You are not human

Yin Bei had just passed through the catastrophe period. Although he claimed that it was not a big deal, he claimed that he needed to rest and recuperate. He pushed away all unnecessary boring social activities and played games at home confidently.

Ao Jinyu stuffed the peeled walnuts into his mouth, Yin Bei squinted at him before opening his mouth, and asked in confirmation, "You know I'm a ghost, right?"

"Ah?" Ao Jinyu was a little surprised, "Of course."

Yin Bei looked at the walnut shells piled up in front of him: "Then you also know that if you don't restrain yourself, I won't be able to eat much, right?"

"Are you really going to strip it all off?"

When Ao Jinyu lowered his head, he realized that he had already peeled off half of the walnut shells on the table. He faltered and took a quick look at Yin Bei, and then said, "I..."

It was rare for him to hesitate, and Yin Bei raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, keenly aware of something: "Do you have something to say?"

"En." Ao Jinyu nodded, looked at him eagerly, and asked again as if confirming, "Beibei, do you like me?"

Yin Bei was speechless: "...Are you planning to check every day in the future?"

"Not so often." Ao Jinyu got an affirmative answer, and he was visibly happy. He moved to the side and got close to Yin Bei's side, looking at him eagerly, "I went out yesterday...you don't wonder if I go?" What did you do?"

Yin Bei showed confusion, and pointed to the walnut shells on the table: "Didn't you say you went to buy walnuts? You lied to me?"

"I also bought walnuts, so it can't be considered cheating." Ao Jinyu was not very confident. He quickly glanced at him, took out a box as if he couldn't hide his secret, and smiled embarrassedly, "I went to buy a ring... ..."

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows and looked at the bedside jewelry box-sized box in his hand, with a strange expression on his face: "...Don't ordinary rings be put in that kind of small box?"

"It's the same way I watch TV dramas." Ao Jinyu scratched his head in distress, "I can't pretend that."

Yin Bei suddenly had a bad feeling.

Although Ao Jinyu's usual dressing style is fairly normal, he basically didn't wear cheap ones, and considering the luxurious aesthetics of the East China Sea Dragon Clan, he told him "it can't fit"...

He didn't buy a huge ring, did he?

Yin Bei looked at the box with vigilance, and Ao Jinyu had already opened the box excitedly, and a pile of gleaming rings fell down with a clatter.

Yin Bei: "..."

Although he expected that the rings bought by Ao Jinyu would be exaggerated, he didn't expect it to be an exaggeration in quantity.

Ao Jinyu picked and picked in front of him: "I don't know what you like, anyway, you have pretty hands, and you can look good with whatever you wear."

"This one is with diamonds, this one is big and this one is small, and this one is without diamonds. Ah, this design is very special and I bought it back! And there is a dragon on it! Although they say it is not a wedding ring, but I I also want to buy it for you..."

Yin Bei was speechless at first, but seeing him displaying each ring excitedly, he couldn't help showing a helpless smile: "I'm afraid that the sales of the stores you patronize have already reached the standard this year."

Ao Jinyu smirked: "Which one do you like?"

"Hmm..." Yin Bei frowned slightly, looked at the pile of shiny little rings in embarrassment, and leaned back as if giving up, "Why don't I practice a thousand-hand astrology?"

Ao Jinyu looked down at the ring: "Then, which ring should I propose?"

Yin Bei raised his hand and tore off the tab of the Coke can on the table, and handed it to him: "Let's start with the cheap ones."

He also commented casually, "The pull ring is not as easy as it used to be."

Ao Jinyu was stunned for a moment, then happily pulled off his Coke pull ring and handed it over: "Exchange the rings!"

Yin Bei laughed, and then cooperated with his tricks.

He propped his chin helplessly: "We are not mortals, what's the point of getting married? If you want to be a witness, Tian Dao and Yue Lao are probably the best witnesses."

Ao Jinyu thought for a while: "If there's any meaning to it, I might not be able to think of any particularly reliable answer, but..."

"As long as I'm with you, I feel like I want to join in all the fun."

Yin Bei showed a helpless expression: "Then what should we do, even if we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, no one can issue us a marriage certificate..."

He touched his chin, "Why don't you draw a picture?"

"Okay, okay!" Ao Jinyu's eyes lit up, "Beibei draw me one!"

"Hey..." Yin Bei looked at him helplessly, "I only said to draw one, but I didn't say I did."

"Tsk, forget it, it's not difficult, I'll check if there is any paper."

Yin Bei's room has piled up a lot of strange things over the years, and after careful searching, he can find many antiques, and it is not uncommon to find a stack of printing paper.

He slapped a piece of A4 paper on the table, drew a pen, gestured to him with great interest, and suddenly raised his head and asked, "Is the marriage certificate one for each person, or two people get one together?"

A dragon and a ghost stared at each other, Ao Jinyu took out his mobile phone: "Wait for me to check!"

"Hmm... one copy per person! Look at this illustration, here is the name of the certificate holder, here is a group photo..."

