You are not human

"Don't be afraid." Di Zui Jun smiled gently, "How could I attack you?"

Zhang Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right..."

Emperor Sin took a sip of his tea, "As long as you haven't done anything bad."

He laughed meaningfully, "But is there really anyone who has never done anything bad?"

Zhang Xiaobao trembled again: "I, I, I may have done one, two, three or four... bad things."

Emperor Sin asked him with great interest: "What bad things have you done?"

Zhang Xiaobao took a deep breath, and said with a remorseful expression: "...I copied my homework before."

Emperor Sin: "..."

Zhang Xiaobao seems to be reminiscing about his life: "I even lied to my parents that my grades are not at the bottom..."

Emperor Sin: "..."

He showed a smile, "That's really a big bad thing."

Zhang Xiaobao tremblingly asked: "What kind of punishment do you have to suffer?"

Di Sin Jun rolled his eyes with a malicious smile, slowly put down his teacup, and said after thinking, "At least the soles of the feet must be scratched a hundred times."

Zhang Xiaobao hesitated: "...Okay, it seems to be acceptable?"

Emperor Sin couldn't help laughing: "I lied to you."

"I don't want to give you any punishment, so I will give you any punishment. Whether you want to be punished or not depends on how Mr. Wu Shan judges."

Zhang Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief: "This, this way..."

"Yes." Emperor Di Sin showed a little nostalgic look, "This is an agreement between me and my lord."

He came back to his senses and smiled first, "Maybe we have to talk about the past, do you want to listen?"

"Yes!" Zhang Xiaobao nodded hastily, and unfolded his booklet, "I'm ready to memorize it."

"Let me first talk about how I know I am different from ordinary people." Di Sin Jun propped his chin, "I remember, when I was about seven years old, a thief was caught in the palace of my mother and concubine."

"It's a new eunuch in the palace. He probably isn't sensible enough to know that some things can be stolen and some things can't, but he has the audacity to steal something from the imperial court."

He seemed to be worried that Zhang Xiaobao would not understand the seriousness of this matter, and explained, "If you lose something that was bestowed by the emperor, even my mother and concubine will be punished together."

"Oh!" Zhang Xiaobao quickly nodded, "I've heard of it, and I've seen it in TV dramas!"

"Yeah." Emperor Sin replied lazily, "Although my mother and concubine are not favored, father doesn't know when he will think about it, let alone ask her about it. A hairpin, but it's like a ticking time bomb..."

Zhang Xiaobao used his imagination: "And let others know, is it still possible to be reported to the emperor?"

Emperor Sin couldn't help laughing: "Well, there is a possibility, but my mother and concubine are not threatening, nor will they cause any trouble."

"But it's better to let him hand it over."

"I remember at that time, my mother and concubine were so angry and impatient. Sometimes they frightened the little eunuch that he would kill him, and sometimes coaxed him to say that he would hand over whatever he wanted. But the little guy still had some bones, so he refused to say anything."

"At that time, I wanted to share my mother's worries, so I came up with an idea - he was just a little eunuch, and he couldn't spend money in the palace, and he was able to buy a house outside the palace. Most of the money was sent home, so I let People first check who else is in his family."

Zhang Xiaobao nodded in agreement: "Di Zui Jun is so smart!"

"In fact, he was already scared at this time. He said that he would hand over the things at home, but I felt sorry." Di Zuijun sighed, "I didn't know how to hide it at that time, even if my mother praised me, I would She didn't look very happy, so she asked me why."

"I said it's a pity that he confessed too quickly, otherwise we can use more methods. Even if others can't find out and punish the servants, there are still many methods. For example, telling the public that he has a strange disease, pulling out one of his teeth every day... "

Zhang Xiaobao took a deep breath and covered his mouth.

Di Sin Jun smiled and said, "Ah, my mother's reaction was exactly the same as yours."

"She warned me again and again that I must never say such things to others, and I must not let people find out that I am such a person. Only then did I know that I am different from others."

"But paper can't contain fire."

Emperor Sin showed a look of nostalgia, "When my elder brother is about to succeed to the throne, he is very suspicious. Even if I don't seem to be a threat on the surface, it's better to have something in his hands."

"I pretended to let him get hold of me, and he was satisfied. He reached a deal with me and sent me to the Ministry of Punishment, so that I could give full play to my strengths, and he could sit on his throne with peace of mind."

Di Sin Jun showed a little smile, "Oh, that was really the happiest life I've ever lived."

Zhang Xiaobao didn't really want to know how happy he was.

Emperor Di Sin shook his head: "But it's a pity, my eldest brother is not up to the mark, and someone actually pulled him from the easily obtainable throne."

"I stand in the same camp as him, so naturally we can only live and die together."

He seemed to be talking about something unimportant, "You know, people like me must have made many enemies, and those criminals who were tortured to death by me in the sky prison also have relatives..."

Zhang Xiaobao hesitated for a moment, and asked in a low voice: "Are the people tortured by the Emperor Sin King all bad people?"

Di Sin Jun pondered for a moment: "At least they are all sinners who broke the law at that time."

