[Gintama] Where is Dad going?

Chapter 31 First Date

"Sir, do you have a girlfriend?"

In the rainy afternoon, the fresh wind brought some dampness, and the flushed girl shyly but boldly stopped the handsome passerby.

"Me?" Shi Yu asked doubtfully, raising his finger and pointing at himself.

"Yeah!" The girl nodded, and the two horses were shaking in the air following the nodding movement.

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"It's been three hours, is it so slow to buy a soy sauce?" Yin Shi flipped through "JUMP" in his hand and asked with a frown.

"I won't get into trouble again." Shinpachi stopped cleaning and looked worried.

"It doesn't matter, Shigure Papa-chan is Alu, a man with the physique to save the day." Kagura said while switching to the TV.

"That guy..." Gintoki was about to speak, but Kagura pointed at the TV and screamed.

"Kagura, don't be surprised!" Shocked Shinpachi shouted while holding the broom.

"Silver sauce silver sauce, hurry up and watch TV!!" Kagura pointed at the TV and shouted.

"What, is there another celebrity who got pregnant first before getting married..." Yinshi scratched his ears and turned his eyes to the TV. After seeing the person on the TV screen, the "JUMP" in his hand fell to the ground, "Whoa! !! What did you do, old man?!!!"

Turning his gaze to the TV, he saw the mosaic host talking passionately, behind the host was surrounded by a group of reporters, a bewildered Shigure and a girl with a sweet smile

"Mina-san, hello, the once-a-month "The Star Has a Date with You" is here again. The star participating in the date this time is the new singer Ms. Miss Qianjin, known as the sweet song princess, with her beautiful face and noble status, instantly made Miss Yuanzi the flower of the mountains in the hearts of thousands of boys. Step forward and surround two people, what will happen next?! Viewers, don’t walk away! Mr. Edo Entertainment [beep] will continue to report for you!"

"Wow! Shigure Papa-chan is actually on TV, Aru!!" Kagura said excitedly, holding her face.

"Hey, is that little girl okay? How could she fall in love with such an old man?" Yin Shi sat in front of the TV and said with drooping eyes.

"Ah, I really envy Uncle Shi Yu's good luck. When will I be able to participate in the celebrity with Atong-chan and have a date with you, and I will be satisfied~"

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Glancing at the camera crew in front of the filming, and the reporter Shigu beside him, I was very depressed. Where are these people hiding? They must have been following them before!Desperate!Desperate for a world where paparazzi have evolved into stalkers!

"Arnuo, can you make these people stop?" Shi Yu looked at the girl next to him in distress.

"No, no, no~ Yuanzi wants people all over the world to see Yuanzi's happy relationship." The girl shook her head, her twin ponytails swaying delicately.

"I don't seem to agree to you, right? I still have to buy soy sauce, and I don't have time to play girl heartbeat games with you." Shi Yu tilted his head and looked distressed, what are the children thinking now...

"What are you talking about, you bastard! How dare our young lady refuse to see you as your blessing!!" One of the reporters yelled, throwing the camera and pointing it at Shi Yu's nose.

"..." Shi Yu looked at the reporter silently, and then sighed, "Why should I accept a [beep——] a girl who hasn't fully developed yet! Will I take it home to be my granddaughter? Get out of the way! What a waste of time!"

"It's [beep——] that people are more popular because they haven't developed well!! Poor breasts are king!" The reporter just finished speaking, and the garden girl with a pretty smile stepped forward and kicked him to the ground.

"MO, the weather is so hot right now, the reporter has fainted~" the garden girl tilted her head and said with a smile, "Come here! Send the fainted reporter to the hospital yet."

The garden girl just finished speaking.A group of paparazzi immediately tossed their cameras and stood at attention neatly and shouted yes.

"...Nah, he was obviously knocked unconscious by your kick." Shi Yu blinked and pointed at the 'corpse' on the ground.

"Honey, you really know how to joke~" the garden girl smiled, then stood at attention and looked up at Shiyu, "I'm sorry that my bodyguard caused you trouble, but the camera crew is real~"

"and then?"

"I'm Sonoko Suzuki, this gentleman, please date me~"

Shi Yu silently looked at the confident girl, took out a lollipop from his bosom and stuffed it into his mouth while talking.

"do not want!"

"Eh? Why? Is Yuanzi not good enough?" The girl looked disappointed.

"Hey Duo, are you recording a show?" Shi Yu asked while biting Bangbangtang.

"Yes, it's obvious." The garden girl nodded and said with a smile.

"I'm not interested in this kind of thing. If I go back late, the kid at home will complain. It's too late to stay in the zoo for too long. Sorry, find someone else. I think they will be very happy." I'm happy!" Shi Yu waved his hands and turned to leave.

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"Hey, Uncle Shiyu's incomprehensible problem is learned from Yinsang, right?" Shinpachi looked at Yinshi with raised eyebrows while watching the TV screen.

"No, Ah Yin, I won't refuse a girl's request. This old man really went to the zoo!" After glancing at the commercials shown on TV, Yin Shi stood up digging his nose.

"Silver-chan, where are you going, Aru?" Kagura asked while biting the vinegar kelp.

