You are not human
Chapter 62
The matter in Donghai has come to an end for the time being. The two planned to go to Yuelao Temple in the future, and they walked home while talking.
Although the words were spoken, Yin Bei did not relax at all.
Although he also tried his best to maintain his usual indifferent expression, as if he didn't care about anything, but from behind, he could still see a bit of tension in his usual casual walking posture.
——Just now, I just thought about coaxing Ao Jinyu well first, but now that I think about it, I said so many things that I couldn't say before.
Yin Bei had no expression on his face, he just hoped that Ao Jinyu would be more sensible and don't mention what happened just now.
The two walked side by side, the back of Ao Jinyu's hand brushed against Yin Bei's, and Yin Bei almost appeared on the telegraph pole, and he turned his head vigilantly: "What, what are you doing..."
Ao Jinyu opened his eyes blankly: "I didn't do anything!"
Yin Bei: "..."
Ao Jinyu finally came to his senses belatedly, showing a smile of enlightenment: "Oh! I see! Beibei, you are not shy, are you?"
He laughed, "You think I want to hold hands, don't you! Although I wanted to, but just now I didn't..."
Yin Bei was expressionless: "It's nothing."
"Don't think about it."
"impossible."
Yin Bei denied Sanlian, trying to confuse the matter, "Hurry up and go back."
Ao Jinyu approached him, and Yin Bei quickly took another step back.
Ao Jinyu stood on the spot and touched his head in confusion, and tried to approach him again. Yin Bei pulled away quickly like a conditioned reflex.
After confirming that Yin Bei deliberately distanced himself from him, Ao Jinyu showed a confused expression: "What's wrong?"
"Don't you like me?"
Yin Bei responded vaguely, and stood still.
Ao Jinyu tried to take a step forward: "I like you too!"
"I know." Yin Bei said with a serious expression, "Stand there first."
Ao Jinyu showed some aggrieved expression: "What's wrong?"
Yin Bei: "...It's hard for me to explain this to you."
He almost subconsciously dodged just now, his body moved faster than his mind, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I'm not used to getting too close to people."
It seemed that from the moment they spoke, the sense of existence of this dragon suddenly increased, and it became an existence that Yin Bei could not ignore, making it difficult for him to treat it with a normal heart for a while, as if everything was awkward.
"Oh..." Ao Jinyu looked like he didn't understand much, so he had to squat down not far away, scratching his head in confusion, "Then, is it okay to be so far away?"
"Can I talk to you?"
Yin Bei cleared his throat: "...it's okay to talk."
"Oh." Ao Jinyu nodded, squatting on the spot and looking into Yin Bei's eyes, "We Dragon Clan are always in a hurry after confirming our intentions. Everyone is making rapid progress, but..."
He smiled and rolled his eyes, "I don't think it's okay to be a little slower."
"I'm not worried about the end of your life now, so many things can be done slowly, such as..." Ao Jinyu looked in the direction of his house, "We are so far away now."
"When you're walking back, I'll sneak up on you while you're not paying attention, and when I'm downstairs, I'll hold your hand, okay?"
Yin Bei: "..."
He felt that there was probably no one in the world who could sneak up on him when he wasn't paying attention.
But he did not refuse.
He nodded slightly, agreeing to cooperate with him in playing this trick of self-deception.
Ao Jinyu kept a distance from him, just stepping on the edge of his shadow.
It wasn't that he was out of words, he seemed really curious: "By the way, Beibei, when Yuelao made a marriage contract for us, weren't you there at that time?"
Yin Bei replied: "Not here. But after that old thing went to the East China Sea, he came to Hades specially to show me your photo."
Ao Jinyu instantly became nervous: "You, you, have you read it!"
Yin Bei glanced at him, and Ao Jinyu had already quietly stepped on his shadow and moved a little over naturally.
Yin Bei pretended not to see it, and answered him, "I didn't want to watch it at first, because I didn't believe his thread, and I wasn't interested."
"But he was so troublesome, I just took a look and saw an egg."
"I thought he was playing tricks on me, so I hung him on the marriage tree and let him find something to do by himself."