"If you look at it from the perspective of the time, it is unforgivable to try to rebel, but from the perspective of the present, do princes and generals have a kindness?"

He laughed, "I have never been the person who made the law, but the executor of the law. In other words, I have always been just a 'knife'."

Zhang Xiaobao was stunned for a moment: "Then, then why did you stay in Hades..."

"Because they disagreed on my sentencing." Emperor Sin smiled and pointed in the direction of Wu Shanjun's mansion, "At that time, Wu Shanjun was not one of the ten kings of the underworld, and the head of the judge at that time said that I had committed a serious crime. , but Mr. Wu Shan disagrees."

He rolled his eyes with a smile, "At that time, she was too young to transform into an adult. A teenage girl argued in front of the hall full of glaring Asura ghosts, saying that I was 'responsible and should not be accused'."

Zhang Xiaobao was in awe: "Mr. Wu Shan is really..."

He couldn't seem to think of any suitable adjectives for a while.

Emperor Sin slowly skimmed off the froth on the tea, his posture was elegant, and he looked like he was used to being pampered: "I was curious at the time, so I talked to her and said that I am not afraid of pain, and she doesn't have to offend her immediate superior for me."

"On the contrary, she got even more angry, glared at me with her waist in her hand, and said 'who is for you'."

Di Sin Jun had a smile in his eyes, "I asked her, 'What is that for?', she raised her chest and raised her head without hesitation, 'Of course it is for adults and fairness'."

Zhang Xiaobao also laughed: "Is it for Lord Pluto and justice?"

"Yeah." Di Zuijun nodded slightly, "She said that the adults told her to read and learn the laws of the past dynasties, so that she can tell right from wrong. Since she thinks it's wrong, she can't let it go."

He showed approval, "I praised her for being strong at such a young age, but she jumped and scolded me, saying that she would sentence me for contempt of the judge."

Zhang Xiaobao couldn't help scratching his head: "Like what Wu Shanjun would do."

"Later they were at a stalemate, so they had to invite Pluto here." Emperor Di Sin looked at the teacup, "He looked through my life and death book, and then asked me, except for the prisoners in prison, I never shot anyone else, why? .”

"I answer truthfully - because it will hurt my family."

Zhang Xiaobao blinked in astonishment: "Ah?"

Di Zui Jun laughed: "Why, do you think I will give some more grandiose reasons?"

"That's the truth. If there were no punishment, people would not hesitate before committing crimes. Guys like me would not restrain themselves."

"Your Excellency told me—"

Zhang Xiaobao pricked up his ears, intending to write down the famous aphorisms Master Pluto once said.

Di Sin Jun smiled and rolled his eyes: "Although you are a pervert, you know how to be afraid, and you are not hopeless. A pervert placed in the right place is an easy-to-use knife."

Zhang Xiaobao: "...Your Excellency, can't you think about what you say?"

Emperor Sin laughed: "This is the job of the recorder."

He suppressed his smile and pointed to the deep prison, "So, the meaning of my being here and this prison is to warn the world, and it is the embodiment of the simple 'evil is rewarded with evil' since ancient times."

Zhang Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, then nodded solemnly: "I understand."

Di Sin Jun's seriousness just now seemed to be just a fleeting illusion, he smiled and approached the chair: "Go further and you will be Zhu Youjun's mansion, he is not a ghost, but a somewhat unique tree demon, no, to be precise , is half demon and half ghost."

"Half-demon?" Zhang Xiaobao was somewhat kind to this word, he stood up, "Then I'll go visit."

Emperor Sin waved his hand lazily: "Go."

"Mr. Zhuyou doesn't talk much, but he's not bad-tempered. If you really can't do it, you can praise him for being a saint."

"Human saint?" Zhang Xiaobao looked confused.

Di Sin Jun opened his eyes slightly, and suddenly showed a malicious smile: "So that's the case, you don't know yet."

"Then you should ask him first, what do you think of Human Saints, what do you think of Hades, ah, isn't that a common problem in the human world?"

"You just ask him——Human Saint and Pluto fell into the River Styx at the same time, who would he save first?"

Zhang Xiaobao looked at Di Sin Jun's obvious smile, agreed somewhat vaguely, and silently made up his mind - this question must not be asked indiscriminately.

He walked out of Di Sin Jun's mansion, and saw an ordinary, nothing special residence - according to Di Sin Jun, Zhu You Jun's prototype was filled with heaven and earth, so he didn't have any requirements for the residence.

He knocked on the door cautiously, and the two doors opened with a creak. A young man in a black robe was sitting in front of the desk, just closing the report in his hand.

He raised his head, looked at Gujing calmly, and nodded slightly: "Here we come, sit down."

"Oh, oh!" Zhang Xiaobao had met some of the Ten Lords of the Underworld anyway, and now he took a deep breath, sat down nervously in front of him, and said carefully, "Hi, Mr. Zhuyou, I'm here to ask some news."

"That...how is Human Saint doing recently?"

Zhang Xiaobao clearly saw that the expression of Mr. Zhuyou, who was meticulous just now, had some fluctuations, he raised his head slightly, and gave him a vigilant look: "He is fine."

"You...do you also want to repay your favor?"