You are not human

Yin Bei opened the door expressionlessly, and stuffed a portion of roasted cold noodles into Ao Jinyu's hand: "Take it, your portion."

With his personality, he obviously wouldn't prepare supper for Ao Jinyu, but Mr. Lianchun brought not only two pajamas, but also two suppers.

Yin Bei originally planned to take it for himself, but who knew that the dragon's nose was as smart as a dog, so he had no choice but to hand over his share.

Ao Jinyu showed a flattered expression: "Do you have my share? Where did this come from?"

Ao Jinyu didn't know the relationship between Lian Chunjun and him, so he naturally didn't think that she brought it here, so he looked around very curiously.

Yin Bei waved his hand perfunctorily: "Takeaway, the takeaway will just arrive when the door is opened for them."

"Takeaway?" Hai Lilong, who had never seen the world, was stunned, "Is it delivered by others? Can it be delivered anywhere?"

Yin Bei met his eager eyes, and worried for a moment whether he planned to order takeaway in the Crystal Palace in the future.

Shaking his head to get rid of strange thoughts, Yin Bei looked away: "You don't even use the delivery software, do you?"

"No, I'm stupid!" Ao Jinyu didn't seem ashamed at all, and followed behind Yin Bei with roasted cold noodles, "Can you teach me?"

Yin Bei: "..."

Although his face was stinky, he still taught.

After teaching, Ao Jinyu added his account on various social software, and fiddled with his mobile phone happily.

Yin Bei was finally able to sit back in the living room and pick up his game controller again—although there were many episodes, nothing could stop him from playing the finale of the game.

As for Ao Jinyu, since he voluntarily came to be the town's owner, it is his return gift to take care of food and lodging so that this stupid dragon will not reveal his identity too quickly and cause trouble when he first came to the world.

Ao Jinyu raised his head from the front of the mobile phone, and watched him play games with great interest while tasting the supper in the world.

Yin Bei took the time to glance at Ao Jinyu, and the guy moved to his side after looking at it, seemingly unconsciously approaching him.

Although Ao Jinyu was stupid, he had no problems with his intelligence. After watching for a while, he probably understood how the game was played, and asked him curiously, "Why didn't you choose that sword?"

"Huh?" Yin Bei paused, then manipulated the villain back to the equipment position just now, "You mean this one?"

The big sword on the ground has an attack power of 30-50, with a 50% chance of a critical strike. The sword on Yin Bei's body has an attack power of 35, plus 2% attack speed. From the numerical value alone, it seems to be better than the one on the ground.

Ao Jinyu touched his chin and guessed: "Is it the feeling of the hand?"

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "Let me show you, look at the value."

He picked up the big critical sword, randomly found a nearby monster, and attacked a few times, a string of "30" appeared on the monster's head.

Ao Jinyu was stunned, and had some doubts about Long Sheng: "Did I misunderstand its description?"

"No." Yin Bei looked calm, "It's just that you don't know about my luck."

"Ah?" Ao Jinyu looked confused, "What do you mean?"

"I'm unlucky, can't you tell by my face?" Yin Bei looked calm, and stuffed the game controller into his hand, "Forget it, try it yourself."

Ao Jinyu watched him play for a while, and followed his example to press the keys. "45", "40" floated out of the monster's head, and then a "98" burst out, and the monster fell to the ground directly.

Ao Jinyu was silent for a moment, then looked at him sympathetically: "You are really unlucky."

Although judging from his appearance, it is already the appearance of an early death, rather than ordinary bad luck.

Ao Jinyu patted him on the shoulder, "It's okay, I've always been lucky, I can share it with you!"

Yin Bei paused for a moment: "Don't you people who talk about these things value these promises the most? Is it okay to say that?"

He looked back lazily, "Don't tell me, I'm used to it."

He does get used to it.

After all, he is already a semi-holy body. Although he has always been unlucky because of his karma and fierceness, he is unlucky in trivial things such as video games and card luck, and it will not endanger himself.

It's just that the value only needs to look at the lower limit, and the effect of the probability can be completely ignored. Yin Bei has already summed up a set of game methods based on his bad luck.Yin Bei didn't feel uncomfortable, on the contrary he found it quite interesting, but Ao Jinyu didn't seem to think so.

The dragon looked at him sympathetically, and seemed deeply moved by his "optimism".

Yin Bei: "..."

Ignoring his gaze, Yin Bei continued the game in his own way.After finishing the finale and seeing that it was almost time, he drove Ao Jinyu back to his room to sleep—helping this idiot adapt to the routine of the world can be regarded as a certain degree of help.

……

Early the next morning, after Yin Bei woke up, it took him a while to get used to the existence of living creatures within his sphere of influence, and then he slowly got up from the bed.

He yawned lazily, and when he passed by Ao Jinyu's room, he hesitated for a moment, and quietly turned the door open.

The golden light inside the door almost blinded his eyes.

——What a big dragon.

The dragon's head in "eatable" pajamas rested on the bed, and the dragon's body occupied the entire room, sleeping on its back with slight ups and downs. Looking at the scene in front of him, Yin Bei felt that his blood pressure was rising early in the morning.

Yin Bei took a deep breath, closed his eyes and pretended he didn't see anything, and silently closed the door.

Counting silently to three, Yin Bei knocked on the door, and there was a "bang thud" sound from inside the door, followed by the sound of footsteps in chaos. After a while, Ao Jinyu opened the door in a panic: "Morning!" ,morning!"

He scratched the door nervously and asked, "You didn't come in, did you?"

Yin Bei: "...No. It's your first day at work today, so don't be late."

