I paid too much for Feiwuluo
Chapter 113
On the first day of the New Year, Kunikida Doppo received two things.
The first is an interview notice from a Yokohama Armed Detective Agency.Kunikida Doppo will be resigning from Bingsheng Elementary School after the spring semester is only two months away.It is always better to find a family for yourself and ensure that the job will not be interrupted sooner rather than later.
The second is the twelve New Year's cards that I received one after another from this morning to noon.
Adding up the eight cards he received a year ago, it was exactly twenty cards, which was the total number of students in Class [-], Grade [-] of Bingsheng Primary School.
After properly stuffing the opened interview notice back into the envelope, Kunikida returned to his desk with the stack of extremely light and heavy greeting cards.
His desk at home is much neater than his desk at school, because there is nothing on it except an [ideal] notebook, a pen, and a bottle of ink.
When he was in school, Kunikida's desk was often ridiculed by his older colleagues for being too "inhumane", and he completely separated work and life into two incompatible parts , Even the lesson preparation, Kunikida Doppo can finish it at school, so he will never take it home.
Home is where you rest.
There should be no work during the hours that require rest.
And if it happens, either Kunikida Doppo himself failed to strictly follow the schedule and complete his work tasks on time and on time, or it can only mean that he should change to a more wise one who will not force employees to continue working overtime after work boss.
The words on the greeting card were all crooked, all in Kunikida's familiar childish handwriting.
There is only one exception.
On the exception, the handwriting is so correct that it can be seen that it was written by the parent who ghostwritten it.
【Congratulations on the new year, all the best】
The final inscription is the names of Zhou Fangzun and Zhou Fang Alice.And behind Zhou Fang Alice's name, there was a small dog paw print.
—Did she draw it herself?
—Why didn't Alice write it herself?
Kunikida knows his students well.Although Zhou Fang Alice is a child who doesn’t like doing homework (she is the one who yells the loudest at the bottom every time she assigns a little more homework), she is keen on all activities other than homework, and she likes to do everything by herself, independent The consciousness is so good that Kunikida even wants to learn parenting lessons from her parent, Mr. Zhou So.
But such an important New Year's card, she gave it to her parents to write it for her.This made Kunikida feel weird.
And this paw print...
He stared at the paw print and carefully studied it for a while, but he still couldn't convince himself that it was "painted" by his student himself.
Primary school teachers are all-rounders.In addition to physical education and music, there are other specialized teachers. The head teacher of the elementary school class is in charge of a series of subjects such as Chinese, math, science, English, etc., and even painting is also helped.
For this reason, Kunikida also tried to make up for three weeks of world art history and paintings of various famous masters as if he was facing a big enemy. In the end, he found that all he needed to do in the art class was to praise the students and mobilize their enthusiasm , let some of the children who may be more interested in art find their own bias.
However, having said that, there are indeed some bleak and bloody cruel realities in this world that, if you boast about it, you will feel that you have violated your conscience-and this includes Zhou Fang's Alice's paintings.
Before seeing Suo Alice's paintings, Kunikida had always been confident in his aesthetic tolerance.
After all, even if a child doesn't know how to draw, it won't be so difficult to see that people can't bear to look directly at it.
Their age and their ability to generalize things are there. Unless there are very few gifted children who are different from ordinary people in painting, even if they paint a chicken as a duck and a dog as a mouse, Kunikida Dupo has already done it. I'm fully prepared.
But what makes Zhou Fang Alice different is that the pictures drawn by this child... are no longer simply "ugly".
If Picasso re-deconstructed and reconstructed the world he saw after laying a solid foundation, then Zhou Fang Alice was probably born to stand at the pinnacle of the abstract school of painting, with a fascinating The mysterious power of not wanting to look again is contained in it.
Either it's a seal, or it's just taking the puppy at home and pawprinting it.
Kunikida Doppo sighed, and then thought that he should also send New Year greetings to parents in the class group.
So he logged into the LINE account that he hadn't checked for two days.
