Becoming a master chef starts with raising pigs

How about saying that he is an actor.

Liu Youlan is very engaging, not obtrusive, but her temperament does not look like an idiot at all, while Lin Ditang looks like an outsider at first glance, and her lines are stuttering, and the short drama that is about to collapse from the moment the man comes in, gets it. Sublimated.

Huo Nanzhou didn't say a word, relying on body language to create the appearance of a small head in a remote mountainous area.He didn't look like a city person at all, his skin was darkened, his face was painted with some cracks, he sat there with his back bent, and tapped the table with his fingers.

"This matter, I think I can do it! Recently, another group of people came to the village, both men and women. At first glance, it is not a serious scientific expedition team. I am afraid that they are all here for treasure hunting. How can we let outsiders know about our own treasures? Grab it."

Huo Nanzhou spoke a pure dialect with a hint of ferocity.He articulated his lines clearly, bluffing the people around him for a moment.

Lin Ditang didn't pick out any accent problems, his mind was empty, he stared blankly at Huo Nanzhou, and slowly diverted his thoughts, maybe he was possessed by the croaking fairy, isn't the name of our film: Xiaocun's Past: The Hero II dog?

Another line.

Hua Gu and Qiu Shanli step into Sai Sai Village with a temporary team.The surrounding residents seem to be used to it these days. When strangers come in, they don't turn their heads, and they are busy with their own work.

Qiu Shanli, who was wearing glasses, muttered: "Huh! A bunch of unscrupulous people, guarding Baoshan without knowing it. If you want me to say, you should get through the relationship and demolish this piece. The prophet said..."

Hua Gu, played by Huang Mingyue, was wearing a red leather jacket, and she turned her head and scolded angrily: "Shut up! Do you want to go back? How many times have you said that the rule of law society is the rule of law society, not your bathhouse, Chiqian Wangbaduo."

Wang Zheng's play is very bad, it is the most frequently criticized "extraordinary type" in acting variety shows, you can't tell what's strange, but you can tell it's acting.But fortunately, his role setting is also relatively exaggerated, not very dramatic.

And Huang Mingyue's play is very surprising. Since the role was assigned, this big girl has changed her impression of a civil girl. From the bottom of the suitcase, she dug out a set of eye-catching leather clothes and put them on happily. When the machine was turned on, she instantly into the play.

The team, as others claim, does geological prospecting.After settling down, he plunged into the village like a fish in water, searching for something.

In the ruined house, there are three pillars, but it seems that there should be only one intellectual responsibility.

"Have you figured out what they are looking for?" Da Cong Er Gouzi spoke first.

"The few people I followed have been wandering around the village chief's house. Also, they were excited when they saw the green color. Xiaocui wore a new green dress and was followed all over the street. Xiaocui's father quickly sent They were beaten to death." Erya Xiaoshui reported her results.

"I... I'm afraid, I didn't dare to follow too closely... But they go to the drying yard every day~" The confused Dan Zhuzi didn't follow anything, why did he go to the drying yard?Because the toilet is there!

Erya hated that iron could not be made into steel, but Er Gouzi softened his expression and stroked the little curly hair: "It's okay! The pillar is also really powerful."

Next, Huo Nanzhou filmed a few scenes alone, and when he acted in a group scene again, he held a note in his hand.

"I found out the purpose of their coming! There was a prophet in Shannan who made his last prophecy before he died: When the croaks sound again, the world will undergo great changes, green clouds will rise to the sky, and treasures will be in their hands. He even spit out us by name. The name of the village."

"No wonder there are so many demons and ghosts here!" Er Ya angrily knocked down the table.

"Then it's no wonder they went to the village chief's house. The village chief's house does have croaks." Zhuzi said, and the two looked surprised: "What croaks?"

Zhuzi replied: "Eat, it was passed down from the ancestors of the village chief. I heard that the person who created this dish is a famous general, imperial chef, master of the valley, and great prince!"

"Stop seeing Long Aotian from now on..." Erya hated iron once again.

Any successful, well-received and well-received commercial film must have a big scene, but fortunately they have a military finger-Liu Youlan.

The filming of this scene was very difficult, three of the wooden carts were scrapped, and the three of Er Gouzi and Hong Gu's group fought inseparably. Lin Ditang and Wang Zheng shrank into the corner silently, pretending to be Fighting each other.

With the blessing of the home field advantage, they defeated the grass-stage team as they should. Everyone made an appointment to find the treasure together. Before finding it, there was a truce for the time being.So Zhuzi and Qiu Shanli turned enemies into friends again in an instant, hooked their shoulders together, and were dragged back to their sides by Er Gouzi.

