You are not human

When Lian Chunjun came out with a smile on his hands, Ao Jinyu was sitting on the sofa watching him, his back straight and his eyes vigilant.

Mr. Lianchun remembered that when he met him for the first time in the Mutual Aid Committee of the Three Realms, he was still a well-behaved newcomer, but now his behavior... seems to have a bit of inconspicuous hostility.

Lian Chunjun glanced at the closed bathroom, knowing that his emperor who was afraid of trouble would definitely not help lie, and she had to do it herself to fool the dragon.

She pursed her lips and smiled, deliberately lowered her voice and waved to him and asked, "Xiao Ao, how are you getting along?"

"What?" Ao Jinyu was a little tense, as if she didn't quite understand what she was asking.

"You and Beidou." Lianchun Jun smiled and pointed to the bathroom mysteriously, "Don't you know? This is the first time he lived with someone, and he just mentioned you to me... ..."

Ao Jinyu immediately took the bait, quickly took out two buns and pushed them in front of her, his eyes sparkling: "Tell me in detail."

Lianchun Jun felt that this dragon was too deceitful, and almost couldn't help laughing, she blinked: "You can read faces, you should be able to tell that he not only looks short-lived, but also has few relatives, he is the lone star of the devil Generally doomed to be alone.”

Ao Jinyu frowned, and nodded slowly reluctantly.

He knew that what Mr. Lianchun said was the truth, and he usually said the same thing when he was looking at people, but he felt a little unhappy when he said these words from her mouth.

Zhang Xiaobao listened with pricked ears, and couldn't help sighing: "I didn't expect Mr. Beidou's life to be bad. I still thought that he must have a rich life with so many houses in his family."

"He never got close to people before. He just told me that he was very uncomfortable when he woke up recently to find someone in his house." Mr. Lian Chun covered his lips and smiled, "I almost thought there was a thief in the house."

Ao Jinyu opened his mouth, but couldn't quite smile, he lowered his head slightly: "Did I cause him trouble?"

"Oh, I've only said half of what I said, if you don't listen to the second half, then I'm guilty." Lian Chunjun clearly teased him on purpose, she said in a low voice, "But think about it the other way around. "

"He is so unaccustomed, but still keeps you, doesn't it mean..."

She didn't finish, just blinked slightly.

Ao Jinyu was stunned: "Explain..."

Lian Chunjun sighed helplessly: "Little fool, do you have to explain this clearly?"

She spoke word by word, "Naturally, it means that he should like you—"

With a bang, the closed door of the bathroom opened, and Yin Bei walked out with a dark face.

Mr. Lianchun naturally knew that he could hear clearly inside, so he smiled triumphantly, and added the last part of the sentence, "This roommate."

Ao Jinyu didn't know if the people behind heard it, he turned his head to look at Yin Bei, stayed for a moment, and showed a smirk: "Beibei, what kind of stuffed buns are you eating?"

Yin Bei: "..."

Zhang Xiaobao looked left and right, with a delicate expression: "Why do I think your atmosphere is so strange?"

"Illusion." Yin Bei sat down in front of the sofa, opened the buns in the bag, picked up one and looked at it, "How do you think it's stuffed?"

Ao Jinyu froze for a moment, then turned to look at Zhang Xiaobao.

Zhang Xiaobao was stunned: "Huh? Even monsters can't see stuffing in buns?"

"What's the relationship between monsters and steamed stuffed buns?" Mr. Lian Chun burst out laughing, "Oh, don't look at me, I don't know either."

Ao Jinyu thought for a while, and had no choice but to use a stupid method: "Then break it open and have a look, and give me whatever you don't want, which one do you want?"

"Vegetables and shiitake mushrooms." Yin Bei thought for a while and said, "Don't eat too much oil in the morning."

He casually broke one - meat stuffed, Ao Jinyu obediently took it and ate it.

Yin Bei broke another one—the one with spicy chicken, and he handed it to Ao Jinyu.

Breaking off another one—mutton and scallions, Yin Bei casually stuffed it into Ao Jinyu's mouth.

Ao Jinyu's cheeks puffed up: "Well, slow down, there's no time to eat."

Zhang Xiaobao's expression was complicated: "I believe that his fate is not very good now, there are only eight or nine flavors in total, it's too..."

Lian Chunjun couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Xiao Ao, help him find one. If he really wants to keep looking, this bag will be eaten up."

She reminded Zhang Xiaobao, "Don't just look at them, pick whatever you want."

Zhang Xiaobao said in a very gentlemanly manner: "You can choose too, ladies first."

"Me?" Jun Lianchun pointed at himself in surprise, and couldn't help laughing, "I can't eat it."

She was just about to say that if she wanted to eat, she had to order an incense offering, but she glanced at Yin Bei and changed the subject, "I'm on a diet."

But Zhang Xiaobao still reacted from her tone - he forgot that Mr. Lianchun is not human anymore.

He scratched his head and thought, he would have to burn some paper money for her later, at least she helped him a lot.

Over there, Ao Jinyu helped Yin Bei break a bun, and jumped up as if he had won a lottery: "Look, Beibei, it's made of vegetables and mushrooms!"

"Yeah." Yin Bei responded, and praised him casually, "It's amazing."

"You eat first, and I'll help you find another one!" Ao Jinyu picked up the bag again, and looked at the buns in the bag carefully like gambling with stones, his eyes were like a torch, as if he wanted to see through its outer skin and point directly at its inner stuffing.

Zhang Xiaobao actually didn't know what he was doing here, he was a little hesitant at first, but he didn't expect these two people to be able to eat a bun.

He followed Shale for a while, and just after eating the steamed stuffed bun, he was dragged by several people and started the game together.