Ao Jinyu: "..."
Yin Bei laughed: "Later I found out that he was the little prince of the East China Sea, but I didn't take it to heart. To me, the so-called good marriage is just an extra trouble that others can make fun of."
"What about now?" Ao Jinyu approached quietly again, "Now I know that it is a photo of me when I was a child, what do you think of that egg now?"
"An egg can still..." Yin Bei looked weird, but when he met Ao Jinyu's gaze, he was silent for a moment and changed his words, "Maybe it looks delicious?"
Ao Jinyu looked shocked: "Don't you think it's cute in retrospect?"
Yin Bei: "...In any case, it's just an egg, and if the filter is full, it will be a glowing egg at best."
Ao Jinyu was a little unconvinced: "But everyone doesn't say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder..."
"Then what do you mean..." Yin Bei thought it was funny, and when he turned his head, Ao Jinyu was close in front of him. He quickly moved over and kissed the corner of his lips before he could react.
Yin Bei froze in place and did not move.
After a while, he realized, covered the place where he was just kissed, and tried to hide his embarrassment with a fierce expression: "Isn't this still downstairs!"
"No, didn't you say hold hands!"
"Cough." Ao Jinyu cleared his throat, and took out a booklet from his pocket, "This is the secret book my father gave me! This trick is called slamming!"
"It's just to tell you that I won't do anything, to give you an expectation, to let you relax your vigilance before making a surprise attack... hey!"
Ao Jinyu reached out to grab the booklet that Yin Bei had taken away.
Yin Bei's face darkened: "Can that stinky fox teach you something better! Confiscate it!"
Ao Jinyu opened his mouth: "But I have already written it down..."
"Forget about it." Yin Bei glared at him, "Otherwise..."
He paused, not knowing what to threaten him for a while.
"Oh..." Ao Jinyu had no choice but to agree, and asked again, "I haven't finished asking."
"I just asked about our engagement. I haven't asked yet. There are rumors that you are romantic..."
Yin Bei's expression was complicated, and he didn't know if the dragon was changing the subject for a while, but he answered along with his topic: "It is said that I am a vicious, murderous ghost without blinking an eye."
"Then you must have killed bad people and ghosts." Ao Jinyu nodded firmly, and then changed the topic, "But it is said that none of the ten kings of the underworld is ugly, and for thousands of years, so many beautiful ghosts And monsters, haven't you ever liked anyone?"
Yin Bei thought for a moment, and replied seriously: "I like game consoles."
Ao Jinyu: "..."
Yin Bei smiled, "Don't you believe it?"
"Believe me." Ao Jinyu nodded seriously, "But..."
"Always ask to be reassured."
He giggled, "I know you won't be able to say the words 'only like me', but it's good that I can understand the meaning!"
Yin Bei: "..."
It was rare for Ao Jinyu to have reservations, and he didn't tell him that this was also one of the "36 tricks"-asking knowingly.
He said that he wrote it down, that is, he really wrote it down, even if Yin Bei made him forget, but for a monster with a superb memory, forgetting is much more difficult than remembering.
It's just that he was a little uncertain whether he was so happy at the moment because the trick really worked, or in fact, no matter what he said, as long as he talked to him, he felt happy.
Ao Jinyu was like a million whys, and then asked him: "Then how did you become a saint, Beibei?"
"The previous emperor who fell, everyone knows that he was a mortal with extraordinary talents, and everyone can say a few words about the rumors of his journey to immortality. As for the saint, many things are even talked about by many monsters. Only Beibei, you seem to be particularly mysterious..."
"I've always dealt with dead people." Yin Bei didn't push him back, "Fairies and monsters are not within the scope of my duties, so it's normal for them to think I'm mysterious."
He chuckled, "I can't post a list, write a book, and tell everyone how I became a saint and how many great achievements I have made?"
"If you want to listen, I have a chance to tell you slowly, but..."
He paused, "Most of the stories in my life are related to life and death. They are not interesting things. Most of them can only make myself unhappy after hearing them."