"Hmm!" Ao Jinyu immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He followed Yin Bei, squeezed into the bathroom, brushed his teeth and washed his face, pretending to imitate him calmly, and then confidently went back to his room to change clothes.

—He brought a lot of things, but he didn't put them in that weird suitcase.

Yin Bei threw him a piece of bread for breakfast, and Ao Jinyu was very moved: "Bei Bei!"

Yin Bei shook his eyebrows: "Didn't you already tell me not to call me that?"

"But we have known each other for the second day!" Ao Jinyu opened his eyes slightly, "Can I still call you by your nickname?"

Yin Bei: "..."

Is your speed of getting acquainted with people too fast?

He turned around without a word, but Ao Jinyu was not in a hurry to go out.She followed up stealthily and took the opportunity to press on his back.

Yin Bei paused, pretending not to notice, and watched Xiao Jinlong, who thought he had done a perfect job, triumphantly go out to work.

He went out and came back with his head: "I went out to work this morning, and I'll be back in the afternoon without any accidents! Let's have dinner together!"

Yin Bei reluctantly responded, confirming that he was far away, and then stretched out his hand to touch his back - he seemed to have been stained with something just now.

He withdrew his hand, looked silently at the scales of a certain dragon sticking to his body, and didn't realize what he meant for a while.

Surveillance?

It seems that there is no such function.

It can't be a land enclosure, can it?

The scale in his hand is shining golden, with a little virtuous aura, it is not ordinary at first glance.Yin Bei looked strange, shook his head, but still carried it with him.

He yawned and opened the kitchen door, but the door did not lead to the kitchen.In the pitch-black void, there is a lot of Yin energy, and the sound of gurgling water can still be heard.

A huge tortoise head protruded from the door, and said in a low voice: "My lord, are you going back to the underworld?"

"En." Yin Bei lazily replied.

As we all know, there are two roads to the underworld, one is the bright road, which is through the heavily guarded gate of hell.The other is also a path of enlightenment, taking the Styx where mortals will die if they touch it, and their souls will never enter reincarnation.

The only one who can travel freely on this Styx river is Lord Duer, one of the Ten Lords of the Underworld. Unfortunately, he only carries Hades, and everyone else ignores them, so this can be said to be Yin Bei's exclusive route to work.

Yin Bei sat on the turtle shell with his legs bent, and yawned lazily.

"My lord, you obviously don't need to sleep, why do you keep yawning?" Du E-jun said slowly, "It seems like you can't wake up all the time."

"Because of trouble." Yin Bei propped his chin, "I yawn because I have encountered trouble recently."

"Are you alive today?"

"The number of living souls who refuse to cooperate properly has increased recently, but everyone can handle it." Mr. Du'er slowly moved his limbs, and carried him forward on the Styx River. "Also, there are guests today."

Yin Bei casually asked, "Who?"

"Dragon King of the East China Sea." Mr. Du'e replied slowly, "I heard that the little prince of the East China Sea is with you. She has come to inquire several times, but I haven't met her in the past few days. She also brought a few jars of wine. I heard it from afar. It's time to smell the wine..."

Yin Bei let out a muffled laugh: "I understand, you are greedy for her wine."

Mr. Du Er smiled embarrassedly: "I can get drunk with only those kinds of wines in the world, and I only get drunk occasionally."

Yin Bei snorted and said, "She's coming to see me right now, she probably has something serious to talk about, and she'll ask you to have a drink after the chat."

"Okay." Lord Du'er happily agreed, and slowly sent him to the bank of the Styx River, and asked again, "My lord, what kind of dragon is the little prince of the East China Sea?"

"Although you don't believe in the marriage line drawn by Yuelao, there should always be something special about being able to draw a red line with you."

"Yeah." Yin Bei nodded in agreement, "It's very stupid."

He went straight to his residence in the underworld, leaving Lord Du'er with a dazed expression on his face.

——The Dragon King of the East China Sea had already been waiting there anxiously.

Yin Bei and the Dragon King of the East China Sea, Ao Jinyu's own mother, knew each other before Yuelao gave him and Ao Jinyu the red line.

Ao Xingyue, the dragon king of the East China Sea, is considered a maverick among the Dragon Clan. Before inheriting the Dragon Palace, he was a famous rebellious dragon among the Dragon Clan.

Ao Jinyu was able to come up with such a bad idea of ​​fleeing and getting married, which is probably a bit of a nuisance.

When she knew that her son and Yin Bei had drawn the red line, she was also complacent and wanted to be Yin Bei's "mother" in the future, but after being pressed on the head by him and pouring a few mouthfuls of Styx water, she never dared to mention it again.

"Oh, it's time to wait for you, Pluto." Ao Xingyue pretended to salute him, being extremely polite.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea is wearing a long robe with wide sleeves, and the hem of the clothes is full of pearls, jade and gold leaves. It looks gorgeous and noble, and only her tall stature, sharp eyebrows and heroic appearance can support it.

Yin Bei was not surprised by the overly gorgeous dresses of the Dragon Clan. Since she pretended to be unfamiliar with him, he also smiled very cooperatively: "Rare guest, this is the rumored Dragon King of the East China Sea, right?"

"Say 'king' instead of 'let'!" Ao Xingyue couldn't pretend to be a serious person for long, she said "tsk", flicked her sleeves, and sat down with her feet up, "Forget it, I feel uncomfortable even beating around the bush."

"Come here, let's have a drink first, this is the drunken fairy wine I picked up from the heaven..."

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The author has something to say:

Ao Jinyu: I just left home, I don't know if Beibei is hungry, thirsty, if he is frightened by Yin Qi, if he misses me.

Yin Bei: I'm drinking with your mother, don't cue