You are not human
Chapter 46 Stupid
Yin Bei sneered: "If I didn't know that you were going to die, I would have done it when you said the first sentence."
"It's delicious!" The old monk pretended not to hear his threat, and talked about him from left to right, "You can still buy such delicious roast duck..."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
The old monk laughed, showing nostalgia: "I still remember when I sneaked out with you to eat meat. The fried chicken at that house was so dry and salty that it was so bad that even I, who haven't touched it for a long time, Meaty guys are hard to swallow, but you actually ate it seriously."
"I suspected you had no sense of taste."
Yin Bei didn't sit on the futon that the old monk had prepared for him, but found a place to lean against: "I'm just not used to wasting."
"I know." The old monk took a sip of the soup and looked far away, "I heard that it was a remote barbaric era, where starvation was everywhere, everyone was starving, and they ate their children. Haven't you forgotten that era?"
Yin Bei raised his eyes: "You are still so curious."
"If I didn't have such a strong curiosity, I would have been scared away by the yin energy on your body as soon as I met you." The old monk smiled, "I wouldn't go to find out where you got this yin energy from, let alone get along with you." You have become a bad friend."
"Tell me, you always fooled me in the past, saying that there is no need to explore too much about the age that ordinary people don't know. I'm going to die now, can't you tell me?"
He winked at Yin Bei, "I'll forget it in my next life after I hear it."
"Haven't you heard about it?" Yin Bei raised his eyes, "It's almost the same as what you've heard."
"You're pretending to be stupid again." The old monk groaned, "It's just like you, even with old friends, I really don't know when it's time to make love..."
Yin Bei raised his foot, and the old monk suddenly became alert: "I will not be kicked to death by you at the end of my life, right?"
Yin Bei retracted his legs without words: "Stop talking nonsense."
"There is nothing to talk about in the future." He said a few words perfunctorily, "I have been in Yunfu Mountain since I realized it."
"When I was alive, I had an older brother, two younger sisters, and a younger brother... none of them were related by blood. Most of them were picked up by my elder brother, and they became a family."
"At that time, the saint was still in the world, some people were trying to find ways to grow food, and some people were determined to create reincarnation to draw the line between life and death..."
The old monk listened with gusto, but Yin Bei looked away, "Alright, since you're about to die, I'll tell you so much."
"That's all?" The old monk looked disappointed, "You are too stingy, thankfully I prepared a gift for you before leaving..."
Yin Bei's face was expressionless, obviously he was aware of his virtues, and had no expectations for his gift at all: "If you plan to say that the gift before leaving is to send your apprentice to me as a godson, I will directly let him accompany you on the road."
"Why am I such a person?" The old monk snorted angrily, "I don't need to worry about Baojie, he can suppress the seal for you, so you won't treat him badly."
He shook his head, as if he saw through Yin Bei's posture, "I knew it earlier, you are very stubborn, but you will never let those who help you suffer."
Yin Bei thought for a while: "Then you don't want to inherit Wanfa Temple to me, do you? I'm not a monk."
"My temple can't accommodate a big Buddha like you." The old monk laughed, "But it should be interesting to think about you being a monk."
While talking and playing, he sighed and looked down at half a box of roast duck, "I'm getting older, when I was young, I could eat two boxes alone."
Yin Bei looked at him for a while: "Let's eat it in the next life."
The old monk laughed, then restrained his smile and asked: "How about that 'defying the sky' you mentioned?"
"It's not over." Yin Bei replied briefly, "The app that connects many people with malicious intentions in the Three Realms is still running."
"Although the character code-named 'Ni Tian Di' disappeared, it didn't seem to have much impact on them. They changed the original hierarchy to 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang'. It seems that the 'Ni Tian Di' was just completely dismissed at the beginning. Used it as a cover."
The old monk nodded thoughtfully: "Sure enough."
"However, we can't always let them do harm to the world and get rid of their evil affairs. It's better to catch them all as soon as possible."
"Yeah." Yin Bei replied, "But we have to wait for them to show their feet."