"But I think..." Ao Jinyu sniffed in the middle of speaking, "Where is the burnt smell coming from?"
The two of them were already in the community, and the building they lived in was close in front of them. Yin Bei followed him and raised his head with a calm expression: "It's on fire."
Ao Jinyu's eyes widened: "It seems to be our building! Whose house is on fire!"
Yin Bei: "My home."
Ao Jinyu turned his head in confusion: "Huh? But it doesn't seem to be our floor!"
"This building is mine, and any room I occupy is my home." Before Yin Bei could finish speaking, Ao Jinyu rushed out, "Then let's go to put out the fire!"
Seeing that he couldn't call him, Yin Bei had no choice but to follow behind him, and followed him upstairs.
After entering the building, they found that the black smoke billowing in the corridor was very choking. Fortunately, the two of them didn't have to breathe, and went directly to the burning room.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Zhang Xiaobao's voice came from far away in the corridor, "Mr. Lianchun, we really don't want to call 119! Is it okay to rely on two buckets of water?"
"It's really a problem to call mortals here." Lian Chunjun's voice also sounded, "Don't worry, my lord will be back in a while... my lord!"
Yin Bei didn't hold back his breath, Lian Chunjun quickly floated out of the room, met Ao Jinyu who was running ahead, and couldn't help showing a smile, "Ah, the little prince is back too!"
"Hmm..." Ao Jinyu scratched her head in embarrassment. Judging from her performance, she probably knew everything—after all, several of the Ten Lords of the Underworld are fucking good sisters, so there is probably no secret .
He cleared his throat, put everything else aside, and asked first, "Why is it on fire?"
The place where Yin Bei lived was on fire, and it didn't look like an accident.
Seeing that Yin Bei was right behind him, Mr. Lianchun said, "Just now a guest who is not very polite came, oh, look, it's like this."
She can smile at any time, and this time is no exception. She covered her lips, her brows and eyes crooked, "But it's better to come than not to come. I'm still worried that he won't come."
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It's still the awkward little couple we just talked about
"Xinyue Fox Xingjun's 36 Strategies for Love" is now on sale (bushi
Although the words were spoken, Yin Bei did not relax at all.
Although he also tried his best to maintain his usual indifferent expression, as if he didn't care about anything, but from behind, he could still see a bit of tension in his usual casual walking posture.
——Just now, I just thought about coaxing Ao Jinyu well first, but now that I think about it, I said so many things that I couldn't say before.
Yin Bei had no expression on his face, he just hoped that Ao Jinyu would be more sensible and don't mention what happened just now.
The two walked side by side, the back of Ao Jinyu's hand brushed against Yin Bei's, and Yin Bei almost appeared on the telegraph pole, and he turned his head vigilantly: "What, what are you doing..."
Ao Jinyu opened his eyes blankly: "I didn't do anything!"
Yin Bei: "..."
Ao Jinyu finally came to his senses belatedly, showing a smile of enlightenment: "Oh! I see! Beibei, you are not shy, are you?"
He laughed, "You think I want to hold hands, don't you! Although I wanted to, but just now I didn't..."
Yin Bei was expressionless: "It's nothing."
"Don't think about it."
"impossible."
Yin Bei denied Sanlian, trying to confuse the matter, "Hurry up and go back."
Ao Jinyu approached him, and Yin Bei quickly took another step back.
Ao Jinyu stood on the spot and touched his head in confusion, and tried to approach him again. Yin Bei pulled away quickly like a conditioned reflex.
After confirming that Yin Bei deliberately distanced himself from him, Ao Jinyu showed a confused expression: "What's wrong?"
"Don't you like me?"
Yin Bei responded vaguely, and stood still.
Ao Jinyu tried to take a step forward: "I like you too!"
"I know." Yin Bei said with a serious expression, "Stand there first."
Ao Jinyu showed some aggrieved expression: "What's wrong?"
Yin Bei: "...It's hard for me to explain this to you."
He almost subconsciously dodged just now, his body moved faster than his mind, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I'm not used to getting too close to people."
