[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

Chapter 39

"Good morning, why are you alone?" Songyang pushed open the door of Wanshiwu and asked.

"Yinshi and the others went to help Shinba get her sister back. It is said that she was forced to be the bride of the son-in-law. I couldn't afford it and lay down at home. Because I was bored, I called you to come and chat with me." Shi Yu, who finally turned back into an adult, lay lazily on the tatami mat, watching the TV without looking back.

"So you also have the concept of being an old man." Song Yang sat next to Shi Yu and said.

"Dear Songyang baby, if you are sarcasm, they will put your underwear up for auction~" Shi Yu looked at Songyang with a smile.

Then he was pushed to the ground with a palm.

"I'll take care of you before that."

"Hey, Songyang is broken, Shiyu doesn't hurt anymore~QAQ" lying on the ground pretending to cry.

"Don't pretend to cry, it's embarrassing." Songyang smiled helplessly and helped him up from the ground, then looked at Shiyu's face in a daze.

"Shiyu, there are wrinkles at the corners of your eyes."

"Huh?" Shi Yu raised his hand and touched it, "Indeed, probably the influence of Mr. Qianfeng's planet on the body has faded, and I should be born, old, sick and die like an ordinary old man~"

"You don't seem to care at all?" Songyang looked at Shiyu worriedly.

"What do you care about? Isn't life, old age, sickness and death normal? It's worth it~" Shi Yu picked up the remote control and switched to the TV again.

"..." Songyang sighed, yes, birth, old age, sickness and death are natural, because it looks the same as when we first met, but I actually forgot that the person in front of me is already an old man.

……

"We're back, ahhh, Uncle Shiyu is sleeping again." The three of them walked into the Wanshi Room with scars on them, and Shinpachi said while looking at Shiyu who was sleeping on the sofa.

"Ah, I don't know how to go to the bedroom when I'm sleeping, what should I do if I catch a cold?" Yin Shi frowned and walked over to bend over to pick him up.

"Hmm, Yinshi and you guys are back?" Shiyu opened his eyes dimly and said.

"Next time I'm sleepy, I'll go back to my room. Ah Yin doesn't have time to take care of you when I'm sick." Yin said with a frown.

"Ah~ Yinshi is too much, Dad is so heartbroken~" Shiyu rubbed his eyes, "Have you been to the hospital when you were injured?"

"Don't worry, Papa Shigure, I've been to Aru long ago!" Kagura said, holding up his arm in plaster.

"Hey~ You're hurt so badly, Kagura-chan, it looks like another tough battle~ Let me down Yinshi." Shigu patted Yinshi's arm.

"Well, for the sake of your hard work all day, let's go out to eat, I'll treat you~" Shi Yu shook his wallet and said.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Uncle Shi Yu, you are a great person!!"

"Father loves to give Ah Yin some pocket money!!" Yin Shi pounced on Shi Yu's hand holding the wallet.

"No way~ Adults have to learn to be self-reliant so that their parents won't be disappointed~" Shi Yu stepped on Yin Shi with a bright smile on his face.

"……Yes."

A few days later, Master House——

"Hey, Yin Shi, have you seen my clogs?" Shi Yu shouted from the entrance.

"Huh? Didn't the clogs break when you went for a walk yesterday and you threw them away?" Gintoki asked listlessly, scratching his chest.

"Really? I can't remember at all." Shi Yu tilted his head in confusion. "Forget it, I'll go to the supermarket and buy another pair. Is there anything you want me to come back for?"

"Strawberry milk!"

"Vinegar kombu!"

"A Tong's album!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Yes, I just know~" Shi Yu waved his hand, "Jia, I'm going out~"

……

"Ah, I've been forgetting a lot lately~" Shi Yu murmured to himself as he strolled down the street full of people coming and going.

"Is it because I am getting older and my memory has degenerated?" Shi Yu smiled, "Impossible, I am only 50 years old and I am still very young~ Alzheimer's or something is impossible, impossible~"

Thinking of this, Shi Yu pushed open the door of the supermarket.