Because few people would bother him during the holidays, there was only one unread message in his LINE.
From 【Ten Beams of Tatara】.
Kunikida thought for a while before realizing that this person is also one of Suho Alice's parents.
The composition of Shuo Alice's family has always been a mystery that has plagued Kunikida Doppo.But the more important thing right now is to see what Mr. Ten Beams sent him.
Kunikida Doppo clicked to open the dialog box.
See a request that can be summed up as "Please vote for my kids," along with a link to a web page.
Of course, Kunikida Doppo understands this kind of behavior of parents canvassing votes for their children. It is better to say that he has been used to such things since he became a primary school teacher.
Now that the voting link has been sent, please vote.
Kunikida didn't think too much, and clicked on it.
The page was blank for a while, and the voting interface was refreshed after a while—an interface full of photos of various pet dogs.
Kunikida Doppo stared at the various dog heads on the phone screen in extreme shock and confusion, returned to LINE with trembling fingers, and carefully looked at the message sent by Tokusu Tara.
It clearly says, [Please vote for "Liz". 】
— Liz.
If I remember correctly...
Kunikida Doppo covered his mouth, his pupils trembled slightly.
Isn't that...Alice's nickname?
His student... turned into a puppy?
So the greeting card is written by the parents?And left a puppy paw print on the greeting card?
And having said that...
If she really turned into a puppy, what about her winter homework?
Alice, who only wrote one-tenth of her winter homework, sneezed on the ground.
Hatta Misaki was moved when she heard the news, and immediately grabbed her and carried her to the sofa.
"I can't take my eyes off you for a minute! How can you like little girls lying on the ground so much?" Misaki Hatta poked Alice's forehead. Her fur is thick and thick, and once poked in with her fingers, one by one can be left behind. Funny sag.
Alice barked twice, lying on the sofa and wagging her tail.Because she knew she was cute, she showed her cuteness to the fullest, with "I'm wrong and dare again" written all over her face, so angry that Misaki Hatta gave her a good meal, and finally forgave her.
The usually bustling barking Luo was quite deserted today.
On the first day of the new year, except Misaki Hatta, who had been away from home for many years, everyone else went home to see their relatives.
As for the three giants of Barbara, Shishu Tara was a child abandoned by his parents, Kusanagi Izumo was looked after by his uncle, and Zhou Fangzun grew up beside his grandfather.They are all people who have no impression of the existence of "parents", and they can welcome the New Year wherever they want.So Shishu chose to accompany Anna home, Kusanagi was busy making his Osechi dishes in the kitchen, and Zhou Fangzun slept until the afternoon as usual.
If it wasn't for Kusanagi's worry that she would accidentally step on her when she was lying at his feet, otherwise Alice would have to live in the kitchen and be her father's little clingy girl.
That's the bad thing about being a puppy.
Alice, who was lying on the sofa, thought a little depressed.
But in fact, after a long period of experience in puppy life, the "badness" she feels is actually more than just "this".
First of all, the puppy’s diet is really monotonous. Even though Izumo has tried his best to enrich the food in her bowl, in order to avoid adverse effects as much as possible, Kusanagi still strictly followed the scientific way of raising dogs, and included Alice’s meal The oil and salt in the food has been reduced to a point that is not easy for humans to accept-to put it bluntly, the food is bland and tasteless.
Alice, who used to eat slowly, has been eating like a torture recently.
The second is not being able to speak.
Although being unable to speak does not prevent Alice from communicating with Barbara, it can be seen from the incident of Akashi Seijuro that not everyone in this world can understand the true meaning behind her barking.
And her woof woof is also easily misinterpreted.
For example, when Zhou Fangzun asks for her opinion, he often asks whether she wants to watch movies or cartoons. No matter what Alice answers, it will end up being the one Zhou Fangzun wants to watch, because Wang Wangwang can explain it whatever he wants.
In the end, it was Alice who suddenly had something she wanted to do.