Ao Jinyu touched his chin and thought: "Then should we take pictures?"

"Huh?" Yin Bei first framed the place where the photo was placed, "Just draw a group photo, right? This is called the unity of painting style."

He pointed to Ao Jinyu, motioned him to stand opposite, picked up the pen and gestured professionally, "I'll draw you first."

Ao Jinyu stood there nervously: "Ah, Beibei, can you still draw?"

"Live a long time and know how to order anything." Yin Bei raised his chin at him, "Put a more natural posture, look this way, yes, just don't move."

Ao Jinyu posed obediently and stood on the spot, and asked with some expectation: "Are you ready?"

"Wait a little longer, why are you so impatient." Did Yin Bei look up at him, looking very professional, "Is it possible to draw a sketch so quickly?"

"Oh, oh!" Ao Jinyu seemed to understand, and maintained his posture more firmly, "Sketch, it should take a long time!"

He waited for a while expectantly, and after only a few minutes, Yin Bei said, "Okay."

"So fast?" Ao Jinyu was a little surprised, "I thought it would take a long time to sketch."

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows, and handed him the painted marriage certificate: "Because I'm amazing."

Ao Jinyu stared blankly at the Q version dragon on the right side of the marriage certificate, Yin Bei looked at him with a half-smile, "How is it?"

Ao Jinyu replied subconsciously: "It's quite cute..."

"No!" He came back to his senses, "This, this is not a sketch!"

He looked at Yin Bei eagerly, and complained with a little grievance, "And you asked me to pose, but you didn't draw it according to my human figure!"

Yin Bei let out a chuckle, leaned back in the chair and looked in a very good mood, pointed at the dragon and said, "Why didn't the painting follow you? Isn't it like you?"

Ao Jinyu hesitated: "It's not like..."

He was very tangled, and finally put the painting back into his hand, "I haven't finished the painting yet, what about you?"

"That's easy." Yin Bei casually added a stickman, "That's enough."

Ao Jinyu's face was wrinkled: "Why did you draw yourself so perfunctorily?"

"I haven't drawn myself much before." Yin Bei casually said, "I know it's me? I'll write 'Pluto' on my forehead."

He was in a good mood and added two words, and then wrote "Certified Long Ao Jinyu" on the left, and handed the painting to him, "Take it."

Ao Jinyu took it over and took a look. Although the stickman was suspected of being perfunctory, it must have been Yin Bei's bad intentions to tease him by asking him to pose when drawing the dragon. The dragon can still be called cute and cute, probably the most thoughtful part of the whole certificate.

Does this mean that, in Yin Bei's heart, he is still quite cute?

Ao Jinyu looked at it a few more times and had to admit that he actually liked it quite a bit.

Most importantly, this was painted by Yin Bei.

He has always found it troublesome, and if he can find time to deal with it, that is also a proof.

Ao Jinyu was going back to find a frame for him to frame, but then remembered: "But doesn't everyone have to have a marriage certificate?"

Yin Bei had already yawned and lost interest: "You can make a copy of mine, just change the words."

Ao Jinyu quickly shook his head: "No way!"

"Since mine was drawn by you, then yours..."

He originally wanted to say that he painted by himself, but when he thought that his unguaranteed painting skills were stuck again, he changed the subject, "I'll find someone to paint! I remember that Human Saint mentioned a demon in the painting..."

Before Yin Bei could stop him, he had already pulled out a stack of papers and ran out in a hurry, seemingly unable to stop him.

Yin Bei had no choice but to shake his head helplessly, lying on the sofa and playing games while waiting for him to come back.

Ao Jinyu came back not long after, hiding the paper behind his back with a mysterious face, and approaching him as if showing off his treasure.

Yin Bei glanced at him: "Did you finish the painting?"

"Hmm!" Ao Jinyu lifted up the painting behind him with excitement, "Qing, qiang, look!"

Yin Bei raised his eyes casually, and the controller in his hand almost fell from shock.

The layout of the marriage certificate refers to the hand-painted book by Yin Bei, but the portraits of the two are overly gorgeous in the style of ancient cartoons with flashing big eyes and even a background of flashing roses. If it weren't for being framed Restricted play, Yin Bei felt that the opponent could play a little more fancy.

Ao Jinyu was obviously quite satisfied with this style of painting, and raised his head confidently: "How about it!"

Yin Bei: "..."

What are you going to tell me.

He silently looked at the marriage certificate that said "Certificate Ghost Yin Bei", and watched Ao Jinyu put it together with the stick figure. Although it was unspeakably weird, but to some extent , it's so funny.

He rubbed his temples helplessly: "...it's a perfect match."

Ao Jinyu smirked: "Hey, isn't it, we are a good match!"

Yin Bei: "...I mean painting."

Seeing that Ao Jinyu's face was about to collapse, he sighed, "We deserve it, and so do we."

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Oops, I slacked off after finishing the text, and I didn't make it before zero, damn it!