"Please give me a bucket of strawberry milk, two boxes of kombu vinegar, an album of Atong, and a bag of dog food~"

"Here, a total of *** yuan."

"Thank you~"

Walking out of the supermarket with the things in hand, Shi Yu pouted his chin: "I seem to have forgotten something... MA, it probably isn't something very important, it doesn't matter~"

Shi Yu nodded and walked in the direction of Wanshiwu, and then his eyes were attracted by a glaucoma.

"Good afternoon~ Duochuanjun~" Shi Yu smiled and ran over, waving his hands.

"Don't talk like that natural curly roll! Who's a bastard!!"

"Don't worry about these little things~ hey, don't you have work today?"

"Ah, rest today~"

"That's great~ Resting with public money or something~"

"Don't talk like I'm a human moth, bastard!! Don't think that I dare not beat you up because you are older than me!!" A vein popped up on Hijikata's forehead.

"Hey~ Are you going to commit violence against an elderly person who is over half a century old? It's scary~~ Yinshi, come and save Papa, Papa is going to be killed by the mayonnaise star!" Shiyu shouted, covering his face.

"Hey! Shut up, idiot!" Hijikata looked at Shigure helplessly, "What the hell do you want?"

"I heard that there is a new dessert shop in Kabukicho~" Shigure narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"..." Tufang smoked silently.

Inside the dessert shop——

"I said, since you want to eat dessert, let the natural roll buy it for you. He is your son. How about blackmailing others?" Tufang looked at the old man with a baby face opposite him. .

"I don't have any money in Yinshi~" Shi Yu scooped a mouthful of cake into his mouth, and said very freely without caring about the other party's sarcasm.

"Then you can eat it yourself, bastard!"

"I still have to save my money for Yinshi to marry a wife~ Anyway, Duochuanjun has mayonnaise, and it doesn't matter what kind of daughter-in-law~ right~"

"To your sister!! How can I repair you if I cut you off!!"

"Are you going to commit murder in the street?" Shi Yu bit the cake and looked up at Hijikata, who was so angry, "It's not good for your health~"

"Who do you think caused this, bastard!!"

"Don't care, don't care~ come and eat cake~"

"..."

……

After eating the cake, Yu patted his stomach and walked out of the dessert shop satisfied

"Ah~ the food is so satisfying~" Shi Yu stretched his waist, "thank you for the hospitality, more friends~"

"How many times have I said, don't talk like that natural scroll!" Tufang frowned and looked at Shi Yu, "Hurry up and go back, the natural scroll should be anxious again when it's late."

"That's right~ Duochuan-kun is just like an old lady, I'm not something a child can't lose~" Shi Yu waved his hands indifferently.

"Hey, since I met you, the number of times I've sent you back to the Wanshiwu has exceeded ten digits, Ou Sang!" Tufang looked contemptuous, "If you have dementia, just stay at home and don't cause trouble to others!"

"Who has dementia!! I'm still a 50-year-old young man in his prime!"

50 year old young lad...

Tufang was silent for a while, holding his forehead with a headache.

"Go back quickly! Really, a good rest day was disturbed by you just like that..."

"I hate that the elderly will be struck by lightning." Shi Yu glanced at Hijikata, then squinted his eyes and waved his hands with a smile, "Jia, I'll see you next time after I leave~"

"Don't see you again, really." Tufang squeezed the space between his eyebrows, and looked down to see the shopping bag at his feet.

"Hey, your..." Then he silently took out a cigarette while looking at the open space, "You run really fast, and you don't even say it's dementia, heh."

……

"I'm back~" Shi Yu shouted excitedly as he opened the door of Wanshiwu.

"Why did you come back, and where did you go to play?" Yinshi came out of the living room and asked, "By the way, what did you buy?"

"..." Shocked face.

"..." Dead fish eyes.