"You said before that they will contact newcomers to join." The old monk showed a sly smile, and pointed to his eye sockets, "I helped you contact them."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "The evil spirit in your body? Hasn't he been suppressed by you long ago?"
"That's what you know, others don't know." The old monk was triumphant, "I only leaked a little bit of evil spirit, and let them cooperate to release the news, saying that once I die, the ghosts that live with me in my body will not be able to suppress it."
"Sure enough, it didn't take long for someone to find me."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "It went so smoothly?"
"They lost the general 'Ni Tian Di', and many of the members he brought over, they must be eager for fresh blood." The old monk pointed to his eye sockets, with a bit of pride, "My body The evil ghosts of this area were also famous ghosts in this area back then."
"We call this ghost 'Xi ghost'. He likes to incite people to do evil. Before he was confined in my body, he had already caused several villages to kill each other..."
"Such a ghost, they must be very interested."
The old monk sat on the spot and gradually folded his hands together, "I told them that when my life span expires, the ghost will appear."
Yin Bei stared at him: "But when your lifespan expires, the ghost will also perish."
"But didn't there happen to be a ghost here?" The old monk laughed, "You just exude some ghost aura, so you can get in? Maybe this time you will be the 'Defiant Emperor'."
"It doesn't sound as good as 'Fengdu Great Emperor' to me." Yin Bei lowered his eyes, "Is it time?"
"It's time." The old monk clasped his hands together, with a serene expression, "This is the last time I will help you, old friend, the life is long, I will take a step first."
He lowered his head slightly, still maintaining the final posture, with a smile on his face, and his brows were pious and stable.
Yin Bei closed his eyes and remained silent for a moment, then raised his hand to put away the roast duck on the ground, intending to leave him with the image of a "high monk" for the last time, only then did he reveal a little resentment of the ghost, and the surging ghost aura surged out.
The monks outside the door had long been confessed by the old monk. After sensing the aura, they felt like they were facing a big enemy. The solemn bronze bell rang slowly and spread far away.
Ao Jinyu, who was squatting at the door after eating the roast duck, seemed to feel something, and suddenly raised his head.
He sensed the ghost, but wasn't sure if he should go in and help.
He scratched his head in distress, walked around the door, and finally decided to sneak in without being seen by anyone.
After taking a step, there was a strange movement behind him. When Ao Jinyu turned his head, a pot appeared out of thin air in the woods behind him.
Ao Jinyu: "..."
He silently took a step towards the jar.
The jar moved back a little quietly.
Ao Jinyu's expression changed: "Don't run!"
The jar that appeared out of thin air actually grew two legs from the bottom, and ran towards the opposite direction down the mountain.
Ao Jinyu chased after him without hesitation, and the pot rolled down the mountain with a gurgle. The distance between one dragon and one pot kept shrinking. Ao Jinyu couldn't brake in time, and kicked the pot into a hole.
The ghost in the pot let out a scream, and immediately fell to the ground, trying to block the ghost energy leaking from the gap.
Ao Jinyu: "..."
He heard that it seemed to be a troublesome ghost, but wasn't it too weak?
He suddenly turned his head and looked at the tree where the pot was hidden just now: "Come down! I saw you!"
The leaves were motionless.
Holding the pot in one hand, Ao Jinyu jumped directly onto the tree. The monster hidden among the leaves screamed, and just as he was about to run away, he grabbed his neck and pulled him down.
At the same time, Yin Bei in the courtyard waited for a while maintaining a ghostly state, and gradually became impatient.
He squinted his eyes and looked at the old monk. This guy was unreliable when he was alive. This plan looks so nonsense. Could it be that the other party didn't take the bait at all?
Yin Bei thought for a moment, then opened the door silently.
Outside the door, Master Baojie and other monks were guarding the door—the old monk should have told them to cooperate a little and act like an enemy, but the rest might make things difficult for these guys who can’t lie up.
Master Baojie was hesitant to call him, but Yin Bei asked him first, "Is no one coming?"
"I haven't noticed it at all so far." Master Baojie said hesitantly, "Could it be..."
Yin Bei sighed: "Forget it, it's fine if you don't come, I'm going back, you can send him off."
