away from Barbara, under the collective efforts of everyone, Barbara finally came up with a method that would not hurt the self-esteem of the seven-year-old boy and keep him away from Alice. .

Zhou Fangzun, who just came downstairs, was out of the loop.Sitting by the side and listening for a long time, I couldn't understand what happened to make this group of stunned youths so excited.

He wanted to interrupt but didn't find a good time. In the end, Anna kindly helped him sort out the cause and effect.

"So what's the method? Let's hear it?" Zhou Fangzun leaned against the bar counter and propped his head after understanding the current situation. His golden eyes were half-closed, as if they would close in the next second.

"We decided to ask Hatta to come forward." Chitose Yang took out the prudence he had faced with the unruly Party A at the planning meeting, "When you ask Hatta to pick up Alice, tell that sticky-"

"It's Chinen." Izuba corrected him.

"I don't care what his name is!" Chitose Yang showed his grumpy face for three seconds, then regained his composure, and continued nonchalantly, "When Hatta picks up Alice, tell that Chinen that we Liz can only be with you if you can. Whoever learns Ollie (pig jump) in one day is a friend!"

"If he can't skateboard well, he won't be friends with our Liz in his life!" Kamamoto slapped the table, and the atmosphere was in place.

Hatta’s skateboard used to be a toy that anyone could touch in Barbara, but as everyone retreated in learning skateboarding, “It’s hard to play skateboards well, and it’s even harder to learn Ollie” has become a thing for everyone. accepted fact.

In fact, most people can stand firmly on the skateboard when they first come into contact with it.

As for learning Ollie, even if you are very talented, you need ten hours of practice to get started.

Setting the condition of "learn Ollie in one day" is better than directly saying "you will stay away from my little princess all your life".

Zhou Fangzun: "..."

What the hell is he expecting?

"But have you ever thought about what if that Chinen-kun is a rare skateboarding genius?" Tokuta Tara, who was listening, raised his hand like a good student and asked.

"Brother Shishu, what you said is wrong, geniuses will always be a minority."

Chitose Yang was very dissatisfied with this kind of speech that raised others' aspirations and destroyed his own prestige. As the leader of Alice's healthy growth protection group (just now self-appointed), he snorted heavily with disdain.

"If that kid can really learn Ollie in one day, I'll—!"

"?"

What are you doing?

Zhou Fangzun carried Anna to the stool, and looked at his allies with great interest.

"I'll treat everyone to barbecue! You can eat as much as you want!"

"Okay, I recorded it. Chitose, you must mean what you say." Tokata Tara blocked the companion's retreat with a pure smile.

And many years later, when Chitose Yang posted on the Internet [The future can be expected!The youngest national team player in history!When I hear the news from Chinian Shiye], I can always think of the day when I made a prophecy and invited the clan members to eat barbecue until I almost went bankrupt.