You are not human

Yin Bei was silent for a moment, then patted his head: "Have I lost my hair recently?"

Ao Jinyu frowned: "It's not that there are lay disciples who don't need to shave their heads..."

The more he spoke, the quieter he became, because he suddenly realized that this was quite possible.

Buddhism has always liked to pick up the kind of children who are suffering at first glance, and they want to cross the sea of ​​suffering, and Yin Bei occasionally has a detached temperament on him, maybe it is...

Yin Bei looked at Master Baojie with a half-smile, "He said I was a lay disciple, what do you think, Master?"

Master Baojie lowered his eyes and shook his head: "No."

No temple can fit this giant Buddha.

"Oh..." Ao Jinyu breathed a sigh of relief for some reason, and asked curiously, "Then how did you and the master meet? The master doesn't seem to be a member of the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee."

But it is obvious that the aura is not ordinary people, it seems to be a bit stronger than ordinary ascetics, the Dharma is exquisite at a young age, either there is a great opportunity or the origin is not simple.

Master Baojie was silent for a moment, then quietly glanced at Yin Bei.

Yin Bei didn't even blink his eyes: "I picked it up on the side of the road, probably because of fate."

Master Baojie wrinkled his face with a little baby fat, closed his eyes with difficulty, resisted the urge to refute, and silently recited the scriptures in his heart.

Ao Jinyu asked curiously, "What's wrong, Master?"

Yin Bei pushed him away, opened his mouth and said nonsense: "The shrimp cake in your hand is too delicious, Master is greedy, so hurry up and take it away."

"oh oh!"

Ao Jinyu responded with a few voices, and felt that he was holding the shrimp cakes to distance himself.

Master Baojie had a more difficult expression on his face, protesting in a low voice: "I'm not greedy! I don't want anyone to lie!"

"But I'm a liar." Yin Bei glanced back at him and laughed, "Let's be more careful, master."

"Let's go, the karma is over this time, if you ask me for help later, you will owe me a new debt."

Master Baojie showed a little helplessness on his face: "I said a long time ago that the entanglement of cause and effect cannot be settled once you help me, and I help you once."

"Your Excellency helped us subdue that evil Asura back then..."

"Stop, stop." Yin Bei made a pause gesture, "If you do this calculation, wouldn't it be endless?"

"I have saved too many people. If everyone has to tell the original story over and over again, won't I be bored to death?"

He poked the ring scar on the top of Master Baojie's head unceremoniously, "I hate people being grateful to me the most."

"Let's go, I'll send someone to pick you up."

Master Baojie covered his little bald head, and said solemnly: "Well, my lord is merciful, and I don't like to ask for favors, I know that."

"Me? Compassionate?" Yin Bei showed a funny expression, "Aren't you able to tell lies smoothly?"

Master Baojie was about to argue, when Ao Jinyu yelled outside: "Beibei! There is a knock on the door, and I can see from the cat's eyes that it is a great monk!"

"The person who picked you up is here." Yin Bei took a handful of candy from his pocket and stuffed it into Master Baojie's pocket, "Let's go, let's go, I don't have a vegetarian meal for you at home."

Master Baojie blushed, but he couldn't speak against him at all, so he could only be led all the way to the door, and delivered to the tall and burly young monk at the door.

Before leaving, Master Baojie suddenly said unwillingly: "I'm not addicted to sweets!"

Yin Bei's footsteps paused. He didn't expect that after thinking all the way, he finally refuted this point.

He sneered and nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Master Baojie said solemnly: "If you want to quit, it is not difficult, but I think that people want the five senses to be clean, and it is to seek the heart..."

Yin Bei closed the door and rubbed his temples: "The little monk chanting scriptures gave me a headache."

Ao Jinyu couldn't help laughing, Yin Bei kicked him lightly, "What are you laughing at? Are you gloating?"

"No!" Ao Jinyu hurriedly clarified, "I was thinking of my mother. Every time my father talked to her about hexagrams and arithmetic, she would always say 'chanting sutras gives me a headache'."

"I think you and my mother must be able to talk!"

Yin Bei: "..."

You guessed right, your mother and I really get along very well.

Yin Bei didn't want to discuss this topic further with him at all, so he asked casually, "How is the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee?"

"Ah?" Ao Jinyu frowned, "It's a bit strange over there."

"I originally wanted to report when I came back, but Director Huang told me not to go today. I told him about Taijitu, but he hasn't responded yet..."

"It's a bit strange. Director Huang is always the most active in replying to messages." Yin Bei nodded, "Are you in any trouble? Do you want to go and see?"

Ao Jinyu hesitated: "But Director Huang said not to go..."

Yin Bei suggested: "Shall I go with you?"

"Okay, okay!" Ao Jinyu, who was a little hesitant just now, immediately agreed without hesitation, "Let's turn around and take a look. If it's inconvenient to go in, we can take a walk!"

Yin Bei: "..."

This guy changed his face too quickly.

Looking at Xiao Jinlong's silly smiling face, he couldn't help but "tsk": "You don't even ask, why am I suddenly interested in the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee?"