And this is something that puppy paws can't do in this life.
and so……
So when will it change back?
Alice, who was thinking about the problem, spread herself out into a dog strip.
She lay on the sofa lazily, reminding Misaki Hatta of the lifelike puppy mousse cake that was very popular on the Internet before.
It's a pity that Alice is not a real dog, otherwise he really wanted to try how Alice's reaction would be when the head of the puppy mousse cake was knocked off in front of her.
Misaki Hatta was imagining how Alichai's eyes widened in shock, while she gently combed the dog's fur—there is a bad thing about being a puppy, that is, shedding hair.
Alice didn't have rhinitis in the first place, but recently she was sneezing repeatedly because of the floating hairs falling from her body.
While others are worrying about her baldness, she is worrying about her smooth hair.
Thinking about it, Alice sneezed again.
At this moment, the door was pushed open from the outside, and after the doorbell rang, a prickly sea urchin—ah no, Fu Heihui appeared at the door.
"Happy New Year. Excuse me, is Alice there?"
"Uh...she's not here for the time being." Misaki Hatta glanced at the sofa, and found that Alice got directly behind the cushion and hid.
"Is there anything you can do with her?"
"I want to ask Alice if she has written her observation diary." Fu Heihui pushed the door in, holding a cloth bag with a slightly shaped edge pressed by the homework book and pencil case, "I really can't think of the last three What to write."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
"...I don't think so."
"No?" Fu Heihui's eyes widened in disbelief, "But the teacher has assigned a total of ten articles, and now the winter vacation is almost over."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
His eyes drifted to Alicia behind the sofa cushions, and he found that the little guy was motionless, and it seemed that he was going to play dead to the end.
"Cough... Fuhei, is it serious if you can't finish your homework? Will the teacher punish you?"
"That's not true." Fuguro Hui shook his head, "But Mr. Kunikida will leave in March."
"If you don't finish your homework, Kunikida-sensei will be a little bit regretful if not angry—oh, Alice said that, not me."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
In fact, the person who said this has been playing carefree for more than a week!
The first is an interview notice from a Yokohama Armed Detective Agency.Kunikida Doppo will be resigning from Bingsheng Elementary School after the spring semester is only two months away.It is always better to find a family for yourself and ensure that the job will not be interrupted sooner rather than later.
The second is the twelve New Year's cards that I received one after another from this morning to noon.
Adding up the eight cards he received a year ago, it was exactly twenty cards, which was the total number of students in Class [-], Grade [-] of Bingsheng Primary School.
After properly stuffing the opened interview notice back into the envelope, Kunikida returned to his desk with the stack of extremely light and heavy greeting cards.
His desk at home is much neater than his desk at school, because there is nothing on it except an [ideal] notebook, a pen, and a bottle of ink.
When he was in school, Kunikida's desk was often ridiculed by his older colleagues for being too "inhumane", and he completely separated work and life into two incompatible parts , Even the lesson preparation, Kunikida Doppo can finish it at school, so he will never take it home.
Home is where you rest.
There should be no work during the hours that require rest.
And if it happens, either Kunikida Doppo himself failed to strictly follow the schedule and complete his work tasks on time and on time, or it can only mean that he should change to a more wise one who will not force employees to continue working overtime after work boss.
The words on the greeting card were all crooked, all in Kunikida's familiar childish handwriting.
There is only one exception.
On the exception, the handwriting is so correct that it can be seen that it was written by the parent who ghostwritten it.
【Congratulations on the new year, all the best】
The final inscription is the names of Zhou Fangzun and Zhou Fang Alice.And behind Zhou Fang Alice's name, there was a small dog paw print.
—Did she draw it herself?
—Why didn't Alice write it herself?
Kunikida knows his students well.Although Zhou Fang Alice is a child who doesn’t like doing homework (she is the one who yells the loudest at the bottom every time she assigns a little more homework), she is keen on all activities other than homework, and she likes to do everything by herself, independent The consciousness is so good that Kunikida even wants to learn parenting lessons from her parent, Mr. Zhou So.
