[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

"It's great~ the weather is fine~~" Shiyu was lying on the corridor outside the classroom, with a big fat cat lying on his chest, basking in the sun with a satisfied face.

"Don't lie on the corridor looking like you're doing nothing, get up!" Songyang leaned on the window and said helplessly.

"No! This kind of weather is for basking in the sun!" Shi Yu turned over, and the fat cat on his body was immediately pressed down by Shi Yu, and the exposed paws kept trembling, Shi Yu hurried He got up and rescued the fat cat, and was lucky to get two cat whiskers.

Seeing the fat cat running away with a strange cry, Shi Yu scratched his frizzy hair and complained with aggrieved face: "I didn't mean it, did I need to escape so fast..."

Song Yang shook his head, pointed at Shi Yu's beard that was still bleeding, and held his forehead speechlessly.

"You'd better stop the bleeding first, Gintoki will be angry if he sees it~"

Hearing this, Shi Yu was very sad: "Why did that cute and silly boy now become like a housekeeper? Although he was still cute when he was angry and ran away, it was easier to bully when he was a child. Could it be that children Are you always this difficult when you grow up..."

Seeing the shadow cast on his body, Shi Yu Songyang, who lowered his head and murmured, twitched the corners of his mouth cryptically, turned around and continued to check the child's homework.

"Ah, children grow up really fast, and they will grow into teenagers in a blink of an eye~" After thinking about it, Shi Yu raised his head and looked at the blue sky, with a gentle and nostalgic smile on his handsome face.

Afterwards, Shi Yu stretched her waist and lay down on the ground again, closing her eyes and taking a nap.

It's a beautiful life, and I hope it lasts forever.

……

……

Yinshi is already 11 years old this year, and he has spent five years with his stupid, shameless dad who flirts with innocent little girls.

There are many five years in a person's life. When making a wish on his birthday this year, Yinshi made such a slightly hypocritical wish that is not in line with his masculine demeanor. My dad has become more mature, don't always hook up with others', he is still young and doesn't want a stepmother.

But it seems that the second wish didn't come true...

Yinshi lay down on the table and sighed sadly, that stupid and cute dad still loves to pretend to be cute as always.

Why can't this guy just yell like a normal man manly 'I'm a real man! 'Woolen cloth.

"Ugh……"

"When Xiaoyin sighed too much, he would become bald before he got old~ I don't want to wait until I'm old with a head of thick hair and watch my bald son serve me, so if you are bald, you must never treat me badly in the future. Others say you are my son, please!" Shi Yu patted Yin Shi's shoulder and said maliciously.

"Who would be bald! Smelly old man! Ah Yin, I have thick silver hair!!" The veins on Yin Shi's forehead jumped up and looked at his father with love and hatred.

"Yeah, it's very curly too, it's amazing, how can a person's hair be curly like this?" Shi Yu stroked his chin and approached Yin Shi with a sophisticated look.

"Don't think your curly hair is very artistic, just come and laugh at Ah Yin's hairstyle! No matter how artistic your curly hair is, it can't change the fact that you are also naturally curly!!"

"Well, Dad is so sad, my son actually dislikes my dad's curly hair, um, I'm going to find Songyang!" After finishing speaking, Shi Yu covered his face with his hands and cried.

Seeing this, Yinshi twitched the corners of his mouth, digging his nostrils with dead fish eyes: "Don't pretend, you used this trick last time, how could Ah Yin get the same trick twice."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Ah, Dad, you are really enough, you actually pretend to cry like a woman, quickly pick up the man's soul!"

"Whoa, whoa..."

"You are really enough! Don't pretend to cry!!" Yin Shi frowned.

"Whoa, whoa..."

However, seeing Shigure's eye-covering palm actually leaking out of the palm, Gintoki couldn't help feeling a little uneasy.

"Hey, dad...you're not really crying, are you?" Yinshi asked tentatively.

"Hey... hiccup..." Shi Yu didn't answer but hiccupped.

"Hey! Dad, don't cry, Dad... I don't dislike you..." Yinshi comforted Shi Yu anxiously and clumsily, "Ayin's hair is more curly than yours, Dad, how could you dislike me? Dad, don't cry..."

"Whoa, whoa..."

"Ahhh! I see! Don't you just want Ah Yin to say that?! Ah Yin, I say it's okay!" Yin Shi helplessly scratched his curly hair, turned his head and said in a low voice: "I like dad the most..."

"Boom!!!" Increase the volume.

"I like Dad the most! It's alright! It's alright!! Dad, are you an insecure child?! Don't act like a spoiled son against your son!!" Yin Shiyou howled loudly , and then took a breath, looking at Shi Yu with reddish ears.

"Ah, Xiao Yinshi's confession is really super heart-warming~ Dad remember~" Shiyu let go of his hand, and Yinshi looked at the finger-sized water bag in Shiyu's palm and instantly understood that he was being played again , so unable to kneel down.

"Ah, it's so embarrassing to be fooled twice by the same trick~" Shiyu threw away the small water bag in his hand, tilted his head with a distressed expression, Songyang was right, adding two small props to the same trick Will still be fooled.