Master Baojie pursed his lips, lowered his head and sent him away.
Yin Bei took a few steps towards the door when he saw Ao Jinyu hiding behind the side door.
He poked out half of his head cautiously, looked at the movement inside, noticed Yin Bei's gaze, and said bravely, "Beibei..."
Yin Bei narrowed his eyes: "You look guilty, what are you doing?"
Ao Jinyu raised his eyes and knocked, but he didn't answer his question immediately. Instead, he asked guiltily: "I just heard you talking, do you have any plans?"
"It's like luring the enemy over, and then there are other plans..."
Yin Bei: "If I say yes..."
Ao Jinyu hesitated to speak, and carefully took out the jar with a hole in his back and the fainted monster: "I seem to have caught it."
Yin Bei: "..."
He rubbed the space between his brows, "Forget it, it's fine if you catch it, anyway, I'm too lazy to act as a mole."
Besides, there is still a director Huang hiding in Nitian, so there is no need for him to squeeze in.
Ao Jinyu still looked like he had done something wrong, Yin Bei became alert again: "What else?"
Ao Jinyu gave him a pitiful look: "...the phone broke."
Yin Bei: "Did yours break?"
Ao Jinyu pointed to the monster on the ground: "His, when I hit him, I heard a click and thought it was a broken bone, but I didn't expect it to be a broken phone..."
Yin Bei stretched out his hand towards him expressionlessly.
Ao Jinyu lowered his head and handed him the palm of his hand.
Yin Bei: "...I asked you to get that cell phone, why did you give it to me?"
"Oh, I thought they were going to hit me." Ao Jinyu glanced at him quickly, and handed him the mobile phone that was shattered into spider veins, "I can't turn it on, I've already tried it."
"I'm sorry, Beibei..."
Yin Bei glanced at it, skillfully opened the side button, and took out the SIM card from the phone.
Ao Jinyu's apology got stuck.
Yin Bei sneered, "Idiot."
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The author has something to say:
There are guests at home today, there is an unexpected situation, I will definitely not finish writing before 12:00, it will be later, everyone will read it tomorrow =3=
"It's delicious!" The old monk pretended not to hear his threat, and talked about him from left to right, "You can still buy such delicious roast duck..."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean?"
The old monk laughed, showing nostalgia: "I still remember when I sneaked out with you to eat meat. The fried chicken at that house was so dry and salty that it was so bad that even I, who haven't touched it for a long time, Meaty guys are hard to swallow, but you actually ate it seriously."
"I suspected you had no sense of taste."
Yin Bei didn't sit on the futon that the old monk had prepared for him, but found a place to lean against: "I'm just not used to wasting."
"I know." The old monk took a sip of the soup and looked far away, "I heard that it was a remote barbaric era, where starvation was everywhere, everyone was starving, and they ate their children. Haven't you forgotten that era?"
Yin Bei raised his eyes: "You are still so curious."
"If I didn't have such a strong curiosity, I would have been scared away by the yin energy on your body as soon as I met you." The old monk smiled, "I wouldn't go to find out where you got this yin energy from, let alone get along with you." You have become a bad friend."
"Tell me, you always fooled me in the past, saying that there is no need to explore too much about the age that ordinary people don't know. I'm going to die now, can't you tell me?"
He winked at Yin Bei, "I'll forget it in my next life after I hear it."
"Haven't you heard about it?" Yin Bei raised his eyes, "It's almost the same as what you've heard."
"You're pretending to be stupid again." The old monk groaned, "It's just like you, even with old friends, I really don't know when it's time to make love..."
Yin Bei raised his foot, and the old monk suddenly became alert: "I will not be kicked to death by you at the end of my life, right?"
Yin Bei retracted his legs without words: "Stop talking nonsense."
"There is nothing to talk about in the future." He said a few words perfunctorily, "I have been in Yunfu Mountain since I realized it."
"When I was alive, I had an older brother, two younger sisters, and a younger brother... none of them were related by blood. Most of them were picked up by my elder brother, and they became a family."
