You are not human

Chapter 2 Roommates

At the dimly lit corner, Yin Bei who left quickly did not leave the scene immediately.He glanced back to confirm that no one was chasing him, and then whistled softly.

In just a few breaths, a soul body carrying a chain and wearing the uniform of the underworld floated out of the shadow beside the street lamp.

——This is a bad luck.

Yin Cha bowed respectfully to the black-haired young man in front of him: "Boss."

"En." Yin Bei responded.

The black-haired young man who just happened to pass by the scene of pinching ghosts was one of the rumored three saints, Emperor Yin Bei of Fengdu himself.

He just went out to replenish the stock of happy water in the fat mansion. He sensed the resentment nearby and planned to take a ghost. He didn't expect someone to move faster than him.

Yin Bei glanced at Yin Cha, and pointed to the alley just now: "Who is that golden one?"

Yincha stretched his neck to a length that a living person couldn't do, peeked at the corner with his probe, then retracted his head and shook his head: "It's a new face, I haven't seen it before. I stayed with Director Huang of the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee. Together, I’m afraid it’s not the newcomers over there.”

Yin Bei frowned: "You go and take over that ghost, and by the way, ask him what his background is."

"Yes." Yin Cha replied, calling "Director Huang" from the corner and chasing after him.

Yin Bei didn't stay to watch the follow-up, he yawned, and lazily swayed back to his home.As a living fossil in the realm of comprehension and a leader in the underworld, he still has some people under his command, not to mention the prestigious ten kings of the underworld, as well as a large number of underworld agents scattered all over the place, so he doesn't need to do everything himself.

What's more, he still has a game finale to play, so he is very busy.

Yin Bei didn't take this little incident to heart. After all, in such a big city of S, it is normal for fairies and monsters to come and go. It was already a rare curiosity for him to ask more questions.

If he hadn't met his gaze, he probably wouldn't even bother to ask.

……

Half an hour later, Yin Bei nestled on the sofa and pressed the handle, with half a popsicle in his mouth, and ruthlessly rubbed the boss on the game screen on the ground.

The mobile phone on the table rang, and Yin Bei took the time to glance at it. The caller ID showed "little brother No. 276 Wu Shanjun" - the one in charge of judging good and evil and awarding rewards and punishments among the ten kings of the underworld.

Yin Bei didn't let go, and a wisp of black air helped him to pick up the phone to answer the call. He said lazily, "What's the matter?"

"event!"

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Yin Bei felt that the voice on the other side was gloating.

He narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

"Boss, go and open the door first." Wu Shanjun encouraged him, "I'll tell you as soon as you open the door!"

"Do you think I can't hear your schadenfreude?" Yin Bei pressed the button to pause the game, but didn't move, fooling her, "I'm on."

"Is it really open?" Wu Shanjun was a little skeptical.

"Tsk." Yin Bei rolled his eyelids, "Say it?"

"All right, all right, I'll treat you as open!" Wu Shanjun turned a blind eye, "Today you asked people to ask about the newcomer of the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee, who do you think it is?"

"It must be a lot of background. I took a look at it from a distance and saw the golden light." Yin Bei yawned. The guest outside the door only knocked once and didn't knock again. It seemed that he was a bit polite. He suddenly Realizing that Wu Shanjun would not mention him at this time for no reason, he sat up vigilantly, "Would it be him outside the door?"

"Among the three realms, no matter how great you are, can you still be bigger than you?" Wu Shanjun said with a smile, "This one, with a special status——"

Yin Bei pondered for a while: "From the East China Sea?"

Wu Shanjun was stunned for a moment: "Hey? How did you guess that?"

"It's probably what I call a 'red line' to let me go out and hit you right now, and to stand in front of my door and let you gloat like this." Yin Bei sneered, "I'll tell you a secret, I didn't open the door."

"I probably guessed that you would not be so honest." Wu Shanjun was not surprised, "But there is not only him outside the door, but also Director Huang."

"The Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee is a friendly unit of our Hades, so it's not good for you to shut them out like this?"

Yin Bei: "...What is he doing here?"

"Let's explain the situation." Wu Shanjun cleared his throat, "It's the so-called marriage of thousands of miles, and the fate of thousands of miles to meet..."

Yin Bei hung up the phone expressionlessly.

The phone hung up for a second, then rang again persistently, and the caller was still Wu Shanjun.

Yin Bei waited for a few seconds before picking up, and Wu Shanjun said quickly: "Hang up later and let me finish—you know that the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee often rents houses in this community, right? Oh, you may not know, after all your The assets are now managed by Long Yejun for you, but you should know by now."

"They are also our cooperative units now, long-term rental customers. Today, when I was renting a house for the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea, hey, guess what—the system made an error, and he was assigned to this room for you! Congratulations, boss, you I have a roommate, this must be the arrangement of heaven!"

"Do you think 'Tiandao' and 'computer system' can be related?" Yin Bei rolled his eyes and was about to hang up when Wu Shanjun suddenly raised his voice: "Don't hang up yet! I haven't finished yet!"

"I suggest you keep him."

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows. He knew his subordinates quite well, and Mr. Wu Shan was speaking in a serious tone at the moment.