It seemed that from the moment they spoke, the sense of existence of this dragon suddenly increased, and it became an existence that Yin Bei could not ignore, making it difficult for him to treat it with a normal heart for a while, as if everything was awkward.
"Oh..." Ao Jinyu looked like he didn't understand much, so he had to squat down not far away, scratching his head in confusion, "Then, is it okay to be so far away?"
"Can I talk to you?"
Yin Bei cleared his throat: "...it's okay to talk."
"Oh." Ao Jinyu nodded, squatting on the spot and looking into Yin Bei's eyes, "We Dragon Clan are always in a hurry after confirming our intentions. Everyone is making rapid progress, but..."
He smiled and rolled his eyes, "I don't think it's okay to be a little slower."
"I'm not worried about the end of your life now, so many things can be done slowly, such as..." Ao Jinyu looked in the direction of his house, "We are so far away now."
"When you're walking back, I'll sneak up on you while you're not paying attention, and when I'm downstairs, I'll hold your hand, okay?"
Yin Bei: "..."
He felt that there was probably no one in the world who could sneak up on him when he wasn't paying attention.
But he did not refuse.
He nodded slightly, agreeing to cooperate with him in playing this trick of self-deception.
Ao Jinyu kept a distance from him, just stepping on the edge of his shadow.
It wasn't that he was out of words, he seemed really curious: "By the way, Beibei, when Yuelao made a marriage contract for us, weren't you there at that time?"
Yin Bei replied: "Not here. But after that old thing went to the East China Sea, he came to Hades specially to show me your photo."
Ao Jinyu instantly became nervous: "You, you, have you read it!"
Yin Bei glanced at him, and Ao Jinyu had already quietly stepped on his shadow and moved a little over naturally.
Yin Bei pretended not to see it, and answered him, "I didn't want to watch it at first, because I didn't believe his thread, and I wasn't interested."
"But he was so troublesome, I just took a look and saw an egg."
"I thought he was playing tricks on me, so I hung him on the marriage tree and let him find something to do by himself."
Ao Jinyu: "..."
Yin Bei laughed: "Later I found out that he was the little prince of the East China Sea, but I didn't take it to heart. To me, the so-called good marriage is just an extra trouble that others can make fun of."
"What about now?" Ao Jinyu approached quietly again, "Now I know that it is a photo of me when I was a child, what do you think of that egg now?"
"An egg can still..." Yin Bei looked weird, but when he met Ao Jinyu's gaze, he was silent for a moment and changed his words, "Maybe it looks delicious?"
Ao Jinyu looked shocked: "Don't you think it's cute in retrospect?"
Yin Bei: "...In any case, it's just an egg, and if the filter is full, it will be a glowing egg at best."
Ao Jinyu was a little unconvinced: "But everyone doesn't say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder..."
"Then what do you mean..." Yin Bei thought it was funny, and when he turned his head, Ao Jinyu was close in front of him. He quickly moved over and kissed the corner of his lips before he could react.
Yin Bei froze in place and did not move.
After a while, he realized, covered the place where he was just kissed, and tried to hide his embarrassment with a fierce expression: "Isn't this still downstairs!"
"No, didn't you say hold hands!"
"Cough." Ao Jinyu cleared his throat, and took out a booklet from his pocket, "This is the secret book my father gave me! This trick is called slamming!"
"It's just to tell you that I won't do anything, to give you an expectation, to let you relax your vigilance before making a surprise attack... hey!"
Ao Jinyu reached out to grab the booklet that Yin Bei had taken away.
Yin Bei's face darkened: "Can that stinky fox teach you something better! Confiscate it!"
Ao Jinyu opened his mouth: "But I have already written it down..."
"Forget about it." Yin Bei glared at him, "Otherwise..."
He paused, not knowing what to threaten him for a while.
"Oh..." Ao Jinyu had no choice but to agree, and asked again, "I haven't finished asking."
"I just asked about our engagement. I haven't asked yet. There are rumors that you are romantic..."
Yin Bei's expression was complicated, and he didn't know if the dragon was changing the subject for a while, but he answered along with his topic: "It is said that I am a vicious, murderous ghost without blinking an eye."
