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Judges!

My surname is Zhu, and my name is Yinxiao. I am a mere incompetent, thanks to the blessing of my elder brother at home, I have earned the false name of Xingxiuzi.My family is unlucky, recently my unfilial niece bent the law for selfish ends, and brought an amazing thing from the unit. It is said that during the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, this thing was written by the Buddha himself. Becoming an immortal ghost, this is a great fortune, but also a great misfortune, the monkeys live forever unhappy, crazy, throwing water into the water every night to catch the moon, what they catch is not the silvery white cake, but what they want to die.

The monkeys also did a great thing - tricked the wine master into sharing this ignorant bliss with them.When Tu Yuexia jumped, the poet went to be happy, but the instigator was abandoned in the world.

Later, a certain generation of great-grandfather who was my unlucky niece burned the lamp for hours and nights, so he restored the original name of the monkeys. In order to save all the lost souls, ghost officials from the underworld came out of the nest. ——It is said that the monkeys lived too long to know what it was like, and they fell in love with this sinister and gentle hometown. Fengdu almost built a zoo because of this. Unfortunately, the only landscape is Monkey Mountain.

Now that I am in this Zhulou, I can only see a group of juniors who are very interested in re-doing the past when Dou defeated the Buddha when he was young and frivolous.Not only lamented that the fourth child was still too soft-hearted, overcame thorns and narrowly escaped death, but when it fell on the younger generation, it was spring wind and rain, and he was used to lawlessness.After a while, I realized that he just stuffed the hot potato into my mouth again, just like the study fed me all the bad things back then, and wanted to spit out a bunch of rotten words to disappoint me.

I should have a better life than the fourth brother, and I should be the villain for him, but he is a thousand times stronger than me in one aspect.

Ge was born in the wild, and the brocade quilt was rotten. On a winter night, a gentleman came with his salary.

He was a Rakshasa in his life, and I met Guanyin, vaguely I am more magnificent than him, but Dou Zhanfo has personally tried the truth of this - Guanyin can only give people mantras.

why?In a word: he has a gentleman's salary, and I have a beautiful woman who is ruthless.

Judges!If I were the storyteller in the wine shop in the market, I would have to do a great fabrication right now!You see, from the origin of Journey to the West, the first meeting of the heroes at the Pantao Feast, and then Avalokitesvara was ordered to go to Chang'an, manifested as a golden cicada, subdued Sai Taisui, tied the red boy, one by one, named Tang Monk, but actually Wukong, you You can see that he is indistinguishable between male and female, you can see that he is like a face, you can see that he is so merciful and merciful, he saves the suffering and rescues, why didn't he subdue that monkey-hearted ape?

Judge!How can it not be consensual?Otherwise, the mighty Great Sage Equaling Heaven, An Neng who can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the dignitaries, will go to the Baolian Terrace time and time again?

Judges!This is the Journey to the West I want to talk about!This book was written from the Ginkgo Study in Baishui Temple. After more than a hundred years, the general Rakshasa, the fairy and ghost messengers, and all kinds of characters are complete. But what I want to talk about today is not the most noisy and prosperous plot, but the scene after the drama ends. One-fold appendix Amorous History: About the Guanyin who died young, and the monster with the longest life on the way to learn from the scriptures - not as big as a natural stone monkey, but a chicken waiting to be slaughtered in the mountains.

Since we are talking about the history of sex, we should start with the most bizarre plot. Reader, have you ever heard of ghost marriage?Coincidentally, there is a story in my book, a gentleman who was born with a Rakshasa through bone removal, who would never regret being a beauty after nine deaths, but the yin and yang red line was stretched too long, and he stumbled into a shocking strategy. The gentleman who should be free and unrestrained took over the blood debt, and the phoenix, who was supposed to be in the fire, retreated to the chicken coop, and continued to be an ignorant child under the seat of Guanyin with peace of mind.

It was the 27th year of the Republic of China, the 27th year of the Republic of China, what a period of time!The flames of war are raging, and the people are in dire straits, but what a good time it is!I still remember that in the land of water and sky in those days, when Zhulou rose high and the blue waves stretched across the expanse, Guanyin preached in front of seven screens.In the 27th year of the Republic of China, what a paradise!I don’t know the Han Dynasty, regardless of the Wei and Jin Dynasties, regardless of the war and separation, regardless of the elder brother Lunchang and Yin and Yang’s scheming, and steal a period of time, cut into a spring heart, young people are not allowed to grow old, a moment of money.