"Go and bring home the restless old man who attracts peach blossoms, Ah Yin doesn't want to have a stepmother who is younger than himself, even though this stepmother is rich... No, maybe it would be nice to have a rich stepmother, Ah Yin Silver has endless red bean rice..."

Kagura and Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who was walking and muttering, and then continued to turn around and watch the TV.

"There is no cure..." Kagura said.

"Yeah, there's no cure, it's better for Uncle Shi Yu to elope with Teacher Songyang." Xinpachi.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Teacher Songyang for a long time, Alu."

"Ah, two days ago, Mr. Gui cried and said that Mr. Gao Shan took Mr. Songyang to travel in outer space."

"It's not cured, it's not cured, all of them are not cured, Alu." Shenle Shiyuyan said.

"Yes, there is no cure."

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"Arnold! This gentleman, please wait a moment!" The garden girl caught up with Shigure and grabbed Shigure's sleeve.

"Anything else?" Shi Yu turned to look at the girl.

"This is the first variety show I participated in since my debut. I don't want to leave any regrets. Please at least let this show end smoothly!"

"But..." Shi Yu frowned.

"An hourly wage of [-] yen!" Sonoko said with a dark face.

"Don't worry, I will definitely help you finish this program!" The sudden interjection made Shi Yu twitch the corners of his mouth.

"...Why did you come out?" Shi Yu turned his head to look at Yin Shi who was riding a little sheep, with black lines on his face.

"I asked you to make soy sauce and went to the zoo, and you also met Edo Yuji TV station to record a program. If Ah Yin doesn't come out and bring you home, you may be involved in a terrorist organization later." Yinshi took off his helmet Dead fish eyes looked at Shi Yu.

"Miss, don't worry! Your entrustment has been taken over by Wanshiwu! But, regarding the subsequent expenses..." Yinshi smiled wretchedly.

"Don't worry, you won't be missed, but is he willing?" The garden girl looked at Shi Yu with resentment.

"Don't worry, he will be very cooperative!" He slapped his chest solemnly when he heard that the price was okay.

Shi Yu raised his hand and knocked on Yin Shi's head.

"Hey, hey! Let your father go on a date with a girl who can be his granddaughter to make money, and your integrity was eaten by dogs?"

"I didn't let you and your granddaughter go on a date in the lovehotel, just treat it as a coaxing child, and the living expenses of Wanshiwu for the next month will be handed over to you, old man!!" Yin Shi patted Shi Yu on the shoulder and shouted.

"... Sigh." Shi Yu sighed and nodded helplessly, "Forget it, for the sake of Kagura and Joharu's three meals, I'll just brush up on my morals once."

"Hey...wait a minute...did you just say father...dear?" The garden girl looked at Shiyu with a mysterious expression.

Shi Yu looked down at the girl, squinted and smiled, "Yes, I'm the father~"

"Well, may I ask you this year's Guigeng?"

Seeing the gray aura of despair all over the girl's body, Shigure tilted his head, revealing his small canine teeth, and his smile was bright and lively.

"I'm 49 this year~"

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"Ah, I didn't expect me to lose my eyes sometimes." Sitting in the coffee shop, the garden girl lay on the table and said listlessly, "The date for the first time on a variety show is actually someone from the grandpa's generation, eh How embarrassing!"

"Stop complaining, aren't you going to pester me to continue? Is there a camera filming you to destroy your image?" Shi Yu blinked while drinking the juice.

"Don't be cute! Uncle being cute is the worst foul!! You didn't feel much about being cute at first, but since you know your age, your lethality has suddenly increased! The contrast is the most annoying thing!" The garden girl sat up and patted the table and pointed Shigure's nose said.

"Yes~ Then let's go to the playground~" Shi Yu asked.

"Eh? Why?"

"If you're dating, don't you have to go to the playground? After playing all kinds of games and finally confessing on the Ferris wheel, it's basically over." Shi Yu said seriously.

"Who did you hear that from?" Yuanzi's face was darkened.

"That's how it's played on TV, let's go." Shi Yu stood up, if it didn't end, Yinshi's resentment would be manifested, obviously he agreed without authorization, but in the end he was all sorts of unhappy.

He waved to Gintoki who was behind the cameraman, and Shigure walked out of the cafe first.

"Hey, how are we going to Shi Yu-san?" Sonoko asked curiously after Shi Yu.

"Take this!" Shi Yu patted the white bicycle in front of the store and said with a smile.

"Hey~ I haven't made this kind of thing before, every time there is a special driver to pick it up." Yuanzi touched the bicycle curiously.

"MA, this can be regarded as... the romance of a petty citizen~" Shi Yu smiled softly and raised his hand to rub Sonoko's hair.

The garden girl froze for a moment, then turned her head to look aside with an awkward expression.

"I, I don't really want to sit on this thing! Don't get me wrong!"

"Yes, yes, I understand." Shi Yu smiled, his red eyes were full of tenderness.

"During the initial period of embarrassing running-in period, Miss Sonoko and Mr. Shigure's date finally entered the state, so what will happen next?! Audiences, don't walk away from the advertisement, it will be more exciting!"

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Kagura and Shinba looked at the reporters and advertisements that suddenly appeared on the big screen with black lines on their faces.

"What's next! You should hurry up and order it, how can you fix it!!!"

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