"Ah?" Ao Jinyu was stunned, thought for a moment, and frowned, "It's a bit strange, but it shouldn't be a bad thing."

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"Intuition." Ao Jinyu pointed to himself confidently, "I've always been very accurate in seeing people!"

"If I believe in you, I believe in you, and I won't waver again."

Yin Bei was almost blinded by his bright smile.

He was silent for a moment, looked away and said, "I have my own source of information."

"The Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee is in some trouble right now. I can't tell you what the trouble is. You're too stupid. If I tell you, you won't be able to act."

"Okay, now that I've told you my plan, are you still up for it?"

"Here we come!" Ao Jinyu took a step forward and stood shoulder to shoulder with him, and lifted his hands together as if they were bound by an invisible rope. He seemed a little excited, "I'm hooked! Let's go!"

He deliberately stood at the door and looked around, "Oh, I suddenly want to go to the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee, Beibei will come with me?"

Looking at his poor acting skills, Yin Bei sneered, "You must be very lucky that you haven't been cheated out of your wealth at this age."

He pointed to the special product on the seat, "Just pretend to be delivering the special product."

"That's right, why didn't I think of it!" Ao Jinyu patted his head, then turned back and asked him, "Do you like to eat? If you like it, I'll leave you two more!"

Yin Bei leaned against the door and laughed at him: "You have no conscience, didn't you want to bring it to them at first?"

"It's not that I don't want to feed them." Ao Jinyu scratched his head in embarrassment, and confessed honestly, "I just didn't expect it, I just wanted to bring it to you."

Yin Bei: "..."

Sometimes this dragon seems to be ignorant of human sophistication, ignorant of the necessary perfunctory and concealment, and will say something like this when people don't know how to answer when caught off guard.

Yin Bei froze in place, but luckily Ao Jinyu didn't feel what he said, picked up the shrimp cakes and happily stood beside him: "Let's go!"

Yin Bei had the illusion that he had raised a large dog and was now taking him out for a walk.

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"When I first came here, I couldn't find the name of the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee no matter how hard I searched." Ao Jinyu and Yin Bei walked side by side, the bag of shrimp cakes dangling in his hand, showing the excitement of the owner at the moment .

"Each branch has its own special code." Yin Bei replied casually, "Otherwise, with the sign of 'Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee' hanging, it doesn't look like a serious store."

"They didn't tell you the code?"

"Usually, when I first come here, let the seniors take it with me and pass it on by word of mouth." Ao Jinyu smirked. city."

"By the time they approved my application and told someone to pick me up at the station in City S, I was already nearby."

"I didn't know there was a method here at the time. I wanted to find the place by myself, but it was still here..."

He paused and smiled, "I met you here, what a coincidence!"

Yin Bei: "..."

Most of their encounters have something to do with the way of heaven.

Since it is the red line led by the Dao of Heaven, it is normal for them to have a special relationship in an inexplicable place.

But the computer system made a mistake, and he was assigned to Yin Bei's room, which was too deliberate, and it seemed artificial no matter how you looked at it.

"We were discovered last time, and this time we moved a little bit, not long after the move." Ao Jinyu scratched his head, "Beibei, after all, you are not our internal personnel, you will wait outside in a while, I'll go in and have a look!"

Yin Bei nodded, and Ao Jinyu pointed to an inconspicuous Malatang and said, "This is it."

"This time we..."

Ao Jinyu was about to introduce him, when suddenly a familiar figure flew out from the door of the Malatang shop.

Ao Jinyu moved his hands before his brain, and rushed over to catch the person directly, and put him firmly on the ground.

"Oh, my old bone!" The other party howled before he was injured, "My ass... eh? Does it hurt?"

He touched his butt in surprise, turned his head to meet Ao Jinyu's gaze, and was taken aback, "Xiao Ao? Why are you here!"

Yin Bei pointed to Ao Jinyu's shrimp cake hanging on his arm: "I'll give you a special product from City N, Director Huang, this is..."

"Oh, it's not good!" Director Huang became anxious, and winked at them while yelling, "Mr. Lianchun beat up the people above, and they are fighting inside!"

"What!" Ao Jinyu was startled at first, and then he hesitated to answer Director Huang's obvious expression, "Then, then I..."

"At this point, we can't indulge him anymore." Director Huang had a determined and difficult expression on his face, "Xiao Ao, you, you give her an auspicious dragon flame to make her sober!"

"Heh." The sky that was still bright suddenly turned gloomy, and Mr. Lianchun came out of the Mala Tang shop with a bull-horned monster in his hand, his black hair was windless, and he was full of evil spirits, "I want to see the rumored Dragon Palace The prince's ability."

"Doubt our Hades for no reason, even the Emperor of Heaven would not have dared to be so arrogant in the past."

"No matter who comes here today, they can't get anything from me!"

Yin Bei was watching the play on the sidelines, feeling a little proud in his heart, seeing their acting skills in Hades, and then seeing Director Huang's dry acting skills.

Sure enough, there are many talents in my underworld.

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