They developed all the beautiful scenic spots nearby, and filmed the process of finding the treasure along this line, trying to give everyone the impression of the beautiful scenery.There are also markers left at several points, for example: Er Gouzi, Zhu Shizuo, Honggu's treasure (to be determined), the butt pad in Qiushan...

Lin Ditang patted and patted, and understood his position: the stupid son of the landlord's family.

Er Gouzi is in charge of intelligence. During the tense shooting, he has the most words and is also responsible for various transitions; It was passed down in the same vein in Qiu Shanli, and they would hide when they fight, and each of them would show off to the boss after the fight.

It happened to rain in the last scene, which is rare in the Loess Plain.The villagers didn't care about the people who were filming outside, and hurriedly took out their pots and cans to catch the rainwater.Several families even set up sheds. Looking at the green plastic film reflected in the glass windows, Huo Nanzhou burst into inspiration.

Thinking that Huo Yingdi's voice was too low, the director grabbed the 'propaganda seat', and the loudspeaker wailed, instructing everyone to stand still and pose for shooting. Huo Nanzhou, Lin Ditang, and Liu Youlan came out from the entrance of the alley with firm eyes.

Er Gouzi: "There's nothing you're looking for here, be sensible and get out."

Er Ya: "Those little tricks are useless. People from the Bureau of Cultural Relics will be here tomorrow. We'd rather have the treasures in the village lie in the museum than fall into the hands of you youngsters!"

Zhuzi tugged on Erya's sleeve and beeped softly: "Did we find the treasure? Why didn't I find it!"

"Shut up, you lied to them!" Erya pulled him behind her, and continued to stare at the enemy.The war between the two sides is about to break out, and it seems that there should be nothing to do with him, Zhu Zi hides behind, leisurely and leisurely takes out the small burden.

"Ah..."

"What sound!" All the attention on the field was instantly attracted, and they all looked at the pillar holding the pancake before putting it in their mouths.

At the same time, from the surrounding mud houses, residents kept coming out. They circled around the crowd with expressionless faces, raised their hands high, and kept chanting incomprehensible 'spells'. The atmosphere of the scene gradually became strange. .Then the residents simultaneously took out the round pancakes from their pockets.

"Quack, quack..." The voices sounded one after another, and they met the first sentence of the prophet's prophecy.

The camera turned to Huo Nanzhou.

Er Gouzi bent down in pain, and no one around him dared to act rashly.

With the sound of croaking, he kept changing his movements, and Lin Ditang was stunned for a moment. No wonder people said that it is not easy to be an actor. This has no physical performance skills. He has only seen it in a mental hospital.

Finally, Er Gouzi stopped moving and stared at the camera tightly.

The voice of the director shouting "Ka" came over, and Lin Ditang filmed for several days, running behind everyone's buttocks with foolish joy, until now, the celebratory sound of finishing work sounded, this person was holding his hand in a croak, because he didn't know what the plot of the video was ...

……

In the super talk of insulin cp, because one party goes to the competition and the other party disappears, everyone has been drinking expired candy. Changing the previous editing to a filter and redistributing the shots, it is another happy marriage of father and mother.

'Who knows when the new frame will come?Let's just say, I dare not go out when I'm thirsty, for fear of hypoglycemia and fainting at the subway entrance at any time. '

'Ham, although I also love to watch games, but in fact I prefer young couples to poke secretly. I'm sorry for career fans! '

"Some contacts: the two went to shoot a variety show together, in the same frame, in the same car, and maybe in the same room~"

'! ! ! ! !Where is the news?Several well-known proxy shooters didn't move. '

'Papa's show above is very strict.It's also a proxy shoot, and no one knows which ravine they are nesting in. '

I also remembered what was said above. My distant cousin’s in-laws’ mother’s house came to a group of stars to shoot variety shows, remodel the house and pass on the craftsmanship, and said that It is to make the whole village soar into the sky! '

'It's an exaggeration... But let me ask you, which village is it? '

'Looks like Lexi? '

……

It was just a few chats in Chaohua. Unexpectedly, a few fanatics got together to discuss it, packed up their bags and went directly to the high-speed rail. This journey was live broadcasted in Chaohua. Because of sugar-free, I couldn’t afford it for a long time. Chaos in the waves of Chaohua resurgence.

A few young fans felt that the sufferings they had suffered along the way were as varied as those of Tang Monk traveling westward.When they finally stood at the entrance of Lexi Village, Lin Ditang and his party had been walking for more than a week.

"Sister, what are you doing here? The tourism in our village hasn't been done yet."