"Dad..." Yin Shi's sinister voice sounded.

"Ahaha, I suddenly remembered that the rhubarb next door is about to give birth, let's go first!" After saying that, Shi Yu jumped out of the window of Yinshi and their three small rooms, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"..." Yin Shi stood up with a dark face, stood there for a while, but finally just smiled helplessly.

His father is always so playful, anyway, his father is very energetic, so let's have a good discussion between father and son tonight.

After thinking about it, Yinshi showed a dark smile.

……

"Ah!"

"What's the matter? Have a cold?" Songyang put the steamer with steamed buns on the table, and looked at Shigu who suddenly sneezed suspiciously.

"No, probably Yin Shi is scolding me." Shi Yu rubbed his nose and stretched out his hands to get the steamed buns from the drawer.

Then he was hit by Songyang with chopsticks.

Shi Yu rubbed the hand that had been knocked out, pouted, and said sadly: "Eat one and you won't die..."

"Shi Yu..." Songyang's tea-golden eyes were full of helplessness, "You are already an adult."

"Isn't this nonsense... I'm three years older than you, Songyang."

"Since you know, don't act like a child."

"It's important to stay childlike!"

"You are no longer at the level of maintaining a childlike innocence! It's that your mind has degenerated into a child's!"

"Songyang, don't complain, this doesn't match your holy father's personality!" Shi Yu raised his hand and patted Songyang's shoulder.

While Songyang was still stunned by this evaluation, Shi Yu quickly took out a steamed bun from the drawer and slipped out of the kitchen in an instant.

"..." Songyang.

After a lively dinner, Shigu was taken to the kendo gym by Yinshi.

Participants: Shigure, Euntoki

Onlookers: Songyang, Takasugi, Gui

"Actually, I'm really tired, Yin Shi." Shi Yu held the sword in his right hand, and pressed the sword on the ground like a crutch without the air of a master.

"Judging from the way you tossed Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai in the rabbit's nest in the afternoon, and the state of trying to cheat Ah Yin and my sweets during dinner at night, you are still energetic! Full! Energetic!"

Looking at the blazing flames in Yinshi's eyes, Shigure turned his head to the side. Although snatching a child's dessert is as tasteless as a hooligan snatching a child's lollipop, it shouldn't matter if the target is his own child...?

"Alright then, since Yinshi insists on humiliating you, then dad will satisfy Xiaoyin's mentality~"

"Talking to children these topics that adults only have, dad, where's your morality?!"

"Knowing that this is an adult topic, you have already left the scope of children in a broad sense."

"Mouth! It's obvious that you haven't fulfilled your responsibilities as a father, okay?!"

"...Shiyu." Songyang, who was watching, couldn't help but finally opened his mouth.

"Okay, okay, I got it~" Shi Yu shrugged and directly raised his knife and slashed at him without even saying hello.

Gintoki, who had long been used to Shigure not following the rules, successfully blocked Shigure's attack, and the two immediately fought together tensely.

"Every time I watch them compete, I feel like I'm sweating for them." Gui said with a serious face.

"Hmm..." Takasugi nodded in agreement.

Shi Yu and Yin Shi are both wild ways, both of them are fighting styles honed in life-threatening fights, only attacking but not defending are deadly moves, even though the two have restrained now, it is still frightening.

In the end, Yin Shi was picked up by Shi Yu and knocked to the ground to end the duel.

"Still work harder, Yinshi~" Shiyu put the wooden knife on his shoulder, and stretched out his hand to pull Yinshi up.

"Obviously because of my age, I won't lose to you when I grow taller."

"MA, I hope that day will come soon." Shi Yu smiled and rubbed Yinshi's hair before walking towards Songyang.

Yin Shi followed behind Shi Yu with drooping dead fish eyes.

"How about going for a drink?" Shi Yu looked at Songyang with a smile.

"If it's just a cup..." Songyang smiled and stood up.

"Hey, let me tell you first, Ah Yin won't take care of you if you're drunk!" Yin said while picking his nostrils.

"Now you're starting to dislike your dad!" Shi Yu looked at Yin Shi accusingly, and then patted his head, "Don't worry, I won't get drunk, go away, Songyang!"

Seeing Songyang being dragged out of the gym by Shiyu, Yinshi sighed heavily, "Don't always treat Ah Yin like a child... I said Takasugi, what are you doing? Hey! The air is spreading out, hey!!"

Takasugi looked at the backs of the two with blackness all over his body, so the person he hated the most was the curly-haired father and son who always attracted the attention of Mr. Songyang!

When Gao Shan looked at Yin with a gloomy face, he was definitely at odds with people with silver natural curly hair all his life.

"..." Gui patted his clothes, stood up and walked out of the gymnasium.

"Hey! Where are you going with the wig?" Yin Shi asked, poking his head.

"It's not a wig, it's osmanthus! Make hangover soup, Uncle Shiyu will definitely get drunk."

"Hey! Don't grab Ah Yin's ideas!! Even if you do this, my dad won't become your dad! Give up on the wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! Hard work will pay off!" Gui clenched his fists and his eyes were full of determination!

"Hey!! Get rid of this idea for me as soon as possible, you bastard!!"