"At that time, the saint was still in the world, some people were trying to find ways to grow food, and some people were determined to create reincarnation to draw the line between life and death..."
The old monk listened with gusto, but Yin Bei looked away, "Alright, since you're about to die, I'll tell you so much."
"That's all?" The old monk looked disappointed, "You are too stingy, thankfully I prepared a gift for you before leaving..."
Yin Bei's face was expressionless, obviously he was aware of his virtues, and had no expectations for his gift at all: "If you plan to say that the gift before leaving is to send your apprentice to me as a godson, I will directly let him accompany you on the road."
"Why am I such a person?" The old monk snorted angrily, "I don't need to worry about Baojie, he can suppress the seal for you, so you won't treat him badly."
He shook his head, as if he saw through Yin Bei's posture, "I knew it earlier, you are very stubborn, but you will never let those who help you suffer."
Yin Bei thought for a while: "Then you don't want to inherit Wanfa Temple to me, do you? I'm not a monk."
"My temple can't accommodate a big Buddha like you." The old monk laughed, "But it should be interesting to think about you being a monk."
While talking and playing, he sighed and looked down at half a box of roast duck, "I'm getting older, when I was young, I could eat two boxes alone."
Yin Bei looked at him for a while: "Let's eat it in the next life."
The old monk laughed, then restrained his smile and asked: "How about that 'defying the sky' you mentioned?"
"It's not over." Yin Bei replied briefly, "The app that connects many people with malicious intentions in the Three Realms is still running."
"Although the character code-named 'Ni Tian Di' disappeared, it didn't seem to have much impact on them. They changed the original hierarchy to 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang'. It seems that the 'Ni Tian Di' was just completely dismissed at the beginning. Used it as a cover."
The old monk nodded thoughtfully: "Sure enough."
"However, we can't always let them do harm to the world and get rid of their evil affairs. It's better to catch them all as soon as possible."
"Yeah." Yin Bei replied, "But we have to wait for them to show their feet."
"You said before that they will contact newcomers to join." The old monk showed a sly smile, and pointed to his eye sockets, "I helped you contact them."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "The evil spirit in your body? Hasn't he been suppressed by you long ago?"
"That's what you know, others don't know." The old monk was triumphant, "I only leaked a little bit of evil spirit, and let them cooperate to release the news, saying that once I die, the ghosts that live with me in my body will not be able to suppress it."
"Sure enough, it didn't take long for someone to find me."
Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "It went so smoothly?"
"They lost the general 'Ni Tian Di', and many of the members he brought over, they must be eager for fresh blood." The old monk pointed to his eye sockets, with a bit of pride, "My body The evil ghosts of this area were also famous ghosts in this area back then."
"We call this ghost 'Xi ghost'. He likes to incite people to do evil. Before he was confined in my body, he had already caused several villages to kill each other..."
"Such a ghost, they must be very interested."
The old monk sat on the spot and gradually folded his hands together, "I told them that when my life span expires, the ghost will appear."
Yin Bei stared at him: "But when your lifespan expires, the ghost will also perish."
"But didn't there happen to be a ghost here?" The old monk laughed, "You just exude some ghost aura, so you can get in? Maybe this time you will be the 'Defiant Emperor'."
"It doesn't sound as good as 'Fengdu Great Emperor' to me." Yin Bei lowered his eyes, "Is it time?"
"It's time." The old monk clasped his hands together, with a serene expression, "This is the last time I will help you, old friend, the life is long, I will take a step first."
He lowered his head slightly, still maintaining the final posture, with a smile on his face, and his brows were pious and stable.
Yin Bei closed his eyes and remained silent for a moment, then raised his hand to put away the roast duck on the ground, intending to leave him with the image of a "high monk" for the last time, only then did he reveal a little resentment of the ghost, and the surging ghost aura surged out.
The monks outside the door had long been confessed by the old monk. After sensing the aura, they felt like they were facing a big enemy. The solemn bronze bell rang slowly and spread far away.
Ao Jinyu, who was squatting at the door after eating the roast duck, seemed to feel something, and suddenly raised his head.
He sensed the ghost, but wasn't sure if he should go in and help.
