You are not human

Zhang Xiaobao didn't dare to answer rashly, so he gave Wu Shanjun a cautious look.

Wu Shanjun looked disgusted, but he still handed over his box lunch: "It seems that there is nothing to be busy in the fairy world. Tianshu Xingjun is the most active every time he eats."

With a generous wave of her hand, she also gave Zhang Xiaobao a boxed lunch, "This is what the boss told you."

Zhang Xiaobao was flattered: "I have it too!"

Wu Shanjun showed complacency on his face: "You know that we have a great relationship with the Human Saint, right? We can eat the food cooked by the Human Saint at noon, but we are the only one in the Three Realms! Even if this guy wants to come to eat, he can only come to the Underworld by himself. "

"You will be your own person in the future, and you can also order food in the group, but you have to come to the underworld to pick it up... Come, come, I will pull you into the group!"

Zhang Xiaobao dazedly took out his mobile phone and was pulled into the group by her, and looked at Tianshu Xingjun next door with some embarrassment.

The other party happened to be looking at him, noticed his gaze, and nodded in a friendly way: "I said it was a new face, so it turned out to be a newcomer to the underworld. It seems that it is not a ghost... a demon?"

Zhang Xiaobao was about to declare his family name, but Wu Shanjun waved his hand: "This is our underworld secret, you have asked so many questions, do you have to introduce yourself first?"

Tianshu Xingjun nodded slightly: "Tianshu Xingjun."

"Tsk, I'm really lazy." Wu Shanjun muttered and introduced Zhang Xiaobao, "This Tianshu Xingjun is the one who has the most contact with us in the fairy world, and many decrees from the underworld will also communicate with the fairy world."

Tianshu Xingjun then added: "Yes."

Zhang Xiaobao didn't want to understand, and asked honestly: "Hades and Immortals...can you give me an example?"

Tianshu Xingjun pondered for a while: "Have you ever heard of the classic story of being helped by a god, and taking revenge on your parents and enemies?"

Zhang Xiaobao nodded: "I've heard of it."

"Now there will be no more." Tianshu Xingjun opened the lunch box gracefully, while explaining to him, "Because if you don't fight back on the spot, you will be suspected of murder, and even if you fight back on the spot, you will be suspected of excessive defense."

Zhang Xiaobao: "..."

This fairy had a long robe with wide sleeves, tied his hair and wore a crown, but with a single mouth, he pulled people to the legal channel. It can only be said that he is worthy of being Wu Shanjun's friend.

Zhang Xiaobao put a mouthful of food into his mouth while thinking, and couldn't help but open his eyes wide.

He had planned to chat with Wu Shanjun while eating, but he forgot all his work as soon as he swallowed it. For a while, no one spoke at the small dining table, and the demons, ghosts, and immortals all concentrated on eating.

When the lunch box bottomed out, the three of them wiped their mouths contentedly, and let out a satisfied sigh at the same time.

Wu Shanjun sat on the chair for a while, and asked him with a bit of laziness after drinking and eating: "Where did you just talk about? Why did I stay in the underworld to work?"

"Hmm!" Zhang Xiaobao regained some motivation to work, and quickly sat upright, "I heard that whether it is the ghosts of the underworld, or the ten kings of the underworld, they can be reincarnated at any time. Why didn't Wu Shanjun stay in the palace? here?"

"Well..." Wu Shanjun thought for a while, and was about to speak, when he suddenly looked at Tianshu Xingjun beside him, "Why are you still here?"

Tianshu Xingjun's expression was as usual, and he didn't shy away from it: "Curiosity."

"Tsk." Wu Shanjun frowned in disgust, but he didn't insist on driving him away, and replied truthfully, "When I first came to Hades, it had nothing to do with the law."

She thought for a while, then waved her hand, "No, you can't say that, let me start from the beginning."

"You know that most of the errants are young and middle-aged. It's not that they happened to die at this time. It's because the boss asked them to choose the most suitable age for them to work conveniently."

"When I came to Hades, I was a little smaller than I am now. I begged the boss to make me bigger."

Thinking of Mr. Lianchun, Zhang Xiaobao asked cautiously: "If it reminds you of something sad, it's okay not to say it."

"Ah?" Wu Shanjun was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, "There is nothing sad, I died of illness."

"You know, in ancient times, the medical level was low, and there were only a few people who could grow up safely."

"Even if we were looking for ghosts who stayed and worked, we wouldn't look for children."

Tianshu Xingjun nodded in agreement: "Child labor cannot be employed."

Wu Shanjun bared his teeth: "At that time, there was no such thing! Besides, I am not considered a child, I am already fifteen, and I was old enough to marry at that time!"

Tianshu Xingjun looked sideways slightly: "Then married?"

"No, I'm not in good health. No one wants to marry a sick jar back home!" Wu Shanjun slapped the table, a little annoyed, "Can you stop interrupting me!"

Tianshu Xingjun just shut up.

Zhang Xiaobao reminded cooperatingly: "I just said that Hades would not leave children in the first place."

"Yeah." Wu Shanjun nodded, "Our family was poor at that time, and we were still sick all the time. We didn't know much about going to the Hades, but I didn't want to be reincarnated."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with dying, at least I don't feel uncomfortable, and I don't have to go hungry."

"At that time, Lord Zhuyou came to Pluto to look for the book of life and death. I had an idea and thought I could help, so I yelled at him, 'I can help copy the book'..."

She laughed while talking, "I am also young, and a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers. If I knew what kind of big man he is, I might not dare to shout."

