[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

Chapter 44

Inside the master house, news about animal cruelty is being broadcast on the TV.

"What time is this, and there is still such news." Yin Shi picked his nose and complained.

"That's true. After all, people in appearance are running all over the street now. I hope we can find out that prank alien soon." Shinpachi, who was sitting beside him, said with a smile.

At this moment, the picture on the TV was blurred until it went black.

"Our TV should be replaced, after all, it's getting old." Yinshi stepped forward to pat the TV and said, "Should I take it for repair..."

"There's a screwdriver here for repairs." Shinpachi smiled as he held out his hand.

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"Eh?!! What is this?! Why is this happening?!"

"Could it be that you were really taken by aliens to abuse animals..." Rubbing his hair while looking at Xin Baji's hands, he said.

"How can..." Shinpachi, who immediately retorted, suddenly thought of something and turned black, "Could it be... isn't it a dream?"

After talking about Shinpachi, he told what happened to him.

"What, so you were transformed into a screwdriver because the aliens wanted to repair P*P? What's the reason for that!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi with a mocking smile.

"What are you gloating about, mouth beard!! How can I live like this!!"

"Ah, isn't it great, you can fix things anytime..." Gintoki waved his hands absently and stood up, "I'm going to pee."

"Hey!! Come back and think of a way for me, huh!!" Shinpachi lifted the table.

"It's so noisy... Good morning Shinpachi, what are you doing?" Kagura asked as he came out of the closet, rubbing his eyes.

"Kagura, I...ah!!! Kagura, why have you turned into a screwdriver!!!" Looking at Kagura Shinpachi whose whole body has been transformed into a screwdriver, he was horrified.

"Silver! Yin-san is not good!! Kagura-chan has also been transformed into a screwdriver!!" Shinpachi quickly ran to the toilet door and knocked on the door desperately.

But Yinshi, uncharacteristically, did not reply, silently pulled up his trousers and opened the toilet door, saying with a dark face.

"Old Ba, it's okay to kill aliens, right?!"

Looking at Gintoki's blackened expression, Shinpachi slowly shifted his gaze to Gintoki's lower body.

Shouldn't it? ! !Yinshi's counting stick has also been tricked! ! !

"Huh? What are you all doing standing at the door of the toilet? Are you robbing the toilet?" Shi Yu came in with breakfast, and asked suspiciously as he looked at the three people gathered together.

"...Ah!! Uncle Shiyu, why have you been abused!!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Eh?!" Shi Yu looked at Shinpachi with a look of surprise, "Isn't this a new character shape that the author came up with?!"

"How is that possible!! What kind of work would make a group of screwdrivers the protagonists!!" Shinpachi broke down and shouted.

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A group of people sitting in the Internet cafe are discussing how to deal with those aliens who modify people's bodies casually, Shi Yu doesn't care about his current appearance, it's just Yin Shi...

Shi Yu covered his face, is the counting stick turned into a screwdriver still productive? ! !And he wants a grandson or granddaughter too! !How is this different from ligation!It's not even as good as ligation! !

Seeing her blackened son, Shi Yu wiped away the tears from the vicissitudes of life, and reached out to pat Yin Shi's shoulder.

"Don't mind Yinshi. If it doesn't work, go for surgery. The Yagyu's children recommended me a good hospital. It is said that the Tower of Babylon they made there is very durable."

"The old man will blow your head off with one knife!" Yin Shi said with a gloomy face.

"...Yin-chan is too good to be yelling at Dad!!" Shi Yu covered his face and wept.

Black line x3

"Ha...don't make trouble old man, just go and eat dessert and don't disturb our plan." Gintoki coaxed Shiyu a glass of smoothie, and then continued to discuss strategies with Shinpachi and the others.

Shi Yu pouted, then smiled in relief, picked up a small spoon and ate the smoothie, ma, it doesn't matter, it will change back after all, Xinpachi has a good saying, which work is so heavy that a group of screwdrivers starring~

So after eating the ice cream, Yinshi and the others ran to play the game to try to find clues to the star player, while Shiyu, who was really not interested in the game, went to Songyang to complain, but met someone who was also transformed into a screwdriver One piece from Songyang is really a difficult brother.

"So you left them and came here?" Songyang said as he sat down and put the tea on the table.

"Ah, I can't help it. Yinshi and the others are playing monkey hunting like Gui Xiaodai. I really can't be interested in it. I can rest assured that I leave it to them~" Picking up the senbei on the table, Shiyu lay faceless on the table muttered.

"You..." Songyang looked at Shiyu helplessly, with gentle eyes.

"After you catch those people, you will definitely beat them up!" Yu Yu clenched his fists when he said this, his expression darkened.

Song Yang silently covered his lips, looking that the fate of those aliens would be miserable.

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I don't know what Yinshi and the others are doing, but when Shiyu returned home, he got the news that Wanshiwu will be changed to Wanshiwu Yinsang Express Company from now on.