But such an important New Year's card, she gave it to her parents to write it for her.This made Kunikida feel weird.
And this paw print...
He stared at the paw print and carefully studied it for a while, but he still couldn't convince himself that it was "painted" by his student himself.
Primary school teachers are all-rounders.In addition to physical education and music, there are other specialized teachers. The head teacher of the elementary school class is in charge of a series of subjects such as Chinese, math, science, English, etc., and even painting is also helped.
For this reason, Kunikida also tried to make up for three weeks of world art history and paintings of various famous masters as if he was facing a big enemy. In the end, he found that all he needed to do in the art class was to praise the students and mobilize their enthusiasm , let some of the children who may be more interested in art find their own bias.
However, having said that, there are indeed some bleak and bloody cruel realities in this world that, if you boast about it, you will feel that you have violated your conscience-and this includes Zhou Fang's Alice's paintings.
Before seeing Suo Alice's paintings, Kunikida had always been confident in his aesthetic tolerance.
After all, even if a child doesn't know how to draw, it won't be so difficult to see that people can't bear to look directly at it.
Their age and their ability to generalize things are there. Unless there are very few gifted children who are different from ordinary people in painting, even if they paint a chicken as a duck and a dog as a mouse, Kunikida Dupo has already done it. I'm fully prepared.
But what makes Zhou Fang Alice different is that the pictures drawn by this child... are no longer simply "ugly".
If Picasso re-deconstructed and reconstructed the world he saw after laying a solid foundation, then Zhou Fang Alice was probably born to stand at the pinnacle of the abstract school of painting, with a fascinating The mysterious power of not wanting to look again is contained in it.
Either it's a seal, or it's just taking the puppy at home and pawprinting it.
Kunikida Doppo sighed, and then thought that he should also send New Year greetings to parents in the class group.
So he logged into the LINE account that he hadn't checked for two days.
Because few people would bother him during the holidays, there was only one unread message in his LINE.
From 【Ten Beams of Tatara】.
Kunikida thought for a while before realizing that this person is also one of Suho Alice's parents.
The composition of Shuo Alice's family has always been a mystery that has plagued Kunikida Doppo.But the more important thing right now is to see what Mr. Ten Beams sent him.
Kunikida Doppo clicked to open the dialog box.
See a request that can be summed up as "Please vote for my kids," along with a link to a web page.
Of course, Kunikida Doppo understands this kind of behavior of parents canvassing votes for their children. It is better to say that he has been used to such things since he became a primary school teacher.
Now that the voting link has been sent, please vote.
Kunikida didn't think too much, and clicked on it.
The page was blank for a while, and the voting interface was refreshed after a while—an interface full of photos of various pet dogs.
Kunikida Doppo stared at the various dog heads on the phone screen in extreme shock and confusion, returned to LINE with trembling fingers, and carefully looked at the message sent by Tokusu Tara.
It clearly says, [Please vote for "Liz". 】
— Liz.
If I remember correctly...
Kunikida Doppo covered his mouth, his pupils trembled slightly.
Isn't that...Alice's nickname?
His student... turned into a puppy?
So the greeting card is written by the parents?And left a puppy paw print on the greeting card?
And having said that...
If she really turned into a puppy, what about her winter homework?
Alice, who only wrote one-tenth of her winter homework, sneezed on the ground.
Hatta Misaki was moved when she heard the news, and immediately grabbed her and carried her to the sofa.
"I can't take my eyes off you for a minute! How can you like little girls lying on the ground so much?" Misaki Hatta poked Alice's forehead. Her fur is thick and thick, and once poked in with her fingers, one by one can be left behind. Funny sag.
Alice barked twice, lying on the sofa and wagging her tail.Because she knew she was cute, she showed her cuteness to the fullest, with "I'm wrong and dare again" written all over her face, so angry that Misaki Hatta gave her a good meal, and finally forgave her.