A smile flashed across Tianshu Xingjun's eyes: "So you thought that they only had one copy of the book of life and death, so you planned to make another copy for them?"

"That's right." Wu Shanjun didn't feel embarrassed, and shook his head and said, "I recommended myself, and Pluto probably thought it was funny at that time, and he told me that not everyone can read this book, so I worked harder .”

"I told him that I can copy books, but I can't read. If you want to copy this book, there is no one in the world more convenient than me."

Zhang Xiaobao also felt strange: "Why are there still people who can write but can't read?"

Wu Shanjun had an attitude of "the world is full of wonders": "Because my father is a scholar, he can take on some copying jobs, and I will help him do some, but he has no time to teach me how to read."

Tianshu Xingjun thought for a while: "Then the ten lords of the Underworld now have a copy of the book of life and death. Could it be you who copied it?"

"Of course not." Wu Shanjun waved his hand, "Your Excellency didn't agree, but asked me why I didn't want to be reincarnated. I told him honestly and told him that I must work hard and begged him to keep me."

"He handed me over to Lord Qianguo, and asked him to teach me how to read, and said that he would let me learn the laws of the current dynasty, first to see if I am smart."

She showed a bit of complacency, "I was so fast when I was in elementary school! I just watched my dad write, and I imitated it on the table with tea, and I surprised him!"

"At that time, my family was poor, and there was no paper or ink for me to waste, so my father gave me a pen and let me write on the table with water on it. Only when I could learn seven or eight images, did I give me paper and pen. "

"Anyway, the boss gave me a chance, and I've stayed here forever."

Tianshu Xingjun thought for a while: "Then after so many years, you know the benefits of being alive, so don't you consider reincarnation?"

"Hey, isn't it that I haven't found a successor who is as smart as me?" Wu Shanjun shook his head and said in a low voice, "I'll tell you quietly, although I always say that the boss oppresses me and doesn't give me a vacation, actually, I still have fakes, but I don’t stop.”

Zhang Xiaobao showed surprise: "Huh?"

"I'm not happy if I'm rested." Wu Shanjun said confidently, "Even if I go out to play, I still miss this place after all. Before I was on vacation, the boss threw me out and pulled the barrier to prevent me from coming in... "

She muttered, "But after all, are you worried?"

Zhang Xiaobao was stunned for a moment, he nodded slightly, and looked down at the record that he had written a full page: "Then I probably know why Wu Shanjun stayed."

Wu Shanjun laughed: "You will gradually realize that although the underworld is full of dead people, the friendship and concern are real."

"Although the Ten Lords of the Underworld are strange, but..."

"Wu Shanjun." The huge tortoise head suddenly went back, "Do you have any beef left?"

"Ouch!" Wu Shanjun almost jumped up in fright, and turned his head angrily, "When did I have leftover food from the little boss's house! It's gone! I licked the box clean!"

"Oh." Mr. Du'er showed a disappointed expression, "I remember you don't like coriander, so I thought you would have cold beef leftover."

"Hmph, mine is specially made by the little boss without coriander!" Wu Shanjun smiled, and looked at Zhang Xiaobao as if remembering, "Oh, by the way, have you finished asking me?"

"Why don't you just drop by and follow Mr. Du'er to his place. He doesn't have a mansion and has always lived in the Styx River."

"Okay." Mr. Du'er agreed in a low voice, "Do you want to come? Mr. Jieluo lives next to me, so you can ask together."

"Oh, good!" Zhang Xiaobao hurriedly agreed, carrying his notebook and following up, looking nervously at the space around Mr. Du E, not knowing how to follow up.

Lord Du'er lowered his head: "Climb up."

Zhang Xiaobao trembled: "That's troublesome."

Just as he was about to leave, he remembered to thank him, and shouted back, "Thank you Wu Shanjun..."

It was dark in front of my eyes, and I heard the sound of splashing water.

Mr. Du'er reminded him: "Don't let go, it's the Styx River if you fall down, and a little monster like you won't be able to pick it up once it goes down."

Zhang Xiaobao felt that his feet were suddenly soft.

Mr. Du'er slowly pushed away the water waves and put him on the shore. Zhang Xiaobao quickly landed and heaved a sigh of relief.

He turned his head and could see a bridge over the River Styx. Ghosts with different expressions were lining up and walking forward. Overwhelmed by the soul.

Zhang Xiaobao stammered and asked: "This, this is..."

"It's the souls trapped in the River Styx." Mr. Du'er replied with a good temper, "Some people were unwilling to leave, so they jumped off the bridge."

"The souls who enter the Styx cannot escape. They can only run back and forth day after day, watching the souls on the bridge."

Zhang Xiaobao was a little nervous, and he clenched his notebook tightly: "The Lord Du'e must be very powerful to live in such a river of the Ming Dynasty!"

"If I heard you say that when I was young, I would have been very happy." Mr. Du'er's tone was slow, strangely with a calming force, he slowly retracted his legs into the shell, and said lazily, "Ask whatever you want, it doesn't matter."

"It's just that if you don't ask, hurry up, I will feel sleepy when I'm full."

"Ah, there is still a while when Mr. Jie Luo will change my dressing, he will come over, you can continue to ask him."

Zhang Xiaobao nodded quickly, and still asked himself the most curious question: "Mr. Du'er...is it a monster? Is it the legendary Xuanwu, or some kind of dragon tortoise?"

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Mr. Du'er: It is easy to feel sleepy when you are full