"Then you must have killed bad people and ghosts." Ao Jinyu nodded firmly, and then changed the topic, "But it is said that none of the ten kings of the underworld is ugly, and for thousands of years, so many beautiful ghosts And monsters, haven't you ever liked anyone?"
Yin Bei thought for a moment, and replied seriously: "I like game consoles."
Ao Jinyu: "..."
Yin Bei smiled, "Don't you believe it?"
"Believe me." Ao Jinyu nodded seriously, "But..."
"Always ask to be reassured."
He giggled, "I know you won't be able to say the words 'only like me', but it's good that I can understand the meaning!"
Yin Bei: "..."
It was rare for Ao Jinyu to have reservations, and he didn't tell him that this was also one of the "36 tricks"-asking knowingly.
He said that he wrote it down, that is, he really wrote it down, even if Yin Bei made him forget, but for a monster with a superb memory, forgetting is much more difficult than remembering.
It's just that he was a little uncertain whether he was so happy at the moment because the trick really worked, or in fact, no matter what he said, as long as he talked to him, he felt happy.
Ao Jinyu was like a million whys, and then asked him: "Then how did you become a saint, Beibei?"
"The previous emperor who fell, everyone knows that he was a mortal with extraordinary talents, and everyone can say a few words about the rumors of his journey to immortality. As for the saint, many things are even talked about by many monsters. Only Beibei, you seem to be particularly mysterious..."
"I've always dealt with dead people." Yin Bei didn't push him back, "Fairies and monsters are not within the scope of my duties, so it's normal for them to think I'm mysterious."
He chuckled, "I can't post a list, write a book, and tell everyone how I became a saint and how many great achievements I have made?"
"If you want to listen, I have a chance to tell you slowly, but..."
He paused, "Most of the stories in my life are related to life and death. They are not interesting things. Most of them can only make myself unhappy after hearing them."
"But I think..." Ao Jinyu sniffed in the middle of speaking, "Where is the burnt smell coming from?"
The two of them were already in the community, and the building they lived in was close in front of them. Yin Bei followed him and raised his head with a calm expression: "It's on fire."
Ao Jinyu's eyes widened: "It seems to be our building! Whose house is on fire!"
Yin Bei: "My home."
Ao Jinyu turned his head in confusion: "Huh? But it doesn't seem to be our floor!"
"This building is mine, and any room I occupy is my home." Before Yin Bei could finish speaking, Ao Jinyu rushed out, "Then let's go to put out the fire!"
Seeing that he couldn't call him, Yin Bei had no choice but to follow behind him, and followed him upstairs.
After entering the building, they found that the black smoke billowing in the corridor was very choking. Fortunately, the two of them didn't have to breathe, and went directly to the burning room.
"Cough, cough, cough!" Zhang Xiaobao's voice came from far away in the corridor, "Mr. Lianchun, we really don't want to call 119! Is it okay to rely on two buckets of water?"
"It's really a problem to call mortals here." Lian Chunjun's voice also sounded, "Don't worry, my lord will be back in a while... my lord!"
Yin Bei didn't hold back his breath, Lian Chunjun quickly floated out of the room, met Ao Jinyu who was running ahead, and couldn't help showing a smile, "Ah, the little prince is back too!"
"Hmm..." Ao Jinyu scratched her head in embarrassment. Judging from her performance, she probably knew everything—after all, several of the Ten Lords of the Underworld are fucking good sisters, so there is probably no secret .
He cleared his throat, put everything else aside, and asked first, "Why is it on fire?"
The place where Yin Bei lived was on fire, and it didn't look like an accident.
Seeing that Yin Bei was right behind him, Mr. Lianchun said, "Just now a guest who is not very polite came, oh, look, it's like this."
She can smile at any time, and this time is no exception. She covered her lips, her brows and eyes crooked, "But it's better to come than not to come. I'm still worried that he won't come."
--------------------
The author has something to say:
It's still the awkward little couple we just talked about
"Xinyue Fox Xingjun's 36 Strategies for Love" is now on sale (bushi
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