[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

Chapter 35 The Stupid Man

"Aww, my legs hurt so much! My body is so heavy!!" Shi Yu howled while laying on the sofa.

"Who told you to run around disobediently yesterday, this is the current world newspaper~" Yin Shi said leisurely while sitting on the sofa opposite, reading the newspaper.

Then the ashtray flew onto Yinshi's face.

"Hey, his legs are as heavy as lead QAQ." Shi Yu buried his face in the sofa and howled.

"Old man Kuso!! I think you are very energetic!!" Yin Shi took off the ashtray from his face, wiped his nosebleed and gritted his teeth and looked at Shi Yu.

"Hey, it's hard to control the child when he grows up, and he's starting to kill his father!"

"Stop pretending to cry for Ah Yin, how can I fix it!!"

"Hey, Silver Sauce, Dingchun seems to be sick, Aru..." Kagura said worriedly looking at the food left in Dingchun's dog bowl.

"Ah? Is Dingchun sick?" Hearing this, Shiyu immediately jumped up from the sofa and squatted next to Dingchun and asked.

"Hey! You don't have leg pain, you bastard!!" Yin Shi said with veins throbbing on his head.

"Okay, okay~ It's okay~" Shi Yu waved his hands perfunctorily and said, "Hey, Dingchun is okay~"

"This kuso old man!" Yinshi gritted his teeth, then looked at Dingchun and said, "The guy who ate 5 bags of dog food in one meal doesn't look like he's sick."

"Dingchun usually eats 7 bags of Aru!!" Kagura retorted immediately, "Speaking of which, Dingchun has been reading fashion magazines recently, Aru."

"Hey~ Dingchun has reached the age where he likes to dress up~" Shi Yu said while stroking Dingchun's head.

"Okay, Dingchun will make you a beautiful hairstyle, Aru!" Kagura said excitedly.

"..."

"..."

"Dingchun, I'm sorry for causing you to be reformed by a reform madman... woo woo woo." Shi Yu covered his face and wept.

"Don't cry..." Gintoki patted Shigure on the back, "Oh!! Kagura, what's going on with your boxer-like outfit!!"

"That's not it!! It's so cool~ Dingchun~" Kagura said with his arms around Dingchun's head.

"Hey, my heart is traumatized, I need to repair it..." Shi Yu walked towards the bedroom with tears in his eyes.

"Hey, it's not that exaggerated." Yinshi said helplessly.

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"Hey, Yinsang, Dingchun looks less energetic than yesterday, Aru." Still in the living room, Kagura said with a worried face.

"It's not because of the transformation you gave him!"

"It's said that Dingchun likes to read fitness magazines recently."

"...Hey, what do you guys want to do?" Yin Shi asked with a dark face.

"How do you dress up?" Kagura asked, squatting down.

"Yeah, how do you dress up?" Shinpachi also agreed.

"It's completely useless, hey!!"

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"..." Shi Yu opened his mouth wide and looked at Ding Chun, who was showing off his latest look, and silently closed his chin, "I must have not slept well to see Ding Chun become so non-mainstream, that Silver Time, Dad I'm going to sleep and come back to the cage, don't ask me to eat!"

After speaking, he walked quickly to the bedroom and closed the door.

"It looks like you've been hit hard." Silver said with a black line, "Hey! You guys!! Think about the fragile psychology of the old man! Hey!!"

"There is no Alu! Shiyu Papa-chan is just too tired, Alu! Nah~Dingchun~"

"He was just frightened by your brutal transformation!!"

"By the way, Dingchun has started reading dating magazines recently." Shinpachi said looking at Dingchun lying on the ground reading a book.

"Hey, could it be..."

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"Why did you drag me here..." Shi Yu yawned and said, "I'm sound asleep."

"Dingchun is coming to find a girlfriend. Can you, the guardian, come and see? Speaking of which, the old man just wants to bask in the sun more. Recently, you have become more and more lazy, and you have a small belly, old man." Yin Shi dug Said with no expression on his nose.

"Eh?! Do you have a belly?!" Shigure immediately lifted the kimono and looked down.

"Idiot! What are you doing in public!" Yin Shi slapped him.

"It hurts! Brat, do you want to die?! Why are you talking to your father!!" Shi Yu rubbed his head, and punched Yin Shi with his backhand.

"Hiss! Take it easy when you strike!! Ah Yin will be in pain too!!" Yin Shi said while clutching his chin.

"It turns out that you are in pain too..." Shi Yu stared at him.

"Ah la, ah la, do you think that is the anchor of the morning weather divination?" an Obasan said suddenly.

Shi Yu and Yin Shi immediately looked at the people who came by. Yin Shi was looking at the goddess, and Shi Yu was looking at the goddess of his son. After all, he might be the future daughter-in-law.

Before he could react, Yinshi pulled Dingchun forward and struck up a conversation.

"Ah, whoever sees his goddess will become a fool." Shi Yu scratched his head and looked at Yin Shi who picked up all kinds of clumsy.

"Arnold, did you come here to find friends for your pet, too?"

At this moment, a soft and cute voice sounded from behind Shi Yu.