After yelling with them for a while, discussing what to have for lunch, Zhang Xiaobao finally came to his senses - could it be that they were worried that they would be frightened, so they purposely played with him and enlightened him?

Zhang Xiaobao was stunned, a little moved, typed a draft in his stomach, and was about to say some touching lines, when he turned his head - Ao Jinyu was leaning next to Yin Bei, almost resting his chin on his shoulder, so intimate outrageous.

As long as he has a tail now, he will either curl it on the opponent or wag it.

Zhang Xiaobao felt that he was probably being self-indulgent, he silently closed his mouth, turned his head back, and his eyes fell on the big screen in front of him again, seeing the vicissitudes of the world a little more at a young age.

Lian Chunjun looked at his young and numb face, and comforted him: "It's just that the relationship between boys is better."

Zhang Xiaobao's eyes were complicated, and he murmured softly: "I don't think the two of them seem like brothers."

Lian Chunjun almost couldn't hold back his laughter, Yin Bei squinted his eyes and looked over menacingly, when he was about to speak, his expression suddenly changed.

He sat up a little, quietly stuffed the paper on the table under the sofa, and asked, "Are there any papers across from you?"

"Ah?" Zhang Xiaobao almost didn't react, he scratched his head and recalled, "Yes, what's the matter? Are you gone?"

He stood up, "Then I'll go get a bag."

Yin Bei looked at the motionless Ao Jinyu: "Aren't you going with him? Didn't you mean to protect him?"

Zhang Xiaobao waved his hands funny: "It's just such a small distance..."

"You can't be careless." Mr. Lianchun said with a serious expression, "Those guys are doing everything they can, maybe they are just waiting for you to go out alone, not just to get a tissue, but even take out food and go out to throw garbage. Can't be careless."

Ao Jinyu nodded cooperatively: "That's right, that's it, I'll go with you!"

Ao Jinyu subconsciously led their thoughts away, never thinking of his own option to let Zhang Xiaobao stay here.

The two of them had just left the room, and Jun Lianchun restrained his smile: "Come?"

"En." Yin Bei responded shallowly.

Lian Chunjun lowered his eyes slightly, his figure gradually became unreal, his originally elegant white dress gradually transpired with traces of blood, and his expression became more and more coquettish and gorgeous.She raised her hand to gently caress her lips. The light-colored lips were as red as blood, and they were glamorous with a ghostly aura. She smiled and said, "Just in case, my lord should not make a move, right?"

"These little things are not worth your shot."

With a soft smile, she stretched out her claws towards the hanging picture on the wall, and pulled out a screaming skinny old man, "Sure enough, I know that the little prince of Donghai is here, and the one I found is neither a monster nor a ghost." , It seems that they are all mortals with some morals."

Yin Bei raised his eyes and moved his nose slightly: "The smell is wrong, it's Lihun incense, it's probably for dealing with Zhang Xiaobao, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ao Jinyu, who had just left, kicked open the door and rushed in: "Beibei! I smell a strong ghost!"

He narrowly held back the golden light on his body, "Ah, it's Mr. Lianchun..."

Yin Bei: "... Tsk."

This guy's nose is too sharp, and coming too fast is also a problem.

"Wow! I'm here to help too!" Zhang Xiaobao was carrying the stool in his hand, apparently slowing down a step to put on the weapon, before he entered the room, he was stunned for a moment, "What kind of smell, it smells so good... ..."

"Hey! I didn't ask you to stay in the circle!" Ao Jinyu anxiously covered his nose, but it was too late.

Zhang Xiaobao showed a little confused expression, his body fell down, but his soul was floating in place.

The skinny old man who was caught by Mr. Lian Chun chuckled: "Mizong Po, what are you waiting for!"

The people's feet suddenly sank, as if they were sunk into the mud and couldn't pull out their legs.

Lianchun Jun glanced at Yin Bei, and immediately understood what he meant, he turned around and grabbed Zhang Xiaobao's soul: "You protect his body, and I will bring his soul back!"

Ao Jinyu was taken aback for a moment, but at the critical moment she was clever enough to realize that she planned to go deep into the enemy's line and see where these guys could take them!

This formation directly pulls the soul away, and it has no effect on Ao Jinyu, who is protected by the golden scales. Lianchun Jun is one of the ten kings of the underworld. Ao Jinyu should have believed in her strength, but his face changed : "Wait! Beibei's soul..."

Lian Chunjun looked at Yin Bei who was also on the sofa with his feet off the ground, showing a moment of weirdness, and then quickly said: "I will bring it back together, don't panic!"

With a flash of brilliance under the maze that was about to take them to nowhere, the two "mortals" Zhang Xiaobao and Yin Bei were forced to separate their bodies and souls, and their souls were taken away.

"Beibei!" Ao Jinyu stuffed Zhang Xiaobao's body into the storage ring, and touched Yin Bei's forehead nervously. He had a very bad fate, and the damage caused by life and soul separation was greater than that of ordinary people!

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaobao's body was still warm, and he was already as cold as a corpse.

Ao Jinyu nervously confirmed his heartbeat, felt the faint beating and felt relieved at the same time, felt a hard lump on his chest...

Following the red string hanging around his pale neck, he took out a dragon-shaped jade pendant.

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The author has something to say:

No Responsibility Small Theater:

Zhang Xiaobao: Wait a minute, why can I only lie in a small box when he can be hugged?What a brotherhood between us!

Ao Jinyu: Oh, then wait for me to return to my original form, and I can still walk with you in my mouth!

Zhang Xiaobao: ...… No more, bro, I'm afraid I'm not enough for you to stick between your teeth.