"I'm not teasing you." Wu Shanjun said in a serious tone, "Your catastrophe happens every 300 years, and at this time, the town and prison are extremely restless."

"Recently, you asked me to return that treasure. He came just in time to fill in the vacancy. I don't know how the little prince in the East China Sea practiced Taoism, but the auspicious golden light on his body is real."

Yin Bei closed his eyes and tapped slightly with his fingers.

"What's the matter? I only kept him for a few days. You are afraid that Yuelao's words will come true. Are you sincere?" Wu Shanjun changed back to his foolish look, "I see that the Dao of Heaven is also coming in menacingly. You are a single dog who is swearing not to stop, you should be more cautious, if you get into some kind of love disaster, it will be a lot of fun..."

"Tsk." Yin Bei narrowed his eyes, "The aggressive method is useless, I hate trouble."

Compared to the lack of a treasure, perhaps the person at the door is more troublesome.

"No trouble!" Wu Shanjun felt that there was something to be said, and quickly added, "At first, I thought he was here to force the marriage, after all, he came directly to the door."

"However, I just inquired about the news from Donghai. On the contrary, he escaped from marriage."

Run away from marriage?

Yin Bei's expression was very subtle: "He... ran away from marriage at my house?"

What is this, throw yourself into a trap?

"I told you that going to your house was an accident." Wu Shanjun pretended to be profound, "Fate is beyond words."

Yin Bei gritted his teeth: "Do you know that if you talk to me like that, you will be beaten through the phone."

"I don't... Ouch!" Wu Shanjun didn't finish his "I don't believe it", apparently he was attacked on the other side of the phone.

Ao Jinyu at the door raised his head when he noticed the ghostly spirit, and looked around curiously.

It's sharp.

Yin Bei suppressed his anger, and looked away calmly: "Since he ran away, he just didn't want to have anything to do with me. Let him change places. Anyway, this community is mine."

"If I heard you say this when I was alive, I would definitely itch my teeth with jealousy, but fortunately, now in the underworld, I have seen a lot of billions and trillions of dollars, and I can be considered a rich woman who has seen the world. "Wu Shanjun said that, but his tone was still sour, "In short, after I inquired about the situation, I told Director Huang not to reveal your identity in advance."

"I know you are afraid of trouble. Whether you keep him or not, at least your identity will not be revealed."

She suggested in a low voice, "I think you should keep him for a few days, and when we find a new town, the Three Realms Mutual Aid Committee can find him a new house..."

Yin Bei's expression was cold: "It's no big deal if one is missing."

"Yes yes yes, you are invincible in the world, let alone lacking one township, you can be short of ten!" Wu Shanjun softened his tone, "But aren't we worried?"

Every 300 years, this is the time when he is the weakest, and it is also the time when the evil spirits who are suppressed under the prison are the most ready to move, and the underground world is extremely uneasy.

Usually, Yin Bei would prepare enough meritorious treasures to maintain the seal, but this time there was a slight accident, and one of the treasures was missing.

Yin Bei raised his eyebrows in surprise, he didn't expect this guy to be worried about him.

Before he had time to be moved, Wu Shanjun changed the subject and said sincerely: "I am really worried that no one will be paid in the future. I am not one of those ghosts who have just died for decades. No one will burn paper money for me long ago. , without your salary, I can only..."

Yin Bei hung up the phone and blocked the hacker without hesitation.

He finally stood in front of the door. It was not a solution if he didn't open the door. He sighed and opened the door.

Ao Jinyu outside the door suddenly opened his eyes wide, pointed at him and said, "Ah! You are the one..."

Yin Bei immediately wanted to close the door, but Director Huang was a dexterous fat man. While smiling, he skillfully squeezed the door and squeezed in, leaving a door open for Ao Jinyu who was behind him.

He has a Maitreya Buddha-like smiling face, making it difficult for people to speak ill of each other.

Director Huang smiled brightly: "You know the situation, right? Hey, let me introduce the two of you first. This is Ao Jinyu."

Dragons are generally good-looking, but most of them have a problem with aesthetics. They like to wear gold and silver like nouveau riche, which has been inherited from ancient times to the present, and they have become like to wear fancy luxury clothing with big LOGO.

The young man in front of him did not inherit this bad habit, his clothes were expensive but rather low-key, his expression was a bit of curiosity when he entered the world, the color of his hair seemed to be a little lighter than that of ordinary people, and the outline was faintly golden.

"This is Yin Bei..."

"Cough." Yin Bei suddenly felt absurd that the two were meeting for the first time on a blind date arranged by a matchmaker, and cleared his throat as a reminder.

Fengdu Great Emperor Yin Bei was very famous, and if he reported his name, no matter how stupid the dragon was, he would be a little alert.

Director Huang got stuck, almost broke out in a sweat, and changed his words in a hurry: "Yin, it should be called Bei, Bei..."

He thought about saying a fake name, but he didn't dare to name this big boss casually, his eyes were flying wildly in anxiety, and he only hoped that Yin Bei would take the conversation by himself.

But it was Ao Jinyu who took the lead.

He opened his eyes slightly, and looked at the young man in front of him curiously: "Your name is Beibei?"

Yin Bei slowly clenched his fists.

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