But who was the preacher?It is the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sitting on the lotus platform!How can you not see through a mere childish heart?He just talks, laughs, gets drunk, pretends, and lets go. There are thousands of things that he can obey, and thousands of requests that can be granted, but there is nowhere to send his feelings—why doesn't the stone monkey break the lust ring?Who made him fall in love with the merciful, merciful, boundless and boundless Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva!

Buddha!Buddha!Amitabha, why do you save the world, save all living beings, subdue demons and exterminate demons, take life and death, but why do you refuse to show mercy to me?

Even if it kills me!

Do you mean that you made a wrong payment because of your infatuation?But I never even said it outright.why?Because the Buddha said: Do not speak!

Since the death of the fourth child, I have been sensible, and the first thing I understand is that it cannot be said.

A hexagram of the fate of the country and a conspiracy to change the sky are unspeakable.

It cannot be said about Yin and Yang marriages, weddings and weddings.

Can't say, can't say, don't have to say.

It is a mistake to say it, and it is a sin to think about it.

Judge!Do you think this past will end with sighs?Of course not!Otherwise, how can the history of love go back and forth?At that time, I was frivolous, ignorant and fearless, daring to think and act. This is the beauty of young people. In the past, there was a bully monkey who made it difficult for Guanyin, so why should I wait for him for hundreds of years?The so-called love means that the dead can live, and the living can die. You and I burned the incense in the previous life, and in this life, we will suffer from old debts, so why not?Meeting for a hundred years, if someone dies at the age of 81, why wait three more years at the bridgehead——

I held such a firm heart, watching his brothers and friends respectful, watching him spend half his life in style, and watching him die calmly.I am brothers with you in this life, and we will be married in the next life without a cause. I will be filial and respectful on his behalf, guard the door and establish a business on his behalf, and support the coffin and guard the spirit on his behalf. Finally, on that day when he died, I cried bitterly and then laughed. The merciful and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva, you have crossed people all your life, and you have finally crossed your own body!

I waited for him at the bridge of Naihe, he crossed people, ghosts, gods, Buddhas, demons, and demons, and finally he was able to cross me.

However, I waited for him for three years, three years and three years, and one day the King of Hades married a daughter again. I saw the ten miles of red makeup walking across the bridge, and I realized it——Guanyin guides good fortune, but it does not want to fulfill the original mind and custom of Pohou. It is to let him fight and defeat the Buddha freely.

I was completely enlightened, overjoyed and deeply saddened. Amidst the sound of the suona, I snatched the bride's Xiapei, dumped the Mengpo soup, and sang crazily for three days and three nights in the West Chamber.I am like Xingxiuzi in the Tang Dynasty, who sang [-] Taibai poems, drank [-] cups of longevity wine, sang [-] times in the West Chamber, drank [-] cups of the past, and finally even all the kings of Hades died. Going to the bridge to point and point, all kinds of behaviors are more human than human, look, this generation of scholars finally went crazy and lost the last one!

In the end the elder brother came in. At that time, the fourth child was still awake, Rakshasa showed his vicious face, he took care of the others, moved the chairs and sat on the bridge, I sang, he palmed the strings, lingering with each other, like a pair of widows who kissed each other.

He didn't open his mouth until I could no longer make a sound, and persuaded me to come back with one sentence.

He said: He left something for you in the mirage.

This is my life-saving straw, and it is also the fractures and tendons before the final guillotine. There are 580 rooms in the mirage, and I have been searching frantically for year after year.The monkey pushed down the lotus platform and made a big fuss in Luojia Mountain, but there was no trace of Avalokitesvara, except for a golden band on his head, which strangled my skin and made my eyes bleed.Later, I simply chopped off my own head. Suzaku would not die if his soul was damaged.

Later, I stopped going crazy, and Pohou finally learned some etiquette, randomly tracing a piece of painted skin with sorrow, sorrow, greed, anger, and making up a human face.I began to learn to calmly open the next unknown door, time blunt knife cut flesh, I slowly killed day and night after day, the mirage is [-] feet, the scenery is beautiful, I don’t live for a long time, and I can’t be counted. The person who has been around for the longest time is not the craziest lunatic among them. Compared with the Rakshasas under the six-foot bronze, I am at most a sick person.

The so-called non-madness will not survive, my brother risked his life to change his life, and he made himself perfect.I finally realized that I was far from being crazy enough, so I could not seek death if I wanted to live—see the official!Presumably you have to ask me, why can't I be heartbroken when I don't know where it started and how it deepens?Judge!This is how cold-hearted you, an outsider, are!If you have seen such a person in full swing, with gold and jade as the spine, he taught me to be ashamed of myself, and even going crazy is hypocritical. If you have been taught by such a person, even if you are only opened by his knife wind, Take a look at this world of thousands of people, you will definitely guard the mountains and rivers for him wholeheartedly.