Glancing at his silent son, Shi Yu blinked, then sighed and said, "I have no objection."

It's the first time to live such a regular life after coming to this world for so long, Yinshi is still in that spiritless manner, but his attitude towards work is extremely serious.

As a parent, a son who works hard and lives like this is a good son, but Shi Yu couldn't bear to see Yin Shi's calm and dead face.

They all know that only the idlers in the master house are the most energetic when they are idlers, and the most important thing is...

Son, are you giving up your masculine dignity just like that? ! !What should my future grandson/granddaughter do! !I'm sorry, Gintoki's mother, I'm sorry you let the Sakata family die! !

Just when Shigure collapsed to the point of grabbing the ground with his head, hope appeared. The ninja monkey who never gave up bravely became the poor cannon fodder of Yinshi who woke up to his fate.

Seeing the little ape Shiyu who was kicked out by Yinshi, he blinked.

"Really don't think about it, besides having some special hobbies, she is also a pretty good girl."

"Hey, why do I want to find a woman whose nipples have been transformed into screwdrivers! Is it used as [beep——]?!" Yinshi quickly changed back to his suit with a rascal-like expression on his face.

"...What the hell did you say to be harmonized?" Shi Yu looked at Yin Shi with a livid face.

"The old man should not know these trendy words, he will have a heart attack..."

"So you know it too!!"

"Sit down and speed up!"

"Hey!!! Don't speed up all of a sudden, you bastard!!"

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With the help of his companions who also turned into screwdrivers, Shigure successfully conquered the alien spaceship. Shigure swaggered into the spaceship, watched the threat of life and death from the two aliens, and watched Gintoki finally use the quilt A counting stick that was replaced with a screwdriver removed the main rod of the alien ship, but why... feels so humiliated...

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault that I taught my son to be too rascal..." Shi Yu said while covering his face.

"No, no, this has nothing to do with Uncle Shi Yu, don't blame yourself so much." Xinpachi comforted.

"Yeah, it's all because Yin-chan is so talented, Aru." Kagura also patted Shigure on the back to comfort him.

"Thank you!" Shi Yu thanked with choked sobs, then put on a cute smile and approached the two aliens with fists squeezed.

"You guys... haven't the mothers in alien planets taught you to respect the old and love the young?"

"No! Don't come here!!" The two aliens backed away in a hurry.

"Arbitrarily transforming the old man's body, you almost made me unable to hold my grandchildren!! Transform us back quickly!!!" Shi Yu yelled viciously as he punched the boss in the face.

"It seems that Uncle Shi Yu really wants to embrace the junior, Yin-sang, you can work hard." Shinpachi looked at Yin Shi and said.

"Ah?" Yinshi looked at Shiyu scratching his head and sighed, "Forget it, it will be Ah Yin who will be in trouble if you make a small one, an old man is enough."

After talking about Yin Shi, watching Shi Yu happily beating the alien, he laughed, and then walked up with his fists clenched.

"You two bastards, return Ah Yin's precious counting stick!!"

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"Ah, it's already winter before you know it~" Shi Yu said with a smile while walking on the snowy street in a thick padded jacket.

Since being transformed by aliens, many interesting things have happened in the middle, so I won’t tell them one by one here. This winter, the snow came unexpectedly early, and Shigure, who has always been afraid of cold, was the first to put on it in Kabukicho. People in winter clothes.

"You are too afraid of the cold." Yin Shi frowned as he looked at Shi Yu who was wrapped up like a polar bear.

"It's long-winded! I'm not an authentic Japanese! And the old man can't do anything about this kind of weather! Please forgive the pain of the old man, bastard!" Shi Yu waved the shopping bag in his hand and slammed On that messy silver head.

"You're becoming more and more violent!" Yinshi grinned while rubbing the bag on his head.

"My son is disobedient, a father should educate him..." Shi Yu shrank his head into the scarf and said.

"Ah, look at your stupid look of being afraid of the cold, don't buy any red bean buns, go back to Wanshiwu." Yinshi frowned and said.

"That's fine." Shigure nodded, "Anyway, I, Kagura, and Shinpachi's meat buns have already been bought."

"Can't you make Ah Yin feel better?!" Yin Shi's head was throbbing with blue veins, "You go back first, Ah Yin can go buy red bean buns by himself."

"Oh." Shi Yu nodded, "Then goodbye!!"

Then he ran quickly, leaving only Yin Shi whose face was covered with snow blown up by the air current brought by Shi Yu.

"This KUSO old man!!" Snowflake, who had wiped his face from Yin Shi, gritted his teeth fiercely, "Because he is an old man, he is getting more and more arrogant! Sooner or later, he will put a sack on you and beat you up!"

Saying this, Yin Shi shivered, rolled up his outer shirt, looked at the heavy snow, and murmured, "It's really cold this year..."

"Ah, isn't this Yinsang?"

Ah Miao, who came out of the store, looked at Yin Shi and greeted her with a smile.

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