"?" Hearing the sound, Shi Yu turned his head, and saw a girl with golden hair and emerald eyes and big eyes holding a silly husky looking at Shi Yu expectantly.

"Well, little girl, the biggest one is my family's Dingchun~ very cute~" Shiyu pointed at Dingchun who had already found his favorite 'girl' and said with a smile, "But our Dingchun has already I found a good friend, sorry, little girl, you are one step late~"

"Eh?!" The girl scratched her head in a daze, and said a little shyly, "Can that gentleman chat with me? I, I can treat him to ice cream!"

The girl said anxiously, pointing to the ice cream truck on the side of the road.

"..." Shi Yu blinked and was stunned for a while, then narrowed his eyes and showed his cute smile as usual, "How can I make the little girl spend money~"

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"Hey, thank you Mr. Sakata for inviting me to eat ice cream. I wanted to treat Mr. to eat..." the little girl Li Lizi said shyly.

"It's okay~ It's okay~ Anyway, it doesn't cost much~" Shi Yu glanced at the shy girl sitting on the bench and waved her hands indifferently, then fed the stupid husky with ice cream.

"Oh, Mr. Sakata, if you don't mind, you can call me Lilizi. If you can, can I call Mr. Sakata Shigure?" Lilizi looked at Shigure carefully and expectantly.

"Eh? Why, isn't this good?" After feeding the husky, Shi Yu ran along the dog's fur and looked at the girl in confusion.

"Is this so?" Li Lizi scratched her feet on the ground in a little embarrassment.

"Hey! Why are you talking to our lady!!" At this moment, the bodyguard suddenly appeared from the bushes and glared at Shi Yu viciously.

"..." Shi Yu with a confused face.

"Who told you to come out!! Get the hell out of here!!" The originally shy Lilizi immediately turned into a woman, picked up the bench and threw it at the bodyguard.

"..." Shi Yu twitched the corners of his mouth silently, could it be that children nowadays are so scary?

"It seems that your peach blossom physique has exploded again~"

Hearing this voice, Shi Yu turned his head and saw Songyang with a gentle smile in the distance.

"Good morning~ Songyang why are you here~~" Shiyu stood up and waved.

"Ah, Jin Zhu came to Earth to see me. We were walking and chatting, and we happened to see you." Songyang explained with a smile.

"Long time no see, Uncle Shiyu." Gao Shan, who was behind Songyang, greeted seriously.

"It's true that I haven't seen you for a while, why did you come to Earth? You just separated from Songyang not long ago, it's not good to be too attached to your lord~" Shi Yu said with a smile.

"From this point of view, your son is no better than me." Gao Shan said when looking at Yin Shi, who was wet all over like a water ghost, walking towards this side.

"Ah, isn't this Aosugi-kun? Are you so uneasy after leaving Teacher's embrace? I'll be back from outer space soon." Gintoki put his hand on Shigure's shoulder and said.

"You're the one, you rushed over before seeing that there might be a stepmother, are you an insecure brat?" Aoshan said disdainfully, smoking a cigarette.

"Arnold..." Li Lizi, who had been neglected for a long time, hesitated.

"I said this girl, if you want to hang this guy, you have to think about it~" Yinshi said with one hand digging his nose, "the one in front of you has a tender face, she is 50 years old, and there is a The daughter who kills ten catties of rice with one meal, only complains about the glasses that love star chasing and has no sense of presence, the pet dog with eight bags of dog food for one meal, and the elder son Ah Yin who is elderly, you must pursue our family old man."

"..." The girl who was already frightened by Yinshi's words.

"Saka, Mr. Sakata, is what he said true?" Li Lizi asked with despair.

"That's right~ that's true." Shi Yu nodded innocently.

"Wow!! My first love!!" Li Lizi burst into tears.

"It's the worst thing you can do to make a girl cry," Gintoki said.

"Didn't you scare it away?" Shi Yu Banyue saw it.

"In the final analysis, it's still on you. If it's not the real Ah Yin, how can you say that?"

"Even if it's not true, you've said a lot!!"

"When did Uncle Shiyu change, teacher?" Gao Shan looked at Songyang, and he really became like an old child.

"Probably at that time..." The time when Gintoki rescued him from the nightmare.

"Didn't the smile become very different?" Finally, Songyang lowered his head and said with a smile.

Takasugi was stunned for a while and smiled, it was indeed different.

If it was said that she had to laugh before, now it should be a happy smile that has finally opened the shackles.

"Shiyu Papa-chan, Dingchun said he wants to make his girlfriend jealous of Kumbu Aru!" shouted Kagura who was riding Dingchun from a distance.

"Hey~ Dingchun has also reached this age, let's go! Buy vinegar kelp to coax your girlfriend!" Shi Yu took out a wallet from his arms and ran forward happily.

"Kagura!! How can a dog's tongue be able to bear that sour taste! If you want to eat it, say you want it!! Don't cheat the old man of his money!!"

"It's become a lot more stupid..." Gao Sugi said with fishy eyes.

"I can't help it, I'm getting old..." Hearing Gao Shan's words, Song Yang had a gentle smile on his face.

Alzheimer's disease, although 50 years old is a bit early, but anything is possible on Fang Shiyu~