He scratched his head in distress, walked around the door, and finally decided to sneak in without being seen by anyone.
After taking a step, there was a strange movement behind him. When Ao Jinyu turned his head, a pot appeared out of thin air in the woods behind him.
Ao Jinyu: "..."
He silently took a step towards the jar.
The jar moved back a little quietly.
Ao Jinyu's expression changed: "Don't run!"
The jar that appeared out of thin air actually grew two legs from the bottom, and ran towards the opposite direction down the mountain.
Ao Jinyu chased after him without hesitation, and the pot rolled down the mountain with a gurgle. The distance between one dragon and one pot kept shrinking. Ao Jinyu couldn't brake in time, and kicked the pot into a hole.
The ghost in the pot let out a scream, and immediately fell to the ground, trying to block the ghost energy leaking from the gap.
Ao Jinyu: "..."
He heard that it seemed to be a troublesome ghost, but wasn't it too weak?
He suddenly turned his head and looked at the tree where the pot was hidden just now: "Come down! I saw you!"
The leaves were motionless.
Holding the pot in one hand, Ao Jinyu jumped directly onto the tree. The monster hidden among the leaves screamed, and just as he was about to run away, he grabbed his neck and pulled him down.
At the same time, Yin Bei in the courtyard waited for a while maintaining a ghostly state, and gradually became impatient.
He squinted his eyes and looked at the old monk. This guy was unreliable when he was alive. This plan looks so nonsense. Could it be that the other party didn't take the bait at all?
Yin Bei thought for a moment, then opened the door silently.
Outside the door, Master Baojie and other monks were guarding the door—the old monk should have told them to cooperate a little and act like an enemy, but the rest might make things difficult for these guys who can’t lie up.
Master Baojie was hesitant to call him, but Yin Bei asked him first, "Is no one coming?"
"I haven't noticed it at all so far." Master Baojie said hesitantly, "Could it be..."
Yin Bei sighed: "Forget it, it's fine if you don't come, I'm going back, you can send him off."
Master Baojie pursed his lips, lowered his head and sent him away.
Yin Bei took a few steps towards the door when he saw Ao Jinyu hiding behind the side door.
He poked out half of his head cautiously, looked at the movement inside, noticed Yin Bei's gaze, and said bravely, "Beibei..."
Yin Bei narrowed his eyes: "You look guilty, what are you doing?"
Ao Jinyu raised his eyes and knocked, but he didn't answer his question immediately. Instead, he asked guiltily: "I just heard you talking, do you have any plans?"
"It's like luring the enemy over, and then there are other plans..."
Yin Bei: "If I say yes..."
Ao Jinyu hesitated to speak, and carefully took out the jar with a hole in his back and the fainted monster: "I seem to have caught it."
Yin Bei: "..."
He rubbed the space between his brows, "Forget it, it's fine if you catch it, anyway, I'm too lazy to act as a mole."
Besides, there is still a director Huang hiding in Nitian, so there is no need for him to squeeze in.
Ao Jinyu still looked like he had done something wrong, Yin Bei became alert again: "What else?"
Ao Jinyu gave him a pitiful look: "...the phone broke."
Yin Bei: "Did yours break?"
Ao Jinyu pointed to the monster on the ground: "His, when I hit him, I heard a click and thought it was a broken bone, but I didn't expect it to be a broken phone..."
Yin Bei stretched out his hand towards him expressionlessly.
Ao Jinyu lowered his head and handed him the palm of his hand.
Yin Bei: "...I asked you to get that cell phone, why did you give it to me?"
"Oh, I thought they were going to hit me." Ao Jinyu glanced at him quickly, and handed him the mobile phone that was shattered into spider veins, "I can't turn it on, I've already tried it."
"I'm sorry, Beibei..."
Yin Bei glanced at it, skillfully opened the side button, and took out the SIM card from the phone.
Ao Jinyu's apology got stuck.
Yin Bei sneered, "Idiot."
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The author has something to say:
There are guests at home today, there is an unexpected situation, I will definitely not finish writing before 12:00, it will be later, everyone will read it tomorrow =3=
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