The usually bustling barking Luo was quite deserted today.
On the first day of the new year, except Misaki Hatta, who had been away from home for many years, everyone else went home to see their relatives.
As for the three giants of Barbara, Shishu Tara was a child abandoned by his parents, Kusanagi Izumo was looked after by his uncle, and Zhou Fangzun grew up beside his grandfather.They are all people who have no impression of the existence of "parents", and they can welcome the New Year wherever they want.So Shishu chose to accompany Anna home, Kusanagi was busy making his Osechi dishes in the kitchen, and Zhou Fangzun slept until the afternoon as usual.
If it wasn't for Kusanagi's worry that she would accidentally step on her when she was lying at his feet, otherwise Alice would have to live in the kitchen and be her father's little clingy girl.
That's the bad thing about being a puppy.
Alice, who was lying on the sofa, thought a little depressed.
But in fact, after a long period of experience in puppy life, the "badness" she feels is actually more than just "this".
First of all, the puppy’s diet is really monotonous. Even though Izumo has tried his best to enrich the food in her bowl, in order to avoid adverse effects as much as possible, Kusanagi still strictly followed the scientific way of raising dogs, and included Alice’s meal The oil and salt in the food has been reduced to a point that is not easy for humans to accept-to put it bluntly, the food is bland and tasteless.
Alice, who used to eat slowly, has been eating like a torture recently.
The second is not being able to speak.
Although being unable to speak does not prevent Alice from communicating with Barbara, it can be seen from the incident of Akashi Seijuro that not everyone in this world can understand the true meaning behind her barking.
And her woof woof is also easily misinterpreted.
For example, when Zhou Fangzun asks for her opinion, he often asks whether she wants to watch movies or cartoons. No matter what Alice answers, it will end up being the one Zhou Fangzun wants to watch, because Wang Wangwang can explain it whatever he wants.
In the end, it was Alice who suddenly had something she wanted to do.
And this is something that puppy paws can't do in this life.
and so……
So when will it change back?
Alice, who was thinking about the problem, spread herself out into a dog strip.
She lay on the sofa lazily, reminding Misaki Hatta of the lifelike puppy mousse cake that was very popular on the Internet before.
It's a pity that Alice is not a real dog, otherwise he really wanted to try how Alice's reaction would be when the head of the puppy mousse cake was knocked off in front of her.
Misaki Hatta was imagining how Alichai's eyes widened in shock, while she gently combed the dog's fur—there is a bad thing about being a puppy, that is, shedding hair.
Alice didn't have rhinitis in the first place, but recently she was sneezing repeatedly because of the floating hairs falling from her body.
While others are worrying about her baldness, she is worrying about her smooth hair.
Thinking about it, Alice sneezed again.
At this moment, the door was pushed open from the outside, and after the doorbell rang, a prickly sea urchin—ah no, Fu Heihui appeared at the door.
"Happy New Year. Excuse me, is Alice there?"
"Uh...she's not here for the time being." Misaki Hatta glanced at the sofa, and found that Alice got directly behind the cushion and hid.
"Is there anything you can do with her?"
"I want to ask Alice if she has written her observation diary." Fu Heihui pushed the door in, holding a cloth bag with a slightly shaped edge pressed by the homework book and pencil case, "I really can't think of the last three What to write."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
"...I don't think so."
"No?" Fu Heihui's eyes widened in disbelief, "But the teacher has assigned a total of ten articles, and now the winter vacation is almost over."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
His eyes drifted to Alicia behind the sofa cushions, and he found that the little guy was motionless, and it seemed that he was going to play dead to the end.
"Cough... Fuhei, is it serious if you can't finish your homework? Will the teacher punish you?"
"That's not true." Fuguro Hui shook his head, "But Mr. Kunikida will leave in March."
"If you don't finish your homework, Kunikida-sensei will be a little bit regretful if not angry—oh, Alice said that, not me."
Hatta Misaki: "..."
In fact, the person who said this has been playing carefree for more than a week!
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