He taught me not to be cowardly.

Nine-pin lotus bowed down the steps, and An Gan smashed his eyebrows and bowed his waist to become a demon.

Judge!Perhaps this will be the most insipid sex history you have ever seen. From the beginning to the end, it is nothing more than a patient's nonsense, but you have seen all the most beautiful scenes. How dare I compare with this appendix?Presumably you will remember the climax at the end of the scene—the Suzaku sends off the bride, the judge judges the master of ceremonies, and the King of Hades observes the ceremony.It was such a good show with both voice and emotion, but what I want to talk about today is not about the lovers getting married, but about the wedding dress on the bride—it seems to be the last legacy left by Guanyin, destined to It was dug out after I finished my work in Penglai.That day, there was an unprecedented hustle and bustle in the realm of water and sky, Tai Sui bent his waist and played the ball, and all living beings sat up and made a noise. I opened the door of a new room as usual, and saw a red robe hanging inside.

I recognize this set of wedding dress, when I escaped disaster with him during the war, he told me the anecdotes of the seven families on the screen every day, until the last fold of the Mo family, the previous Mozi and the oiran met at the bridge, This is the source of this wedding dress.I still remember him telling me that if one day the fourth son and elder brother really get the best of both worlds, he will give him this scarf to get married. dowry.

but.

but.

There is no phoenix crown in that set of Xiapei, and we all know that he will not wear a phoenix crown in this life.

Back then he told me an anecdote about Mozi of the previous generation, and once found out this set of Xiapei. I asked him if he wanted to make up a phoenix crown, and he sneered: Just keep the clothes for the fourth child, he doesn't have such a big face.At that time, my mind was half-opened, I messily put on the wedding dress, and asked him knowingly, "Does it look good?"He carefully looked at it for a while, and said: "It's still a little bit close."

I have exhausted my courage, and I didn't ask that sentence: What's the difference?

It is only now that I understand.

The red dress in the room is bright, and the room is full of splendor, but there is an extra phoenix crown.

I think I'm really crazy at this time, but it's not that I succumbed to cowardice, but that he came from outside Yin and Yang to pay off this old debt.I rushed out the door and met my elder brother on the way, I was stunned for a moment, and then understood.

Congratulations.He said.

At that moment, I really looked like a lunatic, I was running along the corridor with a golden phoenix crown, thinking that the fourth child laughed at me for my appearance, and I was a strange species among Suzaku.Yes, he is Avalokitesvara and I am Pohou, he is Mozi and I am Xingxiu, he collects medicine in the deep clouds, I ask Tong Tong under the pine, now he gives me this phoenix crown, I will really be a phoenix, with colorful preparations, The eight winds are stirring, and the mirage is [-] feet long, which is not as long as a feather of mine.

I landed in front of the screen of the Mohist family. Over the years, I had memorized the entire long screen upside down, and the things of the dead and the dead were recorded on the screen, but I still couldn't see the fold I was looking for.Now I am wearing a phoenix crown that is as bright as the day, like a married woman who can't wait to promise her life in private, at that moment the end of the screen finally opened in the brilliance of gold and stone——

I laughed, then cried.

The screen is carved with knives and axes, and thousands of strokes form a painting—that is the bridgehead of Naihe.

At that moment, it is convenient for people to stay in the sky, and flowers sleep in grassland.

Judges!Now I see a group of juniors struggling in front of the book of life and death, trying to redo the past when they defeated the Buddha when they were young and frivolous. I think I was the same back then, full of hatred and hatred, and wanted to tear this green paper—— Just as I couldn't wait for him at the bridge of Naihe, I couldn't find him in the paper full of names. Back then, a mere monkey could erase life and death, let alone a Bodhisattva?

But in the end, I finally saw him at the bridgehead of Naihe.

Wu Toumajiao finally rescued her.

He is still so bright and proud, if he wants to fulfill me, I must fulfill him.I know too well what he is going to do. Now the juniors are like Ginkgo, they still have such a long period of time, but one day the spring feast will be late, the thoughts will be over, and I will be old in peace. I will still sit with her in my arms By the side of the bed, accompany him to talk at night by the fire, and accompany him to look at Fenghua again, that is when the real shock falls——

wait for me to get ready

After drinking the poetry and wine, leave the stage,

We meet again in the next life, the ginkgo tree is yellow, and the rosefinch is blooming, it is only common.

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