"I forgot where I left my things..." Shi Yu looked up at Yin Shi and said with tears in his eyes.

"Alas..." Yinshi sighed helplessly, "Old man, your memory should be refreshed."

"Forget it, I'll go look for it." Yinshi picked up the helmet on the side and prepared to go out.

"I'm back, Uncle Shigure, you forgot something again. Fortunately, Mr. Hijikata brought it back to you." Shinpachi said as he opened the door with a shopping bag in his hand.

"Ahaha, I won't do it next time~" Siyu said with an embarrassed smile when he saw what Shinpachi was carrying.

"And..." Shinpachi sighed, "You bought all our things, but Uncle Shiyu, did you forget that you went out to buy clogs?"

"... Seems like this is really the case, what the hell is wrong with my memory QAQ" Shi Yu cried.

"Alzheimer's disease, eat more walnuts to nourish your brain." Yin Shi patted Shi Yu's head and said helplessly, and walked into the living room.

"I've already bought you the clogs, and I also bought you a notepad. Remember to write memos in the future, Uncle Shiyu." Shinpachi stuffed things into Shiyu's hands and walked to the living room.

"..." Shi Yu silently looked at the things in his hands, tears in his eyes.

She obviously still has a tender face~ Although she has started to get wrinkles now, it can't change her youthful heart. Dementia is the most beautiful!People don't have dementia! !

Hey, Song Yang, please comfort me! QAQ.

……

After a while, Shi Yu finally confirmed that his memory had really declined, and called Song Yang.

"Good morning, why are you home alone again?" Songyang opened the door and looked at Shiyu who was lying on the tatami and reading a magazine and asked suspiciously.

"They went to handle the case. It is said that the son of the gang boss disappeared. They went to help someone find his son. They thought I was forgetting things and wouldn't let me go. Hey, I don't have dementia! Songyang!" Yu threw herself on Songyang and began to cry.

"..." Songyang looked at Shi Yu helplessly, and stretched out his hand for Shi Yu to stroke his hair.

"It's not like you don't know that people will be like this when they get older..."

"However, what a shame! I have lost face many times recently. I was holding things in my hand but I couldn't find them, and I was laughed at by little Kagura; mocking from time to time; I just put things where I just put them, and I can’t find them for a second, and I’m comforted by Shinpachi, ah, what a shame!!”

"...Actually, this is quite cute." Songyang twitched the corners of his mouth and comforted him.

"This consolation is not heart-warming at all!" Shi Yu lasagna burst into tears, "I'm already cute, so I don't need to be cute any more. Why do people lose their memory when they get old? It's so annoying~"

"Your skin is getting thicker and thicker." Songyang looked at him helplessly, "Didn't you say it before? Birth, old age, sickness and death are just like that."

"But with a young heart, your body can't meet your psychological needs. It's just too cruel." Shiyu got up from Songyang's arms and covered his face, "Songyang must take good care of himself~ But Don't be like me at my age, wanting to do a lot of things, but have more than enough energy..."

Songyang sighed silently, and he also understood that it wasn't that he didn't want to fight with Yinshi and the others, but that he couldn't live in such a ostentatious and reckless way.

Although it looks glamorous on the surface, Songyang is very clear that Shi Yu's body has become more and more fragile long before.

Maybe you couldn't see it before, but once the influence of Mr. Qianfeng's planet disappears, all the problems will be exposed, and this is just the beginning.

"I'm sorry, Shiyu." Songyang said with his eyes narrowed, Shiyu became like this in fact because of him...

"What are you talking about Songyang, didn't I say it, it's worth it to be like this now, I'm very satisfied~" Shi Yu looked at Songyang with a helpless smile.

It is really worth it to be able to live again, to meet Yinshi and Songyang and you guys~

The author has something to say: If there is time, there may be another update tonight

I'm really sorry, I'm too busy to take the exam recently, the update is very unstable, and I will try my best to restore the rhythm of daily updates in the future